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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:36 pm

So the lad dug up an orphanage format...

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Dear Sir / Madam,

Re: Donation Appeal

On behalf of the Little Saints Orphanage, I am writing to appeal to your kindness on their plight and to participate in making the lives of the less fortunate children at this home.In today's ever-changing world, it is getting harder and harder to raise children. Now, it is not an unusual thing anymore nowadays for couples who are not ready to have and raise a child yet put their child up for adoptions. In cases like these, children are placed in specialized centers together with their fellow orphans.

Many orphanages are quite large, and this means that these institutions need quite a bit of money to help their place running. We from Little Saints Orphanage are asking for your support in helping children in orphanages to have a comfortable life while waiting for a good family to adopt them. There are about 45 children between the ages 2-13 in this home who are lacking in nutritious food, clothing, and education. They are the neglected lot of our society as they are located in the slum area. Many of this home’s children are orphans or dumped by their parents or relatives for one reason or another.

We would like to request your kind participation through a generous donation to feed and clothe these children at Blessed Hope Orphanage. The amount collected would go towards hiring a good nutritionist and cook who will ensure good nutritious food served to the children to improve their health. Further collections will go towards proper clothing as winter draws near.

Please do not hesitate to call us for further clarifications. We look forward to your kind donation soonest possible.

Thank you and may God richly bless you.

Yours truly,

Rev. (Mrs.) Christiana Bamidele George
Little Saints Orphanage Home

Rudy replies...

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Dear Mrs. George,

Thank you very much for your mail. I have read your message with great interest. We have to thank the Lord because faith has brought us together. My fiancee and I have been talking about making a donation to charity because of our wedding. We are especially interested in charity projects concerning children and now I find this message in my mailbox. This can't be a coincedence!
Mrs. George, I have great plans already for the orphanage. I still have to work some things out and I will contact you soon with more information. In the mean time can you please send me some more photo's about the orphanage and the children? I want to see the situation over there. Please send me as much information as you have.

God bless,
Rudy Verboven
Sole Owner of Michael and Rudy Investment Limited

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Dear Mr Rudy Verboven,

I am so glad and delighted to receive this mail from you and also glad that you have great interest in helping the orphanage. This must really be a blessing to us faith has really brought us both together and I must wish you a fruitful marriage life in advance for the life journey you and your fiancee is about embarking on. Little Saints Orphanage is a divine haven for Orphans, Abused and Abandoned children, It was the first non-governmental indigenous orphanage approved by the Lagos state government. Since inception on the 4th of June 1994, more than a thousand children have benefited from the programmes of the orphanage. Today over a hundred children with their nannies reside in four branches of the orphanage.
Little Saints orphanage has a three-tier programme for the children: Rehabilitation, Reformation and Reintegration.

REHABILITATION: The first objective is to take abandoned children off the streets and give them a befitting home. The little saints orphanage structurally is a haven in every measure. The children and babies are rehabilitated under the most conducive conditions with unconditional love and excellent care. Our vision is capital intensive because we initiate and build rehabilitation centers. The hostel within these centers is called "LITTLE SAINTS HOUSE" for orphans, abused and abandoned children brought into the mission through the police or good Samaritans. Little saints house is home away from home for our precious saints.

REFORMATION: This is done through Education and extra curricular activities. Education is the best investment in children. The mission is determined to help the little saints as far as they want go to in their pursuit of academic excellence. All Little Saints go to schools located around the orphanage. Presently we many of them in universities.

RE-INTEGRATION: They are reintegrated into society through adoption and fostering to deserving and loving families. There is also reconciliation to extended family members. We work in collaboration with the State Ministry of youths, sports and social development on fostering and adoption issues. So far the exercise has yielded great results. In the beginning we appealed through the media for Nigerians to come forward to adopt but as at today the orphanage has a waiting list of adopters yearning for children!

One of our greatest achievements is the impact we have made on adoption by raising the rate of adoption in Lagos State and by enforcing through interaction and motivation the procedures for adoption.
The best service one can render to God is to raise up a child in his name to walk in his ways. God is the first to have adopted. He adopted us into his heavenly family through his son Jesus Christ! This is why we must do the same and take every single child away from the streets into the security of a Godly home.

It is still unbelievable that a mother would carry a baby for nine months and after going through the near death experience of giving birth she decides to throw the baby in a pit or dump the baby in a dustbin. Our first abandoned baby was brought to the orphanage in a polythene bag. We were shocked! Today that baby is enjoying the love and comfort of a loving family through adoption. Presently, all Babies in Little Saints Orphanage get adopted within a few months after a release order from the court and the social welfare. Glory to God!
Little saints'orphanage does not charge a single naira for adoption. Ours is a call to serve humanity.
The next step for Nigerians to take is towards fostering on a larger scale. We hope to improve on this in our next stage of impact. When children are brought to us from the streets the Social Welfare seek out extended families for reconciliation, some times they find them but most times they don't.

We have BIG dreams...
The objective of the vision is to erase the stigma attached to the orphan status and to create a leverage of equality for these group of children with their peers in the world, irrespective of the unfortunate circumstances they were born into. We dream of a greater Nigeria devoid of street beggars, street children and homeless women laboring for crumbs. We dream of beautiful and well equipped rehabilitation centers for the needy.
We dream of having compassionate leaders who will ensure that every citizen has a chance to a good standard of life. Strong tower mission and Little saints Orphanage is praying and working out these dreams through various laudable projects and humanitarian activities.

With regards to funding, the orphanage depends on placement of collection boxes in public places, musical concerts, fund raising events, as well as financial and material donations from the founders, trustees, compassionate citizens and organizations.

We will like to invite you if possible to find time and pay a visit to the children of the Little saints' orphanage. The children are wonderful to behold. Their laughter, their tender touch, and their whispers of love and appreciation will stir up tenderness and compassion in anyone.
I have attached some photo of the Orphanage and some donor that made donation from different organisation churches and firm Lots of the playing with the children. Kindly see and know the shape and situation of the orphanage. I hope to hear from you again by God’s grace.

God richly bless you greatly (Amen)

Sincerely,
Rev. (Mrs.) Christiana Bamidele George
Little Saints Orphanage Founder

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Nikita: Whats up?

Michael: Cool Nikita
I have gathered all the photo of the orphanage I'll forward them to him in a short while
I don't want to rush him with things we need to take it bit by bit so it will look completely real

Nikita: good plan
just make sure you don't piss him off oke?

Michael: I'll try all i can not too
Please Nikita do you know where my partner lives?
He's not getting back to my emails

Nikita: Not exactly, why?
that's a problem

Michael: Yeah I know
Can you help me out with getting in touch with him please

Nikita: No, he's your problem, not mine
keep trying

Michael: I know Nikita bit try help me on this one please
I'll be glad if you can

Nikita: you fucked it up so deal with it

Michael: U wouldn't understand
Just help me get him back on track

Nikita: what?
What wouldn't I understand?

Michael: This is what happened a friend of his wanted me to assist in picking up some western union MTCN here in my country

Nikita: No shit

Michael: He was scared of sending me the list for my country cause he felt he will be noticed due to the current terrorist attacks going on in country the boko haram
He asked if i had any contact anywhere in around Africa I tod him yes I've gat a contact in Ghana but his friend wouldn't send in the list instead he prefer getting the number of my contact in Ghana which I'm not allowed to give out

Nikita: and?

Michael: Along the line i didn't know what happened he mailed me telling me he almost had a fight with his friend that he think I screw him up and picks the MTCN which I know nothing about
He started telling me shit like fuck off you screw shit of such I wouldn't keep quite so I called him shit too and didn't mail with him again
Along the line I told him I will tell Rudy of all that has been going on I sent him the mail I sent to you as well that made you agreed to set this up though it was nothing but just a mail which I wasn't serious about
That's what happened and I had to give him a break
His major problem is he always want things to be done his way
Simple to take our conversation off email he wouldn't agree issues all the time
Guess you understand what happened now?

Nikita: So you told him you would expose the whole scam?

Michael: That was if he keeps telling shit

Nikita: You idiot

Michael: Fuck u
If i didn't tell you hat would you have agreed to me terms?
I i didn't tell u that would you have agreed to my terms
He doesn't even believe that he knows your mission so he isn't scared of me exposing the whole thing

Nikita: No but he's your partner
If my partner would tell me that I would tell him to fuck off

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Dear Mrs. George,

Thank you for the very nice pictures of the orphanage and the extra information. It gives me a truly warm feeling when I see that you and your staff are working so hard to give those children a real home and if possible I would like to be part of that. I have an ambitious plan to generate a lot of money to donate to the orphanage but I will need your help. Father Johnson, our priest, doesn't like the idea of donating to an organisation which isn't part of our Church. My fiancee on the other hand insists to go on with you. She was completely overwhelmed by the pictures of the little children. This means that I can not rely on the support of the Church and I can't do it all by myself. So if you are interested in working with me to get my project to a good end, please contact me again as soon as possible.

God bless,
R. Verboven

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Michael: Hello Nikita, Whatsup
What has the man come up with?
Give me some updates
Nikita the idiot is beginning in his fucking church thing in here you have lots of work to do now You need to talk him into doing this without the concert of the church
You need to talk him into doing this without the concert of the church Where are you we need to talk

Nikita: what has that to do with me?

Michael: Here is it
<Rudy’s mail>
He's beginning in his church stuff here you have to talk to him to do this without me being a member of their church this is a charity stuff and not a join our church thing

Nikita: Don't worrie about the church.

Michael: How do you mean
How do I response to this mail of his we need to get a plan so I'll mail him accordingly

Nikita: I don't know. That's your part of the job

Michael: Nikita you know he's going to ask I join the church
You need to talk him off his church thing

Nikita: Don't worrie about that, I'll fix it. Just play along with him, and don't piss him off, oke?
Anything heard from the banker?

Michael: Ok I'll mail him now
Not at all
Haven't heard from him

Nikita: that's really bad news

Michael: Yeah I know I'll keep mailing to him i pry he answers me

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:41 pm

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I have an ambitious plan to generate a lot of money to donate to the orphanage......

Yay, I love Rudys plans. They never quite work out for poor Michael Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:52 am

Today the lad and I celebrate our first year together. At least I am, not sure about the lad though Smile

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Dear Mr Rudy,

It's nice hearing from you again, and I'm so glad you are willing to support the orphanage home and have decided to put it upon yourself in helping the children and the orphanage home in general. Mr Verboven, I will like to know how I can work with you to enable you get your plans of fund raising for the orphanage to a good end. The children will deeply appreciate any form of support you render to their well being.
God bless you greatly.

Hope to hear from you soon again.

Sincerely,
Rev. (Mrs.) Christiana Bamidele George
Little Saints Orphanage Founder

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Dear Mrs.George,

Thank you for your mail. I am glad you are willing to help me with the project. I can't do this all by myself and with a little support of you we can do a great job! So let me explain my idea. I am planning an Art Exihibition and Auction. I have a big art collection which I have inherited from my late father. There are far too many pieces and I don't want to keep them all so I thought this was a great opportunity to do something usefull with the collection. I'm going to make a selection of some paintings, litho's and etchings for the auction. There are quite a few valuable paintings so I am sure this is going to be a very big success!
What I would like to ask you is if you could help me with some photographs for the promotional campaign? You have made a lot of very nice photo's so I think that's not going to be a problem. The promotional campaign is very important because it will attract buyers for the auction and the more buyers, the more competition, the more money for the orphanage! Can you do this please? If you agree, please let me know as soon as possible because we don't have much time to waste. The auction will take place at the end of december.

God Bless,
Rudy Verboven

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Dear Mr Rudy,

I am sorry for my late response to your mail, As usual we are always very busy as to ensuring the well-being of the children. I have attached some photos of the children transformation currently and over the years. I believe this will go a long way in the promotional campaign for the children. Please get back to me if you will require anything to make it a success at your end.

God bless you.
Sincerely,
Rev. (Mrs.) Christiana Bamidele George
Little Saints Orphanage Founder

Rudy will require other pictures Smile

In the mean while the lad is still trying to scam Rudy's friend, Mr. Vaughan.

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Dear Mr. Hopkins,

As you have instructed, I have created a new mail account. I'm not completely convinced why all this is needed. I'm sure all problems are solved and there is nothing to worry about. Actually this is a bit annoying because now I need to use two mail accounts. What is it that you want to talk about?

S. Vaughan

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Dear Mr Stevie,

I'm glad you have done as I have instructed, and I'm sorry for getting back to you this late I have been having series of meetings with the insurance company. I know this will sound annoying to you but we have to be very security alert. Email addresses can easily be monitored and hacked by Internet hoodlums and we have to be very careful. We have been trying to rectifier the issue at hand also the main reason I wanted you create another email is for security purpose to be sure that no one is monitoring our conversation, so as not to have a repetition of our last experience. Mr Stevie there is nothing to worry about as our insurance like I said sometime ago has sorted out everything as regards your lost money after all said and done as regards your lost money it has been invested and your investment has stated counting long ago but to finalize issues as regards your investment the company and the insurance has deem it to request to pay a "Service fee" which is means a fee charged an insured or prospective insured by an insurance company [broker or insurance consultant] producer for the placement of insurance or financing lost fund in the process of disbursement, credit reporting, obtaining auto operator's driving records, claim or accident reporting, adjustment of claims. you are to send in a reimbursement fee of $10500 to further make sure that your current and every of your investment is insured in security measures put in place to prevent a re-occurrence of this form of accident. I will want your maximum co-operation so we can finalize this once and for all.

NOTE:- Kindly note that your lost fund has been paid for and your investments with us at Kendrick Investments Limited has been active long before now.

i await to hear from you as regards how this fee is to be sent in.

Sincerely,
Mr Michael Hopkins

Mr.Vaughan never invested in Kendrick Investments Ltd. but I'm going to leave this for now.

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Mr. Hopkins,

I must say I am not entertained by your mail. Why should I need to pay for any fee? It is your company that needs an insurance against loss of money, not the customer. Your company needs to pay, not me! What a stupid arrangement is this?

S.Vaughan

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Dear Mr Stevie,

I understand how you feel, but I'll want you to understand that the company has already insurance for lost of money. The fee required from you is for your lost money that was hijack by those hoodlums, it refunding processes and all paper work and legal documents it entails. Mr Stevie I understand how you fee about this but I advice and urge you to do the needful so as to have this sorted out once and for all. To this end the company has decided that the fee that you are requested to pay will be added to you already invest capital now making a total of $310,500. To this end legal contract documents will be sent to you to sign and return as to the new amount now invested. Kindly get back to me indicating your readiness in making this fee issue sorted out.

Yours truly
Michael Hopkins

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Dear Mr. Hopkins,

I don't understand why I should pay anything. Since you are insured for the loss of the money, all costs should be coverd by the insurance. That's the whole idea about an insurance, isn't it?

S. Vaughan

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Dear Mr Stevie,

I uderstand your stand and your thought on this but I'll want you to understand that you have nothing to worry about as such since the service fee requested from you has been agreed by the company to be added to your already investment capital of $30,000.00 now making a total sum of $310,500.00. Your total cooperation and concern/readiness as regards the swift sorting and finalization of this situation will be highly appreciated. "Service fee" is means a fee charged an insured or prospective insured by an insurance company [broker or insurance consultant] producer for the placement of insurance or financing lost fund in the process of disbursement, credit reporting, obtaining auto operator's driving records, claim or accident reporting, adjustment of claims.

Mr Stevie, I urge you to kindly give your maximum cooperation as we do business together.

Sincerely
M. Hopkins

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Dear Mr. Hopkins,

Something is not right here. I should not have to pay for this fee and I'm not interested in an extra investment of $10,500. Please send me all the documents and insurance policy to take a closer look at it. I think they must have made a mistake.

S. Vaughan

The lad sent next mail to himself and than forwarded it to Mr.Vaughan. He attached a two page document with an insurance policy.

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Dear: Michael & Rudy Investments Limited,

This is a development regarding Mr Stevie Vaughan lost funds with Michael & Rudy Investments Limited kindly find the attached file and act accordingly.

Best of luck
FENTON INSURANCE SOLUTIONS LTD

Than a mail from Michael again with more paperwork attached.

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Dear Mr Stevie I received the agreement document from our attorney of the additional $10,500.00 to your investments also I have forwarded the policy I received from the Insurance company before now kindly look through and get back to me. Also to finalize and have this development sorted out Kindly sign the document and get back to me with a copy of it signed one.

Sicerely
M. Hopkins

Michael also keeps sending mails to Baracus, to no avail...

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Hello Baracus,

I got a job I'll want us to handle very well and I'll be needing your full cooperation as usual. Please get back to me so we can talk about it. It's urgent. I am sorry fro the fight okay let get this done man. Please get back to me ASAP

Michael

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:58 pm

Congratulations on the sand timer!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Many congrats! This has been such a fun bait with so many twists and turns. Am amazed Michael is still with you. Lol

happy crowd

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:34 pm

Love, love, love this bait. And now you have something to time your egg with! Congrats Mattaz Very Happy

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 7:59 pm

A new trophy hunt Very Happy

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Dear Mrs. George,

Thank you so much for the extra photo's but what I need is a little different. I have to make advertising posters for the auction. Normally this would be done by Mr. Cuyvers but because this isn't a charity project for the church I can't ask him for this job. Therefore I need your help. You have proven to be a good photographer so this wouldn't be a problem for you.
I need three photo's of some people of the orphanage or the staff, impersonating a famous painting. I have attached pictures of the paintings to this mail. The models need to be dressed the same as much as possible and need to be photographed in the same pose. It would be nice if I have the photo's by the end of next week because I need to start with the advertising as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation.

God bless,
Rudy Verboven

Michael isn't really happy with his new task and writes to Nikita...

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Michael: Hey
How are you?
Rudy wants i impersonate a famous artist in the position of the photos
Is it possible if I can talk him off it
This is going to be a little hard for me to put up
I need your opinion on this
Also as an orphanage home it is not allowed to do such
We need to act real so what do you think we do

Nikita: I don't think I can talk him out of that
He has set his mind on it
How hard can that be?
Just take the pictures

Michael: Getting the materials and to make someone dress that way is the hard thing
My suggestion is this how about I tell him we can not impersonate as a reputable orphanage home

Nikita: I think the fool is going to freak out if you don't cooperate with this

Michael: Nikita how about this
I tell him the board member refuses us doing such and they think he's doing so to ruin the orphanage home reputation and look for an alternative to this
There is no way i can get this done one the materials isn't at my reach stuffs like that
Help me think of something

Nikita: You are going to risk that he's going to back off and donate to a project of the church

Michael: We need to try something
You're there to insists on him donating to the orphanage

Nikita: just get it done man. How hard can it be to collect some stuff and to take a few pictures??
Be creative!

Michael: I'll try to get someone to do it for me I'll let you know if i can get this materials

Nikita: I have tried to talk about this with Rudy this afternoon. I suggested that it maybe isn't a good idea with the pictures. Well it wasn't a success. He told me that he knows what he's doing and that I don't have to interfere with his plans. He was pretty pissed off about it so I didn't push him.

Michael: Very well then
I'm working on fixing up the photos

Now I'm really curious about the photo's. Because Rudy has seen photo's of the lad as Michael Hopkins, he has to ask his friends to help him with this. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:45 pm

More problems as expected...

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Nikita: You have to tell the fool that you are working on the photo's. It seems that you haven't replied to his last mail, is that correct? He's getting nervous about it.

Michael: I haven't reply to it
I'm having difficulty fixing this up
I think I have to talk him into choosing another option

Michael: This isn't going to be easy for me you know
I've gat to pay them off once they get dress like this for the photo

Nikita: who?

Michael: I need to get a woman a man and 2 kids to dress in this form so I can make photo

Nikita: please don't use kids
ask your friends

Michael: They ain't gonna do it without pay I've ask them before now

Nikita: promise them a percentage

Michael: I'm trying to get some money so I can pay them for it
I did already but ain't convinced due to the previous happening with the first pay
They want anything they do now they get pay immediately gonna be a little hard for me

Nikita: Nice friends you've got

Michael: Nice friends
It's called street no one wanna loss out

Nikita: What do they have to lose with a few pictures??
lazy fuckers

Michael: You don't have to blame them

Nikita: What have they lost on the previous deal?

Michael: Remember the first pay with Rudy on investment plan they where all involved

Nikita: how?

Michael: They all back out now that's why I'm all alone
You would get the whole picture cause you weren't here then
Remember I'm in a HK

Nikita: but you were the one who ran the whole scam
how did they get involved?

Michael: Yeah the contributed with ideals and money to put everything up I was the foreman

Nikita: money??
I don't see what could cost you any money so far
sitting behind a computer doesn't cost you a lot I guess

Michael: Running a scam and just minor chat on the computer ain't same
That deal took us off this country
We had to travel to Benin Republic for some arrangement

Nikita: no shit
Far?

Michael: Check you map
See for yourself

(Almost 500km one way Very Happy

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…

Nikita: Make sure you write to Rudy today, oke?

Michael: Nikita I need a favour from you i don't know if you can't help me cause we are both scam and you might not trust me that much

Nikita: what do you want?

Michael: Right now I'm broke
Can you help me to fix up for the photos required please
I know it's my job but I need your help on every side
I will pay back the gesture by making sure your plans is achieved as soon as possible

Nikita: I'm not going to send you any money
ask your friends
don't they trust you?

Michael: I already told you everything yesterday
They do trust me but non of them want to get in this

Nikita: yeah I know

Michael: They know his mail is been monitored and when it's time for payout they might get rubbed again

Nikita: They have to see it like an investment

Michael: Nikita we have an outstanding deal to do you and I at least you can help me if at all

Nikita: Tell them there will be another job later
give them a fair share
think of something
This is your problem, not mine

Michael: Nikita I've given a fair shear before now 50-50 in the first deal and we got rubbed same thing now but non accepted to be in with this
I know its my problem that was the more reason I wanted you help me talk Rudy out if this photo ideal
If he wish he can just help us out on his own by making his personal donation but he wants it big now

Nikita: You never know what to expect with the fool
You never know what to expect with the fool
you knew that before

Michael: I did thought he was going to ask for the orphanage photo cause I can provide him with lots of it but not this method he wants impersonating a famous artist

Nikita: Do you think my job is easy??

Michael: No job is easy but it will now that you have team wrk
No job is easy but it will now that you have team wrk
You thinking I'm thinking as well of a better place to get yours done

Nikita: If necessary I can do mine without you.

Michael: Yeah because you are there with him
But I can't do mine without you

Nikita: that's your problem
so deal with it and get it done
or walk away

Michael: Nikita can't walk away
Need your assistant in either further talking with him on his ideal or try helping me please

Nikita: You don't understand the fool
I can't talk him out of this
He won't let me
That's what I have been trying to tell you from the beginning but you don't listen
If he's manic, he doesn't take instructions
He thinks he's superior

Michael: Nikita why not help me in making this come through?

Nikita: I'm not going to send you any money
This is an easy job
If you can't handle this, let it go

Michael: How do you mean let it go

Nikita: walk away

Michael: You how much I've been into it
Why say let it go
I'm just asking for a little help from you
You gat whole access to whole lot of money

Nikita: not yet

Michael: You gat it already by intending to be his wife

Nikita: not before the wedding

Michael: You can ask him for money to fix up few things he's giving you

Nikita: don't even think about it
I'm not going to risk my job for you

Michael: Hmmm
But at least you can still help me if you want to

Nikita: Why do you think I would?

Michael: No thinking of anything
Just begging u to

Nikita: stop begging. It's not going to work

Michael: I need to beg maybe you might decide to help me
Without help it will cause a little delay in getting back to him I need to get the photo done properly
Without help I wouldn't be able to fix it up

Nikita: Look, this job will be your last chance to scam the fool. If you can't do it then it's too bad.

Michael: I know that's why I need a little assistant from you help me
I try searching for similar photo of such haven't be able to get it
I did lots of search all with a success

Nikita: like I said, get it done or walk away
I don't give a shit

Michael: If obvious you ain't gonna help no matter how much i beg

Nikita: finally you understand
I have helped you enough already
I can talk to the fool if you want
but that's all

Michael: What can you talk to him about

Nikita: for now, nothing
He need the pictures
I have talked him into your scam

Michael: There's nothing you can do about this?

Nikita: no
I can talk to him if you need more time
but you can't wait too long
Look, you can make a few hundred thousands of dollars here and you are complaining about some photos you have to take

Michael: If I can take them on myself isn't a problems
But the thing is I can't use my face on this try and get it

Nikita: Then you have to find something to get your friends on your side
It's about a lot of money
If you can't get it done it's more for me Smile

Michael: Talk later

Nikita: oke
But you need to hurry up because the fool is getting nervous about it
If you wait too long you are going to miss the opportunity
It's your last chance

Michael: Ok

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:08 am

Suddenly the lazy git can't get the pictures done no more. He even wants to take the risk of informing Rudy about it although Nikita told him not to. Michael told Nikita that he would send a mail to Rudy...

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Nikita: You need to tell me when you are going to send him the mail.
I need to be there if he's going to freak out
I hope he's not going to do something stupid

He already did…

Michael: Go now I just sent the mail

Nikita: You moron!
I'm at work now
God damn!

Michael: You never told me to inform you before sending d mail instead you were saying shit
Are you working all night?

Nikita: no not whole night
I really hope he's oke
I told you he would freak out

Michael: He wouldn't cause I equipped my mail with some bible verses that might make him wants to reconsider his thought

Nikita: You really don't know the fool,do you.

Michael: To a point i do

Nikita: yeah, to a point.
and now I'm in the shit

Michael: No you ain't in a shit relax it might not be that bad.

Nikita: What do you know
You only think about yourself

Michael: Not at all I think of everything and everybody at a particular situation
Moreover you never told me to inform you before sending the mail

Nikita: I told you he would freak out
You should know I had to be there
If he's in a rage he is capable of burning down the house or something awful like that

Michael: Ok

Nikita: What oke???

Michael: Just relax your mind it might been as bad as you think

Nikita: It could be even worse!

Michael: Might
But not sure

Nikita: You fucking asshole!!!!!

Michael: Ok
Call me whatever you want ok

Nikita: yeah you piece of shit, I will

Michael: Ok good for you

Few hours later…

Nikita: I just returned from the fool
What a mess

Michael: What happened?

Nikita: I found him on the floor

Michael: Crying?

Nikita: He ruined the whole place

Michael: Omg
I'm sorry ok but just had to let him knw

Nikita: He was unconcious
You really need to find some way to make that pictures

I’ll skip a whole part of arguing about the photo’s and his lack of money.

Nikita: find some money

Michael: Where

Nikita: don't you have any friend who can lend you some money?

Michael: Yea
They wouldn't help out too sorry

Nikita: Can you promise one thing?
Don't send him any mails no more

We are finished here, or not...

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:53 am

Michael didn't want to take the pictures so I had to come up with another project to keep him busy.

A little preview for what he's going to send to Rudy tomorrow...

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This one isn't finished yet and there are 19 more to come. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:37 am

How cute-reminds me of the dancing hippos in "Fantasia".

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:19 am

Rudy is organising an art auction for the benefit of the orphanage. He asked the lad to let the children make twenty drawings of animals to make postcards, as a gift to the buyers. It took him a week and his still missing a few. His work so far..

Two animals
Owl
Horse
Hippo
Giraffe
Fox
Gekko
Fox2
Chicken
Cat
Deer?
Fish
Dog

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:56 am

Hi Mataz, wonderful trophies!

Idea

Just one possibility going through my mind - would it be possible to easily photochop some of those drawings to read "Little Satan's Orphanage Home"... and have a suddenly devout Rudy object most vehemently to the irreligious content?

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:13 am

Or "Mighty Satan's Orphanage Home"?

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:21 am

^^

Good idea but I'm afraid it doesn't fit the story. He's too paranoid already because of some huge chops.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Really cute drawings. Absolutely love the baby hippo.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

fascinating pics and a great trophy

get him to do proper scans in high resolution (cyber-cafes usually have scanners and charge the customers with a nice fee).

there is just one thing that puzzles me: the letters are different in each drawing. and I doubt that a lad would try to impose 15-20 different drawing styles. I think, that he has a way to get children to draw pictures for him, which is quite sad...

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:07 am

I'm not a specialist but, for me, the letters appear to be written by the same hand.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

you are right.

the size and boldness of the letters differ, but the way how the lines of the letters are drawn and how smooth and careful the letters are colored indicates that it is the same person Smile

he still has to do high quality scans and he has to thicken the dark lines, and make the pictures more detail rich, maybe have the orphanage in the background? (and yes, in that order, and every step in between requires new high resolution scans).

that'll eat a fair chunk of his monthly included traffic volume Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:48 pm

^^ Like the idea Smile

Rudy, in a state of typoglycemia, replied to Mrs. George...

Quote:

Dear Mrs. Grgeoe,

My apooilegs for my ltae rpely but I don’t feel very well tdoay bcesaue of my mdcteniaios. I msut say taht your mail ddin’t mkae me feel bteter. I am a bit disppntaoied in your eoffrts. The drwaings are all btfeauiul but three is way too much gery in the dairwngs. The only aecacptble one is the one wtih the hrose. You need to coempltely flil in all backougrnds. Mkae use of tehers or clodus. Tehre is also one wtih a treirble mstkiae in the txet and three is no lion. Your dleays csaues a teeormnuds setrss. Plesae mkae all croreicotns by the end of the week.
Mrs. Gregoe, I rlleay aeppirctae your wrok but you hvae to psuh it jsut that hrdaer.

In the Golry of the Alimghty,
Rduy Veoerbvn

That will cheer him up.

Michael aka Mrs. George contacted Nikita for some advice and showed some improved drawings. Nikita replied:

Quote:

Looks better. Thicken the dark lines for more contrast and it will look even better. Draw over the lines with a black magic marker. Scan them in high resolution and it will be perfect.

Michael...

Quote:

HD scanner not close bye expect i travel into town

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 12:21 am

Those drawings are hysterical. Awesome trophies.

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:23 pm

The lad has finally completed all the drawings...

Here you find all the rest.

They doesn't completely match all requirements but it's close enough. I'm not going to be a pain in the ass.

Rudy seems to be pleased about the drawings...

Quote:

Dear Mrs. Geroge,

My aplogoies for my late reply but I have been very busy last days. I have reiveced all the driwnags you have send to me. They are relaly beuatfiul now. The chdirlen have done a wofedrnul job and I have to thank them for that. Will you do that for me plaese? The drianwgs were right on time so the porastcds will be ready, just in time. The autcion will take place on sarutday the 21 of jaunari, the week beofre my ficnaee and I will get mairred. I have alaredy made a seiletcon of the fienst arrotwks for the auticon. I am sure this is going to be a great sucecss!

"Inusrtct those who are rich in this prseent world not to be cotneiced or to fix their hope on the untecairnty of rihces, but on God, who rihcly suipples us with all thnigs to enjoy. Intsurct them to do good, to be rich in good works, to be georneus and ready to share, striong up for thvlesemes the traseure of a good fotudnaion for the fuutre, so that they may take hold of that which is life ineded."

God bless you,
Rudy Vevboren

Lad replies...

Quote:

Dear Mr Rudy,

I am delighted to receive your mail stating that the drawings we up to the standard you required. Yes of cause the children will diffiately receive your greetings and compliment. It is my prayer thathe good lord blesses you and your finance as you have decided to take it upon yourselves to help us at he orphanage. Also my he richly bess your Union as you unite as one body Amen. Once again God bless you.

Sincerely,
Rev. (Mrs.) Christiana Bamidele George
Little Saints Orphanage Founder

The lad is getting closer to the money. Within a week or two he will be rich!

Nikita the Nurse/Fiancee...

Quote:

Nikita: So far so good. The only problem now is your partner
If you can get him back in, you’re good

Michael: I don't even know what to do about him
He's not replying back to my countless emails
I don't know if there is a way Rudy can make transfer when it's time with another banker without him knowing cause he seems not to be serious in this

Nikita: Who's not serious?

Michael: My partner
I have even told him there is a big fish involved in this he isn't still replying to my email

…

Michael: I heard your marriage is on d last Saturday of this month

Nikita: yes it is

Michael: Ok he also said the auction is in the 21s of this month
So I don't know when he intend making the transfer

Nikita: I don't know either
soon I guess

Michael: Ok
Let's hope for he best

Nikita: How about your partner?

Michael: He's replying to my emails so he wouldn't be a problems

Nikita: do you think you can get him back?

Michael: Yes I think so it's going to take him by surprise
You should be alert cause I'll be sending you the account once it's time for transfer

Nikita: Take him by surprise??

Michael: Yes in the sense that he will trust and believe me completely when Rudy comes to him for transfer

Nikita: I would be careful with that

Michael: Ok

Nikita: It can also turn the other way around

Michael: Yea I know but you can find a way of letting him show you the account for the transfer?

Nikita: I dont understand...

Michael: I mean will Rudy agree to show you the account number for the transfer when it's time?
Cause I'm sending it to you as well

Nikita: I have no idea
that's why you need your partner in line

Michael: You need to try just in case anything comes up

Nikita: just get your partner back in on time
otherwise you are fucked

Michael: Ok I'll try

In the meanwhile Baracus finally started replying to Michael's emails.

Quote:

DID YOU SEND THAT FUCKING WICKED WOMAN TO ME ASSHOLE???? NEXT TIME I SEE HER I'LL PUNCH HER IN THE FACE
NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Quote:

Yes I did, You don't need to do that. I have a serious business I will want us both to handle You need to up on your feet man so we can talk about it This is our opportunity to become rich so I will want you get back to me as soon as possible so we can discuss. Awaiting to hear from you its very urgent.

Quote:

You fuckiing asshole! Last thing I remember was when you were going to sell me out. So now you need me again and you start crawling back. Fucking betrayer!

Quote:

I never mean it okay. I just wanted to scare you from calling me names as regards your man MTCN stuff, cause you will never listen to me. Also I send it to the nurse so she agreed to help put up a scam we are almost at the finish stage I have done everything to make it work I need you to perfect it and put an end to your brokenness if you are interested let me know so I could tell you what is needed from your end. Awaiting to hear from you man this is our opportunity to become rich get back to me man lets get this done.

Quote:

Oh you didn't mean it? Why didn't you say that in the first place, you fucking asshole! Now that you need me, you didn't mean it. You probably feel sorry about it too, isn't it? I think you are trying to screw me here! Most likely something will go wrong and then it's my fault again and I'm fucked, isn't it? Fuckinig betrayer.

Quote:

Baracus relax okay we have better days ahead of us. No one is screwing up or is gonna blame you for anything ok just forget whatever issues we had okay and lets act like real men that we are thisnis out opportunity to get it right okay. Come on man lets get this done OK

Quote:

You are working with that wicked woman now? How can I ever trust you again after you wanted to betray me, you motherfucker? How can I be sure you're not going to rat me out??

Quote:

Baracus you just have to believe and trust in me like I have said I never met it that way. Yes I'm working with her to make my deal a success if you must know she now lives with Rudy in his house and they are getting marriw on the last Saturday of this month. So we need to wotk hand in hand in making our deal a success. So get back to man and lets do this trust me I'm no a betrayer.

Quote:

Partner I'm still waiting to hear from you.

There will be more work for the lad Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:21 pm

I wanted him to make a to make a video but the lad wasn't very responsive on the idea...

Quote:

Sorry Baracus I can not go on video to say sorry to you cause you never went on video to say sorry to me when you made me loss money and time in our previous deal. that never was a success. I will need to hide every of my identity same way you're doing I have say sorry to you countless times even before you started getting back to my mail I've been saying sorry. If I may ask you going to work with me for fee without any percentage in the deal that you have decided to turn into another Rudy in stressing me out? Come on you should be ul and doing cause this deal is going to change our lives both and make up for all that we've lost stop acting like a woman and stop all this condition thing you need the money as well.

Quote:

So now you're going to insult me too? Fuck off asshole.

Quote:

You can call me whatever name you want but acting this way wouldn't make you better off than me it's making us both asshole lets act as real men and work to get money please just don't be another Rudy I'll have to win please.

Quote:

fuck you

But then the lad gave me an idea.

Quote:

Stop man don't do this i can't go on video I'm sorry but if you want i can give you a hand written sorry as many as you want just don't be another Rudy this time cause we both searching percentage on the deal

Quote:

Write "Baracus, I'm sorry for all the stress I caused" a thousand times.

Quote:

okay you will get it give me little time Rudy is communicating with me I resolve it soon thanks man to save me time can I write it from here on the mail please?

Nice try...

Quote:

hand written. You're not going to copy and past the whole thing
Number the pages. If I find out you've duplicated just one single page, it's all over, do you understand?

Quote:

isn't fair but I am left with no choice I will get it done and sent to you.

After a few days...

Quote:

Barac I want you to allow me write a hundred write up of what you want Rudy has given me a task I need to complete before Tuesday so I will write to you about a hundred so reconsider the option.

Quote:

This is not negotiable, you arrogant motherfucker! You always want to do it your way! Get it done or fuck off!

Quote:

Do you think getting one thousand is a little time? come on man reduce it and let me get it done for us to proceed Rudy already is on my neck man come on.

Quote:

you are wasting your time

Quote:

Baracus, I am not wasting time Rudy has got me so much engaged I have to be careful with him to make thia deal work. He has sent me a mail that he's coming to see you anytime soon to discuss the project with you. Please Baracus I am not trying to fool you oe set you up ok this is legitimate and we are both making it. Baracus I will want to give you some update concerning it but qe have to be very careful so as to avoid the reoccurrence of the last incident I will want us to discuss in a more secure place please create a Skype account and inform me do not send me your username yet I'll be online all day so we need to talk very fast please Baracus I need you to make this a success please.

Quote:

I'm not going to talk with you in any way as long as you haven't done what I have asked for, asshole.
I believe I was clear about that and I'm not going to change my mind.

The lad decides to get off his lazy ass and starts to write...

Quote:

Baracus, I have sent to you a hundred I'm sorry for the stress I caused kindly soften you mind with this there is a lot of work to be done so I'll want you to be online so we can talk and make this deal a success.

I put my foot down...

Quote:

You better contact the idiot to tell him that the deal is off.
I'm not going to change my mind. I rather die poor.

Quote:

Baracs listen to me we both hae had a rough time all these while I'm trying to make both rich man I have set up everything an this is our chance. You know I've gat to make him happy so as to make this deal a sucess please man have a soften mind and forgive me okay there is no way I can make this deal a success without you. Just lets work on a certain percentage ok please I can not get a thousand of what you ask for I have to bebhere online 24/7 so nothing goes wrong please man don't do this.

Silence

Quote:

Baracus it's not that I want it done my own way but I sent in that to show that I'm really sorry we have alot to talk about man please we both need this money we need to take this conversation off email to be on the safer side so we don't become loser again come on think about it.

Quote:

Baracus Rudy want some drawings as regards the project I'm working on it day in day out how do you want me to subdivide myself to make up all this tasks come on man if it were youbhow will you meet up all this and if I should ask are you going to work with me for free? Ain't you getting your own search once it's successful come on we both having search here

Still silence.

In the meanwhile...

Quote:

Daer Mrs. Grgeoe,

How are you and the cirhdlen of the oganrpahe taody? I
hpoe you all are as etxeicd as I am. I sned you tihs mssgeae
as a llitte utadpe on my pcojret for the oarnhpgae. All is
gniog vrey wlel I msut say. Tadoy I hvae sned all the art
wrok to the actuion husoe. The cctolelion wlil be eespoxd
form toromrow mnroing uitlnl the satrt of the aciotun on
srtudaay eienvng. I aslo hvae sned mnay aetvdrs to the laocl
peaprs and to a lot of fdnires form ccrhuh. Tehre is a
lot of itreenst in the aoticun so I tnihk tihs wlil be a
todnrmeues secsucs! Psiare the Lrod Agmihtly!

I siltl hvae to mkae a lot aargnmneetrs broefe the atcoiun
and I hvae been vrey bsuy for the wienddg nxet week. Tihs
aornetofn I wlil go to the bnak to seapk wtih my paonsrel
bkaenr aobut the pcerjot. Can you palese sned me all the
dliteas of yuor bnak acocunt to wrie you the fndus wehn
rdeay?

And we konw taht God cusaes all tghins to wrok ttehgeor for
good to tsohe who lvoe God, to tsohe who are cellad
adocncirg to His psporue.

God bsles,

Rduy

Quote:

Dear Mr Rudy,

I am so much delighted to receive this good news from you, I am indeed excited and the children are all excited as well. As regards the wire transfer please kindly tell us the amount you will intend donating to the orphanage this will enable us provide you with the appropriate bank account details to accommodate such amount.

Thanks so much for your help and generosity so far we the management and the children are indeed very grateful and we pray the good Lord to richly bless you. Amen.

Sincerely
Mrs George.

Quote:

My Daer Mrs. Goerge,

Tnahk you for yuor mial. I am srue taht the cihldren wlil be eevn mroe ecitxed nxet week. If I hvae to mkae an eotiitmasn of the actouin, I wulod say taht we can elisay mkae $500,000. Yadsetrey I wnet to the bnak but tehy tlod me I cdluon't see Mr. Bcraaus bsucaee he was in a metineg. You aslo sitll need to gvie me the pyament dietals. I need to hvae all ifno on tmie. I wlil go bcak to the bnak as soon as pboissle.

God bsles,
Rduy

Suddenly the lad seems to be a bit more motivated.

He did the whole job and sent me 50 pages. I hope I didn't cause any stress.
Someone is not going to be happy with some upcoming events Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:30 pm

Fantastic bait and very nice trophies! Laughing

Mattaz, congratulations!

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:13 pm

"Down the rabbit hole" doesn't begin to describe this lad. Totally outstanding work!

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