Your first bait

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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 6:01 pm

How well do you remember your first bait? What was the lad's name? What kind of scam was it? How did it go?

I suppose for a baiter, you'll fondly remember your first bait in the same way you remember your first kiss, except that you probably wouldn't want to send the first person you kissed to Libya or Sudan on safari.

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 6:10 pm

For me, it was Hunphery Njkou (couple letters inverted. Maybe I'll bait him again someday).

He was the manager of Oceanic Bank in Nigeria and was to send me an ATM card with millions of dollars on it. I just straight baited him, getting three piggies (including one where I refused to send it anywhere other than to an account at the Oceanic Bank in Nigeria, since that's where he worked. Took a few days, but he got back to me with one).

He told me at one point that I have the "gout to call him all sort of name". He never twigged. I became too busy to bait him further.

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 6:20 pm

Tom Ndaubo in Nigeria. It was in 2006. Can't recall his format. Got 2 Safaris out of him (his guymen in London travelled to York and back twice within 3 days). That was fun!

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 6:59 pm

My first was in 2011 with Prince Ali Kashmir. Being a newbie, I burned him but had a truly odd conversation with him as it wound down.

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Me: I'm curious...Nigeria or Benin?

Lad: Like i told you in my previous mail, i am a Liberian but i am presently in Ghana.

Me: It's awfully early in the morning there...
Must be that the cafe is closed for normal business so you can try this stupid scamming crap.
You might want "Dennis" to get a new phone. That number has been used in so many emails you can find it with Google.
Then again, you might be too fucking stupid for this game. I wasted half your night.

Lad: Very Funny...

Me: Seriously...does anybody ever really fall for this routine? I get a dozen emails a day like this and forward them to this phony account to amuse myself, but it's hard to believe somebody actually will believe it.

Lad: What can i say? Funny RIGHT?

Me: Funny if that's how you're trying to make a living. Face it, you're not very good at this. You might consider getting a job before you starve.

Lad: Thanks for the advice. You say that cos u are opportune to have one. Don't forget that there are lots of unemployed even there in your country. What and how do you support the less privileged around you. Have you ever gone online to donate for the poor? You can't tell me you have never seen http://www.unicef.org/ or others.
If you must know, we get lucky on what we do because we help the needy. You sit there and ask stupid questions. I wonder if you really know that your forefathers stole and enslaved ours. You sit there proud and stingy... Thank God you have brain to prevent people from ripping you off and show KINDNESS to the poor and needy around you. GIVE... else you will die and leave all those money here for others to groove...
Do not bother to reply as you are even stingy with your mail. You type little or less words (few sentences)...
Lord help you.

Me: Interesting rant...except you skipped the part where you break the law and steal from the less fortunate, regardless of where they are. Donate for the poor? 10% of my income, all my life. Do you?
Somehow I doubt it. You see, you're a criminal. I'm quite certain that the only "needy" you help is you.
You really except me to believe that you give to UNICEF?
Now that really IS funny.

Lad: WHATEVER...

Me: Brilliant comeback.
I suppose that means you CAN'T get a real job and you're so stupid that this is the best you can do.
So sad.

Lad: I have better things to do with my time... Chatting with a retard who does not know the difference between EXPECT and EXCEPT, is not what i intend to do now...
I could be you ENGLISH TEACHER...Does this answer your question as regarding whether i can get a real job? Smile

Me: Ah, the dangers of typing too fast...thank you so much for correcting my single mistake.
Believe me, I got the answer a long time back.
But seriously, thank you for the entertainment. This has been a great afternoon for me, especially considering you're doing this in the middle of the night.
You are one funny guy.
Still an asshole...but a FUNNY asshole!

Lad: Saying THANKS to an asshole for correcting you? That's nice. You are not so dull after-all...LOL..

Me: Well...look at it this way...if you're busy with me, you're not busy screwing somebody's grandparents out of their retirement.
Which is, after all, what you criminals do.

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'Twas quite the start!

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 7:07 pm

I only burned a lad once, and it was also when I was quite new. It was a hitlad and I couldn't help myself. He was being massbaited, so I responded thanking him for killing me, as I told him I wanted to commit suicide but didn't have the guts to actually do it.

After a while, I started responding in pidgin. He immediately thought I was a lad, despite me giving no indication that my email was hacked or anything. He agreed to work for me, then I told him how much of an idiot and smallboi he was.

Posted: Sat May 20, 2017 7:25 pm

I cant remember his name. I think I published it here but that would have been ten years ago and with my inexperience it wasnt much of a bait. It was a lotto lad that I straight baited per my mentor's advice. Right up until the payment got chopped. This was in the heyday of the gomer boys. Ended up venturing into site killing because of him as well as getting several bak accounts before it was over. Not much fun to read but gave him a good dose of pain.

Posted: Sat May 20, 2017 9:07 pm

bearkat419 wrote:

Not much fun to read but gave him a good dose of pain.

That statement applies to probably 95% of baits (or more).

Posted: Sat May 20, 2017 9:10 pm

I remember my first Bait fondly. It started as a dying widow scam that I turned into a sloppy church Bait. I had no idea what I was doing and screwed up at every turn but it was a great learning experience and hooked me on Baiting.

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 3:24 am

I think my first bait was a dying widow. My first site kill was, I think, some lawyer's fake site, whose URL was on a doc he sent. Either that or the Heritage Credit Union.

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 7:42 pm

See the third entry in my signature line below. That rant was from my first bait, it involved a lottery lad who came up empty for the third time at WU.