Marky Mark and the Funny Bunch

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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:02 pm

I'm new to Tagged and it's odd, because I haven't baited via email in some time, mostly doing it via FB chat. So, I reached out to this lad.

So, we begin...
Marky Mark: Hello, You are Beautiful,don't let anyone let you down.. Don't let anyone make you feel inferior, don't loose your head. Cheers
Effie: Thank you. You do the same.
Marky Mark: Welcome and thanks for the reply, Mind if i know you better?
Effie: Tell me about you.
Marky Mark: I'm Mark ,i am single , looking for friendship that can lead into relationship. you?
Effie: I am a 55 year old woman with two grown children and I lost my Ricky Bobby to cancer just a little more than a year ago. I clean the rooms at the Econo-Lodge, work at The Waffle House, and take in knitting. In my spare time, I like to brew sweet tea, read my Bible, study foreign cultures, and substitute teach at the ShortBus Academy. I'm from the South, but Ricky Bobby was from Pittsburgh so we lived there. My favorite movies are The Ten Commandments, The Notebook, and Space Balls. I like Pizza and other exotic foods.
Marky Mark: wow, you are such an interesting person to know. i am sorry about your loss.
i want to be your friend please
Effie: I must go to bed now, but we can be friends, I think.
Marky Mark: okay. [email protected] please write me
Effie: I am going to bed. Contact me at [email protected] on the hangouts.
Marky Mark: ok
[(happy)]
hello
Hello
check your email for my message
Effie: Ok. I got it.
Marky Mark: reply
Effie: I did!
Marky Mark: okay
Effie: Good night

And now, the first exchanges…

Marky Mark wrote:

Hi
How are you doing?
Mark

Effie wrote:

Am good.

Marky Mark wrote:

Hello Effie
Thanks for the opportunity to communicate through email, i think this is safer and conducive for us. You sound nice and i really don't mind your age.
Let me tell you a little about myself before we go further and see where our friendship will lead us to.
I am Mark Payne, single but have a son (I am not longer involved with his mother due to irreconcilable difference), I'm 6.5 ft tall and i am Business Administrator/Entrepreneur. I have been able to visit some part of the world due to the nature or my job and i have good experience of different culture and tradition.
My origin are America and Europe but i spent most time of my life in Europe, Sweden to be precise.
My favorite color is Blue and my hobbies are music,traveling, gardening, reading books and and visiting the orphanage.
I am looking for good friendship that can lead to marriage in the near future.
I am honest and God fearing, i also have lot of respect for people (Women especially because my Mom bred me that way).
I would like to know about you, what you are looking for? Your hobbies and interest? what do you like in a man?
what are your likes and dislikes? what is your favorite color?
hope to hear from you soon.
Cheers.
Mark

Effie wrote:

My favorite color is purple and my hobbies I have told you, but I do have some others I enjoy from time to time. I'm from the south and enjoy cracklins and grits and pickled pigs feet and yams, plus a good sweet tea with my rice.

I'm still getting over the loss of my dear Ricky Bobby, but am looking for friendship and someone to chat with to exchange desires and thinks.

My favorite book is The Bible and I'm a good Southern Westborough Baptist.

I am looking for a friend now. Maybe it can be more. My heart still belongs to Ricky Bobby but it is open to more. I want someone to nurture and grow with me. To comfort and hold.

Marky Mark wrote:

Hi Dear,
Good Morning and how was your night?
I am a very patient person and I respect people's opinion and integrity.
I am sorry about Ricky and I pray his soul rest with the Lord.
Am a good Christian and I put God first in all I do.
I am willing to be your friend, nurture you, hold you and help you grow if you let me.
Can you tell me how you spend your days and the city you live in?
How do you handle anger?
What is your greatest fear?
Be free to ask questions, this way we can get to know each other better.
Do have a blessed day
Mark

Effie wrote:

My night was ok. Except the nieghbor's dog was howling. Stupid mutt. He prolly treeed a coon and didn't even know it. So his yapping kept me from sleeping.

I like that.

Thanks.

Am a Good Christian, to.

Let us start as friends and HE will guide our path.

I spend my days working. It depends if I'm working at the Waffle House or the Motel 8. But, I also take in the knitting and clean a few here and there with some other odd jobs. Then I have dinner and watch the Wheel of Fortune and the Jeopardy before going to bed.

I follow HIS advice.

I've thought about some questions and looked and here's some:

<<Snipped to avoid repeating. They are below.>>

Marky Mark wrote:

Hi Effie,
I really do like your email and am sorry for replying this late, i have been busy with work and meetings too
Looks like i will take some business trip to Europe in couple of weeks.
How are you and hope you were able to catch some sleep later.
I answered your interesting questions honestly and i hope you dont laugh at me. Here....

What are your favorite restaurants in the area? – I really don't have one as i visit the restaurant occasionally.

What’s your favorite drink? Are you a beer or wine person? - I like Wine
Are you a big social media person? - Yes, sometimes because of my Job
What three U.S. cities would you never, ever move to even for the job
offer of your dreams? - Ermmm, i really don't know as i have this ability to settle anywhere, I am very adaptive. I have visited some part of the world even Africa and Asia and seen different lifestyle and culture so, i cant say for now.
What combination of fixings makes your perfect burrito? - Burrito, dunno..
Do you have any nicknames? - None but growing up, my mum call me Markie... lol
How long did it take you to start enjoying coffee? - 3 years though..lol
What do your parents do for a living? - My Father was A petroleum Engineer and my Mum a Teacher
What quality is your automatic “no fucking way” when pursuing a
potential relationship? - When pursuing a relationship, i try to respect opinions and meet up with her half way as i understand that it should be a mutual thing.
What are two of your bucket list items? – Marriage and Helping the needy
Where is your happy space? Where is your safe zone? - My Home
What are you worse at than 90 percent of the population? living on hopes Shocked

Do you think it’s the grand things or little gestures that count the most? - Little Gesture
Are you a big fan of any major pro sports team? - Yes, San Antonio Spurs and Real Madrid Fc
If you could travel back to any one point in time what would it be? - When my Father was dying.
How did you meet your best friend? - On Tagged, she is the one reading this mail. (I want you to be)
If you could be any animal, what would you be? - Dove
Are you as tired of Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman as I am? - Lol, Maybe
When was the first time that you had beer? - I was 23 already
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it? - Put it in some project to propagate the gospel of God to the world, help the needy and give education to the less privilege and orphans.
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey? - I cant even try one....lol
What last made you laugh? - My son
Spontaneity or stability? Spontaneity...between kinda
Do you like kids? - Yes, so much
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say? - Dreaming of a perfect one cos we yet to have one.
Which do you prefer giving or receiving? - Giving
What is your favorite word? – With God all things are possible
What is your least favorite word? – Why me.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - Creatively, Things around me. Spiritually, The Scripture. Emotionally, How i feel at a particular time.
What turns you off? - Lies and Pretense
What is your favorite curse word? - Damn
What sound or noise do you love? - WOOWs
What sound or noise do you hate? – Scream from depression
What is your profession? - Business Administration
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Researcher
What profession would you not like to do? - Soldier (Army)
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at
the pearly gates? - Welcome home my Son.

Now your turn, this has been helpful and will help us get to know each other better with time,

Have a blessed day.
Mark

Effie wrote:

Those were some good answers for us to know ourselves more better than we did! Where in Europe will you be going and when? That is so exciting. I didn't know the Business Admins did that so much. I found nothing funny in your answers. Perhaps others wood, but that's not always bad.
So, here we go and I like the Cracker Barrel, Old Country Buffet, and the Ponderosa, but I don't get to go so often because they are the fancy places so I stay home and cook.
I like that one drink called a Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall but those big bottles of Galliano are hard to find and go to waist unless a girl gets lonely on a cold winter night.
No
1. Texas. 2. Tampa. 3. Helensinki
You need the right amount of cilantro and chorizo. A good gravy and some brie. Maybe some maters and greens to finish it out.
Effu
About 3 days.
They are passed on.
Asking for money or making excuses.
A new scrub brush and some Mr. Clean
On the park bench next to the Peter Puffers
Trimming my toe nails
I like them both depending
No.
When HE handed down the 10 Commandments
We were in the third grade together and she liked Tommy and I did to but she kissed him first then he tried to look at my hooha and she got mad and we've been best friends ever since.
A Camel because I don't like being thirsty
Yes
When Uncle Jim Tom got me to take a few drinks when he was babysitting me.
Give to the poor, the Church, and go on a vacation. Maybe finally buy a car and have cream in my coffee.
Angry money
When Ricky Bobby put Punkin Pie on his boot, then went around to everyone and said "it looks like dog shit. Man, it smells like dog shit. Wow. It tastes like dog shit to." That was so funny.
Stable
My two are raised, so not so much.
It hadn't happened so much.
I like the Yin and Yang of it.
Free
Owe
God
Spiritual Magic
Cocksucker
Autumn leaves across a lonely sidewalk.
Whining
Cook and cleaner plus pill dispenser.
Astronot
Scuba diver
I've waited on you.

I hope you like these. Here are some more for you!

<<Snipped, again>>

Marky Mark wrote:

Hi Dear,
I am enjoying our communication and how it goes.
How are you today and work too?
I would ask few questions in my next mail.

Here are my answers, please answer yours and lets see...
What does your dream house look like? - James Madison's Montpelier, located in Orange, Virginia.
What’s your schedule usually like? - Wake up, gym, work, help Theo with his home work, bed.
Do you like your boss and coworkers? - Yes
Do you have a big family? - No
How did your parents meet? - when i was born......lol :shocked:
Where did your parents grow up? - America and Sweden
Which family member are you most similar to? - My cousin. Camilla
Did you play an instruments as a kid? - Yes, Drums
Do you listen to any podcasts? - No
CNN or FOX NEWS? - CNN
What actor would play you in the movie about your life? - Nicolas Cage
What TV show do you think was cancelled too early? - We are Men
Netflix or chill? - Netflix
Any good movies you want to see that are out right now? - Am not a movies person though
Who are your favorite artists or bands? - Luther Vandros, Mary J bilge
Do you have any trips planned? - Yes, for work in Europe and Asia
Whats your next adventure going to be? Asia, Never been there so it would one Hmmmmm...thought you'd already been Marky...
Have any special skills you could teach me or introduce me to? - Yes, i learned some when i was in Africa, Making hand made shoes, Bag and Hats.
How long have you been single? 4 Years
What was the longest relationship you ever had? With My Son's Mother
Do you date a lot? Nope
Are you dating a pro or a novice? - Novice
Do you have any dating horror stories? - No
Are most of your friends single, dating, or married? Married, i have colleagues like friend, no close friend
When was the last time you went on a date? Cant remember....lol
What’s the last thing you Googled? - Soccer Fixture and results
What’s your spirit animal? - dont know
What’s your perfect New Year’s Eve? - At the orphanage Rolling Eyes

What’s your favorite joke? - Two women can't sit together and be silent.
Ever get a tattoo? - No

Mark

"Soccer fixture", eh? I had to Google it, too. Must be from his Swedish upbringing...

Not as verbose this time…

Effie wrote:

Oh that's great! I like we are knowing this about each otters and can't wait to read from you next!

Marky Mark wrote:

Hi Dear,
I will write soon, I have been a little busy.
Wish you the best weekend
Mark

Effie wrote:

Ok. And what are you doing for tomrrow?

I’ll bet that European trip is right around the corner!

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

Having been raised in the South, you had me at "I like to brew sweet tea". I knew then your character was going to be hilarious.

I see some James Lipton in there, too. Very Happy

edit for atrocious grammar; I know better

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:40 pm

[email protected]

Pure class .......

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Jul 2016 Posts: 5

bware419ers wrote:

Have any special skills you could teach me or introduce me to? - Yes, i learned some when i was in Africa, Making hand made shoes, Bag and Hats.

Oh this, so much this. ^^^^^

Idea

I'm surprised that his response was not bolded.

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:04 am

BitaTrouble wrote:

...sweet tea...Lipton

I saw what you did there. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Quote:

I am a very patient person

We will see about that...

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:39 pm

Quote:

Hi,
I was busy today, continues tomorrow but I will write you.
Hope you are good?
Mark

Effie wrote:

Happy July 4 Victory Over England - Armed Independence Day! <--Stolen from Padme. Are you watching Fireworks or going to a traditional Horse roast?

Marky Mark wrote:

Good Morning and Happy July 4.
I am just starting my day and the thought of you fill my heart.
How are you today and what would you be doing?
Mark

Effie wrote:

Oh. You have no plans? Ricky Bobby Jr. is having the horse and Bobbie Sue will make the mater salad to bring. I'm sure the grandkids will play the tonsil hockey with the neighbor boys since the weather is so fun. Maybe a sprinkler or two will go up to keep the adults cool while we watch the parade. All the usual stuff and you?

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

I can't believe you are roasting a horse Sad

Any good Southerner knows it is possum, squirrel or that rare delicacy - flattened armadillo road kill (served with Lone Star beer).

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:30 pm

Marky Mark wrote:

What is your least favorite word? – Why me.
What is your favorite curse word? - Damn
What sound or noise do you hate? – Scream from depression

I have a feeling he will be using these more than he would like soon. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:25 pm

Quote:

What’s your perfect New Year’s Eve? - At the orphanage

'Cause there ain't no party like an orphan party.

Quote:

What’s your favorite joke? - Two women can't sit together and be silent.

hehehe

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:21 pm

BitaTrouble wrote:

Any good Southerner knows

<-----Lives north of the Mason-Dixon line.

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 12:47 pm

From yesterday:

Mark wrote:

Hi hun,
I am enjoying my day with Theo and preparing for my trip to Europe next week.
Here are few questions for you..
Do you believe in love?
Can you trust me even when we yet to meet?
How much risk can you take for love?
What are you allergic to? Shocked

What does it take to win you over?
Do you have friends?
Do you follow your heart or people's opinion?
Can I trust you?

Cheers
Mark

I logged into Tagged and Marky Mark was online. I sent him a message and he logged off, so...

Effie wrote:

Ok. I can see you were on Tagged and then I sent you a "Hi" and then you went offline and that was not very nice don't you think? Are you talking to other women? You shouldn't be. I thought you wanted us to know ourselves better so we could envelope into love and now I don't know and am having a third and fourth guess over all this. I'm here fingerbanging until they hurt trying to decide if I should write this to you or just go and find someone else to share the future. I don't know. Your next response will probably determine, but I will answer your questions disregardlessly.

Yes. Ricky Bobby heaped love on me whenever he could. It was a tough love, but I endured and injured.

No. I thot I could and then you were talking to the other womens and ignored me.

Not so much that a heart would break.

Ragweed, chocolate, pollen, and bullshit.

That will be for you to determine, but right now you're not building the points.

Yes.

Depends.

Of course.

AND, where are you going in Europe and when? Europe is a big Incontinent.

Then, he logged back in for a second. It went like this:

Effie: Hello!
Marky Mark: Hi honey, Got my email?
Effie: AND REPLIED
I can see you refuse to talk. Fine, then. You even refused to tell me how you celebated yesterday.

Should be a fun day...

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:27 pm

Effie: Hammmmm
I guess you like those other whore slut women more better.

Quote:

Hi hun,
I am surprised at this email but I understand you have to feel that way.
I replied you on tagged before logging off, maybe my message came late to you, I am sorry about that.
Now let me say this.....
I was the first who contacted you and told you I will be patient and try to build a thing with you after you told me about Ricky.
I am God fearing and honest in my dealings, I have a son and I m humane. So I try to put others in my shoes before I act or say a thing. I would feel bad if I meet someone who is trying to play games with me so I wouldn't do such.
I am a one woman man, so when I say it's you then it's no one.
Yes I want us to envelop into love and take it slow but not too slow cos life is short.
I was on tagged to disable some notifications on pets and meet me. I will also disable my account cos I want full concentration on us.
Effie, I want you in my life please.
Have a blessed day
Mark

Effie wrote:

I don't want you to delete it. Please keep it so I can always look at
your picture and chat when I miss you. I want us to know ourselves more
faster. I have missed you when you refused to reply me. I am alone. Oh,
so ever alone and only been loved by one man and it was a love that
hurt. Let us learn of our love some more because it has been ever so
fun and will make me smile and love your heart more:

Questions removed.

Marky wrote:

Hi Hunnie,
Thanks for understanding and wanting to try with me again. You are such a nice woman with lovely heart.
I dont want you to be alone, i want to be in your heart and be the reason why you smile.
I cant ascertain what kind or level of love you had with Ricky but all i want to do is make you love again and be happy all the time.
I will leave tagged eventually and send you pictures here so you can always see my face and i want you to send me some too. Posibbly we can talk on skype and see each other via cam too..
Now to the questions, i like how you arrange them as it helps us a lot in getting to know each other.

What’s your most vivid childhood memory? - Being a church boy and being an alter Shocked

boy during church service.
Who in your family are you closest too? - My Mother, i was the only child.
Were you popular in high school? - Yes i was, i was the captain of the soccer team
What’s something you’re bad at? - Dancing and Swimming
What’s something you’ve been really proud of lately? - Donating blood at the hospital
What’s the last book you read? - Understanding French Language By Claude Antionne
What’s something you’ve always wanted to try? - Travelling 12 hours by car. Will a bus do?
What makes you nervous? - Great expectations
What things would you save if your apartment were on fire? - My Son and Documents
What do you do, and how long have you been doing it? - Business Management for 32 years
Where are you from originally? Michigan but grew up in France.
Who has been the biggest influence on your life? - Henry Ford, Warren Buffett.
What’s your favorite place in the entire world? - My House
Are there any foods you absolutely hate? - I dont think there is any. Maybe i am yet to find out
What’s your favorite movie of all time? - Pillars of the Earth. Maybe am yet to see something better.
Mermaids or aliens? Which are real and which scare you? Why? Aliens
What’s your biggest goal right now? - Ending up happy with the right woman, Good Marriage.
What’s your favorite way to spend a weekend? - Watching Soccer or watch Theo play Football or spend time at the orphange.
What was your family like growing up? - Fun to be with because i was protected and i had all i wanted so, it was living in heaven....lol
What were you like as a kid? - Mum's Boy who would cry when i fail at anything.
What should I know about you that I would never think to ask about? I am not a fan of sex, though its good but i am not crazy about it. and i dont have trust issues when am involved with you, i believe what you till me till it all goes wrong,
What’s your favorite TV show right now? - Dangerous Places to Live
What type of music do you like? - R&B, Slows, 80's
What part of Europe will you be visiting? - Sweden, Germany, France, Croatia and Portugal
Are you more of a cat or a dog person? - Dog, i have one..... Hush
What is your absolute favorite food? - Spaghetti Bolognese
What’s your biggest pet peeve? - Mouth Noises/chewing with mouth open. Not washing hands after using the restroom
Do you prefer coffee or tea? - Tea
Do you have any siblings? - No

Answer the questions too and lets see.
Thinking about you
Mark

Edited to fix formatting.

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:17 pm

Quote:

What’s the last book you read? - Understanding French Language By Claude Antionne
Where are you from originally? Michigan but grew up in France.

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:17 pm

I'll apologize ahead of time. I haven't baited via email, other than scripted replies for several years. Hence, the email exchanges will look more like chats.

Effie wrote:

I am glad you like the arrangement. Ricky Booby did not like organization sometimes. You are growing in my heart more and more, burrowing like a heartworm to keep it warm.

So, here are my answers:

What’s your most vivid childhood memory? In church too, and how nice the reverads were to me and the and the way they would pet me and make me feel good then we would pray after and learn to love one another.
Who in your family are you closest too? My kids because the others are all gone now.
Were you popular in high school? At church I was and with Frenchie and Sandra Dee
What’s something you’re bad at? Lying
What’s something you’ve been really proud of lately? I tithed 25% to the Church last month.
What’s the last book you read? The Bible. I read it every night. And The 11 Dalmatians.
What’s something you’ve always wanted to try? A safari in Africa
What makes you nervous? Things that go bump in the night.
What things would you save if your apartment were on fire? The photos of my kids because they are the only copies.
What do you do, and how long have you been doing it? I cook and clean and knit. As long as I can remember.
Where are you from originally? Tuscaloosa.
Who has been the biggest influence on your life? Our Lord and Saver Jesus.
What’s your favorite place in the entire world? I like to swing on the rope hanging from the old Cyprus tree that goes over Burnett's Crick.
Are there any foods you absolutely hate? Chocolates
What’s your favorite movie of all time? The Ten Commandments. But Rocky III is really good, too.
Mermaids or aliens? Which are real and which scare you? Why? Mermaids are my water symbol and bring me prosper. They are real. God only created the creatures on our earth. There ain't no such thing as people on other planets. How would they breath without air?
What’s your biggest goal right now? To pay off the Verizon bill.
What’s your favorite way to spend a weekend? Sleeping.
What was your family like growing up? Poor
What were you like as a kid? Quiet
What should I know about you that I would never think to ask about? I have big cold feet.
What’s your favorite TV show right now? I like the 700 Club
What type of music do you like? Hymnals
What part of Europe will you be visiting? The same same, lol
Are you more of a cat or a dog person? Allergic
What is your absolute favorite food? Rocky Mtn Oyseters
What’s your biggest pet peeve? Fleas.
Do you prefer coffee or tea? Sweet tea, but sometimes the sassafras, too.
Do you have any siblings? Not any more.

Then, Effie went and did this, to shake him up a bit:

Effie to Marky, wrote:

Good.

On 7/6/2017 10:39 AM, Dave M wrote:
> HI sexy how you been?

Almost immediately...

Marky wrote:

Hi hun,
How are you today?
Who is Dave M.

Effie wrote:

Am good. It's another man from Tagged that keeps writing me. How do you know him?

Marky wrote:

You replied him and I wonder how I got it in my mail.
What do you have with him?

Effie wrote:

I didn't mean to do that. Sorry about that, ok.

Mark wrote:

Its Okay.
How are you today and what have you been doing?
Mark

Effie wrote:

Working. First at the Econo-lodge and now at the Waffle House. Do you have a gmail for Hangouts?

Marky wrote:

You've changed my life in so many ways
If only I could show
A life and love now filled with hope, grows stronger day by day
The future is so bright now, with your love to light my way.
You've changed my life in so many ways
With the little things you've done
I ask you now to take my hand, as our walk has just begun.

No i dont have but i will create one

Effie wrote:

Oh, that is so sweet. Can I ask a personal question?

Marky wrote:

go ahead please

Effie wrote:

When was the last time you were sexual?

Marky wrote:

Been a very long time, i can really remember.

Effie wrote:

Ok. And sorry for that, ok my dear.

Marky wrote:

I am beginning to fall in love with you. Please let me into your heart.

Effie wrote:

You take so long to respond. There must be others.

This morning, I received an E-card (didn't know they still existed) and this:

Marky wrote:

Can you sometimes see am as human and one person you can believe?
Why would you think i am talking to others when i wasn't replying?
Why dont you think something came up or my internet was bad?
You really have to have a better mindset about me.

Effie wrote:

OK.

Marky wrote:

What is ''OK''

Effie wrote:

It means all right.

Marky wrote:

Well, if that is all you have to say.
I won't thinking of you the way you do with me.
I shared a poem and ecard with you but you never talked about it.

Thanks

Effie wrote:

Sorry. Busy day at the Econo. All the people in town for the celebration checked out and it's a lot of rooms to clean. The poem was so fantastic. What's an ecard?

Marky wrote:

I understand
No problem.
An ecard is greeting card from 123greetings

Effie wrote:

I don't know them. Are you on the Hangouts now?

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