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Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

Started a bait a few weeks ago. Typical start

Attn Package Beneficiary:

I want to acknowledge you that we have finally succeeded in getting your package worth’s of $17.5million out of (ECOWAS) Economic Community of West African States department with the help of Mr. James George Attorney General of Federal High Court of Justice Benin Republic which act as your foreign Attorney representative here in Benin Republic.

Meanwhile every necessary arrangement has been made successfully with the Agent ROLAND SMITH for the delivery of your Consignment Box and every Document guiding your delivery is well updated so you are advised to reconfirm your full delivery information to the Agent right now as he is currently at Atlanta Georgia International Airport with your Consignment Box. He has already called me with his number on his arrival 4hours ago.

So you are advice to reconfirm your full delivery information to the diplomat and ask him to send you your DHL Airway Bill so as to prove to you that he is currently in your country also ask him to give you his mobile number so as to have easy conversation with him and to enable you give him full direction to get your Consignment Box delivered to you and hand you over your Consignment Box safe and sound, Furthermore you are advice to be very fast as the Agent PAUL has no time to waste due to his flight ticket. So the Information you are required to reconfirm to the Agent is as Follow.

(1)Your Full Name
(2)Mobile Phone Number
(3)Current Home Address
(4)Fax Number
(5)Country
(6)City
(7)Nearest Airport
(8)Passport/Drivers license
{9}SEX
{10}AGE

Kindly contact him via on his email address,for the delivery today ([email protected]) Contact person, Name Agent ROLAND SMITH Email Address So contact him to deliver your consignment box first thing tomorrow morning possibly today, Make sure the bellow stated codes are identified when contacting him and the content of the box should not be revealed for his does not know the content as it's a VIP Delivery dispatched directly from my office and the director of the Company.

SINCERELY
Dr.*************
CALL ME AFTER GOING THROUGH THE EMAIL +229********
The Director of DHL Courier Company Benin Republic.
The interesting bit, is that the lads have been trying to go through SMS rather than e-mail.

They have found however, Harold B. the wealthy, and somewhat curmudgeonous jewler, who throws out Yiddish insults when he gets heated up. Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 1:30 pm

Please keep us posted, Elcabong. This sounds interesting!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

Here is a sample of our conversation:

Lad:
i am having a serious problem here with the airport authorities regarding the international airport delivery tag which has not been placed on the box yet

I have presented the papers I handed to them and they are very much pleased with the papers I presented but the only thing that is still keeping me here is the airport delivery Tag which is not placed on the box, one of the Airport Authority has advise that we get the delivery tag so that I can exit the airport immediately and make my delivery successful .I try to reason with them and they stated the delivery tag will cost us just $1,
500 Dollars only to get the tag placed on the box as that tag will enable me get to your house successfully without any interference,they scanned the box and found out that the fund is 100 % spend able and accepted by any bank in the whole world.

Harry:
I have that information. Again, farkakte questions. You must think I am a shlemiel. Apologize. Immediately, or no more help from me.

Lad:
you talk to me in parable why ??
speak to me with fluent english okay

i am old enough to understand this kind of slags
Laughing

Harry:
My English is flawless, I grew up here. Again, apologize! or no help from me

Lad:
What do you want me to do about this

Harry:
I want you to apologize, and to stop treating me like a shmendrik

Lad:
Well okay I am so sorry
Just that I am totally confused here
Just set me free from here okay

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 2:19 pm

Heh, sounds like a very prickly character you can have fun with. Just be careful not to make him too prickly -- lad may give up if he thinks there's no chance of getting money out of your character.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

Oh, the slaps abounded. I've been working him toward a potential safari.

There's a second character (Harry's secretary....who absconded with a payment Shocked

) which helps.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

The lad (or lads) have been working with some sort of VOIP text. They come at me with (614), (573), and (267) area codes...to name a few.

He or they were trying to work me from several angles.

It took a while to get them off the text....they were persistent. Harry agreed to send a payment of $150 to "one" guy, and $200 to the other...courtesy of his faithful secretary G. Treuman.

But....they payment never arrived:

Lad:
Please try call him right now and get back to me immediately

Hello have you called him ??

Harry:
no. I'm with customers. Don't noodge me

Lad:
Let call him my self please
Need his number please

Harry:
Don't be a farbissener nudnik. I've told you no

Lad:
So then call him your self
What would have been your reaction if you were the one on my position

Why have you chooses to dump me here

Harry:
Hast du Hamentashen in den oyren? I said no. G. will take care of my business with you. I'm a shakher-makher and have to handel

Lad:
Hello I would like ask you some questions about this your man called G.
He is a crook
He doesn't want your money to be delivered to you
I have evidence here

Harry:
Pah! You're farrickt!
Evidence shmevidence. I've known Ghilad since he was a little pisher

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

Lad finally contacts secretary (an email from "DIPLAMAT AGENT"):

hello dear i am LAD NAME i was told by Mr harry b.that you are the one to make the payment of $ 200 dollars to

LAD INFORMATION

Secretary....nefarious as all get out...replies:

Good morning, Gentlemen,

I know what you two are up to with Mr. B.

Just so you know, I have taken the $200 and $150 he asked me to send you, I told him I wired it, but I am keeping it myself. Pay very close attention to the following possibilities:

1) You can tell Mr. B. that I have taken his money. I will tell him that you are internet scammers. He will believe me and not you, and I get your $350 anyway. You can even forward this email to him, and I will show him how easy it is to fake an email.

2) You can try to get him to send money again. I will take it (see #1)

3) You can realize that Mr. B. is a wealthy man, but not too bright. However, he does not give up large sums of money easily. You can try for small amounts. Or - with my help - you and I can try to get him to dish out a larger amount (more than $10,000), and we can all become wealthier men.

Again, you can run to him, and tell him whatever you want, but he will not believe you. Option 3) seems like your best choice...if you are smart. Contact me. I don't want to play games.

Each of you has a choice. The first one willing to work with me gets a larger share than the other (40% for me, 40% for the faster reply, and %20 for the slower reply). You will, however, need patience.

No, I will not send you my phone number. Do not ask.

I can keep collecting your money, if you want.

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 3:17 pm

Oho! The evil secretary sounds very similar to loualsindor's "Evil Attorney" modality that has caused so much lad grief in the past.
Here's one example
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=278065

and you can find many more by searching "evil attorney".

Generally speaking, putting an extra character in between your main character and the lad can be an excellent way to supercharge a bait.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

So...G. the secretary has convinced the lad to go into cahoots:

G to Lad:

We travel next week to do some business with gemstone wholesalers. We are meeting them in Lagos, Nigeria on the 26th of May.

If I found someone in the area, this might work.

Lad to G:

so what is your suggestion ??

G. to Lad:

Here, Mr. Block is an old-fashioned kind of guy. He's also a shrewd business man. However, he does get very generous when it comes to charities.

He was very taken by a documentary he saw a while back on African Jews. I would need someone in the area to create a realistic charity for Jewish children in Benin, or something. You convince him to make a large donation ($10,000-$20,000), which he must bring in cash. While he conducts his business, I deliver the donation, taking my cut.

There were some exchanges between the lad and myself...but I slapped him a little and waited.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

Since he got chopped, though, the lad has been working Harry via text on several angles:

The recuperation of funds from scammers:

Quote:

Good day to you friend am Mr Hubs Cooks. You are such a lucky person for your fund to be free from the hand of those hoodlums and scammers in Africa whom will keep on getting your hard earn money from you without anything in return am taking your fund worth the sum of $10. Million dollars to the Government pulse after 3 days without hearing from you I don't need your money this fund fee has been paid long ago by the Government of united state of America past First Lady Mrs Obama and also the whole documents are all here for proof Your urgently respond is needed Thanks Mr Cooks

And my favorite...the FBI has gotten involved.... Shocked

Lad:
This is officer Shawn Henry from FBI office

Harry:
What can I do for you Mr. Shawn?

Lad:
We found out that you are a money laundering

You are about to receive huge amount of money from another country without obtaining legal documents social

Lad:
You have every right to remain silent because any said here will be used as an evidence against you in the court of law

Harry:
You can't mirandize me via text Laughing

. You are off your kopf. Quit with the mishegas

Lad:
What do you mean
Listen I have told you that you are to remain silent

Harry:
You want I should be silent? Fine. Here's me being silent, you yutz.

Lad:
You mean

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

I thought I had lost him at this point. When, Lo and Behold! A new text from a new number lands in Harry's phone:

Lad:
hello

Harry:
Hi. Who is this?

Lad:
how are you doing

Harry:
I'm well. Who are you?

Lad:
i am alpha musterphar from benin charity home benin republic

Harry:
okay. Why are you contacting me?

Lad:
Hello Mr Harry Block,i have tried all my possible best to make sure you received your your fund but all was to no avail, it has been mandated to be delivered to you by the federal government, i wanted to give hundred million to the charity's but the federal government did not allow me unless i drop the sum of forty
five thousand dollars and it will be released to me

Harry:
What sort of charity do you run?

How did you get my name and number?

Lad:
Realistic charity for Jewish children Shocked

Harry:
Sounds like you do good work. Could you please send me a copy of your charity's prospectus via email:

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 3:52 pm

So they are literally using your subject line? I thought this was just a description of what you were doing!!

But if so I would make some edits in case they google the name... unless the bait is done and you don't plan on using this (GREAT) charity name again.

my suggestion, "Realistic" charity .... gets the same kind of message across but doesn't exactly match.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

Alterations made.

I was surprised....I mean...c'mon!

It gets better, though. I asked for a prospectus and he sends me a picture of a missionary charity...

Chastizing him for that I ask for a description of his charity...and I get...(wait for it.....):

Quote:

Gideon Orphanage & Motherless Babies Home,
2/4 Gideon street,
******* Benin republic
23401

Sir,
APPEAL TO SUPPORT THE MOTHERLESS BABIES HOME.

The above named home appeal for your support to the orphanage and motherless babies. The situation of things has become necessary for us to contact you and your establishment for your assistance.

The Gideon orphanage and motherless babies home was found in 1993 with twenty three(23) abandoned babies and six(6) orphans.since then it has been a streneous situation of the management and maintainance of the home. as at now we have three hundred and twenty seven children(327) and eighty nine(89) orphans in our costody.The feeding,clothing and general administration of the home as force us to solicit for financial assistance from you or your organisation to uplift the living standard of the children and that of the home.

We are building more classrooms,hostels and rendevours. we lack money for their drugs and books, the total budget of all the above mentioned will cost $250,000.00 (two hundred and fifty thousand united state
dollar).

We plead with you to help us financially in other to save the lives of these children,any amount given unbehave of these children will be highly appreciated. Remember the little you can afford to give
does much in the life of hopeless children.(AND FOR SURE IT SHALL BE REWARDED UNTO ALLAH)

That's right! Everyone's favorite....Gideon Orphanage and Motherless Babies Home!

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 4:27 pm

What about the toddlers? Are they allowed to stay in the "motherless babies home"? Are they old enough to fend for themselves? I think it's against the Geneva Convention to mix motherless babies and orphans.

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 4:27 pm

Elcabong2017 wrote:

Hast du Hamentashen in den oyren?

I don't speak Yiddish or know the expression, but I laughed immediately because I do know the Hebrew is אזני המן, so substituting the Hebrew in the phrase it means "Hast thou Haman's ears in the ears?"!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

Basically it's "Do you have Hamentashen in your ears?"

I don't know that anyone says that. In German we say "Hast du Bohnen in den Ohren?" - "do you have beans in your ears"

It sounded funnier to me to say Hamentashen.

Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

I like where this is going. It's always fun to add an evil character that your lad is forced to deal wtih. Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 9:22 pm

For those who don't know: a Hamantashe is a triangular pastry served at a Purim party. Purim is the celebration of the events recounted in the book of Esther, in which Haman is the bad guy.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

^^^
I've expected you to post in this thread.

I'm not sure where elcabong has picked these terms up, but I actually thought about "damentaschen", more or less womens hand bags. having them in your ears will quite effectively turn you deaf. Wink

but hamantasch seems to be equally good at clogging up ears Wink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamantash

I laughed even more at the word "farkakte" because this is actually a regular german word, just garbled by the idea of americans of how to possible write jiddish/german phrases.

in other words, "farkakte" is just "verkackte" (past), and means messed up, and that quite literally (kacke = sh*t Wink

)

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Welsh - cachu (pronounced cachi - ch as in loch), to defecate. Lol

Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 9:23 am

That Lad is a momzer and definitely farblondjet already!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

yes, I got him gonts fardreyt

Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 4:20 pm

I like where this is going. Nice baiting, Elcabong.

Waiting for Harry to start addressing the FBI Agent as Officer Schmeckle.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 May 2017 Posts: 26

We'll see where it goes.

The lad is double-crossing the double-crossing secretary and is trying to get Mr. B to do a bank-to-bank transfer (I've just gotten the acct. info and passed it along to a mod.)

He's also trying to get the secretary to pony up some dough to cover the cost of his flying from L.A. back to Benin.

Mr. B and the secretary are supposedly flying out to Lagos, Nigeria this afternoon. Things will be quiet for a couple of days.

Maybe after his bank acct. gets shut down he'll be interested in playing some more with the secretary.

Haha...I set up a vacation notification in the email "Hi, I'll be out of the country on business." - The lad replied to the autoreply Smile

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