Photoshop Contest- I need gay PR0N for a TWAT- HALP!!!!

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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:29 pm

Okay. There is a lad named Prosper. I assure you he is absolutely worthless. He's lazy. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Well, he has grown dull. This has been a rather successful group bait. Before I came along there was already a pyramid and an ordainment ceremony. We continued and got a HUGE tattoo, some more videos and a safari to Benin, Togo and Timbuktu.

Anyway, the bait is pretty dry and stale.

What I wanted to see is this... below are some pictures of the idiot. I was wondering if anyone could photoshop him into some gay porn magazine. Like, Nigerian Homosexual Monthly. Or Nigerian Cocklovers Quarterly. African Ass Annihilators. Be creative with the name. Have fun.

I love a magazine style spread, where it looks like an article or something. To me, the idea of a lad thinking his pics are used for a gay porn mag is hilarious. If you can photoshop him on someone nude, that would be awesome. Preferably someone with a tiny cock.

So I used the word contest liberally. The only prize is the benefit of knowing you humiliated a lad. And that you made me happy. And you'll get my praise.

Not sure if your pics can be posted here. They will at least need a NSFW link. You can always email me at

Here is a link to any pics we have.

http://m.imgur.com/a/NDuFU

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

jojobean wrote:

African Ass Annihilators

Sounds like a 70's roller derby team.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 May 2010 Posts: 83

How can you say he has no redeeming qualities?
He has a real flair for colorful fashion combos. I especially love the red high top sneakers matched with the bright orange pants....although I'm not completely sold on the yellow shirt. Perhaps some sort of pirate blouse in pink or purple might have really topped it off.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:20 pm

Didn't "Famous" get a photo shopped magazine article about him, including a centerfold, some years back? I think he was the one who copyrighted the word "stredded".

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:50 pm

Nurse Nasty did some spectacular Photoshopped gay magazines for Shorty several years ago. Later Bohigal did a couple more.

I sure miss them both. Sad

Hopefully there's someone here now with the necessary skills to spread Prosper's fame.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:19 pm

Mortal's got skills...

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:24 pm

I'll give it a go this evening. Besides it will give me a good excuse to google 'gay pr0n'. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:18 pm

Padme wrote:

Mortal's got skills...

You promised not to tell. Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:09 am

jojobean wrote:

I need gay PRON

You should have PM'd B8er.

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:59 am

Maybe we could photoshop him onto Shorty's or Turd's nudes?

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 4:19 am

Justcold wrote:

You should have PM'd B8er.

You really need to move your collection out of my lockup.

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:44 pm

Thanks to those who have said they are going to give it a go. This is awesome. This is my last bait and those of us involved just like to make this guy squirm a little bit more.

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

Nurse Nasty did some spectacular Photoshopped gay magazines for Shorty several years ago. Later Bohigal did a couple more.

I sure miss them both. Sad

Hopefully there's someone here now with the necessary skills to spread Prosper's fame.

Marvinator used to do mine. He was stellar. But I haven't seen him around these parts.

BRUIN wrote:

Didn't "Famous" get a photo shopped magazine article about him, including a centerfold, some years back? I think he was the one who copyrighted the word "stredded".

Yes. Famous got the worst treatment of any lad I've ever had. Whilst his father was on vacation in Chad, the sexy TWAT intern Anita got him to take nude pics with his best friend Philemon. Long story short, they were the Stars of Ghana Homosexual magazine. The worst part, he made the mistake of giving me contact information for all of his family. Soooooo, yeah. That got distributed to some pretty close people.

He wasn't the one who did stredded though. That was Adamu. He coined both stredded and hash conditions.

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:06 am

So real gay action shots on the cover. I guess these would not do.

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:58 pm

^^^^
Those look really good. Any chance we could make them more, uhm, offensive!?

His name is Prosper Joel. Maybe it could specifically use his name.

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:11 pm

Quote:

Any chance we could make them more, uhm, offensive!?

I'll regret saying this. I will so regret saying this.

Get me a bottle metaxa and a free afternoon.

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:21 pm

^^^What's wrong with Metaxa?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:27 pm

^^ That there's nearly not enough of it.

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:44 pm

Mod edit: Sorry, I had to remove the links. Google is a sponsor and nudity isn't allowed. Please pm the links to jojo . -ghost

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I can't unsee that Sad

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:37 pm

Nice work Mortal. Those are hilarious.

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:45 pm

@Mortal:

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

About average; no dinosaurs.

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:23 pm

You missed Connie's then.

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:36 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

no dinosaurs.

You've not been looking closely enough. The fine details stand out when printed. Undoubtedly, it would help you see the dinosaur too.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

how about this:

the covers with laddy on the front page are great. but there needs to be some incentive to do more:

so, don't just advertise pics of him, but a full exclusive interview with him, where he can tell about the things he loves, hates, which type of men he preferres, that he loves wearing bold denim shirts, and that he has a big tattoo in order to honor the one and only god of cocks.

add some weird opinions about the current political landscape in the world and in nigeria, and what nigerians can do in particular to improve things (things that go against their values).

if done correctly, that will cause an immense problem for him.

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