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jose_cuervo
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:20 am |
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mrs_cuervo never lets me go grocery shopping when I'm hungry. Lucky for me, mrs_cuervo is in Texas and I am out of town.
I missed lunch yesterday and didn't really feel like going out to eat so I decided to go by the store and get some sandwich fixin's.
1 loaf of fresh bread from the bakery - thick sliced.
1/4 pound of baby Swiss
1/4 pound of sliced roast turkey
1 small package of prosciutto
1 small package of arugula
1 small package of blackberries
1 small bottle of ranch dressing
1 small jar of Dijon mustard
Two slices of bread one with dressing, one with mustard.
A couple of slices of turkey on the mustard side, a slice of prosciutto on top of the turkey, a slice of Swiss on top of that.
The arugula on the dressing side, 1/2 dozen blackberries on tpp of the arugula (they tend to stay on better if sliced).
Flip turkey-Swiss side over on top of the rabbit-food side and enjoy.
It was phenomenal. 
(ETA it was just as good tonight)
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:35 am |
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It all sounded great until you got to the blackberries. Say what??  |
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jose_cuervo
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:01 am |
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Yep blackberries. Cheese and berries pair well together (think wine-tasting). 
I just put a spin on one of my Thanksgiving leftover favorites. Turkey sandwiches with cranberry sauce (sans arugula and prosciutto).
It was all I had hoped it could be and more. Going to switch up a bit tomorrow, maybe roast beef, baby spinach and raspberries (with a bit of horseradish in lieu of Dijon). I'll report back with the results.  |
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B8er
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:47 am |
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Nearly every man on the planet - "Wife's away, I'll invite the guys over for beer and poker."
Jose - "Wife's away, I'll make a sandwich."
What next jose, a spot of hoovering or doing the laundry? |
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jose_cuervo
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:13 am |
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/\/\/\ Maybe after I shave my legs. |
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^ Your haute bourgeoisie is showing now and NO amount of Cope will save you.
Vive la révolution! |
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bware419ers
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:29 pm |
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Damn. Now if we only had a recipe thread...
If I had an MTCN number for every time I wanted to junk punch jose... |
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Pastor Frank
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:42 pm |
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^ He posted a food related question yesterday in LEG SHAVING HELP, HINTS & TIPS.
He's back on the jug. |
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B8er
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:13 pm |
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^^^ To be fair, the question was whether he could use whipped cream rather than shaving cream. |
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Pastor Frank
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:28 pm |
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^ Well, it is debatable and there are different trains of thought on the subject. When he's on the jug he doesn't value other peoples input on anything; stubborn.
Pfft. |
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@Bware-we do have a recipe thread:https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=219470
Jose is just ignoring it. Needs a junk punch. |
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^Bware is being snarky and abusive. Per usual. 
Take her to task Capone. |
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jose_cuervo
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Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:39 pm |
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@Bware-we do have a recipe thread:https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=219470
Jose is just ignoring it. Needs a junk punch. |
I'm not ignoring it, I'm just not acknowledging it, since it isn't 'all about me'.
As far as the shaving cream vs. whipped cream debate; you're all wrong. I use a non-GMO kale/aloe Vera base with Andean-grown (above 8,250 ft) whole bean, organic, coffee solution.
Only losers shave with anything less. |
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| 1/4 pound of baby Swiss |
Isn't there a Law against eating small central European children?
Or is having them thinly sliced OK? |
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Pastor Frank
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B8er
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:48 am |
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| Baby Swiss is an American type of cheese that was invented by Alfred Guggisberg and named by his wife in the mid 1960s outside of Charm, Ohio. |
I don't recall seeing a Baby Swiss in my local Coop - plenty of other real cheeses though
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
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bware419ers
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:06 am |
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| I don't recall seeing a Baby Swiss in my local Coop |
Well, cheese is a dairy product, not poultry.
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noun: coop; plural noun: coops
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a cage or pen for confining poultry.
"a chicken coop"
synonyms: pen, run, cage, hutch, enclosure
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| I'm just not acknowledging it, since it isn't 'all about me'. |
Once frilly boots and the sandwich-that-emptied-the-fridge were covered, the thread became boring. |
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Jose making infant sandwiches in B8er's chicken coop while Mortal stands outside unshaven is boring? Maybe, but PF using a laugh emoticon?
Downright scandalous. |
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jose_cuervo
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Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:26 am |
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I'm still making excellent sandwiches. I'm just keeping the recipes to myself.
My current favorite sandwich is: a Troegs double bock, between an Innis & Gunn IPA and Dark Ale, with a pinch of Copenhagen in lieu of lettuce. |
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