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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I laughed my ass off all during that chat. There's Feathers, all upset and typing in all caps, and the lad, calm while pumping Feathers for information. You can tell from the tone of the chat that he doesn't give a flying fart about Feathers. His hatred of Feathers is as strong as ever.

I lost it during the chat when Feathers was going off in a rage about his escape and all the lad could do was keep asking Feathers for the names of the other boys in his gang. Smooth. He lied to Feathers about about contacting Charlize as well. Feathers is angry this morning

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wat da fuk gong on mr humper??? me and doody turn on televishon dis morning and we see r picturs and dat lady wit da big tits was sayend how to dangershus cremenals reperted to be in detrote meatchiken area and bot how der is now a 50000 rewerd for rating us out mr humper yu woodnt have any ting 2 du with popo noing i was in detrote meatchiken wood yu??? yu no i dont tink yu is relly my frend lik yu sad yu was and i dont want 2 talk 2 yu an mor also i bet yu nevar sent male 2 my charleeze lik yu sad yu wood all yu du is lye lye lye lye yu bad man

He answers quickly

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WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU SAYING? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BAD MAN? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BLAME . I DID NOT TALK TO ANYBODY I SWEAR TO GOD WHO MADE ME, I CAN NOT DO THAT TO YOU OK

What a liar

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PLEASE RIGHT NOW MY WIFE IS IN HOPITAL AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO BE CALLING ME LYER. I DID NOT TALK TO ANYONE, IF THEY FIND OUT WERE YOU ARE, I DO NOT KNOW HOW THAT HAPPEND, PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME LIER AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER LIED TO YOU OK

That poor wife of his.

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mr humper yu had betar cal da fir depertmant 2 put yur pants out cuz yu is lying so much dey is on fir lyer lyer lyer lyer yu not my frend any mor

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wat is wong wit dat wif of yurs?? i tink yu nede 2 find a new on she is ether cryign or in jale or hopsicle unless of corse yu is lieng bot dat and beng lyer lyer lyer lyer

sweet - A different almost nekid Charlize pic when I preview. Very Happy

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Miss connie has not email me for long. so tell me who eals will i talk too? do i know anybody except sis marry and miss connie? i really dont know what your doing to me ok

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MY WIFE IS PREGNANT AND THE DOCTOR SAID THEY ARE GOING TO DO HER OPERATION TO REMOVE THE BABY OR SHE WILL DIE WITH THE BABY

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:10 pm

Creampie to Inspector:

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Yes he is still contacting me, once i have anything i will email back
Loaded Creampie

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Good morning sir Fellatio email me now and treating to stop every contact with me because he saw his picture on tv this morning with 50000 reward to his head and he is saying that i am the one that told you about it.sir i don't know how that happen

Let's see how many double entendres I can squeeze off in one email...

Inspector to Creampie:

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Loaded Creampie it is such a fucking mess here. You can't imagine how many towels we've gone through. Body fluids are fucking everywhere but everyone walked away dazed and lightheaded but unharmed.

We tried a back door entry. We met a little resistance at first but we eventually got in. Deeper and deeper we pushed and we were heavily armed with ball ammo. Finally we reached the point of no return and we pushed forward more and there was our opportunity at Fellatio but he got away. Oh we showered the place with ball ammo. There was fucking screaming and shouting and we discharged our weapon and ammo was spraying everywhere but the elusive Fellatio got away. Hard lesson to learn Loaded Creampie. Rear entry gets you no Fellatio in the end.

The men unanimously agreed the best way to catch Fellatio is with a swallow though whether it be an African or European one remains up for debate.

We have some major fucking cleanup to do here Loaded Creampie. We found Fellatio's room covered in naked pictures of God knows who. It's just a fucking disaster. We do have a few of his accomplices who we'll be questioning but so far no one is talking.

We've bumped up the reward money after that fuck fest yesterday. $50,000 is right. I hope you can come through for us Loaded Creampie.

The power is still out at the orphanage after that creaming we took. Connie is indeed safe. Just a giant fucking mess I tell you, giant mess. I've got every man in the state searching for Fellatio now so hopefully it won't be much longer Loaded Creampie!

Kind of hoping Mom stopped reading a few pages ago... Smile

And Humphere to Connie with his f'd up CAPS LOCK...

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Good morning miss Connie and i hope YOUR ALRIGHT? I HAD ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED, BUT AM HAPPY YOUR OK, AM ALSO HAPPY THE BAD BOY IS BEEN EXPOSE ALSO NOW YOU KNOW THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH FROM THE BEGINNING.I ALSO PRAY THAT SIS MARRY WILL GET WELL SOON,
JUST WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT I WILL BE GOING BACK TO HOSPITAL, THE DOCTORS HAS REFUSE TO CARRY ON WITH THE OPERATION TO REMOVE THE BABY ALL I LOOSE THE TWO , THEY SAY UNTIL I PAY, AND THE OPERATION WAS SUPPOSE TO BE DONE TONIGHT, PLEASE PRAY FOR ME, I DON'T WANT TO LOOSE ANY OF THEM, I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU

Unfortunately, the power is out at the orphanage saving me a little work today!

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:07 pm

Creampie to Inspector:

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THANK YOU SIR HE HAS BEEN INSULTING ME ALL DAY BUT AM TRYING TO GET HIS TRUST BACK IN ORDER TO GET MORE INFO BUT I WILL BE IN HOSPITAL FROM NOW TILL NIGHT TILL MY WIFE OPERATION IS CARRIED OUT A FRIEND OF MY PROMISE TO COME BORROW ME SOME MONEY TO DO IT SO AM WAITING FOR HIM
Loaded Creampie

His wife is in life threatening condition, but here he is in an internet cafe chasing bad guys.... Right.

Well, the teenager in me is just about finished... maybe...

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Loaded Creampie you seem to know Fellatio better than any of us so keep going at it. We're hoping you blow this wide open. Keep your head in there Loaded Creampie! And don't choke!

We're still scouring the orphanage for booby traps so the power will be out there all day. So far nothing, but my men are feeling for boobies inch by inch.

Best I can do now is wait for your intelligence Loaded Creampie. Now that there is no more Fellatio here on the island we're focusing on his accomplices. Still trying to figure out who is who and what the real names are.

Good luck with the wife Loaded Creampie. Biggest shit fest I've ever seen here I tell you.

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:21 pm

Is there some respected figure on the island named Master Bates? Maybe he can help.

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:25 pm

Oh.... Very good. I may have to use that! Thanks!

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:31 pm

You could also have the number 69 somehow occur frequently in your messages. I'm sure other baiters have a lot of other innuendos which they have used over the years.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Feathers is stressed. And when Feathers gets stressed he sometimes discloses information that would be of use to the authorities

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lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer lyer

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THANK YOU OK. AFTER ALL THIS WHILE WE HAVE BEEN FRIEND AND AFTER EVERYTHING I HAVE DONE FOR YOU AND TO GIVE CHAREZ YOUR EMAIL AND YOUR STILL CALLING ME LYER. THANK YOU

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oh por por yu mr humper du y no wat doody and i has ben thru all cuz of yu?? we had to die r hare blonde cuz dere is picturs evaryware of us wit our red hard but no i shuld be woreed abot por mr humper and his feleings wel fuk yu feleings mr humper yu has ben noting but bad news 4 me and da oder snorkys i wish i had nevar met yu mr humper

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THANK YOU MY FRIEND

After that one I thought I might have lost him

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YU IS BAD BAD MAN

He does not like being called a bad man

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STOP CALLING ME BADMAN I DID NOT TELL POPO ANY THING I SWEAR

Looks like he finally figured out what popo means.

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i wish i did not know you too because all you are is bad news, if you had not stolen the money that the pengwin was going to send to me. all this thing would have not happend

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SO YU ADMIT YU TEL POPO WERE ME AND DOODY IS????

When Feathers logs on again he will start insulting his wife and sister. He also might let slip the name of the hotel he and Doody are staying at.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Feathers has not talked to Humphere since the last exchange but he and Charlize Theron have been active

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what do you want me to do for you

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i wants yu to mary me and send me lots of nekid picters of yuself ok???

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How do i know i can trust you? i do not take necked pictures and send it for free to someone i have never seen , that is one of the ways i make my money

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Howdy my charleeze

we is gong 3 be mareed sune and yu wil has al da mony yu nedes and yu wil not has 2 sel yur nekid picshures 2 mak mony

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how old are you?

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i is almost 14 how old is yu????

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I am 35. now how do you want to marry a woman of 35?

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i can mary yu ho ever yu want

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I will like to see you face to face. right now i am in Benin republic can you come there ?

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were is dat??? is dat da plac in da mall were dey sel al aferkia closes?? i tink i stole som shorts from der one time nic stuf what benin republic dus yu want 2 mete at???

I'm too lazy to look up which one of us used the Banana Republic thing, but please remember that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:16 pm

Very predictable, same email to Connie and the Inspector:

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Good morning sir ,my wife died last night and the baby too ,she couldn't make it . you can leave massage for me, i will get back to you soon as i can.

Considering he entered the chat above on the same day his wife and kid supposedly died, either way, true or not, he's a terrible person.

I had a wonderful email thought out for him but I didn't want to anger him by blowing off his sad news so the Inspector simply wrote:

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My sympathies good sir. You take the time you need and get back to me at your leisure.

And from Connie to Humphere:

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Mr humphere i so sad for you and we praying and praying. It been such a sad last few weeks and it be time to turn that around right now. It holiday here on beaver island and we having farmer jethro barbecue a pig for the children and then tomorrow there be fireworks and a parade. Sister mary starting to talk a little in the hospital but she have the amnesia so she dont know anything that happen to her an we not telling her either. We just going to tell her everything is perfect and maybe she wont notice all the bullet holes in the office when she return. She half blind anyway. So right now mr humphere is when things turn around and we start having good days. We pray for you and family and hopes you rite back soon enough sir.

I've also decided I hate outlook's email format. Awful.

And that was me about the Banana Republic on the bottom of the very first post of this thread. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I am curious to see if Mr. Humphere gets back in touch with Feathers or if he has abandoned Humphere and will use Charlize to get Feathers to travel. If it is Charlize it will take some more naked pics for Feathers to travel. Smile

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:41 pm

This is too good Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Looks like it is Charlize he is sticking with

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Benin republic is a country in Africa, i am shooting a movie there but i will be in USA soon as i finish, can you come to Africa to see me or will you wait until i finish the movie and come to America?

Poor Charlize. A world wide superstar and she still has to sell her naked pics to make money. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:59 pm

I think he's blown off all my characters. There is no hope for money anymore. Maybe Sister Mary will have to return.

And what about Eliot? Or Lotto Boy? Hmm....

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:35 pm

Connie to Lotto Boy (character #2 of the lad's 4 characters):

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Lotto person, it been horrible here last weeks. Pastor died last week and he no longer around. Sister mary still in hospital with hospital bills and we had our library burn down. Would the orphanage be eligibilty for these winnings or not? We sure can use help.

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Ma how are you today.a boy by name feathers maybe you will know him send us email last week and he claim that Mr Williams died, what a horrible news ever since then we have not been able to contact him we tried everything but we couldn't, now we have been hoping that any of the family can stood up and make his claim on his behalf, we did not email you again because you said you were out that is why so we are very happy that someone can claim his money and am sure he will be proud of you.

Ma i will have to transfer your name to be replace as the next of kin that is how it works and also the name of the orphanage you mention so the two names will be used to replace Mr Williams

Ma the check that we will give you, we will tell you the bank in your country that you will cash the check..I had an instruction to cancel the check if we could not hear from any of his relations till weekend but i think that will not be necessary any more.
Ma as you know Mr Williams never pay the $2540 that he was ask to pay,and that is why the check did not get to him
Also as the next of kin and the person receiving this check, you will be require to pay that $2540 before the check will be send to you.
Here is what you will do .

email us your full name

the full name of the orphanage

And also let us know if you can be able to pay that $2540 today or tomorrow so that we will give you the bank instruction on how you can pay the $2540. and once you pay the money , you will email us the payment receipt , and from now till Sunday morning, our agent will be at your location to give you the check.
So email us back as possible.

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Thank you lotto person. We don't have $2540 at the moment. It may be a while as we repairing our orphanage from fire and bullets and sister mary bills adding up fast. What is the latest i can send payment and is there any way to get amount reduced?

So maybe I'm back in the game!

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:04 pm

For a guy whose wife and kid just died, he sure is active today!

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Ma that is a sad news,what you will do is to let me know how much you can come up with, so that i will go to our manager and tell him what you have, and please let it be something that he will not tell me know , so email me back

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Lotto person, i will talk to insurance agents tonight and see what they can provide and maybe i am able to get some to you. What if i can get $500 would that be enough for now do you thinks?

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Ma you can call mr Mr mali ikop that is my name.
i have to be honest to you, if i just mention that you want to pay $500 out of 2540, he will just say no,But here is the help i will give you, i will tell him that you are paying $15000 but just try your best and get up to $1000, but i will tell him that you are paying $1500, so when we receive the $1000 from you we will send the check immediately so before the time he will be coming back from a week or more travel that he is going now ,you must have receive the check and send the remaining back so that he will not notice,Email me back to let me know if you can handle that without putting me in danger here, and i will direct you on how to pay it

I have to admit I'm having a blast with this guy. I wrote it and I'm still in tears!

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OK mr lotto person ikop. I try my best and i ask insurance person for $1000. Father newton watching over the kids now so i try to get you your money as quick as possible. We have parade and fireworks tomorrow too and maybe your agent that is here can join us? You should tell me his name and i look for him on the island. If he coming on the ferry can you ask him to look for small boy in the water on the way over?

Fun, fun!

Does he not remember the first part of the bait? I'm going to need a photo.

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:02 pm

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Ma This what you will do our agent name is Douglas, so follow the the payment instruction well, you must have to use western union transfer service that is the only way to make it fast . go to western union and send the $1000 under that name below and please do not make mistake, and after you have send the money to that name email us the payment slip information as stated below, now once we confirm the payment . he will be given go ahead order to your island to deliver the check, so you must make sure you send him the money today or tomorrow so that our manager can confirm it before he travel, have it in mind that our agent can not come until you have send that money to him through western union.

MA USE THIS PAYMENT NAME TO PAY IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.AND SEND US THE PAYMENT SLIP INFORMATION WHEN YOU HAVE SEND THE MONEY TO THE RECEIVERS NAME BELOW.

[blah blah western union orders]

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Mr lotto person ikop. I will look for douglas. Is he on the island now or is he coming? Did you tell him to look for a small boy in the water on the ferry ride? That would be nice for you to do to help us greatly. I try to get the money for douglas as soon as possible from the insurance people. I hope he likes roasted pig since farmer jethro is barbecuing an entire prized hog. I have already called dibs on the spare ribs so he can't have those but whatever else he wants he can have. And baked beans too. And i think someone making the cole slaw as well. And potato salad. And we have the guinea pig races later today. I hope he not scared of fireworks neither as we got a whole host of them as well. We can light one off in his honor upon his arrival perhaps! Tell doug the orphanage is easy to find it be the one where all the police cars are.

Still haven't figured out why he calls me Ma?

He's probably running 20 other scams but I wonder if we can eventually saturate him with characters? He's a fun one.

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:43 am

Lotto boy to Connie:

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Ma we receive all your direction to get to you and i am a little jealous here, how i wish i am the one coming with all the enjoyment you have going on in your island,Mr Douglas is not in your island yet . he can not come until you have send the money to him, because there are a few document that need to be sign and email it to him to start coming to your island,without those document, he will not come that is why it is important that you should try and send him the money through western union and after you have made the payment, you will see him in the next 48 hours, so once you get the money from the insurance people just go and send it to him, then he will come to your island and deliver your check, i hope the meat will not finish by the time he comes?,so you are the one to make him come fast if you send him the money through western union fast , once again below is how to send him the money.

MA USE THIS PAYMENT NAME TO PAY IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.AND SEND US THE PAYMENT SLIP INFORMATION WHEN YOU HAVE SEND THE MONEY TO THE RECEIVERS NAME BELOW.

[same WU crap...]

Poor Doug will unfortunately never come again... Crying or Very sad

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Mr lotto person ikop. I want to do my best to make mr doug come fast and i will use all my skills. But there be a problem. You ask to send money with western union and that polite but we have not a western union on beaver island here. I can work on getting a check from the insurance company in fast coming doug's name or i can arrange to transfer money some other way? Tell him he'll want to come faster or he'll miss out on all the fun we have here!

And he coughed up a mule piggy!

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MA AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU DON'T HAVE WESTERN UNION CLOSE TO YOU.THIS IS HIS ACCOUNT NUMBER, SO GO AND SEND THE MONEY DIRECT TO THE BANK.

NOTE; THE RECEIPT THAT YOU USE TO PAY IN THE MONEY IS VERY IMPORTANT , AFTER YOU HAVE PAY THE MONEY ,PLEASE SEND ME THE RECEIPT IT IS IMPORTANT

SO HERE IS THE BANK ACCOUNT TO SEND THE MONEY TO

ACCOUNT NAME: xxxxx
ACCOUNT NUMBER xxxxx
BANK NAME: River regional credit union
ADDRESS Jefferson city,Missouri 65109
COUNTRY USA

EMAIL ME SOON ENOUGH AND REMAIN MEAT FOR HIM AND ALSO GIVE HIM SOME MEAT TO SEND TO ME, HOW I WISH I AM THERE.

Please email us back so that we will know when your going to make the transfer. thank you

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ He gave me that bank account a week or so ago, so it should be "compromised" by now.

To Charlize

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yes my luv doody and i can cum 2 aferkia 2 see yu can yu send me mor nekid pics of yuself 2 kepe me warm at nite????

Mr Humpher to Feathers

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My friend how are you. my wife died yesterday, you caused everything, why are you that wicked?

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ok i bit how it my falt yur wif is deded??

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

@Lake - he's calling you 'Ma' as a mark of respect as he thinks you are a woman. It's instead of calling you 'Ma'am'.

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:21 pm

Unfortunately, I think he's blown off the Inspector. I've poked him a few times...

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Loaded Creampie,

Hate to bother you in your time of grief but we are trying to solve a murder. Any word on Fellatio's whereabouts would be appreciated. I have more information I can pass forward to help your quest if you feel up to it.

But no response for a few days.

Meanwhile, Connie to Lotto Boy, since he's the only character responding at the moment... Trying to find fast coming Doug.

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Mr lotto person ikop. Insurance person give us $1000 right away but we have to spend $600 on sister mary hospital and $150 on patching bullet holes in the orphanage today so i have $400 to send to fast coming doug right now but i still have to get $600 for you. I would ask our friend mr humphere to help as he could use the money too but his wife just die so i won't bother. So rest of $600 will have to come later. But tell fast coming doug he still welcome here as it great holiday and we light off fireworks in his honor upon his arrival. The children will like him no doubt and they all dressed up in holiday colors today. What does fast coming doug look like so i know when he comes?

Not sure where our lad is today... Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

He has busy with me today

Charlize to Feathers

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If you want me to be sending you naked picture , you must have to pay my manager $1000 if not . they will not allow me. i have told you before, that is how i make my money

I'm being shaken down by Charlize Theron. Sweet.

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BUT WEN I MAKES IT 2 AFERIKA I IS GONG 2 BE YUR HUSBAND AND YU WIL HAV PLANTY OF MONY TEL YU MANGER DAT

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Young man listen, this is how i make my money. i have not seen you before and if you want to continue reciving email from me and my naked picture, i have one of my manger in united state, you will have to send him $1000 if not, i will not email or comunicate with you again. that is how i make my money. email me only if your ready. till then, goodbye

I guess being a movie star doesn't pay as well as it used to

Humphere is busy as well

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no money to do the operation on time, that money you stole from pengwin , made me to loose my job and because of that i have no money again. it all your fault

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BOO HOO HOO MR HUMPER IS DAT Y YU TOLD POPO WERE I WAS IN DETROTE??????

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YOU ARE STUPID BY SAYING THAT

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DID YU OR DID YU NOT TEL POPO I WAS IN DETROTE MEATCHIKEN??????

And shortly after Feathers sent the last email

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DONT YOU EVER SAY AGAIN THAT I TELL POPO ANYTHING BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW ANY POPO. SO DONT TELL ME DAT RUBISH IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN

He is upset. Feathers has a talent for making lads angry

Twisted Evil

I don't know. Maybe his wife died, maybe she didn't. I'm inclined not to believe him. He tells the wife story to all of our characters, but then again he also says how he lost his job because of Feathers, which as we all know is complete b.s.

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:09 pm

@Morgan - thanks much! I was unaware of that! Much appreciated!

Connie and Lotto Boy are having some page 1 deja vu...

He'll take the $400.

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MA GO AND SEND THE $$400 TO MR DOUGLAS ON THIS ACCOUNT NUMBER BELOW SO THAT OUR MANGER WILL SIGN THE PAYMENT RELEASE ORDER BECAUSE HE MIGHT TRAVEL ANY MOMENT. I WILL SEND YOU THE PICTURE OF MR DOUGLAS BEFORE HE START COMING SO THAT YOU WILL REORGANIZE HIM, DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE THAT YOU CAN SEND TO ME HIM TO MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR HIM TO REORGANIZE YOU?

NOTE; THE RECEIPT THAT YOU USE TO PAY IN THE MONEY IS VERY IMPORTANT , AFTER YOU HAVE PAY THE MONEY ,PLEASE SEND ME THE RECEIPT IT IS IMPORTANT

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Mr lotto person ikop, i try to send money today but it be a holiday so the banks be closed. Tomorrow i try to send money but our bank account was hacked by a mean attorney last year and the bank have fraud alert on our account and they usually ask for photo from receiver so if you can ask fast coming doug for a photo with the names beaver orphans doug on it that would make things come even faster for him. We look forward to meeting him soon!

Still nothing from Loaded Creampie to the Inspector despite repeated pokes. I think he's abandoned that path... for now. Smile

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:38 pm

I am sooooo loving this bait!

But, wow, is he ever going to turn that friggin caps lock off? Laughing

And, yeah, super calling BS on his wife and kid dying.

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:41 pm

Lotto boy wants Connie to commit Beaver Island bank fraud...

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Ma am trying to get him take that kind of picture, but he said were he is now, he does not have access to camera phone to snap such picture.. i want to ask you don't you have any of that kind of picture you have use in the past that you can use to give the bank, maybe tell them that is the person your sending it to? get back to me because he can not take such picture now. email me back let me know what you think

I swear I already typed something similar on page 1... Smile

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Mr lotto person ikop, so you want me to go to the bank to make a payment to fast coming doug but then say it's somebody else??? They throw me in jail for fraud!!! I have these orphans to take care of and you not take me seriously so i question your ability to come up with the winnings. Picture of fast coming doug with the sign or i don't even bother going to the bank and he can't have any tender juicy pork ribs. I have enough to deal with beside your stupidity.

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Ma i am trying my best to get him snap the picture for you. i only ask you a question, but don't worry i will keep pressing him to see how important the picture is to you , and i will send you the picture soon enough

Very soon it turns out... 2 minutes later...

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Ma he just call now so he will send me the picture,or should i give him your email address to send the picture straight to you? get back to me

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Mr lotto person ikop, father newton say anyone asking for money like this be fake and a phony and i not send money and bank not send money until we get a picture. We had an attorney steal over $34 million last year from us and now we all poor. So you tell fast coming doug to send the picture right to me and i do my best but you not say where fast coming doug even is or when he will be here. I have childrens to feed now.

Quick summary...
Lake - Sister Mary (coma) to Humphere - on hold until she awakes
Lake - Connie to Humphere - been a few days
Lake - Connie to Lotto Boy - active
Lake - Inspector to Loaded Creampie - apparently on hold
Jayhawk - Pastor (dead) to Humphere - dead
Jayhawk - Pastor (dead) to Lotto Boy - dead
Jayhawk - Feathers to Humphere - active
Jayhawk - Feathers to Charleze - active

All the same lad!

Did I miss any?

More to come!

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:54 pm

Lotto boy is starting to upset me... The deja vu is humorous though!

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Ma Mr Douglas is in Missouri right now and i told you he will be there with the check on weekend, that was what i told you,and i was trying to get him do that before i send you that email because i don't want our manager to travel without his signature, that is why but you did not understand me,sorry for the misunderstanding by Saturday evening he must be there with your check that is the truth once you send him the money and we send him the sign document he needs, by Saturday evening he must be there,so the attachment is the picture and please give him some meat to bring for me,please email me back i need to be sure you have the picture now

<sigh...> It's like I'm writing page 1 again. Time for a slap...

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Mr lotto person ikop, you clearly think i am stupid and i no longer trust you. That is not fast coming doug. Find me someone else in your office to communicate with because i am now done with you. You are a bad person trying to take money from orphans and you are going to have a space next to satan before long.

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Ma i have tried my best for you, but if you don't trust me, please keep the money, why will you say that i am a bad person what have i done? do you know what i have gone through to get him snap that picture,Douglas is a black man from our country here. and not white he has been on a mission since last month, that is very bad for you to say. the choice is yours, point of correction, i will never steal from orphans.

He's just pissing me off today for some reason. I want him to make a new character. Plus I like that whenever you call him a bad person he gets very defensive.

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Mr lotto person ikop, you tell me to do bank fraud, then you send me pretend photo, then you accuse me of being racist. I am black woman myself but i not stupid like you. I raise orphans, you try to steal money from them. You a bad bad person and i no longer trust you. Get me someone else in your department but i done with you since you a bad person.

I anxiously await his next character... Very Happy

Edit - Oh boy...

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Ma Thank you , please email our manager on this email(<snipped>) his name is Mr Raymond ego, and please also tell him that i am a bad person .thank you

Mr Ego will have to wait. I've got a grill to light!

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