A new love? Fake diplomat on mountain safari pg. 11

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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:08 pm

This is impressive, really really impressive. This disproves the rumour that lads are lazy.

Well done!

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:53 pm

MG, that is amazing. Seriously well done. I think you have created the "Mile high Club" for safaris. Thumbs up

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last ride downwards in 3 minutes.

Wink

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:18 pm

Is it possible that they can be made to think that there was an accidental chop, if you like? Maybe Louisa was so distracted by her journey, and her injuries, that she wasn't thinking clearly when she reached Piz Gloria, and so greeted the wrong person?

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 5:16 pm

Fantastic job! This is incredible.

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:13 pm

This is just wonderful.

Awesome bait.

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:39 pm

There REALLY needs to be an icon for this. Maybe Doogie-poo can come up with something once he and Louisa are united as lovely husband and wife. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:34 pm

LMAO, great baiting!! bow_down

All he needs now is an alpine horn...

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so, where is the lad now?

he at 6 pm down in the village, he should be either able to go home, or stay a night to try it again.

and yes, having him up there a second time would be really great.

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 1:54 am

Absolutely amazing. I'm beyond impressed with this. Love how all of the chops with your earlier characters led him to convince his associate he simply must complete the journey to meet you. Seriously enjoyable to read and serious lad pain!

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Aussie here.
I've been reading this thread since it started and the last few pages have been the BEST.
Pure gold.
I do hope your nose isn't broken and that you can return to your farm and your goats safely. Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:03 am

Hi there Army of Goldens - fellow Australian here. Welcome to Eater!

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:27 pm

Thanks everybody. I never expected something like this, but the lads were so co-operative and self-baiting, it just happened. It is not over yet, there are more emails and some nasty insults from Agent Pierre. I am trying hard to sow the seed of mistrust and there is a small chance that Doogie-poo will stay with me. I doubt it that the same lad will come up again, but maybe I can make Doogie-poo send another agent? I will update the thread later.

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:40 pm

Douglas finds it hard to believe that Louisa gave the money to the agent. He has doubts.

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Honey what are you talking about i told you to call me on phone and i have to talk to Agent Thomas Pierre before you will give him the money now you are telling me that you have given him the money, honey you lie

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Douglas,

I have told you that I have no more credit on my phone so how could I call you? And why do you say that I lie? Just ask Mr Agent Pierre, I gave him 10 brandnew 500 €-bills! Just go, call him and ask him and he will confirm that he has the money!

Louisa

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Honey i just call Agent Thomas Pierre now and he told me that he still waiting for you at the Coffee Shop now and you are telling me that you have given him the 5,000Euros , honey why are you lying to me so you are playing games with my heart

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Douglas,

I am NOT lying. I have given him the money. Did he say that he doesn't have it? Oh my goodness, I didn't even ask him for a receipt! Darling, I gave him the money, 10 brandnew 500 € bills! What are you talking about?

Louisa

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Honey am not sure Agent Thomas Pierre just told me that he dont see you why are you telling me that you have given him the money , honey i want you to tell me if you are in the Restaurant now with him now okay

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Douglas,

I have told you that I am on my way back. I have given him the 5000 €, it was 10 brandnew 500 €-bills. I am telling you that I have given him the money BECAUSE I have given him the money. Why do you ask me such a question, what is the matter?

Louisa

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Honey you are a lie you dont go to the Restaurant and you dont give Agent Thomas Pierre the 5,000Euros , you are just lying to me , now i know that all you are saying is lie dont write me again you are a scammer

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Douglas,

I beg your pardon, I am WHAT? Listen, I have no idea what you are talking about and I am NOT a lier, I have given him the 5000 € and I can prove what I say because I was there to give him the 5000 € from my handbag and if he says that he doesn't have my 5000 € the HE is a lier. I took his picture when I went there, I can send it to you then you will that I was there! And he has the money! I gave it to him, I sware it on my mother's grave! I cannot believe this!

Louisa

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Honey i never know that you are a scammer but now i just know you now, thanks for brokering my heart here now , i know that one day God Almight will give me a good woman that am going to spend the rest days of my life with, i really love you with all my heart but you broke my heart and hurt me at the same time

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Douglas,

I never meant to brokering your heart and I love you with all my heart! I have paid the 5000 € to get you home to my side from this dangerous Afghanistan, so why do you do this to me? Why do you do this to me? Why all these insults? I have paid the 5000 €, I sware it on my father's grave too! I have given him the money! He has the 5000 € for your chopper flight to Switzerland! I am NOT lying to you, I gave him the money!!!!! I am crying now.

Louisa

I needed to do something to convince the "heartbrokeringed" Douglas, so I have sent myself another fake mail from Agent Pierre's email address which I have of course forwarded to Douglas.´

My Agent Pierre fake mail:

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Miss Louisa,
off course I got the 5000 EURO monies from you thank you but if you tell your general husband and show him this my message i will say that this comes from hacker not from me so what will you do, he will never believe you so call me a lier or whatever you want it will not help he will never believe you so I will keep all 5000 EUROS for myself and this is it i got girlfriend and child to buy stuff for

It turned out that Agent Pierre was not in very good mood when he wrote to me.

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Thank you very much may god bless you I don't understand how can 58 yrs old can lies

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Mr Pierre,

what a lousy hippocrit you are, what an icecold lier! My husband-to-be has turned his back on me now all because of you, and he has insulted me and called my a lier. There is only one lier here, and that is you. Why don't you just forward the 5000 € I gave to you to the United Nations so that my husband can come home? What kind of wicked game are you playing? Why do you deny that I have given you the 5000 €?

Louisa

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I just want to fuck your ass now stupid idiote

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You are very poor women

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You do not deserve to be the wife of Mr Douglas, you are a bitch and you don't know how to lie, can you give me the color of the shoes that I wore and that of my shirt? If I see you I will kill you with my hands prostitute you are

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Mr Pierre,
How dare you lieing thief call me a prostitute???? You were wearing black slippers and your shirt was white. I know that because I saw it when I gave you the money which you have STOLEN!
Louisa

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Just so you know, you lieing thief.......I have of course informed my husband about your email! We will see if he believes me or if he believes your hacker fairy tale lie, you thief! You are a lieing scumbag, a thief and nothing else!

Louisa

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:48 pm

Oh my gosh I love it! I can only imagine the anger both of these lads have right now. If only to hear the calls between them. Very Happy

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well, send him a pic from the webcam, just crop out the notifications from the livestream (weather, etc).

and then tell him, that you've took a picture of him while he was on the phone.

if you tell him the time aswell, it might have been douglas on that phone.

means: you have proven that you've met him.

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 5:23 pm

Did he end up missing the last tram down yesterday?

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 5:25 pm

That's the plan Cool

Some more exchange between Doogie-poo and Louisa, I have forwarded him my fake Agent-Pierre-mail:

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Douglas,

oh, this impudent lier and thief, look at what he has written to me, look at it! He has stolen our money and he writes me that when I will tell you he will just lie again and say that this comes from a hacker and not from him!
What a rotten character, I cannot believe that such people work for the United Nations! Oh Douglas, what shall we do now? I want you to leave the Afghanistan and I love you so much, you must come here to live with me and I want to work with you in our company, but I feel so helpless now! This man has fooled me, he has lied to us and he stole my money!! I am desperate, and I am crying now.

Louisa

Gesendet: Samstag, 08. Juli 2017 um 16:23 Uhr
Von: "Thomas Pierre" <[email protected]>
An: louisa
Betreff: Thank you for the monies
Miss Louisa,

off course I got the 5000 EURO monies from you thank you but if you tell your general husband and show him this my message i will say that this comes from hacker not from me so what will you do, he will never believe you so call me a lier or whatever you want it will not help he will never believe you so I will keep all 5000 EUROS for myself and this is it i got girlfriend and child to buy stuff for

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Honey you claim you gave the 5,000Euros to Agent Thomas Pierre i want you to send me the photos you and Agent Thomas Pierre take when you are given him the money make sure you send me the photos okay

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Douglas,

what are you talking about? The photos that I and Agent Pierre took? You must have misunderstood me, it is not that "we" took photos. I took a picture of him, and I will send it to you later. I am still in a state of shock. This man has stolen our money, he is a lier and a thief and he has insulted me! He has sent me more emails and he said that I am a prostitute! I will forward you EVERYTHING he has written to me since he took our money! Oh Douglas, this is so horrible! How can people be like that? How can they? Douglas, I must ask you a serious question. Did you ever know this Agent personally? I mean it could be possible that he was NOT the real Agent after all? I don't understand anything anymore. I must go and feed the goats now. I will send you another letter later. Darling, I love you so much! PLease, for the sake of our love do not allow this shameless lier to bring us apart!

Louisa

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Honey the only thing i need from you now is the photo you took with Agent Thomas Pierre at the Restaurant before you gave him the 5,000Euros okay, Honey make sure you send it to me now okay

Am waiting to hear from you soon

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Honey now Agent Thomas Pierre has gone back to West Africa Ghana now and the Private Chopper Company manager and the United Nation are very very Angry with me here now, honey you called you self my lovely wife and you broke my heart you brought shame into my life and you broke my heart , its very painful when the woman you love so much broke your heart , my heart is broken by you and my eyes is full with tears now i cant get my selfs here now, you made me confuses here now , Honey is this what you called true love

Honey you keep on lying to me from the first day i meet you up till now you told me that you sent 2,000Euros to the Private Chopper Company in West Africa Ghana , and there is nothing like that happen, honey you are the one that hack my email address too, and you made me believe that is someone eles that hack it , honey now i know that you are a lier a scammer too

Honey i want you to attach the photo you take with Agent Thomas Pierre when you are giving him the 5,000Euros yesterday okay

Honey i want you to call me on phone now i need to talk to you now

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Douglas,

this evil thief has even written to me that he WILL KILL ME WITH HIS OWN HANDS, I have forwarded you his mail! Douglas, would a real honest United Nations Agent ever say and do something like this? He is not what he claims to be, he is a lier and a thief, and a killer, too! And he knows my telephone numbers and will have ways to find me up here and I am scard now! Douglas, I will go down to get myself a new telephone number on Monday before I will call you, maybe he has even installed hacking software on my phone??? I have a gun, and I will set it up right next to my bed and if he really dares to come try and kill me I will shoot him! I will call you on Monday with my new number, and please Douglas, for Heaven's sake don't forward it to anyone!

Louisa

I don't think he will have missed the last tram down, I believe the staff up there makes sure that nobody is left behind. Sad

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 5:26 pm

"... well, send him a pic from the webcam..."

Yeap, excellent idea!
And tell the general how the agent was dressed, what bag he had with him, how he had hair ... many-many details to prove that you met him.

Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 6:16 pm

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If I see you I will kill you with my hands prostitute you are

Ha!Ha!Ha!

Now, that is a signature line!

Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 8:49 pm

Oh yes......I think I will add it Laughing

Douglas has written and he will only believe me if I send him the picture I took of Agent Pierre.

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Honey i heard you but before i will believe all this you are telling me you have to send me the photo you and Agent Thomas Pierre at the Restaurant yesterday this is the only way i will believe you okay

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Douglas,

I did not take his picture in the coffee shop I took it outside when I saw him standing there, he was on the telephone with someone and then he went back inside again and I followed him and I gave him the 10 brandnew 500 € bills for your flight! I have attached the picture and I am shocked about the way you talk to me, I have told you that he has threatened to kill me with his hands and you do not have anything to say about this? Douglas, I am very scared now and I don't understand anything anymore!

Louisa

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 12:14 am

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thanks for brokering my heart here now

Does he mean that you work in organ transplantation?

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:08 am

^^^ Who knows? Douglas has answered and he does no longer call me a liar or a scammer. He wants me to send the 5000 € with Western Union and he wants to know if there is a Western Union near me. There is not. He better sends a reliable agent to collect it Cool

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Honey now you will send the 5,000Euros by western union to Ghana by Monday so that i can come to you, honey there is western union close to you in your area okay

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Good morning my beloved Dougie-poop,

so what does that mean now, do you believe me? Do you believe now that I gave him the 5000 €? Douglas, you have given me so many bad names in your recent messages you have insulted me and you didn't believe me and this man took my 5000 €! Douglas, my Darling, there is no Western Union up here in the mountains and that is why you had suggested to send the United Nations agent to collect the fee for your flight don't you remember? Douglas, before we should go any further with our relationship and our marriage I want to know if you still love and trust me! And I want you to take back all the bad things you have said about me! You must take back all these bad heart-breakering insults and I expect you to apologize! And what can I do about this mean thief who took my money? Is he safe from prosecution because he is a UN agent? Can people like him really do want they want without fearing the consequences? Douglas, I would like to go to the police and give them his picture and the copy of his UN picture ID so they can arrest him whenever he should be seen! Dougie-poop, this bad man has scared me so much with his death threatening that I could hardly find any sleep at all. I took strong medications, I solved 5 Quaaludes in a hot Jägermeister with whipped cream and then I took another 2 Valiums but it didn't help much my hands are still shaking so bad that I almost spilled my coffee. I love you so much my Darling and I want you to come home! But I am so scared!

Louisa

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:03 pm

Hm. I can't help wondering if General Doogie-poo and Agent Thomas Pierre aren't one and the same. Doogie was SO certain that Louisa had lied, after all, not to mention that he thinks that Louisa can just whip up another 5000 euros immediately- almost as though he still thinks she has the original 5000.

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:37 pm

^^^ They aren't one and the same. The Swiss lad is francophone, his cell phone settings are in French. He has forwarded me 9 screenshots of our communication, for whatever reason I don't know. Douglas is confused, he does not know who and what to believe. He wants proof now, he wants a picture of Louisa and pictures of her goat farm. I couldn't make phone calls because I work long shifts on weekends. Agent Pierre truly deserves a call. I want his death threat recorded Laughing

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Honey am very sorry for all the Names i called you its because am confuse here that is why i said all this , honey i really dont know what to say here now, and i dont know how is lying here now between you and Agent Thomas Pierre, but the reasons why i still not believe you yet that you really gave the money to Agent Thomas Pierre its because you never inform me on email or text that you have arrive in the Restaurant now you just come up with a new that you have given Agent Thomas Pierre the 5,000Euros and i have inform you before that before you will give the 5,000Euros to the Agent Thomas Pierre you have to call me when both of you are together in the Restaurant then i will talk to both of you on phone then i will ordered you to give the 5,000Euros to Agent Thomas Pierre and both of you will snap a photos too this are the agreement will have together , but nor of all this you do but you just came up with a new that you have given the 5,000Euros to Agent Thomas Pierre okay

Honey the United Nation and the Private Chopper Company are very angry with me here now and i really want to come to you in Switzerland so that we both can get married as lovely husband and wife

Honey am begging the United Nation officer here and the Private Chopper Company manager that you my lovely wife will send the 5,000Euros to the Private Chopper Company in west Africa Ghana okay

Honey i want you to send me your photo and your Goat farm photos too okay

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Dear Douglas,

I have told you several times now that I had no more credit left on my phone and that was all your fault because you just wouldn't stop emailing me and the rooming fees used up all my credit and that is why I could not call or text you! Douglas, you NEVER told me to snap a photo of me giving the money to Agent Pierre! You NEVER told me, so how could I know? This is all growing over my head. I gave him the money, he has it! Douglas, and now you want me to send 5000 € again? How am I supposed to do that? You insult me and accuse me and you don't trust me and you don't believe me. I really don't know if I want such a husband. I just don't know.
Douglas, what is your Skype ID? I want you to come on Skype with me then we both can turn our cameras on and you can see me and I will take you on a tour across my goat farm.

Louisa

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Honey am not using Skype here, honey you know that i love you with all my heart and i have forgiven you for what happen , honey now the United Nation and the Private Chopper Company manager are Angry with me here now , Honey am so confuse here now if you really love me as you claim this is the time i will know okay

Honey i want you to send me your photos now, i really need to see your face as my lovely wife now, honey i also want you to send me the photo of your goat farm too, honey you said you own a Restaurant over there in Switzerland i want you to send me the photo of your Restaurant too okay

Honey i really love you with all my heart and i want to spend the rest days of my life with you as lovely husband and wife

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Hello Douglas,

when did I ever say that I own a restaurant? I have never said something like that because I do not own a restaurant. Douglas, I need to see your face too, and I want to talk to you whilst we are seeing each other so if you are not using Skype then I want you to set up an account so that I can add you and we can see each other. Douglas, you have blamed me, you have insulted me and your Agent has stolen from me and insulted me, too and he has even threatened to come and kill me with his hands and all my money is lost it is the 2000 € I have sent and now the 5000 € this asshole stole from me. Douglas, you told me quite a while ago that the United Nations wanted to investigate what happened to my 2000 €, now is there any result? Please ask them and get back to me and let me kmow, have they issued an investigation report and can I have it please?
You can see my face and my goat farm when we will talk on Skype, with our cameras on. If I send you pictures you would only say that they might not be my real pictures. Douglas, I am getting more and more under the impression that you are a little paranoid. Are you suffering from schizophrenia maybe? Have you considered to go see a doctor? Maybe you have a tumor? Darling, please go see a doctor and let him check you.
And let me know your Skype name so that we can video-chat, okay?
I love and miss you
Louisa

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Honey i have told you that i dont have Skype account and there is know Skype in the Computer on the United Nation that am using here okay

Honey if you dont want to send me your photos and your goat photos that means you dont love me okay

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Douglas,

you don't have to use the United Nation computer, just use your US Army computer. And please do me a favour and stop such nonsense like saying that I don't love you just because I don't send you photos. A video chat is much better, so please get your account ready. And why don't you answer my question about the UN investigation? Did they find out what has happened? Did they issue a report? Can I have it? Will I get that money back? And what do you say about my idea to go and inform the police about what this Agent Pierre thief has done? He should go to prison! I must go to the barn now and feed the animals. I will call you tomorrow when I will have my new number.

Louisa

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Honey am using the United Nation computer here and there is know Skype inside the Computer okay , honey am waiting for you call tomorrow okay

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