A new love? Fake diplomat on mountain safari pg. 11

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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:10 pm

Another Peas Keeper. I already feel it coming. I hope he will stay with me because I just love to be silly with them. He is from New York City in Ghana, so most likely he will not tell me any lies.

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Douglas:

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Hello my dear nice meeting you

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Hello, nice to meat you, too. How are you?
Nancy

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My dear am General Douglas Fraser am from united state of American but am in Afghanistan for a peace keeping mission now, my dear where are you from and what are you doing for aliving over there Am single here now am here searching for an honest woman that am going to spend the rest days of my life with My dear i want you to give me your yahoo email so that i can add you to yahoo messenger or give me your Gmail so that i can add you to Google Hangout and chat you there for security reasons okay

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Hello Douglas, nice to meat you again. My name is IncontiNancy, and I am from Germany. My late father is from Italy and my mother is unknown. You are on a peas keeping mission? Oh wow....that is so amazing! I think the world needs men like you who keep the peas! Just imagine what the world would be like if noone did it! Unfortunately I do not have yahoo or gmail, I have a freenet email because it is free. What is a hangout? I don't chat. Chatting is a bad habit, and it is for lovestruck teenagers only. I am neither lovestruck nor a teenager. I am from Italy, I live in Milano, and you have also asked about my job. I do not work, my husband has divorced me a few years ago and he was very generous with me so I could keep the villa and the race horses, that is just the way the Corleone guys handle separations but it was fine with me. I like horses, do you like horses, too? My email address is [email protected]

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:33 pm

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am from united state of American

Pretty bad, but what else would you expect from a native of New York City, Ghana? Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:51 am

I didn't know New York City was in Ghana Mr. Green

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

"IncontiNancy" - hahahaha

What a lucky lady she is to find a gentleman so powerful he can rearrange geography. I am so impressed.

I suspect this could be another viable victim for your errant nonsense, MG. Looking forward to the entertainment. Razz

Good luck!

ETA

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:32 pm

^^^ I hope so. His spelling is a mess. And worst of all: he has a kid. No way this is going to work out with Nancy.
His email address is [email protected]

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Hello my dear am General Douglas Fraser am 64 years old i lost my lovely three years ago but i have a son is name is Jerry, Jerry is 13 years old now, Jerry is schooling in a boarding school over there in USA , my dear am single here and am here searching for an honest woman that am going to spend the rest days of my life with , my dear are you married or single over there, how old are you now and what are you doing for aliving over there

Am waiting to hear from you soon

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Good evening Douglas,

thank you for your message. I was shocked to hear that you have lost your lovely three, I did not know that Americans are allowed to have so many wives. And all three of them died at the same time? A threesome death? Was it a road accident? Oh my....that is terrific indeed! Absolutely terrific! But, on the other hand.....if it hadn't happened, we would not have meated each other, so every thing has its ups and downs, right? You are looking for a woman to spend the rest of your life with? Well, you are 64 now, so the "rest of your life" sounds like a reasonable period of time to me. I have already told you that I live in Italy now, and I don't have to work because my late husband left me well provided. I am not married, I am a wealthy widow and I enjoy my life. I have no children. I do not like children at all, so there is something serious we will have to discuss sooner or later. Am waiting to hear back from you soonest!

Buona notte
Nancy

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:37 pm

"... I was shocked to hear that you have lost your lovely three, I did not know that Americans are allowed to have so many wives. And all three of them died at the same time? A threesome death? Was it a road accident? Oh my....that is terrific indeed!..."

Muhahaha! Threesome?
I think "your" Colonel is very confusing now. Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:28 pm

^^^^ Please note that he is not only a Colonel, but a General. A peas keeping General. Nothing will confuse him that easily Cool

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ LOL

I wonder what kind of peas he keeps? Split peas? Dried peas? Black-eyed peas? Sweet peas? Garden peas? Or, some other variety altogether? Yes, we have to hope the General of Peas doesn't get confused easily. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:44 am

I like green peas with rice.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:52 am

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Well, you are 64 now, so the "rest of your life" sounds like a reasonable period of time to me.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 6:24 am

You should find out exactly where the peas keeper has bean.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:33 pm

Enquiring minds also want to know where the good general keeps his peas.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jun 2013 Posts: 33

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.....if it hadn't happened, we would not have meated each other, so every thing has its ups and downs, right?

"meated" by a "peas keeper". Instant Classic!

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:40 pm

It is amazing. He is still with me, in spite of all the nonsense, so I guess he might be ready for some more. He has written 2 wonderful love letters. What a bright future ahead now for Nancy Smile

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Honey now we both are single here now i think we both should move on in life as life partner am an honest man and i mean it when i tell you am deeply inlove with you all i need from you is true love so that we both can move on in life as lovely husband and wife

Honey I’ve been meaning to write this letter for awhile, I’ve never had a hard time saying what I feel but that seems to have changed ever since I met you. Even now, I’m finding it difficult to write down everything you have given me. How can I begin to write down the love I have known? So let me describe the gift you have given me, because mere words aren’t enough.

I know that in every age, in every place, love is certain to be there, so there’s no reason to tremble because life on earth is but one brief moment, a moment truly worth living for. I have found that out by being with you. Having you in my life has brought me more happiness than a lifetime could bring. You've touched my life so deeply in your own way that you’ve helped me laugh and become my own self. I feel like I've searched my whole life and I have finally found the one meant for me and even though our time together was short, it will not be forgotten but remembered forever and ever.

Thanks to you I have conquered the world’s greatest challenge-Love and I will always be grateful for this extraordinary gift only we shared. In heart, and through the bind of love, you will always be my family, for my love was bound to you. Meeting you has made me realize how precious and fragile love can be. I would give up everything for one moment with you; for one moment is better than a life time of never knowing you. I can’t begin to imagine life without your touch and warm embrace but I know that some day the miles between us won't matter because one day I'll meet you again. Until then I want you to know that what lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Honey i want you listen to me very well i dont tell you that i have lost three of my wives i told you that i lost my lovely wife three years ago okay

Honey you said that there is something serious that we both have to discuss so i want you to tell me here now okay

Honey i attach some of my photos here for you to see me well over there okay
Douglas

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Honey You are the very air that I breathe, the very love that I need, my heart, my soul, my everything. The sweetest of my memories come when I think of you. I remember the very first day that I saw you, I could not believe I was looking at a human being. I pinched myself the hardest one could ever do so as to wake myself up from the drunken stupor I was in. For a moment I believed I was in heaven; I even danced to the music the angels were singing. Upon opening my eyes I realized I was not in heaven but that an angel had come down to earth, just for me.

Honey the music of your voice surpasses that of the greatest orchestra belting out its very best composition. Your skin is softer than the finest satin and glows radiantly illuminating like the sun, setting over a serene pool of crystal clear water. Your eyes dance like mermaids in the sunshine, promulgating the exotic beauty from within your innermost being. Words alone limit me to explaining exactly how I feel about you.

Honey i can say you are the sole comforter to me, the only one who ever took the pain to understand me. You dry every tear that falls down my cheeks. Loving you is the best thing that ever happened to me and I will forever cherish the moments we have spent together.

Honey every night I dream of heaven, and I'd gotten used to the idea that they are looking for an angel, one that went missing the day you stepped into my life, the day all my sorrows were washed away and I took a step into the impossible, crossing the margin from natural to supernatural. You are my angel and forever you will be. The one whose memories I will treasure forever till the day I turn into an angel like you.

Honey i will sending you email two time per day make sure you respond back to my email everyday okay

Honey am waiting to hear from you soon
Douglas

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Hello my sweet Babybear,

aawwww, thank you so much for your lovely and sweat love letter, and I beg your pardon for my misunderstanding of your letal threesome, now I understand that you didn't have 3 wives but you lost your wifes 3 years ago. Sometimes I do have problems understanding what is written when the text is long and complicated because I had to undergo a very compilated brain surgery a few years ago and they took out a part so that is my problem. Some words just seem to look all the same to me but in realtory they are not the same and mean something complicatedly indifferent that makes my life hard and many men have backed their turns on me since then which makes me very sad because I am a loving and careless person with a cheerful and positive amplitude. At least most of the time. Darling, why did you pinch yourself? Did you do that because you wanted to make sure that you were not dreaming? I am so happy we have met, Douglas!
I am very tired now, I will need some slip and I need to take some panekillers.
I like you a lot and I am very very happy that our paths have crucified. Before I met you I had no reason to look forward to the future. Now there is something I can look forward to. I am happy. Thank you, Douglas, and thank you also for the beautiful pictures.

Yours, Nancy

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 10:15 pm

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all i need from you is true love

Yeah, that won't come back to haunt him...

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:18 pm

Bwahahaha.......seems like someone is getting confused with his scripts. I found this in my inbox today:

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Von: "Gendouglas Fraser" [[email protected]]
Gesendet: Mo. 24.04.2017 14:42
An: "nancyinconti

Betreff: Re: Re: FROM GENERAL DOUGLAS FRASER TO YOU

Honey I love you so very much sweetheart. You are the love of my life. I have a hard time explaining how I feel. I have never felt anything like this before. You are always there for me no matter what. I do not know what I would've done this week without your love and support. You are the most loving, caring, compassionate and absolutely most awesome guy that I have ever met. Antonio holds a special place in my heart, but you have gone way above and beyond him.

I never thought that was possible. I want to marry you now, I want to be your wife. I want a baby with you; that is the most awesome experience, nothing compares to that. You are a wonderful father to our kids, but you deserve more. Thank you for always being there, for the flowers - they are beautiful, for your kind words, hugs, kisses, and the unconditional love. You are a dream come true and I want to spend the rest of my life with you as your wife, lover, and best friend. I have never in my life been so very happy. I feel much loved, beautiful and very happy.

I'm so very proud of you. You are a very strong person. It is really cool that we are strong for each other in different ways. We totally understand each other and feel for each other. When you hurt, I hurt. When you are happy, I'm happy. I just love you so much sweetheart and I never want to lose you. I give you my heart, my love and my life for now and forever. I love you

Honey i want you to send me your photos so that i can see your photos

Honey you told me that you have something important you want to discuss with me tell me now ,

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Hello my swat Douglas peas keeping darling honey baby bear,

another aaawwwww again, so you really want to be my wife? That is something newly new to me but I don't mind at all. I have told you about my brain surgery damage and you didn't say anything so I can take it that you don't mind? Oh, that makes me ever so happy! You really want marriage? Really? I never had a wife but I guess I can get used to the thought of it. Will you do the dishes for the rest of our lifes then? I can cook. I really can. Do you like Sauerkraut and Mett-Igel? I think I will need another slip nap now, and I have a headache. I will take my pillows now. I love you.

Nancy

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:48 pm

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 4:39 pm

Wow! The good General swings both ways!! Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:48 pm

He is transgender?

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:46 pm

I thought it was over after my last message. But it seems I can get away with almost everything these days. He still loves me. Oh how lucky I am Laughing

Here he goes again:

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-----Ursprüngliche Nachricht-----
Von: "Gendouglas Fraser" [[email protected]]
Gesendet: Mi. 26.04.2017 14:57
An: "nancyinconti
Betreff: Re: Re: FROM GENERAL DOUGLAS FRASER TO YOU

Honey It has been a long time since we met. I can't believe how long I've been loving you and how long I've contained my love.

The look of your eyes and that smile that you gave me melted my heart away. Those smooth cheeks you have, oh, I wished I could've given you a kiss right away. As soon as I see your face, my knees go weak, my heart throbs hoping to feel you around me. Your body is perfection and to me it does not matter.

I loved the way you looked at me the other day. I couldn't talk, my mouth felt numb and I stuttered. I wished I had the courage to do so 'cause you're the most beautiful angel I have ever seen. Maybe God closed my eyes to other girls and you attracted my attention. I have been waiting for you for 3 years now, I hope I'll be able to talk to you soon. I just don't have the courage.

Thanks for the smile you gave me. I really felt so lightened inside that I melted. I could say nothing but to just stare at your natural beauty. I wish we could go out together one day and we could have our nights by the bay and that I could pour out my feelings to you. Thank you, you awaken me, deep inside. Even if you don't love me, I'll always wait for you and no matter what, you are in my heart... no matter what happens. I hope I'll be able to hold you in my arms and tell you that I love you. That's all I need from you. I love you and that's a promise.

Honey you told me in this first email that you send to me , there is something serious we will have to discuss sooner or later., i want you to discuss it with me now okay

Honey i really dont know why you delay for replying my mail , am very confuse here now you know how much i love and care about you okay

Honey i told you before that i will be sending you email two times a day so you have to make sure you always check your mail box two times a day okay

Honey am waiting to hear from you soon

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Hello Douglas my little daredevil,

I am so sorry for my delight, I didn't mean to keep you waiting so long for my message but my health is not the best and I do have days when I feel some of my turns coming up and whenever that happens I am just not in the mood to write. I am very glad that you acknowledge the perfection of by body and the smoothness of my cheetas, I am trying hard to take good care of myself and that is why I use the most expensive body lotions only. My knees are weak, too, but that is more due to rheumatism than to excitement.....whatever, they are weak, and that is all that counts. Yes, and there is something serious to discuss, I am glad that you remained me because I might have forgotten, you told me that you have a child?Or was it a dog? I do not remember clearly, sometimes I am having problems with the acethylcholine transmission between my presynaptic gaps, that is a neurological issue, my doctor told me all about it but I don't want to boredom you with any of that, so is is a male or a female dog or child? I am looking forward to receiving your next email, my strong and brave peas keeper! I have never felt so much compassion and repulsion for any other man in my life!
I love you
Nancy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Apr 2017 Posts: 81

He writes about having met you, but he hasn't, sloppy script writing but hopefully anyone reading that rubbish would twig that it was nonsense.

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:00 am

I am looking forward to receiving his money shot. It will be interesting to see what he will come up with. He has sent the same message again and added some information about his kick-away-kid. I remembered this funny love letter generator and used it for my reply:http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/generate-love-letter.php

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Von: "Gendouglas Fraser" [[email protected]]
Gesendet: Fr. 28.04.2017 18:08
An: "nancyinconti"

Honey It has been a long time since we met. I can't believe how long I've been loving you and how long I've contained my love. The look of your eyes and that smile that you gave me melted my heart away. Those smooth cheeks you have, oh, I wished I could've given you a kiss right away. As soon as I see your face, my knees go weak, my heart throbs hoping to feel you around me. Your body is perfection and to me it does not matter. I loved the way you looked at me the other day. I couldn't talk, my mouth felt numb and I stuttered. I wished I had the courage to do so 'cause you're the most beautiful angel I have ever seen. Maybe God closed my eyes to other girls and you attracted my attention. I have been waiting for you for 3 years now, I hope I'll be able to talk to you soon. I just don't have the courage. Thanks for the smile you gave me. I really felt so lightened inside that I melted. I could say nothing but to just stare at your natural beauty. I wish we could go out together one day and we could have our nights by the bay and that I could pour out my feelings to you. Thank you, you awaken me, deep inside. Even if you don't love me, I'll always wait for you and no matter what, you are in my heart... no matter what happens. I hope I'll be able to hold you in my arms and tell you that I love you. That's all I need from you. I love you and that's a promise.
Honey i told you i have a son not a Dog , the name of my son is Jerry, Jerry is 13 Years old now Jerry is schooling in a boarding school in USA now

Honey am very sorry for your health am praying for you here my God will protect you and guild you for me until i will join you over there in your country, honey please i really love you with all my heart and i dont want you to disappoint me okay, honey if you broke my heart i will kill my self because i cant live on earth with you okay

Honey i want you to tell me what you are doing for aliving over there did you own a company or you are a business woman over there

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My dearest Douglas,

upon this canvas I shall spill my soul's inner-most desires for you, and upon my chest I carve your name with the dagger of carnal desire, so the world may know that only you lie within my heart. With sensual velvet kisses, with flames of passion, with lustful burning eyes I bathe this canvas in my love-soaked thoughts for you, and only you. What person in their sane mind could resist your fabulous grey eyes which are more beautiful and radiant then the colour of elephants or mice. I don't know if I've ever told you this but your beautiful white hair reminds me of sparkling Colgate toothpaste. Of course its not REAL toothpaste, otherwise it would be so easy to just dip the brush in your hair and clean those lovely pearly white teeth of yours. Walking along the beach, hand in hand with you, will always be one of my favourite dreams with you. I will love to watch you get ice-cream all over your hands and to watch you squirm and scream when I will drop ice-cream down your pants is even funnier! Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....well OK, I guess I also love my car which I've just recently done up! It now makes more noise then a jet engine, is more blockier then an old Mario game, and has such low skirting that the whole thing will break apart if I drive over a bottle top, but thats not important right now! (But if you ever see me drooling over it, then it is important, unless you get mad because I am not giving you any attention). I really must tell you though, I absolutely adore your gorgeous bum! I think if God created something truly amazing, then its definitely gotta be your bum! I know some people say the same thing about horses and giraffes, but I think your bum exceeds anything else! Anyhow my love, I must bring this letter to an end now. But I must tell you something. I've always wondered what you would look like in black underwear. I really think you would be the hottest thing on this planet in black underwear and you could easily overthrow any model out there! If you wear those for me, I promise to worship you and treat you like royalty (Just so long as you don't make me clean your toenails with a toothbrush! I draw the line there). You are always in my thoughts my dear lover, with every fiery red flame of passion within my burning soul which is dark and empty without your gentle caressing touch! And yes.......I remember now that you have told me about the kid. It is a male kid. That is bad. I am allergic to male teenagers, they start to smell bad when they reach a certain age and they spend all their pocket money for prone and they lock themselves up in the bathroom for hours then. Horney, I really do not want a kid. Can you get rid of him and can we have a dog instead? Just me and you and a dog named Boo? I like dogs. Chinese like dogs, too. They like dogs so much that they even eat them. I don't. I love you, Douglas, and I can't wait to be with you for good!
I remain a humble slave in your lustful thoughts,

Nancy
xxx @}-->---

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Hahahaha - hilarious! I guess the money shot will come real soon now he knows you would like to clean your teeth with his sparkly Colgate hair and get rid of his kid.

Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:32 pm

I can't wait to see his respond to the idea of getting rid of his son in favor of a dog. Razz

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 1:31 pm

He kind of went around it, but that will not be enough. At least he remembers now that I am a wealthy divorcee. Not that it would of any importance. I guess he asked just so.......small talk Laughing

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-----Ursprüngliche Nachricht-----
Von: "Gendouglas Fraser" [[email protected]]
Gesendet: Mo. 01.05.2017 14:58
An: "nancyinconti
Betreff: Re: Re: Re: Re: FROM GENERAL DOUGLAS FRASER TO YOU

Honey Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would meet a woman that could captivate and win my heart at "Hello". Every moment from when I wake up till deep in the night, there is no place on earth I would rather be than holding and kissing you tenderly.
Honey You are a special woman with unique and intriguing qualities that drive my desire for you far beyond any imagination. Never in my life until the day I met you have I wanted to bring a child into this world, share everything, offer all my love unconditionally, and grow old with someone to one day reminisce of the years we shared together. Just the thought of offering my total heart and spending my life cherishing every moment with you, brings these incredible emotions to me I have never experienced before.
Honey the worse day of my life was letting you slip out of my life three years ago because the timing just was not right for either of us, but second chances do not come too often in life. I will not go on another day without giving us a true chance at a life with love and happiness I know we could embrace together.
Honey my son Jerry is a very good and intelligent boy i love Jerry so much and am very happy to have Jerry as a kid okay
Honey i love dogs too i have two dogs in my house in American and they are big a called then popo
Honey tell me what you are doing for aliving over there i remember that you inform me that you are a rich woman so tell me did you have a company over there in Italy or you are a business woman over there in Italy
Honey i attach some of my photos here for you i want you to send me your photos too so that i can see your beautiful faces too okay
Honey am waiting to hear from you soon

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Hello Douglas,

you want to bring a child into this world? But you already have a child, and that is exactly one to many! I don't want children, and I don't want to be pregnant. Ever. What a disgusting thought. It makes me just sick. Yes, you are right, I am a special worman. I have told you in my first mail that I don't work. I am divorced and my ex husband was very generous. I enjoy my life in Italy when my health allows it. Today I do not feel good at all. I have a headache. Where are you now, when will we be able to meat each other? Darling, thank you for giving up on your kid Jerry, he will surely understand if he as smart as you say. So if your dogs are really as big as popo, I want a big dog, too. I want a Dobermann. A black one. I like black, black is my favourite colour, and all the many various different shades of black, too. Some of my friends say that black is not a colour, they say black is just the absence of light. But black is a colour, isn't it? I will have a snack now, I have prepared a juicy Mett-Igel. You have my profile picture that should be enough for now I don't send out my pictures I am a very private part but I can send you a picture of my Mett-Igel.

I love you Nancy

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