Lad tries to scam Danaerys Targaryen

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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:23 am

The Lad behind Desmond Ego exhausts all metaphors for stupid. He's been sacked, sworn at, and belittled, and still he persisted with the same scripts, putting the wrong names on them (Cammy is not George Ortiz), signing with different names, and leaving the exchange on the same email trail...

So when his response to

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You were run over by the foolmobile, the dumb bus and the stupid train, no fucking doubt about that.

Turned out to be

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Full Name:.....
Age:........
sex:........
Occupation:....
Residence Address:.......
Phone Number:...........
Country:..............
Your nearest airport…………………….
I await receipt of these Information so that we can proceed accordingly.

I thought, why not have some fun, and went Game of Thrones on him.

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Full Name: Danaerys Targaryen
Age: 30
sex: Female
Occupation: Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men
Residence Address: Palace of the Khaleesi, Mereen, Valyria
Phone Number: None
Country: Valyria
Your nearest airport: Dragonstone

Did he notice?

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On receipt of your responds, regarding my last email to you. Your payment was supposed to be remitted in your bank account before now as the right procedure of effecting transfer of all kinds of payment. The transfer charge, normally, should be deducted from your payment but in this case, it would not be so due to the present existing verdict on bank activities in order to cut short all manner of misappropriation of fund and diversion of beneficiary payment.
Hence, this is why you are still requested to pay for this cost of transfer charge, which is $150 only. This is because of the instruction given to us by the court and security agencies so if the transfer charge is settled today, you will receive your complete payment of $10.7 million immediately.
Below is the information to send the fee through money gram

Let's raise the ante.

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From Danaerys Targaryen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, to the most ignoble and wretched Rady Jack
Whereas Our wealth is position is of such magnitude that ten millions and more is of small consequence to us, therefore be informed that your donation is accepted only inasmuch as it may benefit those more deserving than yourself.
The fee requested by your humble and debased person will be delivered in person by Our most loyal servitor Ser Jorah Marmont to the official residence of that most ill-fortuned body OFAC in the expectation of your most expedient obedience.
Be aware that Our patience is far from infinite and the kindness of Our heart is not to be given to fools and idiots.
Given under this hand
Danaerys Targaryen
The Stormborn
Breaker of Chains
Mother of Dragons

That was last August. Two days ago he was back, under the name Senatir Sanusi Reebok, but same email trail:

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This is to officially announce to you that some scam Syndicates
were apprehended in COTONOU , BENIN few days ago and after several
interrogations and tortures your details were among those mentioned by
some of the scam Syndicates as one of the victims of their operations.
After proper investigations and research at Western Union Money
Transfer and Money Gram office to know if you have truly sent money to
the scam Syndicates through Western Union Money Transfer or Money
Gram, your name was found in Western Union Money Transfer database
amongst those that have sent money through Western Union Money
Transfer to Nigeria and this proves that you have truly been swindled
by those unscrupulous persons by sending money to them in the course
of getting one fund or the other that is not real, right now we are
working hand in hand with Western Union and Interpol to track every
fraudsters down, do not respond to their e-mails, letters and phone
calls any longer they are scammers and you should be very careful to
avoid being a victim to fraudsters any longer because they have
nothing to offer you but to rip-off what you have worked hard to earn.
In this regard a meeting was held between the Board of Directors,mr
president and of The Federal ministry and Financial Crimes Commission
and International revienue service (IRS) as a consequence of our
investigations it was agreed that the sum of Ten million seven hundred
thousand US Dollars (US$10.700,000) should be transferred to you out
of all the fundsyou have in africa that Federal Government of Benin
has set aside as a compensation to everyone who have by one way or the
other sent money to fraudsters in Benin.
Contact the United bank Agents diplomatic now to issued you online
Atm cardwhich he will delivery to you through dhl company send your
email address stated below inform them about this notification letter
and the online transfer of your fund in atm card ; Email: ( forwardede
also your information to him with your phone number all your adressess

So with just a few changes, I sent a suitable reply.

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From Danaerys Targaryen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, to the most scorned and derided Senator Sanusi Reebok
Whereas Our wealth is position is of such magnitude that ten millions and more is of small consequence to Us, therefore be informed that your donation is accepted by Us only inasmuch as it may benefit those more deserving than yourself.
That being said, it pains Us to note that your lack of wits is made abundantly clear by the absence of the details pledged by you for the anonymous "United bank Agents diplomatic", thereby reducing your missive to the level of farce.
Be aware that Our patience is far from infinite and the kindness of Our heart is not to be given to fools and idiots.
Given under this hand
Danaerys Targaryen
The Stormborn
Breaker of Chains
Mother of Dragons

The Lad's riposte was - bizarre:

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You are a good person to your follow business partners.
As an Agent and diplomatic of uniteg bank
I have never FAL ANY CLIENT You have not even call or send me
an email telling me thanks also showing us gratitude for making your
transaction of your compensaction in online atm card
ready to delivery and withdraw immediately.
Are you an ungrateful person? Prove me wrong. I have made contact with
my client whom I worked for many years a go. A very good man and I
offered him good service and I to finalize this transfer without delay
The bank to sign for all the transfer documents delivery approval papers so that
the bank can transfer $10.7million to you online atm account. bank informed me
that the owner of the which is you refused to pay only required by
the bank to certify all the transfer certificates and approvals in
your names to stop any financial organization to stop the transfer or delivery of the caard .
Neanwhile if you not a serious man and they also said that you forgot
that time is money. Because of the error you mentioned, we will try
to drag you into making payment which you for yourself not us. You
should have obeyed and follow our instructions because by the end of
the day we all are pursuing the same goal. I made this move because
you cannot afford to loose all the funds paid in your names in the card and you
have shown me that you are very ungrateful by not sending me an email
thanking me for my effort .
You do as you please with the transaction. There are rules and
regulations of the banking and dhl company system of which you and no one will
change. Its financial regulatory act 1996 amended in 2011.
Continue from where you stopped, this is the only way you will
recover all the money you awarded from my bank to pay for you which
you did not show any form of appreciations. The bank will communicate
the letters, documents and delivery arrangements made on behalf of
bank the new beneficiary of the funds. I will not accept to work for
you again if you not serious because you are full of tricks and also
you do not have heart of following appreciation to those who helped you!!!

Now how should the Mother of Dragons take that?

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From Danaerys Targaryen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, to the most pathetic and lack-witted Senator Sanusi Reebok
Whereas We are business partners to no-one, for We have no partners, only subjects; whereas We do not follow the laws of lesser mortals but make Our own laws; whereas We are not "dragged" into anything, for We are blood Royal, and not subject to the whims of lowly and degraded mortals such as you; and whereas your foolish and unforgivable lapse in title is an insult worthy of the most hideous death that can be imagined - consider most carefully your next response, for it may be your last in this life, and may the Gods have mercy upon you in the next.
Given under this hand
Danaerys Targaryen
The Stormborn
Breaker of Chains
Mother of Dragons

Watch this space.