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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:58 am |
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A few years ago, an especially dense Lad ran an orphan scam on Cammy and her boyfriend Nicolae...
There's a lot of profanity. Don't tell me you're surprised.
Apr 12 10:23 PM
Lad: hello
Cammy: Yes?
Lad: hikojk
Cammy: Huh?
Lad: Dear mummy Here is the name of the Receiver (ehihon frank) as the name of the receiver mummy and i shall get back to you as soon as i receive the information of the $140USD from you today. Your Son Samuel Genesys
Cammy: I asked you a question. NOW ANSWER ME!
Lad: Receiver (ehihon frank)
Lad: $140USD
Cammy: What the fuck kind of answer is that?????
Lad: what did u ask me
Cammy: I ASKED HOW OLD YOU ARE! NOW ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
Lad: 14ys
Cammy: So you think I'm old enough to be your mother?
Lad: yes
Cammy: I'm 26! I was not being fucked when I was eleven! What kind of sicko are you?
Lad: please can you help me with your telephone number
Cammy: Why?
Lad: because i need to talk to you
Cammy: You can't.
Lad: i really need your help
Cammy: What could I do?
Lad: i know u can help me in this, becaus i don't have any body here who can help me
Cammy: Why should I help you?
Lad: i have send you an email before
Lad: i want u to help me to receive my late father consignment box, so that you can be my foreign beneficially
Lad: i really need your help
Cammy: Why me?
Lad: the way you talk you are honest person
Cammy: That's not what I meant
Lad: that is why i want u to help me
Lad: what did you mean
Cammy: Why did you choose me in the first place?
Lad: please give me your telephone number so that i can talk to you very well
Cammy: You can't.
Lad: please
Lad: without u now all hope is gone
Cammy: I said you can't. I'm hearing-impaired. You could talk to Nicolae.
Lad: who is Nicolae
Cammy: My boyfriend.
Lad: where is him now
Cammy: Here with me.
Lad: please help me in any way
Lad: ok
Lad: help me taik to him
Lad: ok
Cammy: Then call us [- snipped -]
Lad: thank you very much
Lad: i don't have any money on me to airtime now I will call latter in the day
Cammy: We might be out.
Lad: ok
Lad: i will call at any time
Lad: may God bless you for your kindness
Cammy: I'm not a Christian.
Lad: I reall appreciate that
Lad: really
Lad: are you muslim
Cammy: No, I'm Asatruar.
Lad: ok
Lad: i want to go now
Lad: i will call u
Lad: and oyur boyfriend
Lad: so that we can talk well
Cammy: Sure.
Lad: thank u
Lad: bye for now
Apr 14 11:11 PM
Lad: hello
Cammy: Yes?
Lad: Please call me [- snipped -]
Cammy: Why? Nicu was pretty pissed off last time.
Lad: Please
Cammy: Don't beg!
Lad: 1:29pm
Cammy: Huh?
Lad: please daddy and mummy help your son
Cammy: Why? I don't understand. Are you going to explain?
Lad: Please call me [- snipped -]
Cammy: Again, why? If you want to talk to us, then call us and explain.
Apr 15 12:19 AM
Lad: hi
Lad: hello
Lad: hello dad
Lad: how are u there?
Cammy: This is Cammy. Nicu doesn't chat.
Lad: why??
Cammy: Because this is my fucking computer!!!!!
Lad: oh really
Lad: i see
Lad: but you have to help me dad
Lad: please
Cammy: I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a WOMAN, for the love of Freyja!!!
Lad: i know that
Cammy: Do you? Do you really?
Lad: yes
Cammy: Then why call me dad, you fuckwit? Didn't you do that thing about the birds and the bees?
Lad: am so sorry
Lad: please
Cammy: By the Aesir, you are such a git!
Lad: thank you mummy
Cammy: Don't call me that. It makes me feel sick.
Lad: ooh mummy am sorry for that
Cammy: DON'T CALL ME MUMMY! THAT MAKES ME SICK! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THINK!
Lad: ok
Lad: but am beging you
Lad: please
Cammy: Don't. I don't like that and neither does Nicu. It's unmanly.
Lad: help me please
Cammy: Are you gay? I heard that there are lots of gays in Africa and they're trying to leave because they're afraid.
Lad: yes
Lad: are you there???
Lad: mummy please help your son
Lad: please
Cammy: FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP THAT!
Lad: ok
Lad: please help me
Cammy: Are you gay?
Lad: no
Lad: am a little boy
Cammy: So?
Lad: have seen the enginear and the enginear told me that i have to pay $250usd and i have $150usd and you have to pay $100usd please help me with that
Lad: please
Cammy: I am sick of your whining and begging. You must be gay!
Lad: no
Lad: am not
Lad: please help me
Cammy: Oh, you are! You are a major girlie man! I don't have a problem with that - I'm bisexual.
Lad: no
Cammy: Yes I am!
Lad: that is not me mummy
Cammy: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?????
Lad: am sorry
Lad: please
Cammy: You'd better be!
Lad: ok
Lad: thanks
Lad: help me
Lad: please
Cammy: You're begging again. You are a gay boy. No question.
Lad: no
Cammy: That's why you need to get out of Africa. I can understand that.
Lad: when i get my box open i will send the money to you so that i can continue my education
Lad: please
Lad: i like education
Cammy: Well, looks like you need some.
Lad: i need some money to get my box open
Cammy: But until you come clean about your sexuality, I won't do anything to help you.
Lad: that is good
Cammy: So what are you going to do about it? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2   x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:23 pm |
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A most argumentative Lad. |
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:43 pm |
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Thank you for giving me a laugh! |
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(Lotto Lad x2)
(Phone Lad x5)
(Orphanage Lad x1)
(Recovery Lad x2)
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"I am very plain and very honest." - Kelly
"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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Surplus emails are my life, basically. |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:39 am |
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You certainly know how to pick the funniest lads and drive them totally insane, Yastreb. I can't stop laughing when I read any of your posts. |
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I may be retarded for at the moment, but it won't take long before i bounce back to action - Mado Christopher Jr
MY YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUSE ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND STOP ALL THIS YOUR BLABS OK - CHARLES C. SOLUDO |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1138
Location: In your closet
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Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:25 am |
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What a dipshit this guy is xD, great baiting! |
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"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1300
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Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:44 am |
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A Yastreb classic in the making I feel. Great work. |
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David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:45 am |
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There were some phones calls along the way.
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1823741&highlight=samuel#1823741
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2237168&highlight=samuel#2237168 |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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