Sargent James, who will be "reformed" pg 2 NSFW

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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:17 pm

This is a lad I picked up from Tagged... the bait is ongoing.

James
hello
this Sgt James from tagged
how as been your night
Susan
good. where are you stationed?
James
Not in united state at the moment, i'm on ACTIVE DUTY abroad here in asia countr
Susan
ok dear. which country?
James
malaysia
so much time differences
its 9.30PM night here

James
you are welcome how long have you been tagged
Susan
I'm welcome for what dear?
James
welcome that we meet each other, so i'm asking how long have you been on tagged looking for a someone to chat with
because i'm anew member just sign up my first time of dating you are the first person i wrote you here
Susan
ok dear. i just joined a week ago
James
okay i join yesterday
nice meeting you, its my friend that introduce me to sign up because that my friend and his fiance both meet each each other on tagged and i'm so proud of them they are living happily now ....
Susan
thanks
James
so what are you up to now
Susan
just getting ready to head over to the church office, what are you doing?
James
okay that is good just together with my team
and chatting with
what are you doing for a living and how old are you ?
Hope we can chat better when you have free time
Susan
ok dear
James
enjoy your day
how long will it take you to be free so that we can talk better

James
Okay feel free to ask anything you wanna know about me
What are you looking for on tagged
Susan
Romance. What are your plans for the weekend
James
It's would a nice weekend because my birthday is on 28 this month hint hint
My birthday come up on every 28 ??
Just feel like home
Susan
That's nice
James
I'm looking for a good and caring woman with God fearing heart I will be 61 28 we have little age difference
Where do you live
Susan
Ok dear
New York. You?
James
I want to know you
Susan
Where do you live
James
From Kansas city
I have daughter
Susan
W too
James
I have lost her mummy some years back
I really want to be happy again
That was why I sign up on tagged
We can start with friendship to see where it will take us to
I'm simple and easy going
Susan
ok dear

Susan
wow. so handsome. Rolling Eyes

James
Thank you
Susan
yep. what are your plans for the weekend
James
There won't be different in my weekend because life is always the same here.
How about you how your weekend gonna be
Susan
ok. same too
James
i'm just tired i thing i need to be free soon and settle down with a good woman to spend the whole rest of my life
i want to fall in love again
Susan
ok dear
James
i hope you will be good to me
Susan
ok
James
then i will be happy to have you by my side
Susan
❤
James
to hold your arms and walk together with you
thank you for the love
Susan
thanks love
James
i will give you love back in return
i will give you all my love
Susan
ok dear
James
dear this is a long distance relationship we need to build on love and trust to make our dream come true
we will not give up no matter the time difference
love come to only those that believe in love let' us build love
Susan
💖💖

James
how do you live
there in new york
Susan
well thanks. how about you?
James
life here is not easy
you know the nature of my job
spend most time working
only when on leave
and i will like to visit New York
Susan
ok cool
James
we will spend a nice time together
only me and you no one between us
i will give all my body and soul to love
promise that you will love me also
Susan
❤
James
tell me what you are doing for a living
Susan
retired
James
wow interesting
for how long?
Susan
A while
James
what type of work is that you retired from
i wish i will get my retirement soon
after this mission
Susan
That's great
James
so how does your house look like
do you own a house
Susan
Just a normal look. It's a trailer. What does yours look like?
Yes I do
James
it's normal
comfortable with its
since i lost my wife i have not been feeling welll
like i use to be before i want you to fill my heart with your love
so that i can stop thinking about my past memory of my wife
i will be happy to love you
Susan
💗

James
dear i wanna ask you something
Susan
Ok
James
hope you will not be angry
Susan
Depends on the question
James
its just a silly question i just want to know when did you had sex last
Susan
Couple weeks ago because my bastard ex came over
James
i think its not serious
Susan
With my ex? Hell no
He has a big c-ck but I hate him
James
lol
you will like my c-ck
and i will not let you feel pain Shocked

if we have sex
i will do it gently and make you get to the climax
Susan
We will see

More to come as I format the chat. It does get more interesting. Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:21 pm

Very cool to read. I've not heard of tagged before so I'm interested to see how this develops!

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:37 pm

I get the feeling he's in trouble (or soon will be) ......

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:50 pm

Poor James wants to go on leave and it costs money...

James
dear feel free to ask anything you want to know about me
i will be honest with you and alawsy put smile on your face
i will walk with you on the mountain
i want to make endless love with you
Susan
ok love
James
you are a good woman
i'm glad god brought us together
Susan
me too
James
dear you will be happy if i come to new york
how will you feel to meet me at the airport
please i will be right back
soon
Susan
ok
James
i'm here
Susan
ok
James
dear you are just making me feeling happy as we are chatting
i'm feeling love right now
i think this is love at first sight
no does not ask why it can fall on anybody my love has fall on you
and i want to spend the whole rest of my life with you alone
Susan
thanks love
James
no woman has ever made me feel like this since i lost my wife
Susan
thanks
James
dear i have alot of love to share with you
Susan
❤

James
what is your real name
Susan
you dont know my name?
James
i want to know the full name
Susan
Susan Baiter
James
ok
Susan
ok
James
nice name
baby i want to grown old with you

James
Good Morning! It doesn’t mean I’m requiring you a reply. It’s just my way of saying “you are the first thought of my day”. You can’t touch love, but you can feel the sweetness that it pours into your heart. I hope you can feel it right now as I sent you my warmest hugs and kisses to make your day more beautiful and worthwhile. Good Morning to the most precious gem of my life. Good Morning! Seeing you smile can brighten up my day. Hope to see your lovely smile soon. So keep smiling!
Susan
Good morning. I'm just having my morning coffee ☕and donuts 🍩. What is your plan for this fine Saturday??
James
it fine wake up have my coffee
Susan
And your plan for the day?
James
wish you where with me to hold my hand
you dear we have long time differences our time is not the same its night here
tomorrow is gonna be a lovely one too
Susan
and your plan for the day?
James
i want to be with you
Susan
thx. so what's your plan for the day?
James
dear its 10.00 PM planing to rest
after finish talking with i will rest till the next day
Susan
ok, we have a big time difference. seems whenever i message you, you are going to bed lol
James
yes you get it right
Susan
ok
James
we have to chose a better time
Susan
ok
James
that we will be meeting
i know its morning over there and night over here
Susan
yep
James
13 hours differences
Susan
wow
James
we can talk at this best time
Susan
ok
James
hope its okay by you
always with my device
sometime i may be busy
Susan
since we are at such a time difference, maybe we should email
James
i think so
but i promise that i will always try my best
to be chatting with you here anytime
Susan
ok
James
no matter the time difference i have to sacrifice my time for this love
so that we will be happy with each other
Susan
ok
James
i want to be the best man for you
Susan
ok
James
i will give you all my love
you will be my queen
Susan
thanks love
James
i want to see you very close to me
Susan
❤

James
dear how are doing
its really a busy day i could not write write we went for special mission i know its night over there hope your day is fine
i'm thinking about no matter how busy i'm
i'm just through now i wanna rest
i will write you back later
enjoy your night

Susan
Good morning. Hope you're doing good today
James
my dear i'm fine thank you,how as been your day i miss you so much.
Susan
K
James
dear i'm really thinking about i love you
Susan
Ok
James
so tell me how your feeling about me i was feelings here i wish to be by your side to hold your hands and kiss yo.
Susan
you are sweet
Susan
I feel the same
James
Dear I'm romantic because I love
You so much
Susan
thanks love
James
Dear what are you doing now
Susan
not much. wat are you doing now?
James
Relaxing time
Susan
ok

James
Dear I feel like we should be together
Susan
me too
James
How that gonna happen I think we should act on it or don't you want to meet me in real
Susan
i just told you i want to meet you
James
I think we should work on that because we must not waste time on its because God has brought us together it's really time we should be happy together
Susan
ok dear
James
Thank you my dear
Dear it's a long distance relationship we need to give true love and trust each other despite we are not together and close
Susan
ok dear
James
Honey it's will better if I can make request on urgent retirement
Susan
ok
here comes the format

James
And I will be allow and give certificate of leave
Honey I will start making process on it
It's gonna cost me money to achieve it here my love
Because the headquarter will send my certificate from Washington DC
My commander will help us to get that and I will be free to leave the base if the request been granted
And I'm very sure they will grant our request
Susan
ok
so what are you doing now?
James
Honey I will start making some arrangements
Susan
you said
what are you doing at this moment?
James
Relaxing time
I told you that my dear
Susan
ok
thats all?
James
I wish I will with you on the same bed
My birthday is on 28
June
Susan
ok
James
Honey
I will tell you tomorrow about my leave if I have talk with my boss concerning it
Boss will me what I will to do I know it's going to cost us money to get the certificate
And what is really making me to be so much worried is that I can not access my money here until when I'm out and back to us, honey hope you will help me on this issue to help bring me out from here to get my freedom.
Susan
ok
James
Oh my love are you sure we will help and I promise to be give you my love and never leave you in my life
I will spend the whole rest of my life with you
Susan
ok
James
Okay my love whatever my boss say tomorrow when I finish talking to him I will let you know so that we can know the amount that it's will cost us
Susan
ok
James
We will be together
If my request is granted I promise you my darling I will never hurt you or break your heart you will be the only woman I will love and cherish in my life
Susan
ok

James
Honey we can be talking
At this time
Because it's my resting and relaxing time
I know you are not also doing anything right now
Susan
thats good, we are talking
James
Okay my
What did you eat today
Susan
oh
food again?
i told you i don;t like listing what i eat
James
Ok
Sorry dear
It's because I so much care about you that is why I was just trying to know your well been but don't worry
It's okay
Iove you so much you will be be my queen
Susan
thanks love
James
Dear if I come home and we meet we will be going everywhere together
Dear I will first come to your side
You will be my queen
Susan
ok dear
James
Dear where are you now
Are you inside house
Susan
yep
James
Okay are you alone
Susan
nope. why?
James
Nothing dear I thought you are alone that I will like to see your sexy body
Susan
ok
James
Only for my eyes to see
Susan
ok, you can let me see yours too
James
Yes dear
We are for each other I'm not shy
Susan
ok

Next bit of chat is where the lad critically messes things up for himself. Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Shaping up very nicely, Padme. For a moment there thought he was only interested in taking Susan to heaven, but, not a bit of it. Lol

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:45 pm

Quote:

you will like my c-ck

Quote:

Dear I'm romantic

With the soul of a bard.

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:03 pm

For future reference, remember... sending the dick pic was the lads idea.

James
I want us on the same bed to make love together
I want to graphic sex act
Susan
nice
James
Dear I'm waiting
Send me the pic
I want to your sexy
Susan
you don't have my picture?
James
Now
You send me
Last we chatted
Honey I mean I wanna us to talk nasty
And wet
I want to see you naked
And I will be naked too and show you my dick
Susan
i want to see you naked too
but not just your dick
your WHOLE BODY
send me yours and I'll send you mine!!
I am ready!
James
Ok
Susan
ok, send it now love
I am waiting
James
My dick is not too big I hope it's okay for you -lad sends a random dick pic
Susan
u cab;t see your face
send me one showing your face too
James
You funny
Is that what you promise
You promise you will send and you did not
Now you y telling me to show my face what do you mean

Susan
Good morning. I just woke up. What are you up to now? 💕
James
Okay my love
Good morning how was your night
Why you did not do what you promise yesterday
Susan
Because that picture you sent me wasn't you
It was of a male porn star in his 20s
If you want to send me your REAL photo I will of course send you mine
If you send another fake we are done forever
James
Honey what are you saying all this
If you did not want to send me
Susan
Stop pretending
Is it because you are embarrassed of your own body?
The picture obviously isn't you
James
It's me honey
Susan
I will forgive you if you explain why you sent the fake one
If you keep lying I can't talk to you any more
James
I think it's not important
Susan
It is
You need to tell me the truth
Truth is important in any relationship
James
Honey
Trust me I will not lie to you
I think it's not necessary to share our naked here
Cause I did not know what you are talking about
Susan
Ok. I guess we are done
Too bad you could not tell the truth
I KNOW the photo is from the internet
Bye
James
Dear
Don't be angry
We can settle this without fight
Dear I'm sorry
We should have not talk about naked
I'm very sorry
Susan
Just explain why you did it
James
You promise yesterday you will send I now you will not send it
Susan
Because you sent me a fake picture!!!!!
Why would I send you my real pic when you sent me a FAKE
James
Uhn sorry dear
I'm sorry
Susan
Explain why you did that
James
It's not even good to sharing naked picture because of those people what blackmail people who share naked pictures with them
Susan
Then why are you asking for mine????????

James
That is why I I said sorry that I requested
Susan
And that means you don't trust me with your real photi
James
Dear I trust you
Susan
Look I know you are not the guy in your profile picture but I care for you anyway because of your words Rolling Eyes

James
But people are too bad
Susan
I don't care if you are different from your photo
James
Dear it's me
Susan
But i must see the REAL YOU if we are to continue
No it isn't
You are lying again
So sad
James
I can never do such
Susan
Yes you can
You already admitted to lying
So yes you can lie
James
I will not baby
Susan
But you did
You admitted it
James
Yes I admitted been lie for the first time
That is why I said sorry
Susan
Look if you ever want to show me the real you we can keep talking
I don't care if you are ugly or even a different race I just want to see the real you
James
I did not understand why you are saying all this
Why should I lie about my self I think that is unfair
Susan
Because you sent me a fake picture
James
Don't insult me please
Susan
You insulted me with the faks
We are done
Bye

James
Dear I said sorry and explain why and you keep repeating it again
Why I love and I can not lie about such
It's better you understand me if you want us to continue
Susan
because you keep saying you can not lie and yet you lied
show me who you really are or we are done
that's all i have to say
James
That is me
Dear do not hurt I so much care
Please I did not want us to fight
Susan
Then why send me the fake picture
James
Please let forgot about the chapter
I told you
Dear please let's forget about
Dear I love you so much
Please let's talk of another I have admitted that I'm wrong I did not know what to say again just Forget and let us come to our normal
I know that you will know
I like you because you an intelligent woman
Nobody above mistake
Susan
Let me see your real photo
James
Dear that is real me
Believe me I can not lie on that
Susan
Fine prove it
Take a picture right now and make a peace sign
Or better yet hold a paper saying I am real
Because you already sent one pi you admitted is fake
James
I will try and do it letter
Susan
Do it now
I want to see the real you
I don't care what you look like
Love is blind
James
I know love is blind
I love you
Susan
So send your real picture
James
So you have to believe me
Susan
I will when you send what I asked for
James
Dear I love you and I will do it to make you happy

Susan
oh please.
that photo is all over the internet
i am sick of you lying to me and sending me fake pictures
don't talk to me again until you are ready to send your real picture and tell me about the real you
such a shame because i felt a connection
Susan
Bye
James
dear
i did not know what to do again
i do what you want
its seems you are not interested telling me that my picture is all over the internet
that is an insult i did not like that
if you are not satisfy with that i think we are done
if you want me we can talk and let's stop talking concerning the issue of photo please
i did not want to loose you i know that i have made a mistake
i love you and i'm getting crazy over you
Susan
Ok. Have a nice life
James
i love you i did not want to lose you
Susan
Then send your real picture
James
we just have to understand each other
what you mean my real picture
that is me
Susan
Nope
Let's just stop here
James
and if you are not satisfy with that i think we are done because i'm real and that's the real me
James
Susan
Bye
James
you have to please forget the past
Susan
Send your real photo and I will
James
and let's us focus please i promise i will never do such
Susan
Send your real photo and I will
James

he sends another picture of the military guy

Susan
Stop sending me that
It's not you
Bye
James
okay bye if you don't trust me
bye
Susan
💣
James
i so much care and i did not want to loose you
Susan
Send me your real picture then
James
dear i swear that is me
Susan
Bye
James
i swear with christ
beleive
Susan
💣
No. And lying to god is a sin
Good bye
James
its hard to say good bye
Susan
Send your real picture and we can continue
James
if you don't believe me better you leave me alone
because i did not know what to do again
leave me alone
Susan
shows you never cared about me
only lies and fake pictures
James
I care about you
But you are doubting me
Because of little mistake that happen
I did not like argument that is why I have to let you go
I live you
Love you and I know I made mistake for doing a wrong thing and you did not want to trust me again
I really feel bad
So sad that you could not believe me again
Susan
It wasn't a mistake
You lied
And sent fake pictures
James
Stop saying that I lie
Susan
But you did lie
James
Please will you listen to me
Susan
No
James
Mean that you are not ready to listen to me
Susan
You lied
Bye
James
And I'm really serious about you
I know I did wrong thing in the first place
And I apologize for been wrong
I'm not lieing again that is my picture
Susan
Bye
James
Please forgive me
Please forgive me
I'm very sorry it's hard to say goodbye
Susan
If you send me your real picture u will
James
Because fall for you
Susan
Prove it
Send your real picture
James
I swear I find it hard to Forget you in my mind
Susan
Send your real picture
James
No woman has ever made me feel like this before I did not want to do again
That is really me I swear
Susan
Send your real picture
James
If you did not believe me that is all
Let's cut it off
Susan
Ok
Bye
💣

James
Dear is that how you will do to me
Please never doubt me again I'm real and that is my real picture
It's very hard to say goodbye
I don't know what I'm feeling for you right here
And you did not accept my apology
I will hurt my self
Let forgot about the issue of pictures let's talk of something else please
I love you
I will never break your heart
I swear no woman has ever made me feel like this before
Susan
send me your real photo love
James
I feel like I'm going crazy
Susan
i don't care what you look like
i just want to see the REAL you
James
I did not understand why you are saying all this
Why do you say it's not me
Susan
you know why
because it isnt
why won't you show me your real face?
James
Dear wait it's me
Susan
no it isn;t
James
I swear just listen
Please
Susan
when you are ready to show me the real you just let me know
James
I swear with Christ
Really I did not know what to do about that
Why will I be using someone else pictures
I did not even understand what you are talking
My feelings are just strong for you I can't ignore it I’m dying and crazy angry with my stupidity
I'm just pleading for forgiveness and let go on with our life
And true love
No body is above mistake
You can also be in my shoes
I will just know how to treat you right and let life go on

I send him his photo mocked up with another name written all over it

Susan
that is what comes up when i google your photo
it isn't you
it is some other guy
stop talking to me
unless you want to show your REAL photo
James
Where do you see this
Susan
all over the internet
so are you ready to show me your real picture?
James
I guess this people just using my picture
Susan
ok. bye

And then he blocked me!

But I did say this was an ongoing bait. So we know he comes back. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:30 pm

James comes back... sort of

James
It's better we stop talk about the photos
I explain and you don't want to listen that is why blocked you I'm sorry
Susan
i just want to know the real you
what is bad about that?
James
I know you right
Because bad people are just everywhere
So that is why
I'm really
Susan
i know, but if you really love and trust me why can't i see the real you?
either you love me or you dont
i showed you my real picture
you can at least show me yours
i love you and don't care if you look bad or whatever you are worried about
but we can not continue if you won't open up
so if you don't trust me wiht your real photo, you dont love me
James
I love you baby don't say that please
I can not lie on this
It's you that need my trust
And anything else that you wish to know about me
Susan
ok, all i want is to see your real picture
James
How
Susan
just take a pictire of yourself
easy

Now here it gets strange for a bit. He leaves again, but then comes back as… a ghost Shocked

James
Ok I'm ghost
Are you okay with that
And if you wish to see a ghost
Okay don't worry
I don't care and I know that you will not like me
Susan
a ghost?
like a dead person?
James
I’m a ghost
And that is me
Susan
so you are not alive?
you are a spirit?
James
Yes I'm spirit
So I guess that I'm not the right person for you
Susan
how are you contacting me if you are dead?
James
Yes I'm dead
And if you want to see me I can come and meet you over there
Susan
In spirit? Will you fly through the astral plane?
James
Yes I will if I would be opportune to fly
Susan
A spirit can fly any time
James
If you want me to I will
How as been your day
You are making me to fall in love with you
Susan
Good. Do you have magic powers?
James
No I did not
Have
Susan
But you are a spirit. You should have magic powers
James
Do you need magic power
Susan
ok
James
Im falling for you
Susan
thanks love
James
Let's thank God that brought us together
Susan
amen
let's talk more about you being a ghost
how did you die originally?
James
It's long story
Let forgot about it please
Susan
how can i forget about something like that?
i have never talked to a ghost before
except once on a Ouiji board or with my psychic
James
What do you want to know
You want to know about a ghost
It's not necessary
Susan
but you said you are a ghost
so if i am to know you i need to know about that

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:43 pm

That was great. Loved it! The whole thing was entertaining, but when things went weird at the end there... wow... what could his angle possibly be there?

Looking forward to the next chapter.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

That's a novel angle he's playing, but it hardly seems fruitful. Wonder if lad is just playing 'silly bugg*rs' in the hopes that Susan will get fed up with making demands to see his real pics, and just let him move on to his next move?

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:57 pm

He’s not a ghost…. He’s a secret agent!

James
I know that I'm alive I don't know anybody
Susan
if you're alive send me your real picture
James
In this world
Susan
you said you are a ghost
i am confused
James
It's you that is even funny
Have you ever hear that a ghost do chat
Susan
i believe in the spirit world
anything is possible
and i didn't think you'd lie about something like that
James
It's true nothing can't be possible in this world
Susan let's be serious

Susan
Yes
If you are not a spirit can i see your real picture please??
James
I'm not a ghost I'm James
Susan
ok James, can I see your real picture now?
James
don't share my picture online because bad people everywhere
I’m secret intelligence officer
I know many people are online
That is why
But now I'm really feeling something real in you
Susan
well if you don't trust me with your real picture there isn't much for us to talk about
you sent me a fake photo. i would forgive you if you sent your real one
James
I'm feeling something real in you that you could the special
Do not worry
Susan
eventhough you lied for DAYS
James
Susan
Susan
I'm not worried
if you don't trust me with your photo, we don't need to talk again
James
Okay
Susan
good luck
James
Sorry
Susan
no problem
bye
James
I will send you don't worry
Susan
Susan
ok, after i see the real you we can chat more
i care for you so i hope you will send it
James
That's real me

Susan
omg
another fake
bye
James
Why do you say it's a fake
Susan
goodbye James
im not doing this again
James
I’m just tired of you
Then block me
If you don't want me
We are done goodbye
Susan
ok
bye

But you know this isn't really goodbye, right? Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:35 pm

This is just so funny Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:19 pm

Will the real James please stand up?

Since James had blocked Susan once, I figured turn about is fair play and blocked James on google chat. Now he is confined to email and we have this exchange...

Susan wrote:

Since you sent me another fake I had to block you. Very sad

John wrote:

That is good

But then..

John wrote:

I don't know what happened to me whether I was crazy or just lonely, all I know is I was sick of being deceived, mistreated, and unloved. Then you came along... I don't know why. All I know is that I felt a connection on our first chat, something I had never felt before which at first made me feel uneasy, stupid and even a bit childish, which made me go through all kinds of emotions as we chatted and began friending we had a lot in common. I felt like we had known each other from an unknown past.At first I was scared and a part of me wanted to ignore and just believe that you were just someone who was playing a game being that we were both behind the screen. I was thinking I was crazy to have the feelings I was beginning to have for you. I was really upset with myself and became very angry with the way I was feeling. I didn't want to admit to you or anyone else that I was falling for someone I had never actually met. I thought I was becoming insane myself - damn it - I tried to fight these feelings off but they were just too powerful for me to ignore! I tried to convince myself that this can't be for real; that you couldn't REALLY be feeling the same as I was... I was going insane!!! No matter how hard I tried - I just could not fight the feelings I was having for you.I love You...You have become a part of me that I will always cherish. I love you with all my heart. always and forever, babe.. You have brought me so much happiness. Please I want you to let's us go back on chat and I will show you the real of me...

Susan wrote:

So send me your real picture

John wrote:

There is nothing to hide from you, if you will like me.
I know that if really we are meant for each other we can marry each other nothing anything. We can video chat and call each other

Susan wrote:

So send your real picture. Then I will add you on Hangouts

and then!

John wrote:

Nothing to lie about I'm a young Africa man and I'm ready for a serious relationship I don't know if you will like me or not

Susan wrote:

Send me your real picture.

Yes. I can still love you. All I ever wanted is to know the real you.

John wrote:

Come on hangout.

Now he's unblocked on hangouts, and the fun continues.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:17 am

Back on chat

Susan
If you are ready to let me know the real you I would love that
That is all I ever wanted
James
I'm happy baby I promise you
I will never lie again
As long as you promise me that you will not leave me
Susan
Send me your real picture please. But because you sent so many fakes you need to prove it is you. Hold a paper saying "I am real"
James
And whatever you want I can do to prove my self

Susan
That could be anyone
Hold a paper saying I AM REAL
James
That is me
Okay
Let video chat or call
Susan
No. Not until I see that
James
Okay you want me hold a paper
I will do whatever you want
Susan
Ok. Go ahead
James
What should I write on the paper
Susan
Write this...
I AM REAL
James
Now I think we can go ahead from here

I'm ready to love you for the whole rest of my life with true love and care
We can stop to talk on whatsapp

James
Hello are you there
I guess you didn't want to talk with me right
Susan
I was In the shower
Back now
You are handsome
What is your real name?
James
Thank you
Tunde is my real name
From Nigeria
It's my pleasure
Susan
Nice to meet the real you dear. What's your full name?
James
Tunde LadLastName but for the sake of ease, we’ll just carry on referring to him James
Susan
That's a nice name
James
Thank
We are both welcome to open relationship
Since you have promise me that you will not leave me
I will be with you and never lie on anything

Susan
Yes. but what religion are you
LadLastName is a Muslim name
James
Yes I was born Muslim but converted to Christian
I love a Christian world's
Susan
When you sent tge fake picture you kept swearing to god it is real. You know that is a sin
James
And that is where I belong to and my believe in Christ my only saviors yes I know it's a sin may God forgive me
Susan I'm happy that you like me

Susan
I do. But you should always tell the truth from now on
Can I ask why do you have the fake profile
What is your real email
James
Dear
I will tell you the truth I will never lie again, it's because I'm poor just to stay online and looking for someone to get money from them to take care of my self that is why
But when I meet you my thoughts was changed
And now I'm developing real interest
I won't go back on that again
Susan
So tell me about your life there
James
I'm a student struggling to solve
I'm studying mechanical engineering in a college
300 level about to finish
Susan
How old are you
James
I will finish my program when I reach 400level
I'm younger than you
I think I will be too young for you
I'm too your for you baby
I’m just 35 years old
Can it work between us
Susan
You look younger
If you are younger you can tell me
James
I'm old
Susan
Lol
James
See me very well
How I look
Susan
How did you have the idea to make the fake profile?
James
Dear I told you it was poverty
And the situation of my country that lead me to that
Susan
I mean what gave you the idea?
Did you know someone else who did that?
James
No I don't know
Susan
I am just curious and want to know all about you and your life
You can tell me
I only want is to continue if we can talk about everything
James
We will know each other as time goes on
Susan
What city do you live in?
James
Lagos
City
I will never lie to you again
That is just the real me
Nothing else
And I did not want you to hurt me
Because I will be faithful with you on anything
Susan
Well we can get to know each other and see
James
Yes
Susan
I'm still not happy you wanted my naked picture and you sent me a fake one
Why did you do that?
James
I'm sorry dear

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:04 pm

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

You make it look so easy, Padme. With entirely straight baiting, you have caused a total lad-capitulation. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:08 pm

James needs to prove himself.

James
Dear if we to meet each other you will come to my country because I did not have money to come to your
Susan
I was re reading your messages and I can tell this is not your first time doing this. Has anyone ever sent you money? I won't judge. Iust wondering if you are good at it.
James
No I have never receive any money from anybody
I'm just intelligent
In writing and creative
I'm very good in writing
Susan
I think you are still lying. If you are 35 you are not still a student. If you are intelligent and creative then you must have some success in this
If you expect is to continue you need to be honest
James
I'm honey
Susan
I won't judge you but I am only interested in the truth
You take some time to think
James
I have alot of things that has happen to me
I have been waiting sick for 5 years
Totally sick and God still there with me
Susan
This sounds like more lies
Sad
I was hoping to know the real you
James
It's not lie
I did not need anything from you
So why should I lie again
Susan
I didn't say you do
James
You have seen my real pictures
Susan
But I know you are not a 35 year old student
James
I'm telling you my true life story
Susan
And you are too smart to be a failure who never got any money sent
So either tell me everything or let's forget this
James
I'm still a student
Susan
Because I could fall for the real you only
James
Yes
Let me tell you the reason why I'm still in school
Susan
Ok
James
I already finish in the college for years program, I when I obtain my ordinary national diploma just two years course in 2010 and I was just putting the on for my higher notation diploma
That is would all total 4 years course
It's because of my sickness that is why I could not continue since 2010
I'm just back to school now to complete it and graduate to get my certificate
I know God has a purpose for me to be alive till today
I lost my daddy since 2006 we are not reach in my family struggling to solve
Susan
You talk like you are closer to 20 not 35
James
I'm talking care of my self in school financially to study my course as mechanical electronic engineering
I'm just 35 that's my real age
Susan
Ok. So can I see your passport? That would have your age
James
Everything I say now is true no lie
I have don't have passport yet
Susan
So your license
James
Because I have never process to travel
I did not have car
Only when I have car I can get driver license
Susan
More lies
James
That's how it's here
Susan
Any student and 35 year old has state id
Bye
James
I have never get a driver license
Susan
Please don't message me any more
I'm not stupid. I know a man has I'D and any school would require it
Just leave me alone
James
I have national ID card
Susan
Let's see it
James
The ID card is old I will need to apply for a new one
Susan
Bye
James

Why are you like this if you did not want me again no problem
That is it
I can not lie again if you believe me or not
Susan
And I am being like this because you lied a lot
You have to earn trust
James
I know and I say sorry and I have tell you the reason
This is the beginning of our meeting
The pass has gone
And I will never ask you money to help me
Susan
James
If you want me you can come to my country and see me
I can't lie again
I don't see any reason why I will lie again

James
I have fall for you that is why I'm doing this
I don't care if you will like or not
I have done the best I can
Susan
If you don't care why are we talking?
James
I fall for you
Susan
You just said you don't care
James
Do you like me or not just tell me your mind
Susan
If you don't care then no
James
I mean you may not like me that is why I said so
Susan
No. You said you don't care
James
Sorry
We can be a good partner
Susan
So if you don't care why talk to me
James
I care about
I was thinking that you may not like me
Susan
I will if you are honest
James
But I'm happy that you have interest too
I will be honest
Susan
But you lied so much you need to prove yourself

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:34 am

He has no idea what's ahead. Sucker.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:27 pm

Not very exciting chat, but moving the conversation along...

James
Dear
Susan
How would you feel if I lied to you like that
James
We can talk on phone
Susan
What's your phone number
James
I will really feel bad too but I'm sorry no body above mistake I told all my reasons
Susan
Yes but how do you pay for school?
When you were sick what was wrong with you
James
I thought it's was just a typhoid and leading to general body weakness
It really affected alot
Susan
What's Nigeria like?
James
My place
It's country
Susan
I know that. Lol
James
That God bless us alot with many thing but our leaders
Are making us suffer alot
Only the top people
And enjoying it
Susan
That is sad
James
They only care about their self and family traveling abroad to spend the country money
We have 36 state in Nigeria
Susan
Have you been married
James
But one thing I notice about this country is that we have alot of languages it's really affecting the development of the country different ethnic groups
No I have never been married
Susan
Which group are you in?
Why never married
James
I'm from the western group
Susan
What's the name of it
James
We have three major tribe and and some others
But I'm not from the Yoruba's
Susan
So what is yours?
James
Sorry mistake I'm from the Yoruba's
Susan
Oh. Ok.
James
The western
Susan
That's interesting
The lead minister of my church has need to Nigeria
Has been to Nigeria
James
Really
Susan
Yes
James
What church do you attend and what does he says about Nigeria
Susan
I attend Saint Timothy church. He hasn't told me a. Lot about it
James
Okay
Dear we can chat on whatapp
And start calling each other
Susan
What is your phone number
James
Okay
+234xxxxx
Susan
Ok dear.
James
Send yours now so that I can add you or will you call me now
Susan
I don't have WhatsApp
James
Try and download it
It's a better place we can share pictures
And communicate with each other
Susan
Can't we talk here?
My number is
929xxxxxxx
James
Dear you asked me how I'm paying my school fees, I'm into doing electrical repair and house wiring
I'm very good in electrical house wiring
I learn it from someone
And also studying it's my course as mechanical electronic engineering
That is where I'm getting the money but it never enough because things are very expensive here
Dear I will save your number thank very much for your interest in me
Susan
But you also went online for money too
James
You cool my mind and I'm very happy to have you
Yes
But not getting money
It's just wasting of time
Susan
Dear you seem very smart. I bet you did. You can tell me 😉
James
No dear
Trust me
When I ask for money they blocked me and never talk to me again
Just tired of it paying for Internet I was planning to quit and I meet you
And no matter how I claim to be smart you are also smart
I really like you
You are a good woman
Susan
Thanks. I like you too
James
God give me the gift
I can write very well
Susan
That is what made me think you must have made some money

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:59 pm

James is teaching Susan Yoruba!

James
English is not our real language
Susan
What is your first language?
Will you teach it to me?
James
I have my own language too only learn English from school and I'm very good in it my first language is Yoruba language
I will teach you better
Susan
How do you say,. Hi what's up in your language?
James
My mother tongue is Yoruba language
Bawo ni
Susan
That's beautiful
And how do you say where do you live?
James
Ni Boni ungbe
Where do you live
Susan
That's lovely. Such a nice language
James
Dear do not worry you will learn my language
Dear how old is you please
Susan
You can teach me some of it every day
We can practice on the phone too
I am 60
James
Okay
Age is just a number
Susan
I agree
James
True love is what matters most I think
We can get married
Susan
Maybe. We need to know each other longer
James
I hope so you can come to my country and marry me
Susan
Maybe. I can ask my minister about it
James
Sure we will know each other better here as we are talk
Okay
Susan
Yes

James
Dear call me
I want to hear your voice and send me pictures of you
Have you save my number
Susan
I will dear. My daughter just came over and I am not ready to tell her about us yet
Let me call you when she is gone
James
Ok
No problem my dear
Susan
I am going to talk to her now. I will be back later love
I am so happy you messaged me today
I love the real you
James
Okay my dear
Thank you my love
It's God that brought us together
It's beyond any man power
Susan
😊
James
Only God knows why he brought us together
Susan
He has His reasons
James
Yes dear
Dear you are beautiful
Susan
And you are handsome
James
You said I'm handsome are you serious dear
Susan
Yes
Talk to you later love
James
Okay my dear
I love you
Susan
Love you too

James
I never expect this in my life God is very wonderful and I will continue to praise him for give you to me
Dear I will make miss call on your phone now
So that you call call me when you get back online I did not want to disturb you and your daughter
Susan
Ok dear but next time please leave a voicemail
James
okay my dear
i hope you have nice talk with your daughter
Susan
Yes. She is with me now
What are you doing?
James
I'm just inside my room
Susan
Doing what?
James
Tomorrow I have class
Reading
I'm reading my textbook
Susan
That's nice. Where do you go to school
James
I studied at state College of technology
Susan
That's nice. What's the name of the school?
James
Oscotech
Susan
Cool. Do you like it
James
honey i'm just managing it my dream is to become a great engineer to be helping the society
that's my dream i'm very good in repair of electrical appliances
Susan
That is beautiful
James
i'm very good in electrical home wiring
its a special talent from God
i'm very happy to chat with baby i'm so excited
dear what did you daughter say about me did you tell her about me yet
Susan
I haven't told her yet
I think I should keep it secret for now
James
yes
Susan
She's always coming over though so if I ever can't talk on the phone or that that is why.
I hope you will be understanding
💕
James
later they she will know how many kids did you have
Susan
Just my daughter
Do you have any kids?
James
no i have no kid
i have never been married
How old is your daughter
Dear the network is very slow here I wanted to send you a pic but it's not going
dear what are you doing are you busy

James
Dear I hope you like this pic
Susan
That's cool cute
James
I love you
Honey are you busy
James
Dear it seems you are busy it's already night here and I want us to talk before I go to sleep
Dear please tell me if I should sleep now or not
Dear call my number when you come online to chat with me
Susan
Dear you need to remember what I told you about my daughter
She is at my house a lot. Especially this weekend because it is a holiday weekend
I don't want her to know about you yet
James
Okay my love
I understand
I will sleep now we can talk again later
Dear hope your daughter will like me to date her mother
Susan
Yes but I want to take my time and not tell her immediately
James
I have to rest I love you so much you are my God gift
Susan
Ok love
James
Honey but I'm afraid if she did not like me what we you do?
Susan
She will be fine. But I want to wait a while to tell her
James
Okay my love
Honey I'm not even feeling sleep
I want to chat with you
Susan
But I am so happy we are really knowing each other now 💕
James
Even me honey I'm feeling same like someone who won a lottery
Susan
You are sweet
James
You are more than sweet honey
Me and you will live forever till death do us apart
You can't know how excited I was right now as we are talking
Susan
😉
James
Dear what's the name of your daughter
And how old is she
Susan
Maya and she is 30
James
Wow beautiful I will take her as my sister
Let me see her picture is she married
Susan
She's not married.
James
Wow
Where does she live
Susan
A couple houses down
James
Oh is she living alone why not living in your house
Susan
Because she has her boyfriend there with her sometims
James
Ok
Susan
Yes
James
She use to stay with her boyfriend that's good I wish them happy friendship
How is about her school
Susan
She's out of school for a long time
James
Okay honey and how do you know that Maya will be fine when he knows that you are dating someone like me
Susan
Sure. Why not?
James
Because I'm not a white like you people
Susan
So?
James
She may not like but I will be happy if she like me and we will be a good friend with her
Susan
She will be fine
James
That means we will be one good family together
Susan
Yes
James
I will be part of your family
But dear you will come to Nigeria to see my parent and my other brothers and sisters
Susan
Yes.
James
Okay I love you so much my treasure
We will do our wedding here in Nigeria
I like you to come and learn about my culture here and I will carry you to many places here and to visit my friends

Susan
Yes. I want to learn all about it
James
I will start teaching you from here in case you to know how to greet my people
Here if you want to great person good morning
You will say
Ekaro
Means good morning in my language
Susan
Very cool!
I can teach you American sayings too
James
Okay
Teach me too
I like to learn American English too
My English is from British English
Susan
In Poughkeepsie sometimes good friends say how's chicken. For what's up

James
Dear this place is not fine
It's night here tomorrow I will show you
Your place is more better than any city in Nigeria
Our leaders are not trying at all
Susan
So sad
James
They only care about them self and family many youth are jobless in the street
Susan
But I am looking forward to seeing some pictures of it
James
No problem honey
I will do that tomorrow
You make me feel happy and better today to talk to you
Susan
💋

Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:43 pm

James is still chatting with Susan. I’ll skip over the repetitive, boring, “I love you honey ok” bits.

Susan
Listen I told you about my bastard ex right?
James
Yes you did
The last time we talk
Susan
He might want to fight you
James
Why
Why would he fight me and I don't like fighting with people honey
Please tell me what is going to happen I'm afraid
And if he try to fight with me I will report him to the police
Susan
Don't be afraid love. I am just warning you how he is
James
Okay my love
Dear don't allow him to have sex with you again Okay
Susan
Ok. I won't
James
Your body is meant for me
Susan
I love that

James
Dear please tell me I thought you divorce him
Don't give him sex again when you come to Nigeria, you will see how active I'm and I will turn you over and over with love making
You will never think of him again
Susan
I was not married to him. We were living together only but I threw him out
James
Okay
Susan
Yeah
James
I guess he's not a serious person that is why you did that to him because I know you are a good woman very lovely
Susan
He is a bastard

James
Really he should be
What has he done my love
Susan
He gets drunk and goes around the neighborhood with no pants and calls himself King in the North. He challenged the guy down the street to a dual. He sneaks in my house without permission and looks for money.
James
Haha that's bad of him
He really deserve to be treated that way
Hope he did not steal your money
Susan
Yeah
Now he's dating my friends 15 year old daughter
James
That is bad how can a mature man go out naked
Wow what kind of life has he chose to be living in his life
Susan
Yeah. All because he won that stupid biggest dick contest he thinks he's great
James
He's really un seriously type
Susan
Yeah
James
Honey you will enjoy my dick Shocked

Susan
I'm sure I will

James
I will be giving you as many times as you want sex
I'm for you
I'm strong and active I can give you sex as many times as you want me to
Susan
That's great
James
Honey we don't need much time to be wasted
Anytime you want to come to Nigeria to meet my people
So that we can know when to come together
Susan
That will be lovely
James
I can continue my school program over there but I have spent a lot of money on my school that I will need to complete it but whatever if I can not complete it here I can continue in your country
Susan
Yeah. That makes sense
James
It would be even better to school over there with you

We have a boring conversation about religion. TB’DP (too boring, didn’t post it all) he claims to be a Muslim who converted to Christianity. His family doesn’t like it, he loves the Bible and Jesus, etc. Religion will figure into things later as Susan is also Christian and naturally will want to be married in her church. Wink

James
I developed the interest in Bible the time I felt sick I told you i was sick for 5 years
Dear the time I felt sick then I started going to church and God also my prayer
And Bible was written in English that is why I choose to be reading Bible -Hey Bware, he’s been talking to Anita… knew it!
Susan
that is a good reason love
James
That is why I have to convert to Christian the easy language I can use to communicate with my heavenly Father
Susan
i think that is lovely
i am just curious about you dear
i think it is ok if you are either christian or muslim as long as you believe in god

Susan
did you know a lot of people in the USA don't believe in God?
James
Wow really
Susan
yeah. lots of Americans think there is no god.
James
That is bad if someone believe there no God
Susan
it is pretty common here
James
That is satanic I guess
That is very bad honey
Susan
did you know there is a church in california where they worship satan?
James
Really I have never hear of that
Susan
Yes
Church of the Satan
Susan
Yes
that is the name of it
James
And who are those people going for service
Susan
people in California I guess.
James
Do they have pastor like our common church of God
The world is really coming to an end
Nothing more
But the end time is near

Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:56 pm

Quote:

Susan
Yeah. All because he won that stupid biggest dick contest he thinks he's great
James
He's really un seriously type

A true competitor always takes it seriously.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:56 pm

James
I'm going crazy here for your love, this love make me to be feeling as if we had known each from an unknown past
I can't deny you I will stay by you forever
Tell Mary to hear what she will say
I thought you wanted to tell her
Where is she dear
I like to meet her when you tell
And if you did not want her to know now you can keep it a secret
Susan
What do you think? Tell her now or wait a bit
James
You can tell her since you know her very well
She's your daughter
You will only tell her we have been talking for a while
Susan
She is very protective after what happened with my ex
James
Oh
She's a good girl
I will treat her mother right
But dear don't tell Mary that I lie to you in the first place before we finally come to this I did not want her to be calling me a liar
You will only tell her we meet on site
And we fall in love with each other
Susan
and i can show her your photos so she will know you are real
James
Yes
Show her my picture to show that I'm real
I love you with all my heart

Susan
i want to know about your friends and family
James
No there are so many names
Dear about my family, I told we are poor in my family my mother give birth to 8 children
Susan
what are all of your siblings names?
James
Yes we are many
Let me arrange it according to our birth
Wasiu, Latifat, akeem, jemilat, kafayat, me and kafilat, ayomo the last born
4 boy 4 girls
Dear I'm with you
Only me and the last born that we have not married
The rest are married
With kids
Dear the server is slow here now WiFi just using mobile Internet
And it's not as fast as WiFi
I use to subscribe for the Internet by paying the network providers.
If you are busy maybe we can talk later
I called you and you don't pick

Susan
Does your family live near you?
James
No they did not my love
They live in different city
Susan
Where do they live?
James
They live in Oshogbo city
But my other brothers live in different city
My mother live in Oshogbo city
My home town
Dear what are you doing now
I hope you have finish with the home cleaning
Susan
I'm still doing some of it!
James
Omg since
That is too much you have been working since
Please my dear I did not want you to stress your self
Susan
It's ok dear

James
Dear you did not ask me what I eat this night
Susan
No. Is asking what people eat a thing in Nigeria?
James
Yes my darling
I eat beans with fried egg
Susan
Ok dear. That is an interesting custom.

James
my love how was your night
my was great thinking about you
i miss you so much
how is my sister ?
my love you are everything that i'm thinking about every night and day i can't take you off my mind
Susan
💕 What's your plan for the day
James
nothing more my love i'm going no where just to be with you online
Susan
Come on
James
how my love i don't understand
Susan
You're not just going to sit around online. What are you really doing I want to know about your daily life
James
today i did not have lecture in class just to stay at home i just finish cleaning my house
soon i will cook
tomorrow morning i have plan to wash my cloths
Susan
What places do you like to go to in your neighborhood? What's your city like?
James
this place is not beautiful
its a village
Susan
What city are you in again?
James
i mean my school is not in the city
but when i go back to my home town is better place than this my school
by next week i will go my home town to visit my mother
my school is at esa oke
just a local town close to a city
its not a city
i only travel to city to visit my mother on weekend
dear life is not like your place
things are so much different here
life is not enjoyable here
Susan
Why not?
So what city are you living in?
James
i live in osogbo
Susan
Ok I thought you told me another city before
James
and sometime i stay with my brother in lagos
i don't have my won permanent home yet
Susan
I thought your family all lived in the same city as your mom
James
no
Susan
Oh
James
but we all come together
Susan
Which brother lives in Lagos?
James
during sallah
Susan
What is sala
James
i mean this Muslim festival
Susan
Oh. Cool. Which brother lives in Lagos?
James
akeem
another one life in ile ife too
its only my mother and our last born living together
other people living in another city
they are married with their husband
in two months time everybody we come to visit my mother in our home town
Susan
I thought you were the youngest
James
two month time is sallah
no i'm not
i have two after me
on sister and last born
a boy
Susan
Oh. What are their names again? I want to know all about them
James
the girl after me is married
my junior sister name is kafilat
she's married with two kids
and the name of my junior brother
is ayomo
only me and him has not married yet
all my other brother and sister are married
Susan
What is your full name again?
James
saheed tayo
dear i have send to you alreday
Susan
That is a lovely name
I know but I forgot
I am still learning about you love
And your names are different there
James
okay
you mean what
do you mean name in my tribe
Susan
I mean different from American names but I like it. I want to learn all about your culture.
James
you will
dear as time goes on we will get to know each other very well
our culture is quite different from each other
but i'm very sure that we will get to know each other as time goes on what matter most in us is true love and better understanding
dear you are my dream come true i will love you till the end of my life

Susan
Tell me more about your culture. What do guys in Nigeria enjoy doing for fun?
James
like watching football
Susan
Nice. What else?
James
and going to clubs
Susan
What are the names of the clubs you go to
James
there are many clubs
adolak club
i do go to adolak to enjoy my self with some of my friend
dear do you like going to club too
most guy's here like watching football
everybody has his football clubs
me i like Manchester united football club England football
we go to watch in a cinema every Saturday and sunday
Susan
I don't really go to clubs but my daughter does sometimes.
How do you say I love you in Yoruba
James
\ifemi means my love
if you want to say i love you
then it goes this
monifere means i love you
i hope you gat it

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:57 pm

Learning Yoruba with Sargent James

Yoruba phrases used throughout this bait and defined by our “reformed” Lad. When posting as Susan, I tried to ask the questions in such a way to give folks a chance to see how the grammar structure in yoruba works. This might help you in decoding future things you receive from lads who speak the language. I’ll go back and update this specific post as more phrases are added.

If you click on the timestamp of this post, you can save a bookmark to it if you want to check back for fun phrases to use.

Greetings

Hi what's up?…………………………………………… bawo ni
Good morning…………………………………………… Ekaro
Iu……………………………………………mo
You……………………………………………Iwo

Misc.

My love…………………………………………… ifemi
My wife…………………………………………… iyawo mi
Wife…………………………………………… iyawo
My husband…………………………………………… okomi
Huabnd…………………………………………… oko
Where do you live?…………………………………………… Ni Boni ungbe
I am enjoying this…………………………………………… Mo un gbadue
I am living in Lagos…………………………………………… Mo ungbe ni ilu Lagos
Have you been to Lagos?…………………………………………… Nje o ti lo Lagos
I am from Lagos…………………………………………… Mo wa lati ilu Lagos

Have you eaten……………………………………………So ti Jeun
Do you speak english?…………………………………………… Se Iwo le so English
I can speak Yoruba a little……………………………………………Mo le so Yoruba die die
I am so excited…………………………………………… inu mi dun

Insults and curse words

Bastard…………………………………………… Oloriburuku
F-ck …………………………………………… Ode
Bad guy…………………………………………… Omo buruku
Son of a bitch……………………………………………omoale
Damn…………………………………………… dindinrin

Slang
A proud bad boy…………………………………………… Se aya bi eyin
Prostitute …………………………………………… Oloso
Penis …………………………………………… Kondo alata

Grammar examples / vocabulary building

I……………………………………………mo
I love…………………………………………… mo nife
I love you …………………………………………… mo ni fere (the you/pronoun can be combined with the verb, example “mo nifere” or “monifere”)
Cat……………………………………………olongbo
I love cats?…………………………………………… mo nife olongbo
I love your house…………………………………………… mo nife ileyin
I am in love with a wonderful man from Nigeria and I am proud to be his woman. …………………………………………… mo nife arakunrin yi lati nigeria mo fe ko odi oko mi

ETAs:
7/19/17 -- added more phrases
7/20/17 -- corrections and additions
7/21/17 --added more phrases

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:33 am

Susan
So what is the word for I and the work for love?
Like how do you say I love cats?
James
mo nife olongbo
olongbo means cat
Susan
And if I wanted to say I love your house?
James
mo nife ileyin
Susan
How would I say... I am in love with a wonderful man from Nigeria and I am proud to be his woman.
💕
James
mo nife arakunrin yi lati nigeria mo fe ko odi oko mi
Susan
I love your language.
James
dear check translator english to yoruba
i can even speak english more than my language
because we use english in school not our language
Susan
Does the online translatedwork well?
I can try it later and show you the results and you can correct if it is wrong
James
okay
my dear
have you eat you break fast
Susan
Lol. Yep
James
aiit
that's nice ifemi
mo ni fere
what did you eat ifemi
Susan
What does ifemi mean again love?
I had ☕🍩. You?
James
my love
it mean my love
that's good food my dear
Susan
😍
James
dear your love is making me going crazy here
Susan
I love you
James
i swear no woman has ever made feel like this i'm deeply in love with you Susan
i love you too
i will stay by you forever
i hope you will not let me down
Susan
Me too
James
my body is for you
Susan
💕
James
dear will you be my strength whenever i feel weak and be the power to take me up whenever i'm down
i want to grow old with you i did not want anything from you only your love i want in my life
Susan
You are sweet.
James
i never though i could fall for any woman until i fall in love with you its a really surprise i can't explain
all i notice is i'm in love with you
Susan
☺
James
you are my joy i did not know why i fall in love
i can't explain my self
Susan
i think you are lovely
James
thanks
ifemi and you are sweet
we are mean't for each other
Susan
me too
James
you make my day a wonderful one
i just hope this our relationship not end online
that one day we will find each other no matter the distance between us
ifemi it will be better to find each other
Susan
thanks love
James
💏💑👫👫
Susan i promise i will love unconditionally
nothing gonna change my love for you
Susan
thanks love

James
ifemi what are you doing now
Susan
nothing. my daughter got here and we are relaxing. what pet name can i call you that is like ifemi?
James
you mean you wanna give me name
Susan
like you call me ifemi. i would like to call you a sweet name too
James
okay it good what name you wanna call me
let's me hear it ifemi
Susan
i don't know because i don't know the yoruba language
what is the name for a male like ifemi or can a man be ifemi too?
James
if you want to call me your husband
you will say okomi
while iyawo mi means my wife
Susan
i love that
James
you can be calling me okomi
Susan
ok okomi
James
yes
mean my husband
me i can call you iyawo mi
Susan
❤

James
dear only death will do us apart
we will never leave each other
we will be sleeping and waking together and making love together
i will fuck you well and you will feel my body
i'm romantic
i can't wait to be with you darling only can give joy
Susan
you are ao sweet love
James
you are my life
i don't like to stay here again i want to be with you..
Susan
but wouldnt you miss home too much?
James
dear i will like us to together
but i will like been with them during salah when all my brother and sister around
i will miss them but i like to be with you ifemi
Susan
you are sweet okomi
so is oko husband and mi is mine?
so okomi is my husband?
James
yes
you get it right i'm your oko
and you are my iyawo
we loved each other
ifemi how can we come together
i feel to make love with you
i can't wait
Susan
wow. i feel the same
James
ifemi what are we going to do
Susan
What do you mean
James
i mean how can we come together
Susan
Eventually you will come here and I will go there
James
do you mean i will first come to your country
Susan
Or I could come there
Do you have a passport?
James
dear i did not have passport
Susan
You can get one
James
yes i can get it but i did not have that money now
Susan
They are not expensive
James
its not that much expensive
but true i did not have the money, i told you i'm not working i have to save to get the passport
Susan
Oh. Ok dear. Well we have time love
James
Yes my dear you will give me time to save money, although the money is a small money in you place but it's a big money here I can't afford it now I will need to save up to 300 dollars, it's about 100,000 naira Nigeria money it's not easy to get here ifemi things are very hard here
I will like us to be together soon

Susan
Yes I will give you time
James
Okay my love
If I get my passport ready I will tell you
Dear why can you first come to my place
Susan
I can
James
It's would be easy for you to come my country, it's not easy to get America visa
Susan
I have to get my passport too
James
How much is passport over there
Susan
I'm not sure.
I'll have to find out
I'll Google it later
James
Okay my dear
And if you want me to first come to USA
I can work on that too
You will send me invitation letter
That I will take it to embassy
Susan
Ok
James
So that they can give me visa
Susan
Ok love
James
If I get the my passport
You will send the letter
Okay
Susan
Ok.
James
Dear I did want us to waste time on this again
I want to be with you very soon
Susan
What do you mean
James
I mean I want us to be together soon
Susan
Me too
James
Dear I need to relax
We will talk later
I live you
Susan
Ok
James
I know you are busy
Susan
Really?
James
Or are you not busy
Susan
Nope
But it's ok
I need to chat with my daughter
James
Alright
I thought you are busy
Susan
Talk to you later love
James
Let me rest talk later how is my sister
Susan
She's good
James
Good
Susan
But she's not your sister unless you are my son. Lol

James
She did not know me yet I should send my greeting to her
Susan
Ok love
James
And what is she to me
Susan
Dunno
Brb
James
What is the meaning
Of Dunno ok ifemi I will be waiting
I love you
Susan
You too.
James
Take care
Talk later
Susan
ok love

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

James
ifemi how are you
Susan
I'm great love
James
thank's God my angel
i love you
Susan
dear, I want you to teach me some insults in your language that I can use against Tommy.
James
lol his name is tommy right
Susan
Yes!
Give me some really, really good Yoruba insults for him.
He won't understand them, but I will!!
James
Ifemi there is no need to insult him just clam maturity with him..
Susan
I know, but it will make me feel better. lol
besides, the funnest part of learning any language is knowing the dirty words LOL
James
Lol
Susan
right?
how do you say bastard?
and son of a bitch?
James
Oloriburuku
Susan
what does that one mean?
James
Bastard
Son of bitch mean omoale
Susan
good to know. what if i want to say damn or fuck?
James
Ode
Susan
which one does that mean?
James
Fuck
Susan
this is so interesting!
James
Damn means dindinrin
If I could no the meaning if would be very angry with you....
Don't insult him
Susan
how would he ever know the meaning?
James
Leave him alone let's him go
Susan
no one hear speaks that language
ok, dear i won't say any of it
James
Okay
He has finished playing his role in your life you have a new life with me now..
Susan
how do I say I am really enjoying this?
because I am really enjoying this chat right now
💖
James
Mo un gbadue
Susan
your language is so lovely
James
Do you really mean it
Susan
Oh course I do.

How do I say I live in New York or I am from Lagos?
James
You are lovely my my angel, you will say Mo ungbe ni ilu new York..
I'm living in New York
Mo wa lati ilu new York..
I'm from new York
I hope you get it
I'm just thinking of how to make you understand it better I think you are getting it better now...
Susan
Yes. It is really fun learning it
James
Dear is there any other language in United States I mean people that speak different language
Many languages and tribes here in Nigeria
Susan
In the us mostly English and Spanish
James
Oh can you speak Spanish too
Susan
Si un poco mi corizon
That means yes a little my love
James
Ok
That is nice ifemi
Dear I wanna ask you something how old is Tommy
Susan
60 like me
James
Okay
He never respect you as a woman
Susan
Nope
James
Don't him have family over there
Susan
Yes
James
A man must have respect for his wife
Susan
I agree
James
Woman should be treated special
Susan
Yes
James
He never deserve you
You just need a man that will always respect you and give you live anytime you want it and I want to be that man for you
Susan
Can I ask you a personal question?
James
Yeah

Susan
what gave you the idea to go on tagged and make the military profile. it was creative. i am just wondering how you make it and decided to do it and all of that. do you have friends that do that?
James
No don't have anybody
You have asked me before
Susan
i don't think i asked you that dear.
i asked if anyone sent you money before.
you don't have to feel bad about it because i forgave you, but i just want to know more because i want to know all of you.
none of us are perfect, but knowing your husband means knowing all of him.
James
Yes dear you ask me before maybe you forgot I told you i was just creative making it
Not learn from anybody
Only that I know Internet and I like making fun on Internet
I know it's not good but don't you ever tell anybody about it
You have made me fall in love I never expect this could happen swear I get wondering why but but I can't just explain my self any longer
Susan
dear, i won't tell anyone about it.
but you are not the only person who ever did this right?
James
There are alot of people in the Internet
That is why someone just need to be very careful with Internet dating
There are alot of people
And all just because of money nothing else
It's online when God sent the right one
It's only when God sent the right
One to meet each other
Just as we come to meet each other
God is really there for us
Susan
I think it is so interesting, because i never knew people made fake profiles before this.
Do they ever get arrested?
James
Really
Susan
yes. can you tell me more about it?
I love learning new things dear
and you are so smart
I love that about you
you are so worldly
James
Dear nothing to know about it's just no matter dating
Susan
i guess i could google, but i'd rather hear from you
and it's interesting to me
James
Google would have explain better to you
Susan
well, i am just wanting to actually learn more about your experience love.
not what google says
because i love EVERYTHING about you
and that means loving your experiences too
James
It's something that is not good you make someone fall in love
And break heart
It's not a good something
Susan
but is it ok, because we are in love so you can tell me. and that isn't you any more any way.
so how does it work?
how do they make someone fall in love?
James
With different trick with lies
Susan
what kind of tricks?
James
To promise love this is not exist
Susan
what does that mean?
James
That is when you are promising love that the person can never feel
Love in the air
That is dead love, a love that can never come to reality

Susan
love in the air?
James
Ours is not like that
We will come to meet each other
Susan
I know that dearest
James
Dear please let just forgot that chapter
Susan
its already forgotten love
James
I’m not part of that again it's you that I want I don't need money or anything
Having you is more than having one million dollars
Susan
thanks love. i feel the same
James
You are more than money
See Susan I don't need your money I will not beg to send me money if I need anything I can sell anything i have
So I don't want you to think maybe it's because of money
Susan
I know that love

James
So don't think that inside your mind
Susan
dear I wouldn't think that.
James
Better
So if you have anything for me you can do it for me willingly
Susan
of course love.
we will always be there for each other
dear, you will really like my church
and i think you will get along with my minister too
James
Yes I love that
I will like your church I like going to church very well
I love hearing the word of God
Honey if I ask for any help will you be able to do it for me
Susan
sure love. we are together now
James
Iove you my treasure
I know you will never let me solver again now that I have met you
You will always be there for me
You are rich and I'm poor
So don't allow me to solver please
Susan
I am not rich love
James
God will make you rich my love
As long as you have life God will lift you up in Jesus
Name
I pray
You will be rich with my love
Susan
The minister of our church is rich. But he uses his wealth to help others now.
James
Wow that is good
Susan
he made a ton of money in silicon valley
like hundreds of millions or maybe over a billion
but he uses it for international outreach
he knows bill gates and the founders of google
but he is really low profile
James
But dear they are paying for for your retirement
Wow he much be very rich
Susan
he is, but he doesn't live the high life. he helps others
my retirement is paid by my old boss love
James
Okay
That is great
Do you still have any other mains of getting money
Is the money enough to solve pay all your bills and other thing
Susan
no, it's enough and i have my daughter if i did have problems
James
And if I come how do we live
Susan
what do you mean love?
we can live in poughkeepsie
you just might have to deal with Tommy because he lives on my street
he will try to fight you
James
I pray he will not I will arrest him if he did
What is my own business with him I don't know him fuck him
Susan
yes
fuck that bastard tommy
James
Fuck him I don't know him and I don't want to know him
If he come my way I will bullshit him
Susan
yeah
James
I don't know him
Dear let me see that your car you brought
That you bought sorry
What color is that your car
Susan
i hate driving love.
i never drive it
it's out back with a cover on it
why would you want to see it?
James
Nothing just to see how beautiful it's
I will be driving you around anywhere we will go together
I know your car will be beautiful I know you will always go for the best
Susan
It's just a car. Nothing special
Tuesday, 4 July 2017 23:58
James
Sorry my dear I just sleep while chatting with you
We have to talk again tomorrow I love you
Wednesday, 5 July 2017 09:28
Susan
Good morning
James
Good morning my love
How was your night
Susan
It was good.
How do I say good morning in Yoruba?
James
Ekaro.... mean good morning
Susan
That's cool.
I also have some news. I'm going on a trip! My daughter surprised me last night with a trip for is two to California. We are going tomorrow! She got the trip on a last-minute travel deal. 😊
James
Wow that's interesting what are you going there for
How long are you going to stay there
Susan
Four days
James
How far is California from new York
I mean how many hours journey
Susan
Across the country
So a long flight
James
Okay I wish you safe trip
My love
Dear are we going to be chatting
Susan
Thanks love
I will have my phone. So we can chat some of the time
James
Okay that is better my love
Hold your phone
Because I will not be happy if we did not chat
Susan
Ok love. What are you doing today
James
I wash my cloths this morning and cleaning my room
And later I need to do small servicing of my small power generator
It's has already due for servicing
I have not service it over a month ago
Susan
Power generator?
James
Yes power generator that supply electricity because electricity is not stable here
Susan
Oh. Ok. Why is that
James
Our government did not work well on that, that is why someone just need a power generator to supply power for charging of phone
And one need to be buying fuel again to power it
Susan
Oh. Ok love
James
So I use to do the servicing myself
Honey what are you going for in California
Susan
What do you mean love?
James
I mean what are you going to do in California
Susan
Just have fun
James
Wow interesting
Susan
Yes
James
Just enjoy your stay and always take care of yourself for me please
Susan
I will love what are you doing other than the generator?
James
Nothing after finish doing that I will study and relax I don't have most daily activities than studying
I read books alot
Especially novels and motivational book
And sometimes I watch movies
Susan
That's good love. What books are you reading?
Which motivational books?
James
The magic of thinking big and awaken the giant within
Dear have you ever read the history of Taj mahal
James
Susan
no dear i haven't. is it interesting?
James
Wow it's very interesting a number love story among seventh wonder's of the world a story of formal king of India in memory of his undying love.
He built a monument for her grave built for 22years
With raw gold and marbles
The epitome of eternal love
Susan
that is facinating!
James
If you read the story you will like it
I will share with you to read it
Susan
that sounds lovely.
do you ever go fishing?
my girlfriends and I somethinmes make our own bait.
fishing lures
James
Wow that sound lovely never go for fishing
Dear wait let me share the story of Taj mahal before for you now to read it
Susan

James
He pastes a ton of stuff about the Taj. I’ll spare you
Susan
oh dear
don't paste the book in here
lol
you can email that too me
it will mess up my chat if you post that
James
Ok
I will send to your email
Susan
that would be lovely
James
Alright my love
Dear I will to learn about the fishing
I have send to your email
Susan
That will be nice.
Ok love I will check it out in just a bit.
What are any local movies and TV shows you like there?
James
I watch Yoruba movies and foreign movies mostly music and football TV show
Susan
What Yoruba movies are good and do any have English subtitles?
James
There is one very interesting title ti oluwa ni Ile that is God own the land..
It's subtitle in English
James
https://youtu.be/zsflTfIkp8Q
https://youtu.be/l2x5icmRCjM
This is another one tittle soku dalaye meaning turn dead to rise...
Ti oluwa ni Ile is an old movies about 20years ago when Yoruba start to produce their own movies while soku dalaye is a latest 2017 movie very interesting. I like watch movies....
Susan
Oh. I will watch them.
James
Ok
Dear if you go to California please don't forget me
Always remember that someone is in love with you far away
Susan
I won't love
James
We you buy something for me In when you are coming
Buy me gift on your coming back
Susan
Ok. Get me one too.
James
Ok
What will you like to give me
Susan
A big kiss
James
That's nice thank you
Susan
Baby what is your address??
James
Do you want to send me something
Susan
Maybe. ,😊
James
If you want to send anything it's through post office address
Susan
Really? Why not to your house?
James
Not all house has number
Here and it depends on city
Honey by the time you wish to come my place you will see how everything is going here
Susan
Ok love
James
I love you
Dear what time are you going to California tomorrow
Susan
Morning
James
Okay
You are preparing now right
Susan
Yep. What are you doing love
James
Lying down on bed
Susan
Cute. Can you send me a picture?

He also sent a picture of his penis! I've spared you that. Very Happy

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