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419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Nov 2014 Posts: 312

Great start, I'll follow this one.

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:12 pm

More delays...

Quote:

Dear Rosemary.
How re you today and Bilo?
I and my family is worried again because you have not made the payment yesterday as you promised,please why do you not keep your promise?
Dr Churchill is not happy for all the delay because she want to conclude our transaction this week.
Anyway.try to go to the Bank today with Bilo or just send Bilo to the Bank to make the payment.
When the payment is made,scan and send me the payment slip from your Bank.
Please dont continue to delay our transaction
I wait your reply
Mr Simpson

Quote:

Deer mr simpsom sir:

Thaks you for the mail and how is you ad you fanilmy? Pleas do no worries for the paymans becos I will make oke for it. Yesteday after noon Bilo went for town to make paymans oke. Bilo telled me for come back to heir to day evenings. I will aks for him about the paymans as when he soon comes.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Quote:

Deer mr simpsom sir,

Rhanks you for you mails. Bilo went for the bank in the agter noon and comes back this evenings. Mr simpsom sir, I do no unnerstans but Bilo stil has the monies that I gave to him for sending to you. I has ask for Bilo what has happenings but I do no good unnerstans what is wrong. Bilo telled me some thinks of bad correction for sending the monies in the bank so Bilo came back from bank with all the monies still in his pockets. Can you pleas axplain clear for me what is happens for I do no unnerstans. What has I do for now to send you the monies as quack as posibel.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Quote:

Dear Rosemary.
Thanks for your email.
How are you today?
I think Bilo is not serious to transfer the money,so i advice you to collect the money from Bilo and tell Bilo to drive you in the car to the Bank,so that you can meet with your Bank account officer at your Bank to make the transfer for you.
When you meet your account officer in your Bank,tell him that you want to transfer the money to your Daughter through the financial consultant in USA,so you give him the bellow stated Bank account to make the transfer today.

<same account>

When the payment is transferred,you can tell your Bank account officer to help you scan the payment transfer slip and send it to my email address.I will send it to Dr Churchill immediately i receive it
I am waiting for it today.
Sincerely yours
Mr Simpson

Bilo not serious?? Huh?

Quote:

Deer mr simpsom sir:
Thanks you for themail. I do no unnerstans for this.Why you tell that Bilo is no serius for the paymans? Bilo maybe is not smartest man but he is manny good man and me best frend. If Bilo say ther was problem for paymans than I beleive him for this.
And why shoot I tell for mr Baracus that the paymans is for me dauther? Me dauther do no life in the US of A. And who is wxx bxx? Why do I no send the monies for madam chuchl? Yhis is all for bitty strange and confuse. Pleas axplain.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Quote:

Dear Rosemary
How are you today and Bilo
Thanks for your email to me.
I was really confuse why Bilo said there was a problem with the payment but he did not mentioning what the problem was,this simple reason why i said Bilo is not serious,but know him better than me and because you have now explained better that to me that Bilo is not the best man but at least he is a good man,i think,i believe you and i hope to meet him personally when i visit your house after our US$25.5Million arrive in your Belgium account.
The simple reason why i told you to tell your account officer that the Euro35,000.00 is for your daughter is that i dont want Mr Baracus to think that you are transferring money to the Terrorist people in USA, you should understand that after the Terrorist attack in Belgium last year,all money transfer from Belgium to USA is questioned by the Bank staff before the transfer is done,but if your account officer ask you reason for the transfer you can tell him that the money is for your Attorney in USA.
Note that Wxxx Bxx is an officially registered financial consultant company that receives international Bank wire transfer fees for Lawyers in Texas,U.S.A,so when you make the payment to the Bank account,it is their official duty to pay the money to Dr Churchill when it arrives in the account.
I hope you are now clear with my explanation,otherwise feel free to ask me if you have another question because i want us to conclude our transaction within the next couple of day.
So try to go to the Bank and make the payment tomorrow and send the transfer slip to me,so i will send it to Dr Churchill
Thank you
Mr Simpson

Terrorists!?

Quote:

Deer mr simpsom sir,

Thanks you the mail. Me ampologize for Bilo do no unnerstans why paymans was not made. Bilo do no unnerstans manny from monies but he is honest man. But mr simpsom sir, I am worries for sick now be cos I did no know this monies is for terrorists! Why you did no say this all in fist place! I do no wans to work with terrirosts. Yes that axplains why you don wans that mr Baracus do no may know that the monies that is for but I do no wans for helping this bad peoples. Why are you aksing me for this?? Sory but I can nohelps you for this.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Mrs Churchill tries to fix some misunderstandings...

Quote:

Suzan Churchill Law Firm
International financial Attorney and fiduciary service.
216N Elm ST,Denton Texas TX 7601,U.S.A.

To Rosemary Stanford

Sir,

RE,PAYMENT CLAIM VALUE US$25.5M ONLY.

I got a telephone call from Mr Simpson today and he told me that you are confused because you mistakenly think that the official needed fee is terrorist money,but is not so because it is simply document money for transfer of your funds value US$25.5M

The only document which the American government gave to me is the official proforma invoice i received from the US department of justice for the required fee, attached to this email is copy of it.

The American government has not given the funds transfer permit documents to me because the Euro35,000.00 fee for issuance of the documents has not been paid.

The documents are classified fund transfer authorization for your funds transfer to Belgium,so it is only when you make the payment transfer of the Euro35,000.00 to the provided American financial consultant Bank account that i will be officially given the documents,then i will send the scan copies to you by email and the original copies send to your house address and i will transfer your US$25.5Million to your nominated Belgium Bank account.

Therefore,you need to make the payment transfer to the provided American financial consultant Bank account to enable me proceed and finish your transaction.

Please find attached copy of my international passport and drivers license.
.
For further information,please email or call our office telephone
number 1940xxxxx..

Thanks for your co-operation.

Sincerely yours
Dr Suzan Churchill
President/principal partner
Suzan Churchill Law Firm

This lad makes things difficult for himself Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:28 pm

Also Mr. Simpson tries to explain...

Quote:

Dear Rosemary,
Thanks for your email to me.
I am not a terrorist and i dont deal with terrorist people because they are bad people,but i think you do not understand me because you think that i am dealing with terrorist people.We have our US$25.5M,so Dr Churchill simply needs the Euro35,000.00 to process the official documents of our funds transfer to your Bank account in Belgium,this absolutely has nothing to do with terrorist.It was a mistake for me when i told you to tell your Bank that you are sending the money to your Daughter on the USA,please accept my apology for that.
I am a gentleman of integrity and trustworthy character with a good family.
You should remember that Dr Churchill had explained in the email she sent you that the Euro35,000.00 is for funds transfer permit documents for our money transfer value US$25.5Million to your Belgium Bank account,so you must not be confused.
In my last email i told you that if your account officer Mr Baracus ask you reason for the transfer you can tell him that the money is for your Attorney in USA
I hope you now understand my explanation very well.I have explained to Dr Churchill about your misunderstanding me and she said she is not happy about this and she promised to send you email for your better understanding.
Thanks for your cooperation
I wait your response
Mr Simpson.

Rosemary doesn't want to talk with the hoodlum and replies to Mrs. Churchill...

Quote:

Deer madam churhil:

Thanks you for mails.I am manny confuse for this and worries for sick. I do no know what to thinnks for this all and once. Bilo sais that mr simsom sir may be is an terrorest and an hoodlump. Mr simsom has telled me that the monies was for the terrorist for the attacks her in Belgium. What is he thinksing? I do no go help him for make an other attack her in me contry! Are you aware that mr simsom is a terrorrist? Or you working for mr simsom?

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Quote:

Suzan Churchill Law Firm
International financial Attorney and fiduciary service.
216N Elm ST,Denton Texas TX 7601,U.S.A.

To Rosemary Stanford

Sir,

RE,PAYMENT CLAIM VALUE US$25.5M ONLY.

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email.

Mr Simpson is a gentleman and he is 100% a trust worthy man ,so he is not a terrorist or a hoodlum. Bilo is wrong and has made mistake to say that Mr Simpson is a terrorist or hoodlum.Mr Simpson is a professional gentleman man that works in the Bank,Mr Simpson called me yesterday over the telephone and was crying and said to me that him and his family is crying because you and Bilo mistakenly think that he is a Terrorist or hoodlum,be the trust is that he is a good man and trust worthy man of honesty and integrity.

You should remember that i am the Attorney here in USA that is working for the release and transfer of the US$25.5Million which Mr Simpson has in the Bank of America and he want me as the Lawyer to assist with my legal service for the transfer of the money to your Bank account in Belgium,so that he will share the money with you US$15Million for himself while you will take US$10.5Million for your self.

You must also remember that when the American government told me that they need Euro35,000.00 for payment of all the legal funds transfer permit documents which i need to send to your address in Belgium before i transfer the money to you,i sent you an email and explained to you that a sum of Euro35,000.00 is needed to be paid for the documents that will be approved and issued to you by the American government to justify that the US$25.5Million is a legal and genuine money,it is not terrorist money,it is not drug money but a legal money which belong to Mr Simpson which he want transfer to your Bank account in Belgium as an investment money,so Bilo is very wrong and has made mistake to think negatively of Mr Simpson.
.

If you are still interested and serious to help Mr Simpson to pay the Euro35,000.00,so that i will get the necessary documents from the merican government,send them to you and transfer the approved US$25.5Million to your Belgium Bank account,you need to make the payment transfer of the Euro35,000.00 to the American financial consultant Bank account which i provided to enable me proceed and finish your transaction.

Please find attached copy of my international passport and drivers license. and the official proforma invoice from the American government regards the Euro35,000.00 fee
.
For further information,please email or call our office telephone
number 1940xxxxxx

Thanks for your co-operation.

Quote:

Deer madam chirchum,

Thanks you for you mailing. I unnerstans what you tries for telling me but you all so needs for carefull with that mr simsom. Bilo and I things that the hoodlump is all so tries for dechieve you whit his taklings of the monies.
Mr simsom telled me whit this words that he is an terrerist: "pleas tell not for mr Baracus that the monies is for the terroris becos of the attaks and do no tell becos the monies is question for the bank" Bilo say, if the monies is oke than is no problem for question. Now I do no minds for sending monies like 35,000 becos is just little monies but is manny to manny if is for terrorostis attacs witch I do no wans to help for, do you unnerstans madam?

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Quote:

Suzan Churchill Law Firm
International financial Attorney and fiduciary service.
216N Elm ST,Denton Texas TX 7601,U.S.A.

To Rosemary Stanford

Sir,

RE,PAYMENT CLAIM VALUE US$25.5M ONLY.

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email.

Madam,i have explained to you properly in my previous email that it is the American government that require the Euro35,000.00 as official fee for issuance of the funds transfer permit documents for the transfer of the funds value US$25.5Millon which Mr Simpson has contracted my legal service as an Attorney to have the funds transferred to your Belgium Bank account,so the Euro35,000.00 is needed here in USA for payment of the documents for the transfer of the US$25.5Million from the Bank of America to your nominated Bank account in Belgium not for Terrorist.

Mr Simpson is not a Terrorist,i know him many years already,i am his Lawyer and have worked for him many years already.I think you should get some one that speak English properly to call me on my office number 1940xxxxxx,so that i can explain more to the person for your better understanding,

I really think that the simple reason why you dont understand my clear explanation is that you dont read or understand English language properly.
However,if you study the proforma invoice which i attached in my previous email to you,you will simply understand that the Euro 35,000.00 is for issuance of funds transfer permit documents by the American government for transfer of the US$25.5Million to your Belgium Bank acount

When you make payment of the Euro35,000.00 to the American Bank account which i provided for the purpose,i will receive the money from the financial consultant Mr Wxxx Bxx,then make payment to the American government and receive the required official documents,send the documents to your house address by Fedex courier service and transfer the US$25.5Million to your Belgium Bank account.

Conclusively,i guarantee you that the money is not for Terrorist but simply for the official legal documents which i need to get from the American government,so that i can transfer the US$25.5Million to your Belgium Bank account.

I advice you to feel free to send the money if you want this transaction to be successfully concluded.So let me know if you want me to email you the USA Bank account,so you can go to your Bank and send the money, so that i can continue and finish my legal service to you and Mr Simpson,then you,Bilo,Mr Simpson and his family will all be happy
.
For further information,please email or call our office telephone
number 1940xxxxxxx

Thanks for your co-operation.

More questions later Smile

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:30 pm

Quote:

Deer madam,

Thank fors you mails. I still do no unnerstans for this. Why is mr simsom sir tells me for he is a terrist and now you tells me for mr simsom is no terrorrst. I unnestans for notting any more and all so Bilo is complet confuse on this.
May be is all becos in deed becos of me bed einglish. If you wans I can send Bilo for mr baracus is manger of me bank. Bilo can axplain for mr Baracus what this is all abouts and may be he can make call for this to you if is ok for you.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Quote:

Suzan Churchill Law Firm
International financial Attorney and fiduciary service.
216N Elm ST,Denton Texas TX 7601,U.S.A.
To Rosemary Stanford

Sir,
RE,PAYMENT CLAIM VALUE US$25.5M ONLY.
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email.
I had called Mr Simpson and asked him if he ever told you that he is a terrorist,but he said he did not tell you that he is a terrorist,he said he was drunk of some beer on Saturday and mistakenly told you that you should tell your Bank manager that you are transferring the money to your daughter in America.
The next day which was on Sunday, you replied his email and asked him why he told you to tell your Bank that you are transferring the money to your Daughter,so he replied and told you that he does not want your Bank to think that you are transferring the money to the terrorist people,this is because if you do not give your Bank a good reason for transferring the money,the Bank manager might think that you are transferring the money to terrorist people and they will refuse to transfer the money for you.
Mr said he finally told you that you should tell Mr Baracus that the money is for your Attorney in America which is me.So he is honest to you,therefore you need to forgive his mistake and help him to make the payment if you want the transaction to be successfully concluded as you agreed with him.
Mr Simpson is not a Terrorist,i know him many years already,i am his Lawyer and have worked for him many years already.
I think i have explained all you need to know about the transaction,so if you are serious to send the money,try and send it to the American Bank account,so that i will get the necessary documents and transfer the US$25.5Million to your Belgium Bank account.So please stop delaying my legal service to you and Mr Simpson.

For further information,please email or call our office telephone
number 1940xxxxxxx
Thanks for your co-operation.
Sincerely yours
Dr Suzan Churchill
President/principal partner
Suzan Churchill Law Firm

Well, that explains a lot Smile

Quote:

Deer madam,
tHANLS YOU FOr you mail and you very fine axplanation. I think I has unnerstans now an I wil re pluy for mr simsom agains.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

So Rosemary sent an angry mail to Mr. Simpson...

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Deer mr simsom sir,

Tbajks you for you mails. I things you must send me you ampologizes for this time becos you has cause all this mis unnerstans of the terroris confusings. Madam chrustings has made cleer axplanation for what has happenings. You shoot be a shame for this! All confuse and trobbles becos you are drunk from bear. Mr simsom, I can no amprove this behave from some body lik you! Bear is for bidden from the Gods! I need you hand write oficial ampoligize. Pleas fil in the ampoligize form witch I sens for you with you hand in nice writtings. I can no works whit you in this way if this is no done for once and all good.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Next day...

Quote:

Dear Rosemary,
How are you and Bilo?
I have receive your email and the official apology form and i discussed with my wife and children and they said i was very careless because of the drunk of beer which caused confusion,misunderstanding and delay,so i should fill the apology form to settle the matter,so you can continue to work with me to successful conclude our transaction by next week.
I hope my hand writing and explanation on the apology form is readable and ok by you.
Thanks for your cooperation.
I wait your response.
Mr Simpson

That was easy

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:24 am

Quote:

I sincerely apologize for the drunkeness of beer that caused confusion to our business

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beers!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Wonderful! Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:00 pm

I was under the impression that ALL sections of any official form must be filled out. Just saying.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 6:13 pm

I didn't had much time last weekend so I went silent for a few days.
Mr. Simpson starts to worry a bit...

Quote:

Dear Rosemary.
How are you today?
I and my family is very surprise and worried that you have not replied the email and filed form which i sent to you in good faith since last week Thursday.
I spoke to Dr Churchill yesterday and she told me that she is not ok with all the delay because she should have completed her legal service and transferred our US$25.5Million to your Belgium Bank account.
Please let me know when you want to make the payment of the Euro35,000.00 ,so that i will confirm from Dr Churchill the correct financial consultant Bank account that you can send the money,but if you have change your mind against paying the money,please let me know,so that i will start again to go to another Bank to ask for a loan to send the money to Dr Churchill because i really do not want more delay to our transaction.
I wait your response
Mr Simpson

And then out of the blue, Oink #3 Very Happy

Quote:

Suzan Churchill Law Firm
International financial Attorney and fiduciary service.
216N Elm ST,Denton Texas TX 7601,U.S.A.

To Rosemary Stanford

Sir,

RE,PAYMENT CLAIM VALUE US$25.5M ONLY.

I wish to bring to your notice that your delay to make payment of the Euro35,000.00 official funds transfer permit documents fee has caused so much delay in my commitment to complete my legal service and transfer your funds value US$25.5Million to your designated Belgium Bank account.

Please take note that the former Bank account i gave you for the transfer is not valid any more Cool

,Therefore,you need to make the payment to the bellow stated Bank account and forward the slip by scan attachment to enable me complete your transaction.

Account name-xxxxxxx LLC.
Account no-xxxxxxxx4355.
Routing no-xxxxx808
Wire routing no-xxxxx9593.
Swift code-BOFAUS65
Address-222 Broadway,New York,NY 10038.
Bank name- Bank of America.

For further information,please email or call our office telephone
number 1940xxxxxxx

Thanks for your co-operation.

Sincerely yours
Dr Suzan Churchill
President/principal partner
Suzan Churchill Law Firm

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:29 am

Quote:

Please take note that the former Bank account i gave you for the transfer is not valid any more

Sweet music Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:13 pm

I still didn't reply to his mails and then...

Quote:

Dear Rosemary.

Good day dear, i want to no if you can go to Amsterdam with your driver and get the fund from the diplomatic agent?. I believe you going to amsterdam to claim your fun from the Agent will be more easy contacrt to make.

Thanks for your cooperation
I wait your response.
Mr Simpson

Well maybe there's a lad in Amsterdam who can come to Antwerp, very interesting! Very Happy

Let's find out...

Quote:

Deer mr simsom sir,

Thnaks you manny much for you mails and all so for the sending if the oficial ampologizes witch I rely ampreceate. Me rely ampologize from me to you becos of me late replons becos I has manny for problems the computer becos of ttrobbles with the sending for emails. Bilo take lookings in me computer but that was no good becos their was evening moor problems then. Bilo had for going to the nice sir fro the computerchop to re installings some programs and thinks but I do no know manny for this technics.

Mr/. simsom sir, I amconfuse now becos of you mailing from you to me now. What is this whit Amsterdam in holland? I dono unnerstans? Do you wans for Bilo and me comes for Amsterdam to give the monies for you agent? Pleas axplain.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 5:17 pm

Quote:

Please take note that the former Bank account i gave you for the transfer is not valid any more

Dafuq? Last week she told me:

Quote:

In furtherance to my inquiry to the government office regards the Okey is Okey Bank account which i already provided to you for the required payment,i was told that the Bank is still ok and valid for reception of fee and i think this is true because my clients had paid money to it different time.

However,for a my commitment to satisfy your request,so that i can conclude your already delayed transaction imminently,i received another bellow stated financial consultant Bank account for your wire transfer of the fee.

(same pig as above)

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:17 pm

Why not go to Amsterdam? Lots of webcams available, and there is always the chance that the parties miss each other, right?

http://hdtv.webcam.nl/elburg/vischmarkt/

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 11:48 am

^^ I'm not sure where to go with this. Since I'm not making any phone calls a wild goose chase maybe isn't an option.

Quote:

Dear Rosemary.

Your mail is well recieved and acknonlege. The United Nation Diplomatic logistic delivery agent Mr.Andy Fish has landed in Amsterdam with the Fund, so your are espected to drive to Amsterdam with your driver Bilo to meet the Agent and claime your fund. I have to inform you that any Fund that flew through Europe must be delivered in Amsterdam Holland.

Call Mr Andy Fish as soon as you get to Amsterdam and also get me updated when you arrived the Hotel Campanile,and make sure you are with the charges of Euro 35,000.00 and also bring your banking details in Belgium so that Mr Andy Fish will help you to deposit the Fund US$25.5M in your account in Belgium.

Be free with Mr Andy Fish and make him a friend cause he is a nice man and sincere person.

United Nation Diplomatic Agent Mr.Andy Fish
Tel: +31 6 xxxxxxx
E-mail: andyxxxxxx@xxxxxx

Call Hotel campanile to make your reservation, tel+312xxxxxxxx Address: xxxxxxxx31108 Ax Amsterdam Holland.

I will look forward to hear from you as soon as possible.
Thanks for your cooperation
I wait your response.
Mr Simpson

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Deer mr ssimsom sir,

Thanks you manny much for you amil and all your affords for making this arange for me. I things that is posible for Bilo and me for going to Amsterdam. I will ask for Bilo if he can find Amsterdam whit car. Is not so manny far and I things is no need for hotel becos Bilo can all so drive bak for home on same day. Is mr fich all redy in Amsterdam?
Mr. simsom, can you pleas ask for mr fich to make photo from himself holding with sing wiht his name on. Pleas ask for mr fich to tak photo on place were we will meetings. Becos me eye is no so good Bilo needs for findings mr fich wen we arive for Amsterdam.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Quote:

Dear Rosemary.

Thanks for your email response to me well received and noted to me. However, here is the address of the hotel you will go to meet with Agent Mr Andy Fish. Below is the address. Hotel campanile to make your reservation, tel+312xxxxx Address: xxxxxxx 31108 Ax Amsterdam Holland. Yes Mr Andy Fish is now in Amsterdam now waiting to see you.

Euro 35,000.00, this above is the money you will give Mr Andy Fish, to get the briefcase box clear out from Airport as soon as you arrived. Again, when you get to Amsterdam you will book a hotel where you and Bilo will stay after dealing with Mr Andy Fish. Here is the Code (1000xxx) you will use to talk to Mr Andy Fish. I will look forward to hear from you as soon as possible.

Be free with Mr Andy Fish and make him a friend cause he is a nice man and sincere person.

And here is Mr. Fish...

Quote:

Dear Rosemary Stanford,

This is to inform you that we have arrived here in Amsterdam-Holland with your cargo safely yesterday being 4th of May 2017.

You are therefore advised to come to Amsterdam-Holland to enable you claim and pick up your cargo.

You are also required to come along with the sum of €38,500.00 cash, to enable me to clear your cargo from the Holland airport custom.

Please update me with your time and date of arrival to enable me process the clearing of your cargo before your arrival.
Best regards,
Mr. Andy Fish.
Tel: +31xxxxxxxx.

He raised the bet which add to his investment in the bait Razz

Quote:

Deer mr fich,

Thanks you for the mails. I an a bit confuse now becos of the monies for paymants. Mr. simsom says for me for paymant of 35000 and noow you says for paymants from 385000. WHy this is now big monies and not like be fore?
I things for coming to Amsterdam is no problems becos I can comes with me gardner Bilo becos I can no drive for car.
Bilo helps me whit this but can you pleas send for me you photo mr fich? I do no wans that Bilo gives the moneis to wrong man. Bilo is a manny good man but he is not the smartest you must unnerstans. Thaks you for the much.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Quote:

Dear Rosemary,

Thanks for your urgent reply and your contents were carefully noted accordingly.

Yes, the clearing charge is €35,000.00 and the security and delivery charge is €3,500.00 so the total is €38,500.00.

My duty of coming here is to help you received and get your cargo/fund. Everything is very okay.

My security code is ===1000xxx

Please check into your hotel room and call me with your your hotel room number and I will come to meet you immediately. And please do have the €38,500.00 cash and put it in an envelope.

please send me your time of arrival.
Best regards,
Andy,

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Deer mr fich,

Thanks you for the mial. I things you is may be all so confuse becos I things you has no unnerstans.
Ansterdam is not so manny far that Bilo and I mus stay in hotel. We can comes to amsterdam and then go back for home after the paymans. Pleas send me you foto so we can find you when we are in amsterdam. I rely do no wans for miss unnerstands.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Quote:

Dear Rosemary,

I'm a diplomat and if you just arrived and send me your room number I must surely come to see you to enable conclude your transaction. We are not permitted as a diplomat with peoples fund in our position to send our photos out. I have given you my security code to identify me. Code: 1000xxx
Please let me know your time of arrival.
Best regards,
Andy.

Rosemary isn't happy with the whole situation and complains to Mr. Simpson

Quote:

Deer mr simsom sir,

Thanks you for all you mails and efforts and how is you falmily doing? I has have contacs whit mr fich but I am no pleas whit mr fich attatude. Mr. fich all ways tels me for booking a hotel for amsterdam but I do no wans for booking hotel. Bilo and I can drive for Amsterdam an than comes back for home. I do no books any hotel for this. This is redecoulous. I things mr fich has tick head and do no unnerstans what I wans to sey for him.
Now he refuus for sending his photo so how do mr fich things I will reconize him for amsterdan? If mr fuch rifuus for working whit me thogeter then mr fich can make the paymans for himself. Thats what Bilo and I says.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 12:15 pm

- Tell Mr. Fish to hold a card with your name in his hands. ... like the drivers who take the people from the airport.
- Find a good position, anywhere in the city, where to be a webcam.
- Tell him you do no longer need his picture, if you meet him directly there and if he's waiting for you with your name on the cardboard. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 12:34 pm

^^I thought about that but I can't find a camera with a clear view. I would like to get mr. Fish to Antwerp or Brussels too Smile

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 1:53 pm

He could have a nice time on the beach in De Haan. It's not too far away from Bruxelles Cool

https://www.webcamgalore.de/webcams/de-haan.html

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 11:39 pm

Meanwhile I've just been sitting back and letting Suzan do her thing:

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The silence or delay on your part to fulfill your financial obligation to enable me conclude your transaction is overwhelming and thwarts my legal service in regards

Therefore,i am impelled to ask if you are dead,alive,in hospital or in prison.

Please i need your response to determine my further commitment to your service.

Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 4:32 am

Hah! I need to catch up on your bait. Coincidentally, I'm baiting this lad as well. I managed to turn his recovery fund format into a full fledged romance bait where he's eagerly expecting my old rich maga to ship him a $24,000 gold Rolex. It'll be interesting to see if I can get him to chase his package around using the GPS company Laughing

Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 4:41 am

Mountain Goat wrote:

He could have a nice time on the beach in De Haan.

De Haan beach looks like something out of a Pink Floyd album cover. Wink

Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 5:02 pm

Let's play "who can do less work to get a piggy from Suzan" Wink

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This is to confirm the receipt of your email,
We thank God almighty for your good health recovery and we wish you and your family the quickest health recovery.
However,i have contacted the government office and they directed that you should use the bellow stated financial consultant Bank account for the wire transfer today.

(B B & T) BANK BRANCH AND TRUST BANK.
NAME OF ACCOUNT- xxxxx LLC.
ACCOUNT NO-xxxxx218.
ROUTING NO- xxxxx415
ADDRESS- BB&T xxxxx GEORGIA xxxxx.

When you make the wire transfer,please forward the fund transfer confirmation slip to enable me conclude your transaction which has already been delayed for too long.

Keep bellowing those bank accounts, Suzan Smile

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 12:09 pm

A few updates. I didn't have much time to bait last week so Rosemary told mr Simpsom that she had a lot of computer problems. Mr. Fish is still waiting in Amsterdam to meet Rosemary at the hotel lobby...

Last week...

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Dear Rosemary.
Here is the picture of the Mr Andy Fish, but the Mr Andy Fish isn't aware of me sending his picture to you, pls don't disclose this pictures to you, isn't done anywhere. Pls i send this picture to you don't even show the Mr Andy Fish the picture for security reasons. I did this because of our close relationship that's reason why i attached this picture to you. Here is the Code (1000659) you will use to talk to Mr Andy Fish.
Be free with Mr Andy Fish and make him a friend cause he is a nice man and sincere person. I will expect your urgent response as soon as possible

United Nation Diplomatic Agent Mr.Andy Fish
Tel: +31 6 30611533
E-mail: [email protected]

Here's Mr. Fish

Then I went quiet for a week.

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Deer mr.simsom sir,

Thanks you fo the mialls. Me ampoligize for you again
for late replt. I stills has manny promblems for me coputer
but now i can back take axes for me mailbox. I all so things
that Bilo an me comes for AMSterdam for next fryday butt
Bilo is a bitty worries for the long drife and findings the
right place. I will contacs mr fich for the meetings.

Best regrets,

Rosemary

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Dear Rosemary.

All you have requested has been given to you and I really could not understand this your delay system of yours. If you cannot travel to Amsterdam then you are advised to ask Mr Fish to forward an account for such payment to you. Remember you told me that Amsterdam is not far from your side initially. Please be serious and get back to me now.

I will look forward to hear from you as soon as possible.
Thanks for your cooperation
I wait your response.
Mr Simpson

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Deer mr simsom sir,

Tbaks you for you mail. I do no unnerstans what you
means whit delay sistem? I am arangeing for the travells to
amsterdams. Bilo is many nervous about the travells becos he
never drife so far. It is not so far but it is 300km.We cna
do the travells in on day. Bilo never drifes in the city
onely on the contry site. Be no worries mr simsom becos we
will travells for amsterdam I things on fryday. I will make
arange for mr fich to morrows.

Best regrets,

Rosemary

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Dear Rosemary.

Thanks for your mail.
Please contact Mr Fish and let him know that you are coming tomorrow,And please let me know as soon as you leave your house to Amsterdam and update me immediately you reach the hotel. I will call the hotel telephone number to speak with your driver.

I will look forward to hear from you as soon as possible.
Thanks for your cooperation
I wait your response.
Mr Simpson

Rosemary to Mr. Fish

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Deer mr fich,

Thans you for the pmail. Bilo and me are travells to Amsterdan to morrow. We things that we ar at the hoter at 13 hours. Pleas meet for us their at thattime.

Best regrets,
Rosemary

Now Bilo isn't going to find the hotel and the plan is to set up the meeting at another place at the last moment. I'm not very confident this plan will succeed but I hope to see the lad appear here, in front of the shop in the middle at 14 hours (UCT+2) Smile

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 1:37 pm

I can not wait until then! Laughing

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 2:11 pm

Rosemary's English is just adorable Laughing

What can go wrong as long as Bilo will be with her? I am crossing my fingers for you, I'd love to see him wander around there and wait for Miss Rosemary

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 4:39 pm

This is what the despicable Mr. Simpson and Mr. Fish are up to with an 89 year old lady and her retarded gardner...

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Dear Rosemary.

You are advised to make Mr Fish a friend and call Mr Fish when you reached the hotel. I hope you have Mr Fish telephone number. Call Mr Fish or write mail to him once you arrived at the hotel so that he will come and see you immediately. Give Mr Fish the 38,500.00€ and wait for him for 50 minutes to go and clear fund US$25.5M and bring it to you at the hotel and send me mail the moment you received the fund from Mr Fish.

Mr.Andy Fish
Tel: +31 6 xxxxxxxx
E-mail: [email protected]

Thanks for your cooperation
I wait your response.
Mr. Solomon Simpson

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 11:08 am

We're off to go Smile

Rosemary missed the appointment in the hotel at 13h. She found a frendly person to send an sms to Mr. Fish

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Mr fich
We ar in amsterdan but we has promblem becos bilo forget addres for hotel
Pleas meet us at Koningsplein corner Heilige weg and Singel at 14 hours
Rosemary

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mr fich
their is shop whit on the window says
DO YOU amsterdan. Pleas wait for us their at 14h pleas in front of window.
we go drink coffee now
Rosemary

I found a very nice tool for this: http://www.afreesms.com/freesms/
Funny detail, the lad can't reply to the sms.

Let's see if he shows up. Very Happy