How Low Will They Go?

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Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 7:12 pm

I know this has been done before but it serves as a reminder to all why we do what we do. It also serves as a good reference for misguided newcomers who speak of it being mean or unfair to bait the lads.

What is the lowest, slimiest, scummiest thing a lad has done?

I baited with a widow character whose husband had died in the war and whose son was dying from a rare type of cancer. She told the lad payment would have to wait as she needed to pay for the medications keeping her son alive. The lad replied that she should wait on the medication and send the payment so that she could get the lotto winnings and have plenty of money to care for her son.

Remember folks, the lad knows full well there is no lotto winning, no inheritance, no trunkbox full of money. But a truly desperate victim doesn't, and might actually do what the lad suggested with devastating results.

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 7:53 pm

My character stayed in a psychiatric hospital while he was scammed but his friend, also a patient, found out about it. The lad persuaded the banker (me) to pay 2,500 euro to the nurse (also me) to kill poor Roberto.

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 9:51 pm

Sierra sold her virginity to get Femmy a phone.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 May 2011 Posts: 51

Always a good reminder. In for more stories.

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 10:56 pm

Telling a teenage girl to sell sexual favors to the creepy man next door.

Send the last money in your account because you will be rich even though, if the fund doesn't come through, mommy won't be able to get her medicine and could die.

Telling a 93-year-old man that he can give notice that he's leaving hospice to move in with his new friend coming to stay with him at the end of the week (as soon as he gets the money for his plane ticket via WU), even though he can't go back once he's done that and will certainly die in the streets.

It goes on and on...

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:06 pm

Lets see. off the top of my head I have killed my employer to steal his money(the lad did weakly object to this), spent money my mother needed for lifesaving drugs, and attempted suicide during a live chat with a hitlad. They are garbage. Anyone who has dealt with them for any period of time has similar or worse stories to tell.

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:34 am

One of my lads urged my desperately poor character to cash in savings and sell my little girl's aging dialysis machine, promising me I will be able to buy her a new one and pay off all of my debt the same day.

I told him I was desperate to save enough money for a new machine before the current one wore out in a few years.(I had some in a trust fund saved, but not near enough.) My daughter surely would die without dialysis every 48 hours. But I had hit hard times. With a low income and no relatives, I had borrowed until I could not get any loans. I had been going without food sometimes in order to pay for my daughter's medical needs.

He was sure he had me exactly where he wanted. With him fully believing that a desperate father would end up killing his sick daughter by selling her means of life and sending him the x thousand dollars, he tried to use the man's desperation and love of his child as a weapon. Why do I delay when my child's life is at stake? (But written in Lad-literate style. See the quote in my sig.)

Will these guys kill children? In a moment.

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:07 am

I've had multiple lads who happily attempted to join my fake Church for the express purpose of ripping it off for millions in an inside job.

I've had lads who claimed to be running orphanages, exploiting the charitable impulses of strangers and stealing pictures of real impoverished orphans to tug at heartstrings, then pocketing the "donations" for themselves.

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:45 am

As a relative newbie, I appreciate everyone posting these! My lads have all been ridiculously pleasant so far. Only a matter of time though...

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:53 am

Surely the winner must be Turd, who had his psychotic (albeit imaginary) friend Bernie rape and murder a bunch of characters from the bait who had pissed him off. The first time this happened. Bernie asked whether it should be a fast or slow death, to which Turd replied: "Slow death. Fuck them hard in their assholes."

Then he got Bernie to kidnap another characters wife and children so that he could extort a ransom from him. When the man was unable to pay, Turd ordered Bernie to "finish it." Bernie requested that he be able to rape the children first, which Turd had no issue with. Then the kids escaped and Bernie tracked them to a bus they had boarded - Turd wanted Bernie to blow up the bus and kill everyone on board!

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:32 am

Alas, I've got no stories as dreadful as those already told; what I can offer is a low-grade but still nauseating asshole whose misogyny just shone bright.

When Mal mentioned meeting his biological daughter, the Lad immediately suggested:

Quote:

For Liza, arriving in Sydney, you have to make sure that you significant how your daughter has turned out with Liza. If she really want to see her biological father live her but tell her that you are very sure that she is coming back with much money because you don?t your finances is done to help ok that is my advise thank you.

Quote:

Make sure that you tell her that you are very broke that you don?t have cash at hand now and you don?t know want to do to get money, after that wait to hear her respond before you will take any action on her ok.
Know one can consider women so you have to be very carefully, cautiously, watchfully in anything you are doing with Liza, if she arrived in Sydney.
Please don't think of women now because I know everything about them here in UK and i know how I work with them so my good friend Mr. Malcolm, you have to be carefully?

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:17 pm

Direct death threats to family and children.

See siggy

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:26 pm

I have nothing as sickening as the examples above but this one really depressed me when my main character "died"

Quote:

i am very sorry for the death of your brother and my friend, may his gentle soul rest in peace....
reply as soon as possible, because your brother was the cause of the delay.

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:35 am

Ordering a young child to be killed.

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:12 pm

wowwow wrote:

Direct death threats to family and children.

See siggy

OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Squad

Zowie Wowwow!
I think you baited the same hitlad I had so much fun with in "My Transgendered Hitlad." "" got so desperate, he began writing in the persona of one of *my* characters, a Russian Mob femme fatale named . When his victim refused to send via WU, DK replied with a full page of 72-point red font iterations of the word "kill." Winding this one up is is a reward in itself.

Please tell me he is still active.

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:09 pm

To a homeless young woman character...

You should kindly make the payment first even if it cost you to borrow money or rather to pawn any valuable item to raise the fee I promised you that you won't regret because you will surely pay it back within hours.

Lad wants $600 to open an online account.