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**Spammer** Joined: 19 Apr 2017 Posts: 1

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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:44 pm

Fool for life.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

OOOOoooooo

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:21 pm

Is there something nasty in the gorram water over there?

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:10 pm

I'm certain he can help me with a little "project" I'm working on.

Hehehe

Edit: That didn't take very long.

"Hello, we can assist you in cash to support your project and that will depend on the currency you want and if you are ready to make payments for your order, give me the currency you want and you should know that we charge 20% of what you order and to let you know that shipping will be from our pockets."

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:11 pm

My reply: "Excellent, thank you for responding. I understand your terms.

I do want to ensure, however, that you are a legitimate business man and not a member of law enforcement, which is why I need some assurances before I tell you of my project.

I also want assurances that you won't just steal my money and disappear. Can you offer such assurances so that we may proceed?"

I post this only because I've never abused a fake money lad before and wonder if they're pretty much the same as the rest or if there's an angle here that I need to be aware of so I don't mess it up. There's going to be a LOT of money needed.

Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:09 pm

Snicker...

Methinks he's been baited recently and it's pissing him off.

Lad: Ma'am, please before we proceed I'll like to know which of the forums you saw our ads,this just to know if you are also legitimate and or playing around with us.

Me: I didn't get it from a forum, it was passed to me by an associate whom I trust. And what do you mean by "playing around with you"?

Lad: What I meant was that we've been getting emails from people who are not serious and so doing distracting us from our customers around the world, especially people from Nigeria who send emails just to joke around.

Me: You mean those assholes who keep sending crap about how there's millions of dollars in Africa and I can have it if I send them some money?

The leeches of the internet.

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:40 pm

I know what you mean

Quote:

Hahaha, u go see stars, u think I don't know u guys,oboy man must hustle

Quote:

And don't dirty my inbox again please

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:42 pm

Very nice!

Looks like I've hooked him. It's all about the big money.

"Ok, what you need do is to send me your contact information, your home address or office address, state, city, zip code as this will help us during shipping. I must say you order is the highest we've received and you were right to say you need it during the next few weeks because it's really gonna be difficult for us to assemble all necessary requirements to produce that amount, but rest assured we will live up to expectations."

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:04 pm

Interesting, the scam is based in Cameroon. That's a first for me.

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:27 pm

Cameroon is the non delivery scam capitol of the world. Fake ID's, counterfeit money, fake puppy sites, etc mostly originate from there. Interestingly enough, one of their biggest scams is selling paper to businesses.

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:55 pm

This one is looking pretty small-time, talks a big game and then asks for pennies so he can disappear. He's at least entertaining.

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I understand that you may be able to assist me in creating some currency for a project I am undertaking. Is this true?

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Hello, we can assist you in cash to support your project and that will depend on the currency you want and if you are ready to make payments for your order, give me the currency you want and you should know that we charge 20% of what you order and to let you know that shipping will be from our pockets.

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Excellent, thank you for responding. I understand your terms.

I do want to ensure, however, that you are a legitimate business man and not a member of law enforcement, which is why I need some assurances before I tell you of my project.

I also want assurances that you won't just steal my money and disappear. Can you offer such assurances so that we may proceed?

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We are legit and we are no law enforcement order and we promise to be discreet and so will you I guess and we also ensure that our customers have the best of services and nothing of that sort will happen that we steal you money and work away, take our words and let's proceed

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(He was silent for three days.)

So? What's going on? I'm going to need that money SOON

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So how much do you exactly need for this project and how much are you willing to pay?

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I'm looking for bank notes totalling $11 million US over a period of several weeks. Can you handle something that size?

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Ma'am, please before we proceed I'll like to know which of the forums you saw our ads,this just to know if you are also legitimate and or playing around with us.

(He spams forums all over the place, doesn’t matter what they’re for. Hard to imagine that actually generates any business.)

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I didn't get it from a forum, it was passed to me by an associate whom I trust. And what do you mean by "playing around with you"?

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What I meant was that we've been getting emails from people who are not serious and so doing distracting us from our customers around the world, especially people from Nigeria who send emails just to joke around.

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You mean those assholes who keep sending crap about how there's millions of dollars in Africa and I can have it if I send them some money?

The leeches of the internet.

What I'm looking for is a bank note that I will use to work the contractors who are doing this:

http://www.hawaiiairportsmodernization.com/40/schedule-for-the-honolulu-international-airport-modernization-program

The last thing on the schedule, widening of the taxiways, is open for bid and I have a plan to get the funding for myself. Your bank notes will make it work perfectly as it will show that I have the money to insure my workers.

Simple, quick and very profitable for me.

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Ok, what you need do is to send me your contact information, your home address or office address, state, city, zip code as this will help us during shipping. I must say you order is the highest we've received and you were right to say you need it during the next few weeks because it's really gonna be difficult for us to assemble all necessary requirements to produce that amount, but rest assured we will live up to expectations.

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What do you mean by difficult. Can you do it or not? If there's any question about this you have to tell me because the timing is VERY critical.

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We can do it and and are you ready to pay the charges? If yes you send me the required information I earlier asked.

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The bank notes we produce can be used anywhere except for the banks reason being that banks have other ways of testing for fake currency besides the uv lights. So I'll advice you before hand that we will not be responsible if you are caught trying to use the banknotes in the bank.

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No worry there, I have someone working for me at the bank.

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We will be shipping from the Douala international airport and it will take 5 working days to get there in Hawaii and if you want it earlier than that then you have to pay an extra fee for that. So now can you answer my own question by sending me your shipping information?

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Then you must ship by 5/22. That gives you 4 weeks to get it done. Can you do that?

Shipping will be to:

Carling Christie, GC License 032760

Pacific Airwave LLC

Non-existent address with Honolulu zip code

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Great, we can do that over the next 4weeks and we'll work day and night to see that we meet our target, your phone number will also be of importance to us as we'll be calling you to tell you updates and if you are on whatsapp it will be great as we can show you pictures of how far we'll be going.

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We can do that via email, I won't be giving out my number. Sorry, but that's too easy to trace to me and I need to protect myself. I'm sure you understand.

Sort of like whatsapp, now that it's owned by Facebook I'd never touch it.

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So how about the payments for the cost of production normally we charge 20% of your total order so will you be able to afford that?

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Like you said, you don't usually handle this size transaction. I'm certainly not going to pay you $2M.

How about $500,000. Half immediately and the other half after the game is done.

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No, it's not gonna work $1m will do because it's pretty expensive to produce $11m, you have to understand your order is much and it will cost you much,we also have to settle our men who help us smoothen our business

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$700,000 and it's a deal

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I'm sorry it's no deal $1m is the price

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Then it will be $250,000 up front and the rest afterward. I'm not just going to send you $1M so you can disappear

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It's so sad you think of us that way but it's your opinion and you are entitled to it.so when payment is ready you let me know,so I send you payment details.

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Hey, we need to make it work for both us, so that payment split ensures everybody plays by the rules.

Where do you want the money sent?

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Payments will be made directly to Cameroon either through Western union or money gram.

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I see that this job is indeed a large one for you. The western union limits mean that there would be dozens of transactions. Ridiculous.

I can wire directly from my bank to yours.

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Sorry but I can't disclose my bank to you, patience is the watch word here, take your time and make the payment at the different times, there's not only one western union over there.But I'll not disclose my bank to you for security reasons.

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Don't be ridiculous. Check the western union limits. The most you can receive in a single transfer is 2,000,000 CFA, which is $3,300 US dollars. The most I can transfer in a day is 4,000,000 CFA

That means over 1,600 transactions. Like I said, ridiculous.

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You will have to make payments in western union and money gram, when you make the first payment of $3300 in western union then you can make the same payment in money gram and then I'll tell you how you will finish paying the rest, I'm not in a haste to receive payment, when your order will be ready that's when I'll be serious about payment and the method.

(So he went through the whole has-to-be-a-million bit just to score $3,300? Wow.)

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I'll be away from my computer for an hour or so. You're going to need a better plan than western union so we can get this project started. If it's too much for you to handle than give it to someone who is capable and I'll send a referral fee.

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(An hour later…)

So you want me to believe that this product you say is so expensive will be put together for $3,300? I don't buy it.

What it sounds like is that you might just be making a grab for that small amount and then produce nothing at all. Is that really your game?

If you're serious than please explain how you will, as YOU said, "I'll tell you how you will finish paying the rest" and, "when your order will be ready that's when I'll be serious about payment and the method"

I'm obviously not going to western union a few thousand times and you won't except a bank transfer so what exactly is your plan for receiving the biggest payday you've ever had? Assuming you can really deliver of course.

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It’s the middle of the night there, it’ll be interesting to see if he just walks away or goes into whining-lad mode.

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