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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:23 pm

Meet Dick. He's a...well...if the name fits. He's been trying to get money out of one of my minor characters on the facebooks and he touted his musical abilities, so he was introduced to Anita. It looks like the beginning of another Titlanta Adventure.

Quote:

Dick: Hello pretty
Anita: Morning.
Dick: How are you?
Anita: Busy with work. U?
Dick: Busy with studies
But just need to recreate my self
When you are chanced, chat me up
Anita: K.
Dick: Yes
I need your help
Anita: K. U need a job? Do u act or perform stunts or sing and dance?
Dick: I sing
Anita: <<Upload Titlanta Employment Application.pdf>>
Dick: I'm not in the USA
I'm an African
But I love to be in the USA
Anita: If we hire you, then u can get a work visa and all that other stuff.
Dick: Is OK
So how can you secure the job for me
And how do I get started?
Anita: You complete the application in blue or black ink and send it back to me.
Dick: OK..... But any financial input? Don't be mad at me....
Anita: Huh?
Dick: You
Anita: Me what?
Dick: I want to know if any financial input and amount ? Don't be mad at me....
That l need to put in
Anita: What does that mean? Financial input and amount?
Put in 2 what?
Dick: You don't get me
Anita: Not at all. I only speak English. Like Jesus.
Dick: I mean how much I must pay to be there, since I don't reside in USA
Anita: The company pays 2 bring u here 4 work if ur gud enuff.
Or if ur contract is big enuff, like $75K a year, then u pay 2 come here.
Dick: OK
But aside coming as an artist, what other occupations are needed to enable me come over?
Anita: Musical artistes, actors, stuntmen.
Dick: Ok
I will be happy if you continue to keep me updated
Anita: There is no update until u send in the completed application.
Dick: I will do that
I will love to know you more
Anita: I'm very busy now, but if u get it filled, we can schedule some chat time 4 interviewing.
Dick: OK dear .....take care of yourself
Anita: K. I suggest filling it quickly. I leave at 4.
Dick: I will send it tomorrow
Anita: K
Dick: Thanks
Anita: Yea
The Next Day…
Anita: Hello pretty
R u writing 2 say u finished it and need 2 email it 2 me?
Dick: Yes
But my scanner is not available now
So tomorrow
But I just wanted to know if you are less busy so that I get to know you more
Anita: Not relly.
Dick: And know more about what I am applying for
Anita: And how can it be not available?
Dick: It is in my sister's house
Anita: K. If it's not that impotent 2 u, it's not that impotent 2 me.
Dick: Please don't see it that way
Just send me the email
Anita: What email? I uploaded it here.
Dick: I can't upload it here
Anita: Huh?
Dick: You should try to understand that everybody is not of equal knowledge with you
Kindly guide me please..... There's a reason why I have known you
Take me as your brother or even lover and guide me properly
Thanks for the anticipated cooperation
Anita: <<Upload Titlanta Employment Application.pdf>>
Dick: I have this one
I have printed it
I'm filling it
Anita: K. That is the 1. My work is over and I have 2 catch the bus now. Have a gud nite.
Thanks.... Chat later when you get home
Safe journey
Another Day:
Anita: I did not get ur application back.
Dick: I'm lost..... I find it difficult handling the application
The PDF is designed differently from the one I use
I printed it out and filled, but from the way you sounded the other day, I presume I need not to print it out
So what do I do?
Mean while, I want you to know that I have got no permit yet to work in USA..... Should I still go ahead?
Anita: Yes. You need to fill the application with a blue or black pen, then scan it and send it back to me. Complete all the information.
Yes. If ur accepted, we will help get the Visa.
Dick: OK.... Thanks. You are a darling
Anita: K
Days later:
Anita: Were u going 2 send the application back?
Dick: Soon
I'm am drawing my self portrait
Anita: K.
My email is [email protected]
Plz email it there.
Dick: I'm not a good artist
I find it difficult drawing
Can I sketch it anyhow?
Anita: What do u mean?
Do ur best. It just helps judge artistic ability, not drawing ability.
Dick: I will do my best... Thanks
Anita: Ur welcome.
Dick: k
Anita: Do u have an update 4 me?
Dick: I will send to your email tomorrow
Anita: Oh
Dick: <<He Tries to call.>>
You don't pick calls?
Anita: I'm on a computer, not a phone.
And the Church doesn't allow it 4 the women.
Dick: OK
Send me your mobile number
I will call you later
Anita: I don't have a mobile. The Church does not allow women these things. They r the Devil's playthings.
Dick: I don't understand?
Which church?
Anita: Westborough Baptist of the South
I can use a computer, but only 4 work.
No phone.
No tv
No movies
THey corrupt
Dick: Are they the sponsors of the Titlanta?
Anita: A church that sponsors music and movies? Ha! No.
But I get 2 work here as a Testament 2 my commitment to HIM.
Dick: OK. Thanks. You are good and unique woman
I'm happy to be your friend
Anita: Thx. May HE bless u and give u all u deserve.
Dick: OK
So are you married?
Anita: No. But the Church shuld decide that next Spring.
Dick: OK....
I hope to be when the church decides
Anita: U hope 2 be what?
Dick: I hope to be there when your church decides...
Anita: K
But r u a member of the Church?
Dick: So that I will see your lucky man
I'm a Christian
I worship at garden of grace here
Anita: K
Dick: Yeah
When is the deadline for submission?
Anita: I wish u culd have sent ur application in 2day.
Wow. We were thinking the same thing!
They require submissions by Friday, but earlier is better. Cuz if u missed sumthing up, then there's problems.
Dick: Indicating spirits that are marching
Help me in anyway you can...
Anita: I can't becuz u have sent nuthin.
Dick: We are in developing country here
Electricity supply is poor
Anita: What does that have 2 do with writing things down and sending them?
U have been charting me all day.
U don't need electricity 2 draw a picture.
Dick: I chat with phone
I mean to use the scanner
Anita: And it has a camera?
Dick: Yes
Anita: And u culd have taken a picture of the pages 4 me 2 review 1st?
Dick: I'm very much interested
I will send it tomorrow morning
It's dark here now
Anita: Then 2morrow, scan it.
Dick: I must do that
Anita: I will need it by the time I come into work. 1st thing.
I will...
You are caring, understandable and unique
Thanks once more
Anita: Bless u.
Today
Dick: How are you doing in the office? I hope you are wonderful?
Anita: Busy.
Dick: OK..... Take good care of yourself OK!
I will always love to be your friend
I sent it
Anita: To what email address?
Dick: Your email
Anita: I don't have it. What email address?
Dick: Didn't you get it?
Can you retype the email please?
Anita: [email protected]
Dick: Where did u email it?
Is have resent it
Check again
Anita: It's coming thru.
Dick: OK...
Anita: Let me go print it so they can have it, ok?
Dick: OK.... I appreciate you, you are a good woman
Anita: Thx!
Be back in a bit!
Dick: If there is anything that may cause me regrets, I will appreciate if you will also take me the way you can take your brother or lover and inform me..
Anita: K. I don't have a lover or brother, but I will keep u informed.
Dick: OK thanks
Maybe I will be both for you... Smile
Anita: What do u mean?
Dick: I mean I can be both your brother and lover since you don't have one Shocked

Anita: I don't get u.
Dick: Never mind then
Anita: K
Dick: Have you printed and submitted it?
Anita: Cuz I'm a lonely child.
Yes. Long ago.
Dick: Why did you say you are a lonely child?
Don't you have siblings?
Or parents?
Anita: I have Daddy.
No sibs
Dick: You are the only born child?
Or you lost them?
Anita: Only born, but we lost Mommy
Dick: My sympathy...
Anita: Thx
Dick: I'm your best brother now...
I will treat you like my sister
My three sisters are all married
Anita: K. I don't know what that means abut treating me like a sister, but whatevs.
Dick: What ever I can do for my biological sister I can also do it for you
What is your age?
Anita: 19
Dick: You are still young
Anita: What do u mean what u can do?
Don't u do stuff 4 them like 4 any other normal person?
Dick: But any assistance
Anita: Asssitance 4 what?
Dick: No... I treat them special
When need be
Are you in the University?
Are you busy?
Anita: I'm at work.
ANd yes. Do u work?
Dick: No for now
I'm searching for a good job
But I do some casual jobs for daily income
Maybe we chat when you finish your work
Anita: After work, I go home.
I will have 2 catch the bus.
Dick: Your house..
Don't you have a computer?
Anita: Daddy's house, but yea.
Oh no.
It's against the Church's teachings.
Do u know the horrible things on the computer. OMGG.
Dick: Which type of church is that?
You decide what to use it for
Whether good or bad
Anita: Westborough Baptist of the South
No, womens r not allowed on computers but if they have 2 4 work.
I have 2 go tinkle. Be rite back.
Dick: I'm surprised
You sound like you are too religious?
Anita: I'm not too religious...
Dick: Computer is not bad. It's left for the user to make it good or bad...
Anita: R u saying my Church is bad?
R u saying HE is bad?
Dick: You are giving wrong interpretation to my opinion
I don't like that
I'm not too religious
But I know there is God
Anita: I didn't interrupt. I asked u 2 clarify plz becuz it wasn't clear what u said.
Dick: Better
But don't you think the way you dress also Portrays how religious you are?
I watched some of your pictures now
<<Image of Anita>>
Anita: We have limits on some things. Types of threads and such.
Dick: You don't look too religious
Do good when need be.... And necessary evil when need be
Anita: I think I'm the perfect amount of religious.
Do evil? Why wuld u risk going 2 the HOT place?
Dick: Maybe food for thought for me...
I'm thinking abut a big Club Sammich 4 lunch.
Dick: Smile....
You confuse me
This image
Anita: All Saint's Eve.
Dick: The picture?
Anita: Yep. My costume 4 All Saint's Eve.
Dressed as an American Native gurl.
Dick: OK... But you look hot there
Anita: Well, the weather WAS warm.
Dick: But I must confess you are beautiful
Anita: Thx, but I'm relly just plane.
Dick: I'm enjoying your conversation
And I will love to enjoy it more
Anita: Thx.
Why don't u tell me abut u, since u asked all abut me.
<<Image of Anita in a bathing suit, taking a selfie with an iPhone>>
I know what I look like silly.
Dick: You have phone with you there
Ask me what you need to know about me
I will tell you
Anita: Yes, that's Daddy's.
I don't have time 2 come up with questions.
Dick: Then you don't need to know anything about me
Anita: Sorry, but that's a bit rude. I am working, u know.
Dick: Maybe when I come to USA you ask me face to face
Anita: OK
K. Do u have any samples of ur music now?
Hey I told u I wuld help. U shuld introduce urself 2 Darla. She is on the Application Committee and will have ur final result 4 selection. Her email is [email protected], but u can prolly find her on here at facebook.com/hosgalore
Dick: No
I have got no money to produce any
I have been in school all these while
I befriended her on facebook

And here’s our lad:

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:46 pm

'What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?'

Gosh, I wish I had such a hilarious life as he does. As you can imagine, I just cannot stop rolling around the floor laughing at such an amusing scene.

Rolling Eyes

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 27 Jul 2016 Posts: 93 Location: USA

Bring on the entertainment!!!

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:51 pm

H*tlanta rides again! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:26 pm

I'm off to make some popcorn. This is going to be another fun ride!

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:04 pm

Anita seems to have Hooked a live one I must say. Yesterday he was pointed to the Talent Scout/Member of Selection committee and all things Crab. I didn’t bother to capture the chart as I really didn’t feel like it but a certain Gem really stuck out.

Dick/Dirk/Anything but Sue Wrote:

Quote:

So I am hopeful that you will carry me along sweaty
Despite my deficiencies

AND TODAY:

Quote:

Dirk: How was your night? Hope it was filled with lovely dreams?
Hi dear
I'm expecting to hear from you
Are you busy?
THEN HE CALLED
AFTER A BIT
Darla: Good morning my Sweatie
Dirk: Morning.... But afternoon here
Darla: ok
Dirk: So are you in the office now?
Darla: No it is Saturday
Dirk: OK
How is your day going?
Darla: Am just relaxing and drinking my coffee
Dirk: I need to relax and take it with you
Darla: MMMMM. Am interested tell me more
Dirk: You should be the one to tell me more
I made a request
You should be the one to tell me if you want me to come over or not....
Darla: Did I not tell you that I am on the selection committee?
Dirk: You did
So....
Darla: Then please remember that I can get you everything that you deserve but we need to work together
Dirk: I will... Agreed
What are the things I need to do to ensure that we work together?
Darla: For one I will need you to listen to my advice and thirdly you will need to be a good Lad.
Can you be a good Lad?
Dirk: What is lad?
Explain
Darla: I guess it means a Special friend
Dirk: I can
But you promised to send me your pictures
I need them now
Darla: It would turn me on if you could say to me that you are my Special Lad
Dirk: I’m
Send me the pictures
Darla: I told you once we got to know each other more better my Sweatie
Dirk: But I sent mine
Does it mean I am foolish?
Darla: Why ever would you think that?
Dirk: Then send to prove to me that I am not
Darla: Already you are demanding things from me and not listening to my instructions?
You need to be patient
Dirk: Hahaha
I'm not a patient type
Most often I rather quit than being too patient
Unless you don't want me to have trust in you and then be forced to quit
Darla: Should I mention that to the Selection Committee?
Dirk: This is a personal and unofficial discussion
Unless you don't love me or you don't want my talents to be unleashed through your support
I'm working towards the habit
Darla: Trust me, you will get just what you deserve if you do as I say and do not make demands from me
Dirk: Trying to minimize it and then learn to endure and be patient
Let's hope so
So do you know how I got your facebook account?
Darla: Didn't the Admin Ass send it to you?
Dirk: Who is this adm ass?
Darla: Remember Anita?
Dirk: OK
She did
She works with you?
Darla: Yess
My Sweatie I need to step out now but will be back a bit later
Dirk: Should I go off?
How long will you stay and be back?
Darla: Am shopping for new shoes so I will probably only be a few hours
Bye Bye for now my Sweatie!
Dirk: OK my special lad
Till you Come….
LATER
Hi
Are you still busy?
Hello my special lad?
Darla: am a Lady not a Lad
Dirk: Smiling....
Sorry dear
Are you angry?
Darla: No cause you were just being Silly
Dirk: Sorry
Apologies accepted?
Darla: Yess
Dirk: You are a darling
So how are you dear?
It seems you are so busy or tired today?
Should I leave you alone for today?
Darla: Am just getting to go out for dinner ok?
Dirk: So......
You don't have time for my chat today?
Is late here..... I need to sleep soon
Darla: Sweat Dreams ok?
Dirk: I will dream of you
And I will tell you my dreams tomorrow

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:11 pm

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 2:12 am

I love that he is a Dolly Parton fan. That will serve him well in the South. Laughing

Maybe Darla can take him to Dollywood some day.

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:33 am

Wait, but is a yam a fruit? Inquiring minds want to know...

Looks like another fun one you have here. Can't wait to see what you can get him to do. Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I love it !

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:47 am

The self-portrait he drawed is absolutely priceless Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

A poor man's "Ralph"! Whoopee! Who knows, he may be even more fun. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:53 pm

Dicky is a tad too clingy for my liking but such is life eh?

Quote:

Dirk: Hi my 😍 love
How are you?
And how was your night?
LATERER
Darla: Happy Sunday!!!
Dirk: Best regards
Darla: Whatcha doing today?
Dirk: Enjoying my Sunday
Darla: ok
Dirk: Back from church Thanksgiving with my friends
You?
Darla: Am enjoying my coffee and sitting on my couch
That is a very handsome picture
Dirk: You like coffee
Thanks
Send me yours
Where you are enjoying your coffee
Darla: At home
Dirk: I know
You can snap a shut and send me
Darla: I haven’t gotten dressed yet so it will have to be later ok?
Dirk: If you promise
Be right back
Darla: I might even be an extra special picture for my Special Lad
Dirk: I hear
When am I expecting to hear from the titlanta?
Darla: Well we will be reviewing your application this week of that am sure
Dirk: OK
Is there any secret things I need to know before my attention is called up?
Darla: I’d say that be prepared to be Famous and Wealthy
Dirk: Hahaha
It has been a dream...
Darla: Good
Dirk: I need it as soon as possible
What if my talent is not as perfect as needed?
Darla: Just remember if you are to be a Special Lad then you will need to take instruction well
Dirk: OK. But What if my talent is not as perfect as needed?
Darla: then with my help we can make you more better as needed
Perhaps you can practice singing and dancing?
Dirk: I hear you special lady
I must go off now
Chat later
Darla: Later Gator!
Dirk: What is gator?
Darla: Hahaha
Am just making funny
Dirk: But it has a meaning?
Darla: It rhymes with later and is short for Alligator
So after a while Crocodile
Dirk: Hmm
Tell me I must come over and perform
How many of us are your special lad?
Darla: Right now you are the only one for me
Dirk: But soon others will come?
When you say that it turns me on
Darla: Hurh?
Dirk: Yeah
That I am your only special lad?
Why must it be only me?
Darla: Cause you are a Special Lad to me that’s why
Dirk:
Hahaha
Darla:Hurh?
Dirk: Yeah
Laughing
Darla: butt what does that word mean my Sweatie?
Dirk: You have turned me on
I don't like your profile picture
Put a more beautiful one
Darla: hmmm I like it
Dirk: OK
Be right back
Baby
When are you getting married
Your status said you are in a relationship?
Darla: I put that there cause some stupid mens were bothering me
Dirk: Do you know if any of them has been destined for you?
And you scare them away
What do you think?
Darla: I dunno
Dirk: Ok
But you need a man now?
Darla: Yess ever soo bad
Dirk: For marriage or just for sex?
Darla: Am in need of a sexy man with a big wang dangler who can satisfy me forever
Dirk: Hahaha
You love sex?
Darla: Yess
Dirk: But there are a lot of sexy men there in USA
Darla: butt none are my Special Lad
I need to go shopping now. Bye bye!!!
Dirk: You can't tell me you don't see many of them and then hold one to yourself
Me too
What did you buy in the shop?
LATER AFTER HE TRIED CALLING
Dirk: You are not friendly
You don't reply to your friends chat
I fear if you can make a good friend
Darla: Hunny why are you saying such things?
Dirk: You want me to loose interest in titlanta
I'm anxious to know things about it
So if you don't reply my chats it makes me feel bad
Darla: My Sweatie you do realize it is Sunday don’t you?
Dirk: Sunday should have been a free day
I'm not chanced to chat during the week days
Darla: am not at work today and was busy
Dirk: What are you doing?
Darla: I was getting ready for my bath
Dirk: OK
I need to tell you something
Darla: ok
Dirk: I am not working for now
I just graduated
Has no money
If titlanta will require even little of my financial input, I fear I can't afford any
I asked so that it wouldn't be a wasted effort
So, what is your opinion?
Darla: We would never ask money from you and will take care of all your expenses
Dirk: I ask so that we won't stop half way
How much does titlanta normally pay their artists?
Darla: a good fresh artist can make hundreds of thousands of dollars his first year and much more after that with concerts, sales and merchandise
Dirk: Are you rich?
Darla: I am not but I do have good career
Dirk: OK
I asked to know if you can help me come over and stay with you
And then easily go to titlanta from there
So that you help me engage in thorough practice
Darla: Titlanta will take care of all of your expenses assuming you’re a successful candidate
My Sweatie I need to go now but we can discuss this more better when am at work tomorrow
Dirk: And assuming I am not successful?
I will be quite busy tomorrow

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My 2 favorite girls are at it again...YAY!!
Dancing Banana

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This make me want to be a "more betterer" baiter

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:21 pm

This lad may be fun...or a complete bore. Time will tell...

Quote:

Sat 4:36am
Dick: So what next?
Sat 7:09am
Dick: How was your night? Hope it was filled with lovely dreams?
Sat 1:39pm
Dick: Hello pretty
Sat 5:13pm
Dick: Pray for me in your church on Sunday
7:56am
Anita: I always pray 4 the entire world and gud morning and have u eating?
Dick: Yeah
You?
Anita: Having a banana in a minute. Just got 2 my desk.
Dick: OK
Best of luck
Anita: Best of luck? It fits with no problems. It's just a banana, not a cucumber or sumthing.
Dick: Who is the person you linked me to
Anita: Darla? She works here.
Dick: Is she as descent as you are?
Anita: I don't think I know how 2 answer that.
Dick: Hahaha
I hope you know I am now your brother and lover?
Anita: No, I didn't know that and I have had neither, ever. Plz give me a few minutes 2 eat, k?
Dick: I hear
Are you done eating?
Anita: Yes, but I am working. What r u doing?
Dick: I'm watching movies
Anita: What movies?
Dick: This classic award winner. <--Click
Anita: K.
Dick: Bye
Enjoy your work
Anita: K. Enjoy ur movie. I did write down sum questions 4 u, but I can see ur 2 busy with ur movies.
Dick: You can ask
I will purse the movie
I am considering that you might be busy with work
Anita: I have a few minutes.
Dick: OK
Anita: R u sure u have the time?
Dick: Yes
Anita: Do You Have any Brothers or Sisters?
Dick: Yes
Anita: How many of which kinds and do they have any names?
Dick: Yeah
Anita: k
Dick: Kxxx, thxxx, Fxxxx, Bxxxx, mxxxx
Anita: R those boys or gurls?
Dick: Sisters married
Anita: U already told me that.
Dick: Three girls
Anita: What is ur favorite foods?
Dick: Fruits -Not Yams, I guess…
Anita: Like bananas? - Hmmm…thought it was apple. Not off to a good start with the honesty.
Dick: Yeah
Anita: And that's it?
Dick: Yes
Anita: What's ur favorite book?
Dick: Novels
Worst wife
Anita: That's a type of book.
What is ur favorite book called?
Dick: Worst wife
Anita: What's it abut?
Dick: A novel that X-rays the effects of marrying a good or bad woman woman
Anita: Wow. Who is the riter?
Dick:
More questions?
Anita: What is ur favorite kind of car?
Dick: I have got none for now
I just graduated and have not started working as to get one for myself
Anita: K. But what is ur favorite kind of car?
Dick: I will prefer any latest Range Rover model
Anita: But not the old models?
Dick: No
Anita: K. What is ur favorite movie?
Dick: This modern classic.
Anita: K. How many time have u watched it?
Dick: More than ten times
Anita: What's the best food that u can make urself?
Dick: Rice Shocked

Anita: Do u live with ur parents or by urself or what?
Dick: Myself
Anita: No others?
Dick: A friend
He squats
Anita: Do u have any tattoos or piercings?
Dick: No
Anita: We'll come back 2 the squatting.
Dick: OK
Anita: Do u want any piercings or tattoos?
Dick: No
Anita: Oh.
Dick: I love natural
Anita: What is squat meaning there?
Becuz here, it is not natural.
Dick: Natural I said is in line with tattoos and piercings
Anita: I'm asking abut ur friend squatting on u. Here, that is natural.
Dick: Staying temporary with me
Because of his circumstances
Anita: And he is ur boyfriend?
Dick: a brother from another mother
A friend indeed
Anita: That special kind of friend u wuld do things 4 that u wuld do 4 no other?
Dick: What ever I can do for him, I can do for another when needful
Anita: K, if that's how u roll, it is 4 u 2 work out.
Where were u born and have u ever travelled?
Dick: Africa.....have not travelled outside of Africa
Anita: Africa is a big country. Have u travelled it and did ur birthplace have a name?
Dick: Nigeria
More questions?
Anita: Have u travelled 2 anywhere other than Nigeria?
Dick: No
Before you continue, may I know the reason behind the questions?
Anita: U said 2 ask u questions 2 get 2 know u after I told u 2 tell me abut urself.
Dick: Hahaha
Anita: That's funny?
Dick: Don't you think the questions are much?
Anita: Hmmmm
Dick: I asked just Little
Anita: No, u asked a whole day's worth.
Dick: So can you answer some of mine now?
Anita: Never mind. Enjoy ur day. Gud luck with the committee. Gud bye.
Dick: That is wise
I mind, I care to know
Telling never mind I see as untrustworthy
Anita: Refusing 2 answer and complaining abut simple getting 2 know u questions u asked me 2 ask I see as untrustworthy.
Dick: Hahaha
Are you done with your questions?

Yep. Done…for now…

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Methinks this one is temperamental. Quite a pretty boy, though. He may have big ideas about himself. Lol

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:41 pm

anita wrote:

Best of luck? It fits with no problems. It's just a banana, not a cucumber or sumthing.

LOL...I'm pretty sure that I want to join Anita's church.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ Yes, indeed, she's been getting instruction from the Oracle Priestess. Cucumbers have definitely been involved. Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:19 pm

This Lad is a strange one I'll give him that....

Quote:

AFTER SENDING HIM A SKANKY DARLA PIC
WAIT A SECOND! THERE ARE NON-SKANKY DARLA PHOTOS?
NAH!
Dirk: Your choice
Do your wish
Darla: Good Morning
Dirk: Morning
The picture is not so descent
It's showing your pant to the public
And your sexy laps also
It may turn people on
And you might be raped
Darla: But I took it special for you. You don't like me?
Dirk: I like you
But you don't like me
Darla: Why are you saying that Sweatie?
Dirk: If you like me You would not like anything bad to happen to me
Or anything that may cause me regrets
Darla: So why do you think that I would?
Dirk: My spirit tells me
I'm a good man and my instinct reveals to me
Promise you will not do anything whatsoever to May cause me pains...
Darla: I promise to make sure that you get everything that you deserve.
Dirk: The being I adore will never allow me not to get what I deserve
I am taking about you in person
Fortune lie in the hands of the most powerful being
If you have got any powerful being you honor, he determines your fortune
And he may touch hearts for your sake
Darla: ok
Dirk: Good
So make a promise that you will never hurt me and I will be your best of friends
Darla: I thought I already did Hunny
Dirk: No
Be specific
And not with respect to the presumed titlanta stuff
Darla: ok
Dirk: I repeat because any being that hurts me Will find difficult to die
But will know no peace while he leaves
It is my destiny
So I make it known to anyone I am dealing with
But I am the last being that can ever think of hurting my fellow being
Darla: ok
Dirk: Bye
Darla: where you going Hunny?
Dirk: I need to leave you to work
Darla: Please touch base with Anita today ok?
Dirk: Anita?
You are Anita
Darla: I am Darla
Dirk: I presume you are Anita
Darla: I don’t understand
Anita is our Admin Ass
Dirk: Sorry
OK
Has she any info for me?
Darla: You should work closely with her as she can help you
And give you progress reports
Dirk: OK
I will prefer getting it from you
Darla: We will all work together ok?
Dirk: I believe you
I will love to have video call with you
Will you?
Darla: Am not supposed to call overseas with my work phone but I’m sure we will talk soon
Dirk: Today?
Darla: Soon. Am busy with meeting most of the day and early evening
Dirk: OK
I hope to receive your video call
Or preferably you tell me when to call and I will

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:14 pm

He's something else...

Quote:

Dick: Hi
Anita: Hey
Dick: How are you
Anita: Fine
Dick: Darla said I should ask you if there's any report for me
Anita: Nope
Dick: OK
Anita: Yea
U said u had questions?
Dick: Yeah
I want to to how your help to me is?
Anita: K. U need 2 write in complete sentences.
Dick: Because a friend of mine told me he was scammed in a similar platform as this
Anita: Huh?
What friend and how?
Dick: I'm afraid of scammers
My friend called pepsico
He was scammed close to 4000dollars
Anita: I guess I don't know how or why we wuld do that. We wuld never ask u 4 money.
Why wuld we want U 2 send money 2 the US?
Dick: I trust you
But I am also afraid when you told me that you don't use phone
I believe USA is a very civilized country
Even here..... A Third World country.... Almost every body uses phone no matter the religion
Anita: Well, we're no Canada, but u know.
Dick: I don't understand
Anita: U said the US is very civilized and I responded.
Read this: <<Link describing religious-groups-struggle-to-contain-technology-us>>
It tells about technology and religion.
Dick: OK
I believe you
I will be very happy to see a unique person like you
It will be a pleasure
Help me come over
You sound like someone that has the qualities I need in a woman
Anita: I guess we will need 2 see if u have the qualities we need in a singer. U have NO samples at all? A baseline 2 hear?
Dick: I'm poor
That is why I have not recorded any
Anita: EVER?
U said u have a phone, rite?
Dick: It's quite expensive here
Yeah
Anita: Do u know how Michael Jackson started? How poor he and his family were? And they had at least 7 kids.
Dick: Yeah
Anita: It's impossible 2 record a song with ur phone?
Dick: No
But I have not recorded it because of the risk involved
I may loose my phone, and some other person may get my songs and release them before me Laughing

Anita: Release them? That is why u sing popular songs that are out already. Not new 1s.
I guess I thot u knew this.
Dick: I will record one and send for you later
Anita: What song?
Dick: Mine
Anita: An original?
Dick: Yeah
Anita: Kewl
Dick: I don't get
Anita: K
Dick: I love you
Anita: I can't accept that. Thx, tho.
Dick: Why can't you accept that?
You don't like being loved?
Anita: I will luv who the Church prescribes.
Plz mind ur manners, k? I am a matured woman and do not want u acting like a little school boy, k?
Dick: OK...it depends on your understanding
When I say I love you, I mean I love the way you attend to me
Both the characters I perceive in you
Anita: As long as u luv the characters only, then I can accept that.
Cuz my heart belongs 2 HIM and who HE provides.
Dick: I want to be a member of your church
You are different from other white friends I have
How do I join your church?
Anita: Let's slow down, 1st, ok?
Dick: OK
I want to make heaven with you
And I don't want any further waste of time
Anita: I have no control over them.
Dick: OK
Anita: yea

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:49 pm

Dick wrote:

I want to make heaven with you

Dafuq does that mean? Is he talking about making a sexy time?

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:54 am

Could we be looking at a Blessed intersection of a hitlanta bait AND a church bait?!? You gotta love it when the lads just beg to be baited in the most painful ways.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jun 2013 Posts: 33

Removed unnecessary quote of previous post- bware419ers

I'm pretty sure I seen a flyer advertising a gathering of these two agencies, I think it was later this summer at the ?

Mod edit to mask hotel name - JF

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:02 am

Our Lad seems to be having attitude problems as of late but hey at least I don't have to spend my days charting:

Quote:

Darla: My ever so Special Lad. where have you been?
Dirk: I have been in my room....
When am I expecting to hear from you?
Darla: Am sorry butt I was called away on urgent business
Dirk: OK
Darla: My Sweatie I have the most wonderful news for you
Dirk: OK.... Tell me
Darla: It is my pleasure to announce to you that Titlanta has accepted your application for employment
Dirk: OK.... Thanks
Darla: You don’t sound very excited
Dirk: I’m
LOOONG PAUSE LIKE THREE HOURS OK?
SAY IT!
Very excited
Darla: More better my sweatie
Dirk: Yeah
Darla: Hunny when you are back I have something extra special to ask of you
HMMMM?

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