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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:50 am

"... and let me ask you are you on air?? is it in a flight? or what???...

A perfect and complete idiot! Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

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We will launch Hansi, but that is an entirely different story.

Now that Hansi is not forgotten I can sit back down and enjoy the show ...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

A scan, or photocopy of his eye? Are you trying to blind the lad, MG? Lolol

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:51 am

^^^ I don't think he will do that, so I will have to ask him for a scan of any other body part. The bank is still waiting for my update.

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okay am waiting for your update tomorrow

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Good morning,

I have received an update from my bank and I am irritated now, can you explain what that means? I will be very busy during the next hours because of a scheduled budgie launch at 3.00 pm CET. This is an event of high scientific significance, but always a big mess for us cleaners. The budgies will enter the atmosphere near Lagos at 6° 27′ N, 3° 24′ O. It is a spectacular sight when they explode because they have been fed with coloured corn, red blue and white, that is the colours of the flag of the United States of America. If you have the chance get yourself some binoculars and watch the show.

Now, what is the matter with that bank? I do not quite understand, but it sounds weird to me so please check and get back to me. I'd prefer to communicate through a safe NASA address with you so please let me have your iris scan asap.

Julia

Gesendet: Donnerstag, 13. April 2017 um 10:35 Uhr
Von: "Bank für Gemeinwirtschaft" <[email protected]>
An: [email protected]
Betreff: Your online transfer

Dear Mrs Julia,

your second inquiry has been received an well noted. It is our duty to inform you with reference to the transfer details mentioned below:

Bank mame.Bank Of America
Address.:South trio st. charlotte
account name:Rowan MULE
Account number:237***********
Routing.:053000196
Amount to transfer: € 4.000,00

The transfer was cancelled due to a severe security issue. The recveiving account is not only oversaturated but also flagged for irregular account activities. We strongly recommend not to get involved into any financial transactions. Please contact our Security Department immediately.

Yours sincerely

BfG Kundenservice
Erdmute Hallmackenreuther

ETA: Seems to be a busy mule, our boy in Charlotte.

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Okay i have speak with the account owner he receive so much money in the account last week and this week hehe so that was the reason the transfer was cancel so i will give you another account were you can resend the payment right now,

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Hello,

that sounds acceptable to me, thank you very much for your quick clarification. I will prefer to further discuss this matter with you through the safe NASA communication network. I have checked back with Major Tom once again and he said the requirements have changed so an iris scan is no longer needed but a colour photocopy of your face. You may close your eyes while you do this. I expect the copy soonest so that we can proceed in a safe way. I am off now for the next hours, we have to prepare the budgie launch. Thank you for your understanding.

Regards, Julia

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:27 am

Unbelievable.....they still seem to take all this spacy bullshit for real. The Charlotte mule has another account. Unfortunately I won't be able to get back to them immediately. The budgie launch needs to be prepared.

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Dear Julia

Please kindly make the payment to this account now and get back to me immediatly because the lawyer who will obtain your transfer doccuments is in my office now
........................
Bank Name:wells Fargo
Address: 3803 freedom Dr, Charlotte N.C. 28208
Account Name:Rowan MULE
Account Number: 780********
routing numner:121000248

Thanks
Angela

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:32 am

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6° 27′ N, 3° 24′ O

I had to think my geography there. O is east in German, but west in French or Spanish. Lagos is east of the Prime Meridian. Budgie launch! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:54 am

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Budgie launch! Very Happy

He he, a NASA Easter special event. Hansi will be the first to go Cool

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:05 pm

Hehe!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

The most wonderful of utter nonsense. It's unbelievable the things which lads will totally ignore if they think they can smell money. Lol

So delighted Hansi is to be involved, but devastated that he's to be blown up and burnt to a crisp. Awww - he'll need another funeral.

Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:40 pm

^^^ Utter nonsense is just my cup of tea. Lad is excited to learn about the transfer......but wait, what? There will be complications of course. The bank is getting nervous.

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Have you Resend the payment as instructed?? kindly update me urgently??

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Hello,

of course I have resend the payment because I have fully and completely understood what you have told me. But: it is the Easter weekend, and my bank won't work before next Tuesday again. I have received a message from my superior Major Tom in the meantime, so we will have to swarp into the safe communication modus asap. Please send me the facial confirmation urgently.

Julia

Sent: Freitag, 14. April 2017 um 00:39 Uhr
From: "Major Tom" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Reference: Safe NASA email account for Ms. Aneke

Julia,

I have just set up the following email access data for a highly secured communication channel between you and Miss Aneke.
Her email log-in is: [email protected]
The email access password will only be provided after the successful facial identificaton by means of a coloured photocopy of Ms. Aneke's face. Incase of a potential noncompliance I strictly give out a binding order to cease all contacts with immediate effect with reference to the suspicious feeshyness Xfactor. And please make sure to clean the men's room. There was another mishap. Please remove the budgie corpses. I have to go now, there is an urgent incoming massage from Ground Control.

Major Tom

ETA: just incase you might have missed Robert Heinrich's link, here it is again. A beautiful song and a beautiful video, so just lock your sojus hatch and put your helmets on Cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

A very special video, which I'm sure would have pleased Bowie no end. Bet he never envisaged that when he recorded his song all those years ago. May he rest in peace.

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:46 pm

I have tried hard to make "her" photocopy her face, but "she" was reluctant. I will keep on trying from another angle. I have been forwarded a new email address for the bank.....something for the site killers to deal with. There was still hope to receive the payment. Well.....hope dies last.

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okay i will wait to confirm the payment from receiver

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Good day to you,
please send the facial identification photocopy ASAP!
Julia

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Dear Julia
you mean i should send you my official identification?? have you had from your bank?? have they allow the transfer to confirm?/

No, idiot. I want you to put your face on a photocopier Cool

What I received instead was this:

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Hello Angela,

thank you for the ID and the picture, but that is not what I need, you don't seem to read my messages thoroughly enough. The solution of what you have sent is not high enough to qualify for the NASA email access security system. What I need you to do is put your face on a photocopier, close your eyes and make a copy. I need this copy to release the password for your safe NASA email account [email protected].
Do you understand that now? And just incase you should wear earrings: please take them off when you make the photocopy. The system works as follows: the copy of your face will be scanned and uploaded to the NDIS (NASA Dunce Identifying System) which is a state of the art high tech security system designed by Moronic Technologies in Salt Lake City. You can only access this email address with a Smart Phone, and you must turn your camera on every time so that your face can be identified. It sounds very complicated, but it is very easy. Please get this done immediately now. I cannot reach my bank before Tuesday. We have the Easter holiday season, the banks are closed.

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I am sorry i don t know how to do all you are asking so lets communicate with this email i am okay with it and it is well secure my bank will not even allow me to do all you are asking for security reasons i am sorry use my picture and bank id or lets communicate the way we use to communicate thanks
Angela

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Hello again,
I have received instructions from my Major and I must follow, there is no other option. I am sorry, so please make sure to do all in your power to be compliant or we must stop communication and the transaction.
Julia

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Dear Julia
i am not working for your major i am working for united bank so i have no business with your Major. I am only doing my bank work to make sure that your fund will be transfer to your account so you or your major don t have any right to tell my bank on what to do, if you want to stop communication with my bank and your transaction i have no problem with that okay the fund to be transfer belongs to you not my,
i am just doing my work
Thanks for understanding,
Angela

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Angela,
you don't seem to understand that my Major is not trying to give you any orders. He gives our orders to me and I have to follow because he is in charge of this operation. Please let us stop this pointless discussion and send me the facial identification photocopy now or I will have to assume that you are not serious and just trying to fool me?? Are you one of these internet jokers??
Julia

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You must be out of your mind to talk to me in that manner how do you mean i want to fool you???? fool you for what??? we have been talking normally before you bring the idea of getting nasa email my Director told me that i am not working with nasa so getting access to their email is illegal to our bank so i have to obey the instructions of my director too,
this transaction suppose to be between our bank and you so why did you involve your major anyway that is non of my business do what ever you wish i have no problem with that, And if you stop communication with our bank how does that affect my job???????? heheh you are very funny person,

Angela

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Angela,
your reply proves to me now that you are not serious at all. Have a good day.
Julia

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Dear Julia
If am not serious with my work i can not be in this position today so think before you talk, listen to me all i am doing right now is to help you make sure that your fund is transfer to your account with out having any problem so if you think that i am not serious then i can just go and wire your fund to your account with out any proper documents then when the IMF International monitory fund stop it then you will pay then 30% of your fund,and you can also write me in our official email address [email protected] because you think that you are the only one who has official email address,
Thanks
Abgela

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[email protected]
14. April 15:34

Dear Julia

like i said you can write to our official email,

Thanks
Angela

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:51 pm

I thought you needed an iris scan? How can you get an iris scan with the eyes closed?

ubcabankgroup.com is email-only. We'll need headers of an email from that domain to kill it.

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:56 pm

I will add the header to my post in the site killing forum, thank you!

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 5:01 pm

@MG: It is very clear that he can not "scan" his face, because it is (probably) a man. An ugly man! Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 5:09 pm

It has shown in the past that they are able to come up with women if necessary Cool

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ Anyway, it's good fun to keep putting him on the spot by asking for something so annoying and awkward, Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:18 pm

^^^^ This is really great fun because I never ever expected to get that far at all with the ISS concept, I have tried many times and I have failed miserably many times. But not this time. Julia's friend Susanne has written to the lad:

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Good evening Miss Aneke,
my friend Julia has written me from the ISS through our safe mail connection, and she is concerned for two reasons that is why she has asked me to write to you on her behalf. She has received a warning from her Commander Major Tom because she was caught communicating through unsafe channels. She asked me to contact you and let you know that she will not be able to establish contact with you anymore. She told me that she has sent an email to your official bank address but you did not reply. What is the matter? Julia is highly irritated now!

Sincerely
Susanne Schmidt

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Dear Susanne Schmidt
How are you doing i have just respond to julia now so ask her to check her email and respond back to me,

Thanks
Angela Aneke

Oh...but poor Julia can't read Angela's emails anymore, now how bad is that? But wait......don't it sound like she's going to try? We will see......

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[email protected]

Dear Julia

You could have explain to me very well this before so that i will know
your stand up there, anyway i will see what i can do and your friend
Susanne Schmidt just wrote me now,I will see how i can get this done just
that i don t know how it works but will try,
Thanks
Angela

This just came in from Angela to Julia's gmail (which she can't access anymore)

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Dear Julia

i have check and we don t have machine to photocopy face here so i don t
know how to help you at this point, you can pass message via your friend
anyway that is the only way out, or if you want photocopy of my picture
passport id card i can get it for you but face photocopy we don t have the
machine here,

Thanks for your understanding,
Angela Aneke

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=284072

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:42 pm

Only silence from Julia. It seems hard to believe that there is no photocopier available in that cozy little fake bank. The dying widow is checking back, she wants to know what's going on.

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Hello Julia,

It is very good to read from you this morning, it really makes my heart smile as i read through the content of your message to me. My present situation is not what i can even wish my worst enemy, all the same, i still thank God for giving me another chance to see this day. Good to know that you are getting along with the bank but what amazed me was that you will be at work for 172days, that is like 6 months. What about your kids? Who is taking care of them, they will really miss motherly care. Julia, you need to consider your kid, i know you work to put food on the table but they still need you around.

Ms Aneke wrote me that you have been a wonder lady and understanding lady. Thank you for that. For your information, i begged one of the nurse early this morning to check my mail before any of the doctor will come around,

Once again, thank you for your good deeds, may the good God continue to Guide and favor.
Till i try to check my mail again.
Christel

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Dear Julia,
I just got a message now that my surgery is schedule for next. Please i need your prayers though because i do not know what will the outcome maybe, but what is important now is try finalize the transfer with the bak and make sure you work by making my wish come through.

The Good Lord will guide you through.
Thanks and have a wonderful day.

Christel

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

I think the dying widow may be hinting at Julia that she should give up that weird job that is stopping her from making easy payments. LOL

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 7:25 pm

It has gone too far already to just let it die . Julia's friend Susanne has received a message from her through the safe NASA communication network and she passes it on to the dying widow. Julia has also sent Susanne 2 pictures of the 2017 Budgie Launch Cool

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Good evening Miss Christel,

my friend Julia has emailed, we are communicating through a safe NASA email connection. Julia has told me that there are problems with the bank simply because Mrs Aneke is refusing to undergo the security process which is required for her access to the safe NASA email programme. Julia was cut out from all unsafe communication by Major Tom, and Miss Christel, Julia wants you to know that she feels really bad about this because she has promised to help you. Mrs Aneke is copied in so that she knows what is going on and Julia has attached some pictures from the 2017 Easter NASA Budgie Launch, maybe you like them, too? We both wish you all the best for your upcoming surgery! And please, Miss Christel, can you try to help convincing Mrs Aneke that her compliance is badly needed at this point?
Thank you.

Susanne Schmidt

Gesendet: Sonntag, 16. April 2017 um 17:39 Uhr
Von: "Julia" <[email protected]>
An: "Susanneschmidt"@nasa.gov
Betreff: Frau Aneke von der Bank

Hallo Susanne,

ich bin wirklich langsam verzweifelt, ich kann beim besten Willen nicht verstehen, dass Frau Angela mir keine Kopie schicken kann, die müssen doch da einen Kopierer haben in der Bank? Das gibt es doch gar nicht! Oh Gott, die arme Christel! Die liegt im Sterben, und ich habe versprochen, ihr zu helfen! Und jetzt kann ich nicht mal schreiben, kannst du das bitte für mich erledigen? Ihre Emailadresse ist [email protected], bitte schreibe ihr doch und teile ihr mit, dass Frau Aneke von der Bank sich sehr seltsam verhält und einfach unseren hohen Sicherheitsanforderungen nicht zu entsprechen bereit ist. Ich hatte Frau Aneke versprochen, dass ich ihr Bilder von diesjährigen Budgie Launch schicken wollte, aber das kann ich ja nun nicht mehr, weil ich von Major Tom eine Abmahnung bekommen habe, wegen der unsicheren Email-Verbindung. Würdest du die Bilder bitte an sie weiterleiten? Der Launch um 03.00 pm war nicht sonderlich spektakulär, denn es war ja noch hell draußen. Wir haben das abends dann noch mal wiederholt. Anbei schicke ich 2 Bilder. Auf dem ersten Bild kann man sehen, wie wir um 10.00 pm 35000 Wellensittiche mit der OUTBOARD-MOAB-Kanone abgeschossen haben. Auf dem zweiten Bild sieht man Hansi, den Star unter den Sittichen. Wir haben ihn über dem Suez-Kanal abgeschossen. Sein Eintritt in die Stratosphäre war ein echt cooler Anblick. Jetzt haben wir kaum noch Sittiche. Bitte leite die Bilder an Frau Aneke weiter, ich hatte es versprochen. Halte mich auf dem Laufenden, ich danke dir!

Julia

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:03 pm

The dying widow has replied to Susanne's message:

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Dear Sussane,

Thank you very much for your response but am very shocked at this message.That Julia can not communicate with the bank because Ms Aneke refused to communicate under NASA email programme.

I want you to understand that Ms Aneke is a Banker and the fund about to transfer out is not a stolen money neither money laundry, It is a genuine money been deposit in the bank, SO it is unheard of that a Bank Staff will be using another email domain to communicate with its clients without using its bank official email. As far as the Money is with bank, any transfer that will be made will and must go through the bank email and domain because the bank have there monitoring devices for all money that goes in and out of the bank.

Ms Aneke, is doing her job as a banker and she is not oblige to do anything concerns the bank outside its domain because it might cost her losing the job for for using another domain to do bank official work, It is never done in the world. For her to do such, it means she is involved in some money laundry and do not want the bank to get a trace to her.

Meanwhile, if communicating with Julia is difficult, then you are her trusted friend, which means all communicating can go through you to her, that is if really she want to help. One thing i want her to know is that, no bank is happy when a huge amount is about to be transfer from one bank to another, So if Julia, said she wants to back-out because Ms Aneke is not using NASA safe email, it will be an advantage for the bank because the fund will still remain in the bank. And i believe she knows my condition that my health is very bad.

NOTE AGAIN- MS ANEKE CAN NOT USE NASA EMAIL TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU OUTSIDE HER OFFICIAL BANK DUTY, BECAUSE ALL THAT CONCERNS THE BANK IS BEEN MONITOR AND KEPT FOR REFERENCE PURPOSE, YOU WORK WITH NASA AND USE NASA EMAIL, ANEKE WORKS WITH BANK AND SHE USES BANK EMAIL, SO OFFICIAL WORK CANT BE TREATED AS PERSONAL WORK.

So Sussan, if Julia can easily communicate with you, then let her go through you to finalize the transaction. I believe by now all the transaction is suppose to be done.

I am sorry for the inconvenience but let Julia know that Aneke is a very good lady who loves her jobs and do all her best to makes her clients satisfy and happy, She is not a bad woman, So Julia and Sussan, please you both should try work it out with her, To me there is no problem, because sussan in the middle already made it easy for all communication

NASA IS SUPPOSE TO BE STRICKLY FOR THEIR STAFFS ONLY AND NOT FOR NON STAFF BECAUSE IT IS A HIGHLY SECURED AGENCY

Julia, i want you to forge ahead with Ms Aneke via your friend Sussan to complete the transaction. I awaits your response, Bank resumes on Tuesday, so i believe she will respond to you on Tuesday, Meanwhile, any urgency before Tuesday let me know.

Thanks

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to my understanding this transaction is not suppose to exceed one week if protocol as followed, so there issue of NASA Email domain will not be requested, because after the transaction from the bank, all communication with the bank will be over.

So let not hindrance comes into this transaction expect you are not willing to complete the transaction. I believe Sussan can be of great help in all this,

Thank You My Sisters

We will see...but as to my personal view, the NASA can be a pain in the ass

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Hansi! Poor Hansi! We miss you already. Sad