Return of the Idiot - Two baiters overcoming boredom

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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:51 pm

Remember Kevin, the Idiot Lad, sometimes known as Chrislad?
This guy:

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So, he was originally baited by Ginger Lee and Oscarpiles, then I was added, with others. Finally, he was given a whole lot of Eater email addys and the baiters kept paying money to OP's Darla. It's really quite convoluted, but he's still around and fun to torment on a Friday afternoon:

Anita: Hey! How is it over there? R u enjoying ur job now?
Darla: Hiya
Anita: R u there Chris?
Darla: Hunny?
Anita: R u in Turkey now?
Darla: No silly he is in Nigeria and he has a job so that he can save money and be with me
Anita: We wanted 2 talk 2 u 2gether. Why r u messaging me elsewhere?
Darla, he wrote me this: Why the group chat I'm not there yet
Darla: Hurh?
Hunny pleeze explain ok?
Chris: What is these all for
I don't get you guys
And what is the group chat
Anita: What don't u get.
U said u were going 2 Turkey. I told Darla this and she said no.
Darla: Am confuse Hunny
Chris: I don't understand
Can u plz explain?
Darla: Yess you must
Chris: And who is ur hunny Darla
I can't keep a greedy one as hunny
Anita: Who is UR hunny Chris?
Darla: Wel it isn't that stoopid Anita
Anita: Who is UR intented?
Chris: Or my love
Someone who don't feel my pains and someone who have heavy heart
Anita: I need u 2 tell both of us who ur intented truly is.
Tell us THERE NAMES.
Darla: My Mister Mann is Chris
He loves me ever so much
Chris: I'm not ur man Darla
Darla: wwhat????
Chris: Cos you are not a good woman
Anita: Plz tell her I AM UR INTENTED.
Chris: And I'm going to exposed you
Anita: I do not want 2 see Darla naked.
Chris: And tell the world what you are into
Darla: Exposed like take off my clothings??
Chris: I'm working on it by the time I'm true you will regret ur greediness
I prefer to end my life with Anita
She is a good kind hearted woman with good understanding
Darla: I guess I'll just keep all of my money then
Chris: Not someone like you Darla
You think I care
You now call it your money right
Don't when I'm done we will know how come you make such money
Darla: I know you care my sweaty but you are seeing that anita from behind my backside
Anita: I wuld prefer 2 end ur life with u 2!
Chris: Forget that
She is a good woman
You made me hate everything about you
Anita: He has not seen me, he just luvs me so very much. What is all this money talk?
Chris: And I will do anything within my power to make sure you suffer it
Darla: Hmmm
Chris: If it will take my last blood I don't mind
Oh, I have been surfing so much all these years.
Darla: You re just being a Mr Stupidy head
Anita: But, I have said I will only marry our LORD, HIM.
Chris: Anita don't worry you will not understand but I will tell you everything on ur Facebook account not here
Anita: My INTENTED, ur not following what HE has written in HIS bible.
I wuld prefer u tell me here on my Face.
Chris: I am
And he has been there for me
Darla: Am innocent bean and not understands Hunny
Anita: Tell me all that it is. I want the proofs so SHE cannot call u a lair.
What is this money thing?
Chris: It suppose to be a secret not open words
I and Darla had a deal
Anita: The BIBLE IS NEVER SECRETED!
Chris: And after much she refused to send my own money
Darla: Chris makes his money by bean dishonest
Anita: U mean from the stunt man deal?
Wait. Unclean money? How. I am cornfused now.
Chris: That's why I said I will expose her
I will tell the world Interpol FBI and the rest
I will forward her data to them
Darla: He pretends he is a Big Johnson even though he is just a small weiner
Anita: Who is the World Interpol FBI?
Aren't they Eurobean?
Darla: Chris showed me how to make my own money and now I am ever so good at it
Anita: Am I choked chicken here? Why is nobuddy telling me no thing?
Chris: She think she is smart
Anita: K. Help me clear stuff up 4 me.
Darla: Am smarter than you Mr Stupidy head
Anita: Darla, Chris taught u 2 make money, but is now mad cuz ur making money with a second job, or crafts at the fair, or whatevs?
And Chris, Ur saying Darla is just a big dummyhead?
Chris: She sent me someone people's emails and I sent them message and they started paying money into her account which we agrees that we will share the money 60 40
Darla: And then I buy the nicest shoes
Chris: After when they paid the money she refused to send my own share of the money and kept it all to herslef
Anita: Why wuld she send u email addresses?
Chris: I told her how we can make money through the email addresses
Darla: Hunny it is only $133,000 now so quit bean whiney
Chris: She agreed and then we started making money and she refused to send my own share because of her greedy
I will go to any length to make sure that she suffer
Anita: Why did they send money 2 HER account and stead of urs?
Darla: You are sposed to come here and then we make babies and other stuff too
Anita: Hmmm. That is with me, Darla.
Darla: He is my man so don't be a bitchy ok?
Anita: Chris, Why did they send money 2 HER account and stead of urs?
I don't think he wanted to reveal that!
^^^That’s where I messed up. It was meant to go to OP only in a separate chat. Now, time to cover it…
Anita: He does not want 2 hurt ur fillings
He fears HIM and u have hurt him and that means a lot that a man wuld sit up and admit it.
U must have him relly angry Darla.
Darla: He is sulking like a little baby but will be back
Anita: He IS NOT A BABY. Don't b silly. He is a grown man.
Darla: Groan man with baby brain and baby wang dangler
Chris: Is because of the trust i have for her
I trusted her then not knowing that she is a greedy type
Anita: I am soooooo glad u trust me! But, we must trust ALL his children!
Why is she greedy? U used her account.
Darla: And he maid money behind my backside
Chris: Yes
Anita: Wait. Ur email business dealing was prostitution? I can't hear this stuff. I'm a gud girl.
Chris: I used her account and when she find out that lot of money has being paid into the account she changed
Not that dear
Darla: I have some of the money saved for us
Anita: But that didn't look like alots of money. What was the amount?
Oh, so like 4 a house and new car and stuff @Darla?
Chris: Is about 120.000 us dollars
Darla: Yess and that nice Mr James said he would gives me more too
He is a prefect Gentleman
Chris: Yes cos you have been having sex with him in Aruba
He told me how he has been using you
Darla: Am not
Chris: You are
Anita: SO THIS IS A PRO TITUTION JOB!
Chris: And you can't denied it
Anita: I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
Chris: I have his mesaages on my email
It is not my dear
Darla: Hurh?
Chris: Maybe she is the one doing prostitution there
Darla: He is ever so nice and gives me crabs too
All you could do is give bush meat which is giant rats
Chris: Is ok
Let's see how it goes
Darla: Giant rats is ok???
Anita: No. Giant rats r never ok.
I don't even think Noah took them on the Ark.
Darla: He would have taken nicest American foods like pizza and swiss cheese
Chris: I am not here for all these shit
Because I am very angry with you Darla
Darla: Hmmm
Anita: U shuld not be angry with her if she gave u her account 2 help u.
Darla: Am ever so helpful ok?
Chris: After the money must have entered into her account she refused to send the money to me
So why shouldn't I be angry with her
Anita you don't understand and you will not understand
Darla: I made the money my sweaty
Chris: You didn't
Darla: You were too lazy
Chris: We made it together
Darla: And stupidy
Chris: I will tell you that I am not lazy and I'm not stupid
By the time I'm true with you
Then you will understand that I am not stupid
So you can even talk here while you don't chat me up on my private facebook
Darla: Even when you are hump a lumping Anita behind me backside???
Chris: Don't worry when the time comes we will know who will regret it
You think you can be so mean to me
But I will make sure you suffer for it
Darla: Hmmm
Chris: And you will rot in jail is a promise
I'm working on it and by the time I'm true you will see yourself in jail
Darla: You are bean a moron and sound like you need a nap
Chris: And you know the consequence
Say what ever you have to say
I am not finding it funny with you against
Again
Darla: You are just acting silly
Chris: I have exercise some patient and this time I won't take it lightly with you
No problem you will cry very soon and we will see who is silly
I'm glad I have your data I will make sure you go to jail
A friend of mine is helping me out in USA and you will not go free
I rest my case
Darla: Whatever Mr. Stupidy head
Chris: Ok
Let's watch and see
Darla: You are ever so good with watching while doing nothing
Chris: This time you will see the action
No problem is not a threat but a promise
Darla: You are too lazy
Chris: Thanks
Darla: Nevermind
Anita: Am cornfused and HE teaches us 2 luv our brother and sisters
But I don't have any and so I save myself 4 HIS holy gracing.
Chris: Darla don't know anything about love
She don't know how to love
Darla: I thinks you are homersexual
Anita: What is homersexual?
Is that where they are men and dress as gurls?
Chris: Darla is a disgrace to woman hood
She is confused
Darla: And Chris is lazy and likes mens
Anita: We shuld like all peepz.
Chris, plz tell Darla u luv me 4 me and not 4 all the money I inherited when Daddy past away.
Chris: She already knew that
Darla: You love money you idiot
Chris: I love you from the very first day I meet you
I regret ever meeting Darla
Anita you are a good woman with good heart
I love you for whom you are not for what you have
Darla: Am keeping allof the money cause you are bean a meanie head
Anita: And my luv 4 HIM and all things HOLY and my virginity bother u nun?
Chris: Yea for sure
Anita: Like Top?
Chris: Darla do you ever wanted to send me money before
Darla: Yess butt you are acting silly now
Chris: You never wanted to do that because of your greedy
Yea Top Is Sure
Anita: Sure of what?
Darla: You said you were a bottom Hunny
Chris: Is a lie
You and I know you are lying
Because you don't want to send me any money instead you tell me get money and come be with yoy
Please let me be I hate you
And I will make sure you pay for the pains I went through
Anita: Plz don't hate Darla. It's not a nice thing 2 do.
Chris: I hate her behavior
Anita: That is better. Thx.
K. I have 2 go catch the bus. Have a gud weekend!

ETA: Learn how he became wooed, screwed, and tattooed: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=236142

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1738

What is the tattoo meant to say?

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:31 pm

^This might help:

He gets to see the word Mugu any time he looks down and the initials of the Church.

I just can't believe that Kevin has chosen Anita over Darla. Leaving poor Darla hanging like a sexy pinata. Oh well must go buy some more shoes.

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:51 pm

I figured you'd be off for more crabs.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ LOL

Didn't Kevin/Chris, way back, refuse to admit to Anita that he bore the sacred symbol of the star and the man, as prophesied to her by the Chief Prophetess as being the sign of her future husband?

Did he ever confess he 'bore the sign'? Lolol

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:07 am

He did, at some point, send the pics of the tattoo on his chest. It was really just a ruse to see how it was holding up!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ It looks to be holding up pretty well, if the above pic is anything to go by. Mr. Green

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 12:38 am

Necro time but what the heck:

Quote:

Kevin: hiya
Hiya
Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: how are you doing?
Darla: Am ok
Just looking for a new husband after you dumped my bum bum for that Anita
Kevin: long time
you are not serious
Darla: Yess I is
Kevin: you know there is no way i will marry Anita
I want to know how you will feel
after many months
Darla: Why do you say such things when you know they aren’t true?
Kevin: because you have not been treating me nice
and i just want to know how you will feel that's all
Darla: You are a stupidity head Mr. Man
Kevin: I am not
so how is Aruba?
Darla: It is ever so awesome and I caught crabs again
Kevin: what crabs?
Darla: they are the gift that keeps on giving
Kevin: ok
so what about the shoes you said you will get for me honey?
Darla: Oh yeah I forgot
Kevin: ok hun
so when are you getting it for me?
Darla: Can you tell me your shoe size again other than itty bitty feet?
Kevin: i said is 9/10
Darla: ok
Kevin: when am i getting them hun?
Darla: Am busy counting the $147,500 to see if it is a possibility
Kevin: that reminds me
so when am i getting my own share of the money hun?
Darla: Maybe when you gets a job and comes here Hunny?
Kevin: you know is not possible for me to get a job that will earn me money for my visa to there place
this is why we work together you remember ?
at this time you need to help me come over there by sending me some money to get my visa hun
Darla: What would your Messiah say aboot you begging a womerns?
Kevin: Beside this is our money hun
I am not begging you just for you to send me money out of the money we make few months ago
Remember the reason why we started the deal
is for me to get visa so i can come over there for us to get married
have you forgotten so soon?
Darla: It is awesome the money keeps rolling in and all I has to do is act sweat for the nice men folks
Where’s your Messiah now?
Kevin: All these things that i just said does it mean you didn't get it
who is my Messiah?
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin: say something
we agreed on something and at the end you changed
are you telling me that you are mean or you hate me and you don't have a good heart?
Darla: You told me and Anita that you loved her and wanted to funnicate with her and not me so what am I sposed to say Mr Stupidedy head?
Kevin: I have told you the reason i said that
even before that you have not been nice to me
and you really don't want to do anything about me coming there or even think on how to get my own share of the money
just look into it if you were in my shoe what would you do
we are all human and we should know when we are right or wrong
Darla: that nice Mr. James is the nicest to me and he has nice shoes
Kevin: You have come to another topic
Darla: Shoes?
Kevin: we are discussing something important and you jumped to another issue
each time i tried to make you see reason why we should be together you come up with another matter
this is not right hun
Darla: ooooh Carl33to the pool boy is here to give me my rub down
Kevin: are you drunk?
Darla: Yess. And you?
Kevin: am not
that's why you are sounding this way
talking out of point
Darla: single scooper, single scooper this man is a party pooper!
Kevin: when you come back to your senses you can talk to me
meanwhile i want you to send me your number
Darla: 667
Kevin: this number is not complete hun
send me your telephone number
Darla: the neighbor of the beast HAHAHAHA
Kevin: are you ok?
Darla: am Great!!!!
Other than a small prick in my back
Kevin: then send me your number
Darla: oooh you want sexty time Hunny????
Kevin: Yeah
Darla: Am intersted tll me more
Kevin: send me your number ok
Darla: 1
2
3
4
I declare a thumb war hahahahhaa

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