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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Unfortunate use of the English language !!

Quote:

from: wanker <"ww."@true.ocn.ne.jp>
reply-to: wank <[email protected]>
to:
date: Thu, Feb 9, 2017 at 10:45 AM

subject: FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE
NATIONAL HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY COMPLEX
SENATE HOUSE – UPPER CHAMBERS WUSE DISTRICT, NIGERIA

I have to inform you again, that we are not playing over this, I know
my reason for the continuous sending of this notification to you, the
fact is that you can’t seem to trust any one again over this payment
for what you have been in cantered in many months ago, but I want you
to trust me, I cannot scam you for $185 it is for bank processing of
your payment, the fees of $185 is clearly written to you before, I did
not invent the bill to defraud you of $185 it is an official bank
payment processing fee, and the good part of this, is that you will
never, ever be disturbed again over any kind of payment, this is
final, and the forms from there becomes effective once we submit your
payment application processing fee and pay the form fee of $185 I don’t
want you to loose this fund this time, because you may never get
another such good opportunity.

The federal government is keen and very determined to pay your overdue
debts, this is not a fluke, I would not want you to loose this fund
out of ignorance, I will send you all the documents as soon as bank
payment processing fee is paid, you have to trust me, you will get
your fund, find a way to get $185 you will not loose it, instead it
will bring your financial breakthrough, find the
money and send it to our bursary. The reason why am sending you this
because I want you to receive your USD7.5M immediately we are trying
to round up for this payment program.

The processing charges which was initially on the high price has been
cut down by the payout bank considering the poor economic situations
that make it difficult for the middle class citizens to meet up with
the processing charges of their entitlement. Upon the confirmation of
your processing charges you will get your $7.500, 000.00 into your
account within 15hrs.

As soon as the payment is received today, you will receive your $7.5M
the same today without any delay.

Your Faithfully,
Mr wanker Robert

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:02 pm

That's GREAT! It's a rare thing when you get to address a lad with an appropriate moniker like this one. Laughing