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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:01 am

Wednesday, 09.30 AM

- Ok, it looks like we are still in the game! Laughing

- Charlotte responded to the last message of Gemina (G. Minhaturian):

Quote:

Dear Gina,

Before noon, i will forward the full details of the quotation to you for cross check.Mathew is working on it.

Charlotte

So, Gemina replying to Charlotte:

Quote:

Ok,

Is important for Mathew to keep in touch with those idiots. They like to talk much, and old cardinal wants people to respond immediately to his stupid messages.
Equally important it is that they MUST have confidence in Mathew as "a brother of the Faith". I told you that they were fooled last year and have lost nearly $500,000.
This fucking morons are more cautious now and they are trying to take some precautions.

Mathew has to become a member of the congregation. Also, in his role (as Project Manager & Local Reverend), he must find parishioners willing to share their faith.
If we manage to persuade the Cardinal Eufrosie that there, in Togo, is a nucleus of parishioners, when the new church project can begin. And then we can start with "expenses"!

Mathew surely be asked about a city in Togo, where "we" to build a church. We have to prepare well ALL the details so our story to be more credible.

Gemina

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

The next bit is the litmus test , will he get off his hole and start working ??

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:00 am

Still no news in Filomena's inbox

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:23 am

Perhaps it is preparing intensively. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 7:32 am

Thursday morning

- Hmm, I don'l like his "silence". Laughing

- Minhaturian (young assistant of Eduard, as "accomplice" of the lad):

Quote:

My friend, it's already obviously that you kidding me.
Cardinal Eufrosie is very upset, and I'm totally disappointed.
I'm going to look for someone else able to work with me, efficiently and quickly.
I can not afford to miss this opportunity to make big money, just because you are lazy and unable to write a few lines!

Charlotte:

Quote:

Dear Gina,

why will Cardinal be upset with me?Mathew is working on the paper work which you advice must be authentic and you know i am being careful.

Also he told me cardinal asked him to get membership details and other members photos holding a paper of muie.

This on going process.i think he will come up with the project bill today and i will send for you.

Charlotte

Minhaturian:

Quote:

You remember my words?
I already told you:"Is important for Mathew to keep in touch with those idiots. They like to talk much, and old cardinal wants people to respond immediately to his stupid messages."

Cardinal Eufrosie told you to get in touch with his personal assistant (sister Filomena) and with church treasurer (father Actinie).
That was Monday, for God's sake! Today is Thursday and you have not been written any messages for 3 days???

Even if "our technical documents" are not ready yet, you need to press for accession among church members. They should appoint you as Local Reverend, and you must prove that you are able to recruit some parishioners there.
Remember, without faith there is no church!... without church, there is no building construction!... without building construction, there is no money to spend!

Fucking Jesus, you have to show them respect and obedience for them to have full confidence in you!

Minhaturian again:

Quote:

Another one last question: Who the fuck is reverend Amos Holylife???

What you needed another character in our story?
If you invented, you must be careful to be credible... Old cardinal sent him a letter, which remained unanswered.
This is unacceptable for Eufrosie, to ask something and not be answered. He considers this as a lack of respect. Be careful!

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On the other hand, with the same scheme (old Eduard - his young assistant Minhaturian - all church elders) I caught another idiot.
- It is from Burkina and seems more malleable and more determined to "make money". Laughing

Quote:

yes, i understand you, am in burkina faso, so now what are the next step, meanwhile, your boss eduard has given me the email address of the cardinal Eufrosie to contact him which i will do now regarding to the church project according to your directive, However, i am in transaction with your boss Eduard which he promise to claim the fund with me, and i have already given him an application letter to fill and send to the bank email address, i understand you very clear, so you have to help so that your boss eduard can apply to the bank immediately and we will be waiting for the respond of the Eufrosie concerning the church project.

and

Quote:

Alright, i am willing to work with you my friend, concerning the paper works of documents; you don't have to be worried over it, am very good in that aspect, actually, i lived in Burkina Faso West Africa, City Ouagadougou.

- For now we are at the stage where he applied to become a MUIE member.
- If he is so good at "preparing the documents", then I am sure he will have much work! Laughing

I will keep you updated with the situation development.
=================

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:00 am

So, we have some reactions. Laughing

Charlotte, to Minhaturian:

Quote:

Dear Gina,

I got your email and i think Mathew is working on this and what is needed is the best result which wil be good for you.
Rev Amos is the rev over there wh has accepted to convert all his members to MUIE FAITH.

We are working.
Charlotte

Minhaturian:

Quote:

Don't fucking me with "your reverend Amos"!
It's a real reverend? Or is just another "alter ego" of you?

Because, if it's real, then it will be necesarry to proove it... old idiots of MUIE church will claim convincing evidence. I hope you're prepared in this direction.

====

Reverend Amos (the lad), to cardinal Eufrosie:

Quote:

Dear Cardinal Efrosie,

This is Rev Amos Holylife from Togo.we have our members ready 500 new converted people to MUIE his holy Lamb.
I am waiting for the directives of things to inaugurate our members.

Regards
Rev Amos

Old cardinal's answer:

Quote:

Dear reverend Amos, good morning to you!

I'm glad to hear this wonderful things, God bless your herd of sheep! For all necesarry formalities, please keep in touch with my personal assistant (sister Filomena, at filomena@mail ) who is in charge with all Church records. You can to contact her and tell her that your application comes from brother Mathew Appolos. I have to give him all necessary directives. A so large community deserves our full attention and I am convinced that together we will well manage to spread the seeds of Faith there, in Togo.
I would like to send me some photos of your flock, until a to finalize all official documents. I'm curious to know new people, people that we want to help them live better!

May the Holy Lamb bless you and your sheep!
---
Be blessed,
IPS Eufrosie

====

Appolos (the lad), to cardinal Eufrosie:

Quote:

Dear Cardinal,

We are still processing things here and will get back to you asap
Brother Mathew Apollos

Cardinal wrote to Appolos:

Quote:

Brother Appolos, sister Filomena told me that you have not responded to her message. It is imperative to overcome this step, so you can be officially appointed to the position of Project Manager and also MUIE Local Reverend. Please proceed.
---
Be blessed,
IPS Eufrosie

Appolos, to old cardinal:

Quote:

Dear His Lordship Cardinal EuFrosie,

I am working on things here and trying to gather all the necessary info and will forward as soon as i am through and done.

Regards
Brother Mathew Apollos

Cardinal Eufrosie:

Quote:

Brother Appolos, remember, you must be a member of our community before anything else. After the misfortune in August 2016, when those bastard Umukelani stolen our money, we implemented safety rules and conduct rules in the Church.

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So, we will see. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:20 am

Now that sounds promising. I hope we can make them record their version of "MUIE had a little lamb" Cool

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:32 am

And I hope the same thing.
Obviously, we will also be delighted with a range of nice trophies. Right? Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:43 am

Friday, at noon time

Mathew Appolos, to cardinal Eufrosie:

Quote:

Dear Cardinal,

Kindly give me the contact of Eduard..It is very urgent.

Brother Mathew Apollos

Cardinal Eufrosie:

Quote:

Brother Appolos, you do not have Eduard's email? What happened there?
Sister Filomena told me that she still awaiting a letter from you. Is there a problem? Your silence worries me and deeply disappoints me.

Anyway, for Eduard's contact: eduard@mail (or, his assistant: minhaturian@mail )

The lad:

Quote:

Dear Cardinal,

I am working on it,have taken a pictures of the newly members of MUIE and will forward asap.

Brother Mathew Apollos

Old Cardinal:

Quote:

Brother Appolos, I received a message from Eduard. He tells me that he can not communicate with your friend Charlotte. It seems that email is broken, or it's a computer virus?

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:17 am

Birlic wrote:

... On the other hand, with the same scheme (old Eduard - his young assistant Minhaturian - all church elders) I caught another idiot... Laughing

- I've told you about another idiot... well, this is our man: Mr. Barra, from Burkina. Laughing

- I suspect that his picture is graphically manipulated , but still I did lose his time. Laughing

The lad (William), to assistant Minhaturian:

Quote:

i have responded to they request

Minhaturian:

Quote:

Yes, I see your reply. Very good!
You have to know that priests have "free" days in Saturdays and Sundays... they pray and take counsel among themselves.
Do not worry if they do not reply to messages received.
We must wait their response.
Are you ready to "find" new parishioners for their new church?

The lad:

Quote:

Well, but that should be after they have committed some money for us for the start of the project, because the parishioners believe in physical evidence, that is seeing and believing, or did you think it will be that easy in africa to gather people just like that without any convincing tools, i know i can do it but it will cause us money.

So my friend, we have to be well prepared in that aspect, because it only me and you that know what we are doing, that we are into game, but the parishioners have to see some prove before accepting of taking the pictures.

So therefore, either the MUIE church will committed some money for the starting of the project so that we can from they buy gift and deceive some people to take pictures, i will tell the parishioners that the gift i am sharing is from the MUIE church leaders that send it for us and there is a lot of benefit if they accepted to be member. (that is the plan) and believe me that here in Africa hence there is something like gift sharing to the people, them will absolutely do as i instructed as the Reverend

Thanks for your understanding

Regards
William

Minhaturian:

Quote:

I perfectly understand you, yes, it would be good to we can manage to get some money first.
I will try to talk to Eduard, to find out some details.
From what I know, the old idiots that meet monthly and enjoyed talking and arguing among themselves on these themes related to money. I hope I can learn more from Eduard.
Or, we can have patience and see what Nectarie says. Right?

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:02 am

From our primary subject (Charlotte / Mathew)

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Appolos Mathew, to the old Cardinal Eufrosie:

Quote:

Dear Cardinal.

I am very sorry for the delay respond.I am puting things together and also getting all the new convert in place.

I will forward the full details asap
Brother Mathew Apollos

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Charlotte, to Minhaturian (assistant of Eduard):

Quote:

Dear Gina,

I am writing to inform you that i have been in the hospital and i just got out.
Hope you are doing good.

Blessed is the holy Lamb.
Charlotte

Minhaturian is nervous:

Quote:

I do not know what to say.
That kind of apologies is not well approved by those crazy church elders.
Sister Filomena was complained that it's been a week since she asked you for some documents.

You're so lazy that you have not answered the message from Filomena. It is already a week from its message, and this is unnaceptable!
I want to warn you, cardinal Eufrosie does not want to discuss anything with you because he thinks that you you kidding with his Faith. Sister Filomena is upset and feels offended.

Honestly, I do not think we have more chances, because you're not serious.
You had to complete two papers and sent a picture. Only that!
That's it! I was looking for someone else.
My plan is perfect, but you're not the right man.

====

EDIT

The lad (as Charlotte) wrote to Eduard:

Quote:

Dear Daddy Eduard,

I am writing to inform you that i have been in the hospital and i just got out.

Hope you are doing good.

Blessed is the holy Lamb.
Charlotte

But Eduard is upset. He it's very dissapointed by his behavior of Mr. Appolos:

Quote:

Dear my Charlotte, I do not do well at all and I'm sad and upset!
- I vouched for your friend Mathew, that he is serious and reliable, but I am very disappointed with his behavior.
- Sister Filomena confirmed to me that she has sent some documents to complete 7 days ago. Whitout any answer from Mathew? For many days?
- Cardinal Eufrosie told me that maybe we should think of another person... someone who is more respectful and more able to carry out all Holy tasks.

Be blessed, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb,
father Eduard

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:51 pm

The lad (Charlotte) to assistant Minhaturian. She wants to be a "drama queen". Laughing

Quote:

OK IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PERSON GO-AHEAD.

THANKS

Minhaturian:

Quote:

I told you myself, in my first messages, that it is very important to gain the trust from old crazy men of the church.
And you wait one week without answer to their fucking messages?
Do you think in this way we can we take their money?

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:39 am

I'd call him out on the photoshopped pic. I'm sure that the church checks all membership photos with some sort of image analyzer, as they have been scammed in the past....

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:24 pm

@Avalar: I already did that, as Minvaturian (his accomplice)... the lad's answer is typical:

Quote:

You got it all wrong my friend, the issue here is that you don't even trust me as your co worker and business partner. Listen, did you think i am such foolish to take a real picture of mine to send to those people? I paid someone who took the picture and paid someone who change the face of the real picture and put another face and it look like real. (to be sincerely with you, i have already spent up to $50 already in this business) i put fuel to drive from my residence to the area we have such facility, like scan printing machine, i did all that because i believe you and i believe in this business. i have already paid somebody again this morning concerning the law firm, he took picture holding the STIKER, MUIE CHUCH something and the picture is in my phone now.

So therefore, please stop thinking negative to my demand is because i am not financially Ok now to carryout this demands alone, please you have to understand, let us work like a brother as you said and make a cool money from this old mens. i have communicated some of my contacts so that i get the ceremonial robe, but all my effort prove abortive, no REVEREND will accept to give out his ceremonial CLOTH to somebody to wear, so therefore we have to do it be our-self, i have contacted a tailor that we do it immediately, but the prize i don't have it for now about $75 total.

If i can get financial assistant from you today, definitely, tomorrow evening and next tomorrow morning everything will be ok and the picture will be send to Nectarie unfailingly.

My reply to him:

Quote:

Hehehe, are you crazy?

We talk about a huge amount of money, and only thing that you can do is to trying scamm me with $50 and $75?
You are stupid, or what? I'm disappointed. Really!

I feel like I wasted my time with you. Seriously, do you know how many daily scamm messages gets my boss?
If you do not want to work seriously, then I think I'll find someone else.

====

I do not think we'll have more fun with him, so (if he answers to my letter) I will try to send him some money with Western Union + "phone safety procedures". Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:57 am

Birlic wrote:

I do not think we'll have more fun with him, so (if he answers to my letter) I will try to send him some money with Western Union + "phone safety procedures". Laughing

Done!

Yesterday

The lad:

Quote:

Your pissy me off with your stupid words, Listen, if you don't believe that i am telling you the truth, you should fuck off ok, what is $50 Or $75 to compel our target of getting thousands of dollars.
everything is not a scam my friend, currently i am financially down until month end, so therefore, if you can assist me financial to enable us met the required as matter of urgency fine and good, Ok.

Me:

Quote:

OK, I want to make one last attempt, for to see what a kind of man you are.
- I need you to send required file to father Nectarie (your new "proof of Faith" photo).
- I need all of your details for to make a single one small payment, for you. How much do you want? I need your full cooperation, in this operation.
Give me your bank account, or some details for Western Union payment.
But, you have to send those fucking file to Nectarie, ok? I really want the church money!

The lad:

Quote:

Alright, we need to work like a brother and make money from this people, here is my information for the Western Union.

Receiver Name: Silas Okwudiri David
Country: Burkina Faso
City: Ouagadougou

As i have told you estimately $75 is ok so that i can buy the WHITE cloth and give a tailor for the garment of Ceremonial robe and take the picture immediately and forward to Nectarie.

Me:

Quote:

I will send you $150.
I will be back soon.

I prepared a "special" Western Union receipt for him:

Quote:

I make the payment at Western Union desk.

- Total amount: 150.00 USD (I have also paid for additional security using Western Union "special procedure", for to be sure that the money will be delivered only to you!)
- The Western Union "special procedure" PIN phone service: "special phone number"
- Your security transaction PIN code (16 digits) is: 954379746077XXXX

1) You must call at the "special procedure" PIN phone service, and you will be asked to enter those 16 digits PIN code.
2) If the entered PIN number is correct, the control-system machine will confirm you total amount, currency and payment method.
3) After that, a human operator will give you all necessary details (MTCN / the payment reference number).

Yes, I know about Eufrosie's last message, please send required photo to father Nectarie.
We can make big money, don't be stupid and don't try to cheat me for only 150 dollars.

====

Today

The lad:

Quote:

Nothing is ok, i have been online with the system machine since yesterday and the MTCN number have not yet given to me, the machine is still telling me to stay on the online! stay on the online!! stay on the online!!! (what a fuck)

You should contact them and send me the MTCN, why are you delaying this process? i gave you an information to send money to me and you went and follow another process, i have already spent more than $10 for the calling communication with the system machine. what kind of bushit is this

Me, innocent 100%:

Quote:

What's happened there? Burkina it's a country full of morons, crooks and stupids thiefs. Be careful!
Maybe, at your place can be a problem related to the phone line or the internet connection?
Because I have absolute no way to check this fact.
I tried yesterday to call from here, but the security system refused me access (the call must be made from the country where you pickup the money).
- For 4 days my money is stuck in the security system.
- Because the PIN code is valid only for 4 days, you can always remove the money at this time (3 days remaining)... today, tommorow, or after tommorow.

Please, try again!
The procedure must be very simple:
- you make the call and enter the PIN code (be careful, it's a 16 digits number!)
- after that, the security system check your entered PIN number.
- If phone line is busy, you might need to wait until the human operator takes about you and provide the MTCN.

====

I think we are dealing with a very frustrated lad. Laughing

EDIT:

The lad:

Quote:

You don't have to worried about the thieves in Burkina Faso ok, we discussed something for the mutual benefit of our business and you went and put SECURITY or whatever in the transferring process, and you know exactly that time is our greatest enemy now in this business according to the CARDINALs message yesterday, that we are given 10 days and we should hurry up, why are you making transfer with SECURITY? am sorry, i will not call that system machine again.

To be sincerely with you, i will not call the system machine again, you should go there and change the process. THANKS

Me, innocent 200%:

Quote:

Fuck all this security shit things!
The fucking Western Union clerk told me to use this modality, because Burkina-Faso is a country renowned for electronic fraud and scammfrauds. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
The money is stuck in the system for a period of 4 days (so that PIN code is valid), so I can not withdraw NOW from there. I have no other money available.

What are we doing?

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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:04 am

Quote:

i have already spent more than $10 for the calling communication with the system machine. what kind of bushit is this

Ha ha ha! Lovely!

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:45 am

And that's not all! Laughing

The lad:

Quote:

FUCK THAT SECURITY AND THEY MODALITY OF A THING, the system machine hold me online for 30 minutes yesterday after i have given the 16 digit number and it's valid according the machine and still telling me to STAY ON ONLINE! STAY ON ONLINE!! STAY ON ONLINE fuck off, Today again after the confirmation of the 16 digit number the system machine is singing music for me i should stay online more than 1 hours and 45 minutes what a fuck.

BULSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me, innocent 300%:

Quote:

WTF is going on wrong in that country?
WesternUnion clerk told me that it will happen because all West Africa is a region where money is lost or stolen by thieves.

If you have some time available, can you try again.
I was now at WesternUnion desk and I tried to withdraw my money, but this is impossible for another 3 days.

Let's come to overcome this delicate moment and try to take advantage of these available days for our operation. Send by Nectarie all required and let's try to make serious money.
Over three days I will withdraw my money form WesternUnion and I will try a new modality, perhaps with MoneyGram?

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