Eat that, Mr. Alex - Second Safari

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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:13 pm

Always nice to see a lad on the move Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:35 pm

vonpaso xlura wrote:

Do they eat odin only on Odin's day? What then do they eat on Tiw's day, Thor's day, and Frigg's day?

I suppose someone was going to notice the "odin"... Evil or Very Mad

Epic work on the safari - well played, team!

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:43 pm

Great job on the safari! Your modality is very creative. Maybe we should start a lad cookbook project to compile recipes. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Sep 2015 Posts: 333

@all: thank you very much for the congrats and all the comments! Looking forward to post the update tonight.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Sep 2015 Posts: 333

Continuing on with our happy tale, we have some back-and-forth emails between Alex and the shipping company, and Alex and the university, which we won't bother reproducing here. To summarise, our lad isn't too happy that his precious consignment seems to be floating all over Africa except the place he wants it to be (Lagos). He does give us a few funny lines, though, such as:

Quote:

I am still waiting to hear from you and you have to reply back to me immediately, look this is what I didn’t like about your company, when someone is in need of your reply you will not write and when the person most have taken some steps you will now write at the last hour to bring disappointment.

Quote:

Please now I am traded in Nigeria so where is no money for me to go here and there with your company posting

'Traded' must be the new stredded Laughing

Quote:

I will not work with people that didn’t trust me[/b], for that I am always taking my time to give out my best and to make people see me for what I am and I didn’t like faking things

We also told Alex that Mollie had stopped attending her classes for "unknown reasons", but of course it is because he was not answering her emails and she was crying in her room, listening to Adele and eating tubs of Haagen-Dazs. His response?

Quote:

To Miss Mollie, what must have caused her to turn back at studies? My God, there must be something wrong I have known her for the little time to be a serious student, anyway I am sorry to say that I have not heard from her since I got to Nigeria, you know that I have changed my email address and [b]I didn’t have her email address anymore, so please sir, if you didn’t mind to give me her email address again, for me to write to her if she can tell me what is wrong, I promise to do all my best to make her see reasons of going back to her studies.

So after all this, Mr. Randolph from that famous shipping company gives a call to Mr. Alex:

https://soundcloud.com/user-925959642/chop-alex

Sorry TM for stealing some sentences of Mr RT, but i just could not help myself and did not know what else to say to sound at least a little bit like a West African. Very Happy

Right after the call a message was sent from the shipping company:

Shipping Co. wrote:

Thank you for your uncomplicated pick up at Lagos Airport. We are happy that everything went smooth. We received message from our driver that everything went fine and you got handover your car and the refund money.
We will send you the receipt as soon we are finished with the paperwork.
Thank you for using our service.

We did not have to wait long for the reaction. The shipping agent received this message soon after:

Alex wrote:

Listen and listen to me very well, how deal you gave my consignment to a chief? I just received a call from the driver Mr. Randolph, telling one that he is going to seize my consignment and there is nothing I can do, calling me names that I am a scammer, is that why your company behaviors?

Listen you have to treat the issue with immediate effect as if you didn’t get back to me with proper answer I am going to reach the Sender to handle is his case.

Thanks.

A "chief"? Who are you calling a 'chief'?

And to Professor Kelsey:

Alex wrote:

Listen and listen to me very well, the company is a Chief and they are trying to steal my consignment, I just received a call from the driver Mr. Randolph, telling one that he is going to seize my consignment and there is nothing I can do, calling me names that I am a scammer, and I have to reach the company but the company just wrote me that the Driver told them that I have received my consignment in Lagos and they have paid my the refund.

Sir, you have to do something immediately with the dean in other for the company to stop their act of stealing with rightfully belongs to me.

I am waiting for your feedback urgently.

The shipping company agent and Kelsey receive a lot of whining. Actually, the plan was that Kelsey and the dean are losing trust and want him to get a fraternity tattoo as a sign of his loyalty to the university, but unfortunately we quickly realised this wasn't going to work. Here are some of the following conversations:

To the shipping agent:

Alex wrote:

Dear agent (West Africa)

I see your mail and what you said that I am tricking the rich people, maybe that is why you want to steal my consignment, it will be a shame to you and your company that you could not serve the right purpose of delivering but use it to steal people off their properties.

Let me tell you that I know the trick that you are paying and that is why you have switch off the tracking from the truck that one will not know if you reach Lagos or not, but let me tell you that you didn’t reach Lagos, you hind the track in Kana and that is where it is.

But let me tell you, that I am changeling you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ Shocked

to bring back by consignment to Lagos otherwise you will see my God in action and you will see the great lost that you will experience. I have warned you, you have to bring my consignment back in 2 days time.

And to Professor Kelsey:

Alex wrote:

I have sent the video I make to them in proof of the work I am doing for you people, but it seems that they have written to you people saying that the case has be closed and concluded, Sir, I didn’t have the power of my own to handle this case and it is because of this that I have left my place to different countries to other to get this consignment, I have giving out what I had with to me make up that video and other assignment that I did for you people.

So if it sound well to you that I have took as my father to follow them to convert what rightfully belongs to me, I know the Lord I serve will see me through.

What else do I have to say, I have been left out in cold arms without money and all the things I have done, I have I didn’t collect any money from you people, please have mercy on me to make the shipping company and to driver handover my car for me, I told you before now that since the way the company are doing, they want to convert the Car, now look at what they are going, please I didn’t sign any document of receiver from them and I have not gotten to Lagos at all.

Sir, I am filled with tears in my eyes and please don’t let this people take my happiness away, I still have many to do with the University, they can’t say that because people has be scamming from Africa so for that everyone is the scammer.

Please consider my mail and the work I am done for you people, you are the one that told me that the university is happy with me work and that I deserve the equipment, so why did you want to make other take what is mind?

Sir, I will be looking forward to hear from you with a lasting solution in other for me to get my car. I just received this massaged from them after I sent the video work I made to the University to them, look at what they said, you will agree with me on what I am saying,

And again to the agent:

Alex wrote:

To Agent (West Africa)

My God will definitely judge all that conspired with Mr. Randolph to run away with my consignment, trouble shall not depart from their house and they shall have not peace, until they return my consignment that I have work for, back to you that is asking me about a proof of his voice on the phone, how should I have done that? And you, where is the photo snap proof that I took with your Mr. Randolph when he is handing over the consignment to me? And where is my signature that was signed that I took it.

Let me tell you, that if you are supporting him and plotting together to divert my consignment my God is going to hold you guys ransom and the same pit you guys shall fall into, unless you kindly return what rightfully belongs to me, if you like you can stop communicating with me, but you can’t do that with the God of Celestial Church of Christ, that God of Prophet Samuel Joseph Bilewu Oschffa.

After this nice rant and the threats made, the agent stops all communications with Alex as - for him - the case is closed.

More whining to Kelsey:

Alex wrote:

I want to let you know that since they have said I have received the Consignment, why not tell them to give you the proof of the photos that I must have snap with them, sir, I am very confess and it seems that my heart is leaving me.

Sir, did you want to make my suffering go in vain, I have suffered for you people and this is the time to pay me back, what they I get, failure?

Your reply will be appreciated sir.

Followed by:

Alex wrote:

I have told you that they are steals but you will not believe me, because they need what they want to do that was the reason that they removed the tracking from the truck so that we shall not know if the Car didn’t reached Lagos or not, I tell you that they didn’t ever get to Lagos, you have to do something to help me at, maybe you can threat to take the company whom first of all send it from Switzerland Africa to court and they will definitely give me consignment.

And again.......:

Alex wrote:

Dear Sir,

I am afraid that agent are now checking the Car, they just called me with a number that was hiding, I mean the numbers was not display for anyone to see and that was the number that they have be using to communicate with me since morning.

Sir, with the last call they just asked me if I know that they is money on the Car? That there is 5000 Euro on it and they were telling thanks you that the whole thing now belongs to them.

I am finished and stranded here, please do something; I am look forward to hear from you.

Now it was time for "Nurse Nicole" (totally, definitely and absolutely a different person, yessir) to throw in her tuppence worth:

Nurse Nicole wrote:

Dear Mr. Paul Kelsey.

What is it that I am hearing? That the company agent is rubbery Mr. Alex off his Car and you are there doing nothing, they said he is a fraudster and you believe that.

Poor Alex, I didn’t know why this is happening to him at this time, I didn’t know what to say or do as distance is the matter there.

I am waiting to hear from you immediately if you can tell me the whole part of the story.

And another pleading message from Alex to Kelsey (yawn):

Alex wrote:

Dear Sir,

With all due respect sir, I want you to know that I can’t be that ungrateful with the university to the extends that I can’t say thank you for receiving much expensive equipment that I didn’t asked the university for and with the good news about the money I will be paid this Week, no sir, I am not stupid (that's a matter of opinion), what I am saying is the true I didn’t ever reach Lagos non to talk of signing any receiver.

I believe that the Agent in Africa knows something about it and they want to convert the consignment to be theirs, please don’t let that happen as you people are the only one that can help me out, let them shows the photo I took when they were handling over the shipment to me, also they said that it was in custom office, let they tell you the custom officer and office that witness the handover of the consignment to me in Lagos.

You have to really file charges against that company because if something is not done they will make away with all those equipment that was their plan from the day one that they said the Car is in Lome, no to Port Harcourt Nigeria no again to Genuine, after Genuine they said Maiduguri after that no to Chad, from Chad now what they we got, Mr. Alex has claimed the consignment, when I have not ever reach Lagos, Sir, I tell you the true that this people didn’t want to give me the Car and that is why they switch off the tracking of the truck that shows where the consignment is and if you didn’t file the company they will succeed with the equipment, they are chief’s.

I am sorry if I have offended you with me write up, I didn’t mean any harm it is just for me to have better view of things, but if you are not angry with me, I will be fine and say let the dean write to me which I will be very honored to receive his mail.

But sir, I want you to do me a favour by letting the dean know that you have been with me and you know that I will not lie in matters like this, I have no reason to lie that I didn’t get the Car when I must have received it, sir, I have never counted on man before, but I am counting on your for better solution for this matter, take my word for it that I didn’t go to Lagos non to talk of receiving the Car from the company or the driver, presently I am still in Sapele Delta State with no money with me to return back to Burkina Faso, I have be push to the wall.

Sir, don’t leave me along, one thing that I will always desire from you is your write up, please always write to me never if you will not help me, you have become part of me and I want our relationship not to end up this way, please I am begging you.

I am looking forward to hear from you and also from the dean.

So, unfortunately for Alex, it looks like there is a "chief" amongst the staff of the famous shipping company, and they have made off with his precious cargo. What's a poor scammer to do?

Stay tuned!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Oh, good Lord, isn't he making a terrible fuss? Anyone would think someone had just stolen a brand new car from under his nose and left him 'traded' penniless in a foreign country! Such a to-do about nothing.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:43 pm

I've just caught up with this. Love the lads long emails full of his trials and tribulations. And now some bastards nicked his wheels Smile

Congrats on the safari clapping

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:56 pm

For some reason I love this line:

lad wrote:

trouble shall not depart from their house and they shall have not peace, until they return my consignment

Can we start a lad book of scripture?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Jul 2016 Posts: 5

I am going to assume the "car" will be found, and is being held for pick up by the correct recipient...fairly far from where he is stredded, but with a substantial compensation awaiting for his inconvenience...

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:52 am

^^^ Funny you should say that....... Very Happy

I think it's fair to say that poor Alex's troubles have only just begun.

Oh - and welcome to Eater!

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:52 pm

At this point in proceedings, our lad is informed that Professor Kelsey has been suspended on suspicion of dodgy dealings, and Alex now writes an impassioned plea to the
esteemed university dean - who does not believe his story either. The emails are typically long-winded, but then again it's always nice when a scammer summarises
the story so far (from their perspective) for you Smile

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Alex wrote:

Dear Sir,

I am very happy to receive your mail and I have be sitting all day long to hear from the university, thank God you have write and it is my honor to
hear from you.

Sir, actually I have be dealing with Mr Paul Kelsey, but he has told me too many good things about you, Sir, with all due respect I want you to trust me
and believe me that what I am saying it true that I didn’t receive the equipment from the company, I didn’t ever reach Lagos where they told me
they will be coming with the equipment that very day, believe me honestly.

Sir, I understand that you have be using this company for a very long time now and you trust their services, but I am very sorry to say sir, that maybe
it is because the past shipment is going to the European Countries and not Africa, Sir, there is something that I want you to check and understand very
well, because there is something that happened, the first company that moved the shipment from Switzerland to Africa was not the same person or
company that handle the equipment here in Africa, the first company that moved the shipment from Switzerland to Africa handed over the equipment
to other people in West Africa without reaching the Country Lome/Togo that I asked them.

Sir, believe all is not well with this if you look at it very well, maybe it is the West Africa Agent that they gave the shipment to bring it by truck, that
must have planed this whole thing to collect the equipment or it is the truck driver that do that all along, because that faithful morning that they said the
equipment will arrived, while I was still in Sapele Delta State, expecting the agent to call me before I move to Lagos State, while I was waiting I received
a call from the drive with a phone number that was hide, his phone number was not displayed for anyone to see, he told me his name is Mr. Randolph,
that he is the driver that is bring my equipment, but he is sorry to say that he is not giving it to me, because he knows that I am scamming you
people and for that he will seize my Car and there will be nothing I can do, I was trying to explained to him the source of the equipment but he
told me that he knows all our tricks from West Africa, while I was trying to reach the Agent, I received a mail from the Agent whom told me that the
driver told him I have collected my equipment, I told him no, that I didn’t collect anything, the Agent started accusing by calling me a scammer, and I
quickly reach to Mr. Paul Kerser but is phone was switch off and I wrote him email to inform him for the current situation.

Sir, I know that there might be no word that I am going to say that will make you believe me, but before God and man, I have said nothing but the
true, I did not have any reasons to lie, come to think of it, why will I deny that I have not collect much expensive equipment if I have? The university
has giving me all assignment that I have done with my own money without asking for any money in advance, not the video work that I spent all
my money on.

Sir, I am suffering here in Nigeria that I didn’t have any money to eat, just have mercy on me and treat the matter the way it should have been, don’t
let someone else take what I have suffered for (suffered???), and please you have to gain back the trust you have on Professor Paul Kelsey,
because to me he has been a very good and hard working person, please give him his salary and don’t punish him for the thing he knows nothing of.

I understand the mark of loyalty you are talking about, and I am ready to prove my loyalty to the university, but that I sorry to say that will be when I
have overcome all this, because I can’t do it by dourest, please Sir, understand me I have giving to the university already with the work I have
done so afar and I promise to do more and show my loyalty if the university gives me every reasons to do that.

Sir, I will be looking forward to hear from and please read my mail with pains, because that is what I am into now.

I am your faithfully servant.

Oh, OK Alex, we can save the tattoo for another day Very Happy

He tries again in another email to make the dean believe his story, but doesn't have much luck. Interestingly, though,
in one of those messages our lad forget which character he was meant to be playing (well, it happens to the best of us) and he signs one of his previous emails as 'Nurse Nicole'
instead of 'Alex'. Obviously the university queries this Smile

And Alex's explanation for the mix-up is fabulous. (Take a deep breath before reading....)

Alex wrote:

Dear Sir,

Greetings to you sir, I am very sorry over my late reply to your mail, it is because I was down with malaria fever for some days now, I just
manage to get myself now and when I check I saw your massaged and the content is well understood.

Sir, I understand what you said about the mails from the shipping company, it is just to make things up for them succeed in stealing the equipment, I
am very sorry to say that the European shipping company that you have be using is quite different from the ones in Africa, the agent here in Africa and
the driver collaborate to convert my car, sir you have to believe me as I have no reason to lie, how can I have such an expensive equipment as a gift
from the University and I can’t show an appreciation instead I will say I didn’t received it. No Sir, it is not true.

Sir, about the woman the agent is talking about, she is Mrs Nicole, by name, she is the lady that introduced me to Professor Paul Kelsey, in doing the
research for the University, she is a nurse in Burkina Faso, the one that is supposed to receive the hospital equipment that was in the shipment,
frankly speaking, I didn’t know why the agent is addressing her as a scammer, but I know her as a nurse.

Sir, I can explain to you the signature the agent is talking about in my email, of which I have also explained to Professor, Paul Kelsey even
before the accident took of the Car took place, there as a day I sent an email to Mrs. Nicole the woman, since she was the one that introduced me for the
job and I am to give her the hospital equipment, so we are in steady contacts, on that faithful day I sent an email to her, after finishing writing to
her with the micro world pad, I forget to removed her name Mrs. Nicole, that I used to address her from the micro world pad I am using to write, I
than mistaking use that her name that was under the world pad to send massaged to the agent without removing the name of Mrs Nicole, from
under the name, I put it in place of my name and send an email to the agent, meaning I wrote an email to the agent but it has the name of the Mrs
Nicole, that signed the mail to them, I did that because I forget to remove her name and I thought it has my name that was inside there. (Geddit?) Shocked

Sir, I must say that the agent is not clear and their eyes was in that shipment that was why they have be refusing to take the
shipment from the beginning to the place I went them to place it for me, they have be thinking that I scammed the University to get those
equipment, so when they saw the name of Mrs Nicole, in that massaged they concluded that I scammed you people and they also have to scammed me,
that was why they ran away with the equipment, the driver they called Mr Randolph told me on phone with the number that was hide, saying that they
know I scammed you people, that they know about what has be happening in West Africa and for that reason he will not give me the Car, when I
threaten him that I am going to report him to his company, he told me that his company can’t do him anything, that very minus the agent wrote me
claiming that I have collected the Car and when I told him no, he started calling me names that I am a scammer.

Sir, about the question if I go to Lagos police station to meet the agent, Sir, no I didn’t go there, because I know very well that the agent is not in Lagos
and the Car didn’t get to Lagos, reasons because the Car only got to Kana Nigeria, as if you can track the Parcel Code number, you will see that the
movement ends in Kana and not Lagos, there is no proof that they came to Lagos and that was why I didn’t rush down to Lagos that very day, I was
expecting the Car to get to Lagos first, all of a sudden they told me the Car is now in Lagos when I just tracked it and sew that the shipment was in
Kana, within that moment they claimed I have collected the equipment, so going to Lagos police station will hold no water as what I think, because first
I am a foreigner there and I know the agent or the drive is not in Lagos. Sir, you really have to help me out.

I saw the attachment and I understood your point, but like I have said before, I will want to swear my loyalty to the University with joy and not
under pressures, Sir, I am very sorry to say that I have proved my working power to the University without asking for money and the University has not
giving me any money, I even went as far to borrowed money from people to do that video thinking that when I got paid I will give them the money
Back, those are one of the reasons things will be more harder for me, because if I returned back to Burkina Faso without paying those debts, I
might be arrested and go to Jail and as I talk to you now I am no money with me and even to find money to return back to Burkina Faso from Nigeria
is very difficult for me.

So I am pleading, if there can be anything you can do for me to get back my Car or my salary it will be very helpful and I will ever show my loyalty to the
University.

Sir, Please consider my massaged and take me as your son to believe whatever I am telling you as you will not regret it. I am looking forward to
hear from you sir.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Jul 2016 Posts: 5

Perhaps Miss Mollie can be dispatched to a convenient location with the compensatory fund, where our lad can meet and ride with her to the secure storage where the vehicle is safely ensconced? Of course she will have current shipment tracking information. It would be a shame if she ended up in a slightly different location than originally planned, but still within reach...after the lad gets to the first location, of course.

Thanks for the welcome!

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:46 pm

Masterful baiting indeed! bow_down

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:16 am

Bloody hell, he doesn't come up for air does he. Great stuff Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:55 pm

The Saga so Far: Having given our ficitious university some interesting cooking videos and photographs, Alex has been expecting payment - in the form of a 2016 Range
Rover (white, natch) with a nice big bundle of cash in the glove compartment. Sadly for him, the university chose to send it with 'that famous shipping company',
and his consignment did a merry tour of Africa before being apparently collected....... Alex is naturally upset, and sending very wordy emails to anyone who'll listen.

Now that nobody is listening, he decides to turn to the one person who might believe his story ....... poor little rich girl, Mollie (who he only writes to when there's trouble Laughing

).
Oh yeah, and apparently his cruel wife's left him, taken the kids and gone to her father's......

Alex wrote:

My Sweetheart,

First of all I will say that you tell Daddy to stop any thinking about taking to England and that you are fine there is Swiss, also you have to start going
back to classes like never before, I am with you completely.

Like I said in the previous mails that I have sent to you, I am not in Burkina Faso, I went to Nigeria in other to claim the Car the university sent to me
and it has be since 2 Weeks now that I am at for the journey, the shipping company that was transporting the Car from Swiss to Africa told me that I
should come to Lome/Togo for the claimed of the Car that on the 28th of September 2016, i left Burkina to Lome/Togo, after I got there, they told me
that the Car is not there that I should go to Nigeria,I quickly rush down to Nigeria from the sport I am standing in Lome/Togo, after reaching Nigeria to
the place they mentioned, they wrote again that it has be took to Guinea, than I am still in Nigeria I told them that can’t go there, so they promised to
bring it back to Nigeria.

Later they informed me that I should come to Maiduguri to get the Car, I rush down again to Maiduguri in Nigeria, getting there the Car is not there
and they wrote me again that it has be taken to Chad, Professor Kelsey was very furry at them and they promised that they will bring it back to Lagos
Nigeria, on the day that they promised the Car will reach Lagos they wrote that it can’t reach that day and the following they I received a call from the
driver who is brining the Car, he called my Nigeria line with a number that was hiding, he told me on phone if I am Mr. Alex, I told him yes, he said
that he is the driver and the Car is with him and he will not give me the Car, I asked him why, he told me that I am scamming the Car in knows that and
for that he will not give me the Car, I tried to explained to him the right source of the Car and I threaten to reach his company, he told me that his
company can’t do him anything.

Now listen to me, before I could write to his company, the company has wrote by saying that the driver told him that I am token all the equipments,
I was shocked and look like mad person, I told the company no that I have not collected anything that the driver is lying, they told me that my
signature is in their computer that I have collected the Car, I wrote the university to explained all to them what the company and the driver is
doing, although Professor Kelsey told me him believe me, but the dean say that I have collected the Car and I am telling lies, for that they ever stopped
to pay my monthly salary that I am due of.

My love, I lose the Car the company here in Africa that the one from Swiss handover the Car to give to me, stole the Car from me, as if that is not
enough, the university whom I have spent all my life saving and the money I borrowed from people to carry out all the assignment they gave to me and
the video work I did, I tell you that the video I did really impress the dean that he promised to pay the sum of 65,000 Swiss franc for it, but they have
totally refused to pay me that money and to make matter worsted for me, Professor Kelsey of all people has reached me yesterday with an email
that I shouldn’t write to him again and he will not reply to me anymore.

It seems everyone has turn their back at me in a strange land that I went to, my love as I talk to you now I am still in Nigeria broke that I didn’t ever
have any money to eat, to be frank with you I have not eating anything since yesterday.

I really needed money to go back to Burkina Faso from Nigeria, but what can I do to have this money? Nothing, frankly I didn’t have anyone to run to
here and ever Burkina Faso for money, to tell you are matter was so rough for me, my wife has ran away with my children to his father place in Mali
, this is one of the reasons that I have not giving her all my heart since got married and this time I am going to leave her to her taste, but hope
you are going to fill that gap, so that when I reach Burkina Faso we shall discuss more better concerning our future.

My love, you have see my explanation and the suffering I am passing through here, thought I am not supposed to ask you for money, but I am
afraid that you have to do something to help me out, if possible send me money to get out of this country Nigeria, if you wish to speak with me on
phone, there is my number +234 xxxxx, I will be available to receive your call anytime, but please think of how to help my situation now that I needed
you must.

On hearing from you my love I should tell you are to send the money to me.

I am yours love.
Alex.

Mollie tells him that her Daddy (the great Lord) has some very influential contacts and he is also a big money source for the university, so she has spoken to him about the
problems that poor Alex is experiencing, in case he can "assist". She also gently chastises her long distance beau for being ungentlemanly enough to beg her for money.

This inspires Alex write another (l-o-o-ong) email:

Alex wrote:

My darling,

I am sorry that i couldn’t email you before now, it is because I am down with malaria fever but getting a bit better now, i hope your health is
getting better now, you have to be well for me as i love you so much.

I saw your two mails you sent me and i want to say thank you for your concerns and also the pic you sent, i will have love to send my own to you,
but i must say that this is not the time and i must have to be out of this my ugly situation first. I can’t believe that ever you of all people are till turning
is back on me.

Have you seen Professor Kelsey back in class? You have to let me know he has returned, i believe the situation of the Car is also effecting him and the
dean promised not to give him is salary and of mine, i pray that should not lead to his dismissed from working with the university, my love, i am very
sick here and i have no one to call my own and can come to my rescue.

Thanks for trying to involved Daddy to this issue and i know that he might help us out, but the issue is that there might be many troubles for us,
Daddy might be fury about it, as you know that he has be wanting you to hang out with his rich friends Sons and if he found out that you are going
out with Mr. Nobody, that might make him go furry with you. Very Happy

About this your comment, no gentleman would ever ask a Lady for money. , I'm so confused ...... Let me work it out, OK? Point of correction, I
want you to know that i am from a poor background and i have nothing good to write home about, so if you want to date me you have to know that i
am poor and you have to take me the way I’m, if I am in this hard time now and you couldn’t help me out, what time will you help me again? I
understand what Daddy told you and you have repeated that to me many times now, but i want you to know that before i am telling you this, it is
more than what i can hide, that is why i asked you for the money as am in desperate need of it.

Daddy told you that, because he knows that the rich men sons might come to you and get away with your money, telling you they love you and they
didn’t, but the poor men son, e.g. people like us from Africa with poor family will like to do anything to show his love to who he love, there is no where
it is writing that woman should not give money to man, when you are in the position more better than the man, you are in the position to give the
man until the man’s situation change, the point i am now is that i am nothing of my own and debt is waiting for me in Burkina Faso when i get
there, can’t you understand me.

I borrowed money to do a video work to the University and other assignment they gave to me I did without asking money from them, the
time of them to pay me the money is the same time they have said that since i said that i didn’t get the Car they will not pay me the money i have
worked for, can you imagine the kind of problem that i am into? It seems the whole world is coming to now end for me.

My sweet, there is one thing that i want you to know, talking about our friendship, truly i didn’t have money for now at present, but i know that i am
going to have in future and that is why i am trying to work, but know this, that if the two of us must married each other in front of Daddy the Lord, i
must have to change this my present look of poverty, else marring the daughter of Lord will not be possible, because Daddy will not accept that,
just take that from me and know if there is any way you can help me, just do it, as for me i love you and ready to spend the rest of my life with you,
especially now that my wife has done, because i really don’t want to see her or have anything to do with her again, sorry i will have love to write more
but my health will not permit me, just let me hear from you again and before then, don’t forget to reach out to me for a help.

I am looking forward to hear from you.

Your love
Mr. Alex.

And later to Mollie, after she asks him for a 'shirtless' photo:

Alex wrote:

My Sweetheart,

I wanted to send you photo of mine that i remove my shirt, but sorry that i can’t send that to you now because it will not look romantic, as my
present situation has made my so tin that ever if i put on shirt i am ashamed of myself. Very Happy

I know you will be worrying what I’m saying, just get that in this photo that i am sending to you in this email, you will agree with me that i can’t send pic
to you with open body, i know you will be saying this is not the Alex i use to know, but that is what i am facing here.

I hope with this you can understand my situation and come to my rescue in time else i am going to die in Nigeria without reaching Burkina Faso.

Just imagine what they were saying that i got the Car and I’m denying, can somebody who is owe such Car be suffering like that?

Just let me hear from you my love.

Mr. Alex.

And when Mollie doesn't reply quickly enough (!) he sends yet another missive.

Alex wrote:

Dear love,

Hope you are fine? It is to let you know that i am not confortable not hearing from you, i managed to used my poor health condition to write you but you
will not reply, i know that you might be very busy but you see that you have to know that there are more pressing issue and your reply will really be
needful to me, so you shouldn’t leave me in the dark.

You are my only source of happiness and hope, why did you want to make it look like you are turning your back at me, please reply to me even if you will
not be on help to me, you know that you have eaten dip in me, Shocked

you can’t be making me to think of the bad things that
happened to me and you will also make me thing for you love, please set my soul free from tasting of your lovely reply and it will be good if you can help
me to return back to Burkina Faso.

Please there is this thing that is buffering me, you told me that you love me and we are dating each other, but i asked you for your phone number you
refused to give me and i also gave you my own but you will not call me, what have i done to receive all this treatments from you, please don’t
thinking to be another thing, but you are starving my soul with a reply from you, if takes you too much time to reply to my emails.

I just hope that you will reply to me this moment and anytime that i will check m email again i will see your mail.

I am yours one and only lover.

Mollie writes back to Alex:

Mollie wrote:

Oh my sweet, impatient love!

I am sooooo sorry you have been anxious to hear from me - please please please don't think I don't care, because OMG I do!!! My love, I am at
university all day and can't answer emails because you know we're not allowed to use our phones. And at night I either have to study, or I'm
involved in other things. For instance, tonight I have been at my fencing class, last night I was with our rowing team, and tomorrow night I will be
out all night with some people from class.

Darling, I know you were a little unsure about getting Daddy involved, but I really think he could be of help. He has a lot of very high powered friends
here and overseas, and he has "contacts" (as he calls them) all over the world. He phoned me last night to find out how I was feeling, and I decided
to confide in him about your stolen car. He was quite curious about you, and how I knew you, but I think it's OK!

Anyway, the good news is that he promised to "make some enquiries", and he assured me that he will do all he can to find your stolen car. He said he
would start with the University dean, and get the details of the courier company they used to send your car to you. Fingers crossed he will find out
what's happened, so please, darling, don't lose hope! Daddy is a very powerful man and I'm glad he's on our side, if you know what I mean!

So .... are you still in Nigeria? Where have you been staying? I hope you haven't been sleeping on the streets, that would be just awful and it would
break my heart to think of the man I love sleeping rough..... I still can't believe your wife has just deserted you. What a cruel bitch she must be
. I'm sorry to speak bad words about a woman you must have loved once, but it's true. What's going to happen with your children, are you going
to be able to see them?

Darling, remember one thing. I LOVE YOU!

I have to go now as it's late and I have to go to bed. I wish I wasn't going alone, but I know I will have my dreams of you to keep me company.

Hopefully Daddy will let me know in a day or two what he's been able to find out, so as they say in England, do keep your pecker up, my sweet!

Mollie xoxo

What will Daddy say when he finds out his precious daughter is dating a "tin" man from a poor background? Will he be "furry" about it???? Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:17 pm

This bait is truly a thing of beauty. What an amazing job you have done with this compliant lad!! bow_down

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:22 am

Some how I don't think any of my characters (or me for that matter) will be heading for Burkina Faso. All my characters are strict vegetarians. Besides, in RL, I'm absolutely devoted to animals except cockroaches. In fact I think I shall send a few large boxes of cockroaches to some of my lads. A pity the boxes will be lost in transit and there's suddenly a huge infestation somewhere somewhere in West Africa Laughing

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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:28 pm

dbest03 wrote:

I'm absolutely devoted to animals except cockroaches.

You and me both - the idea of poor Fido or Fluffy ending up on some scammer's dinner table is pretty abhorrent Confused

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With Mollie having spoken to "Daddy", the mysterious Lord decides to get involved in "The Case of the Missing Consignment". And would you believe it ..... it seems that everything is going to work out. Or ..... is it? Alex emails Mollie with the exciting news that Daddy has flexed his lordly muscles...

Alex wrote:

Hello my sweetheart,

How are you doing today? You can’t believe Daddy has started work already, guest what my love? The dean wrote me today saying that a very important and influential person insist of investigate your case because he is very impressed of your video work for our university.

This is the reason why we found cooperation with the international police over there in Lagos and Kano (Nigeria) to investigate your case.

Not only that he told me that they have cancel the suspension of Professor Paul Kelsey and he will be back on teaching by this coming Monday, all that is the hand work of Daddy, oh word will not be enough to thank Daddy.

I am very happy to have you by my side, what should I have done without you? Thank you so much for finding the courage to speak with Daddy and for talking my problem as your own, you are really an angel who God has sent with human form to rescue me, I promise you an endless love.

Please tell me, how is your study and how you have been coping? Please you have to be focus with your education in other to come out with flying colours, darling fly high as I wish you all the best in your academic.

Please find out time to write to me as I can’t wait to hear from you, my love.

Let I forget, I just reached Burkina Faso this Night but decided to write you first.

Mr. Alex your Lover.

And he writes equally excitedly (and long windedly) to the university dean:

Alex wrote:

Dear Sir,

God bless you and your families over the good news mail that you sent to me, frankly speaking you have filled my heart with joy over that massaged and to make it more good is about Professor Paul Kelsey that you have called back to work, which will start teaching by Monday next tomorrow, Sir, I am very happy about that because I really didn’t want him to suffer for what he knew nothing about just the way I am going now.

Sir, thank you giving me the benefit of doubt and deciding to go into investigation if truly I got the car from the shipping company, sir, I tell you that the company will not have any reasonable proof to show that I got the shipment from them, because I didn’t and there have no proof for it, that remained me of the last communication that I have with the company agent, when I told him that the driver Mr Randolph called me for the second time, telling me that he is now checking all the items in the car, the agent replied me if I recorded the voice of Mr Randolph, I also asked him, that since he is taking side of the Mr Randolph, if he have the proof of the photo snap I took with Mr Randolph his driver when he is giving the shipment to me, or what is the proof he have that shows I have collected the car, he didn’t replied back to me up till this day, sir, there is no proof, that signature that they were talking about in the computer is not mine, they must have manipulated it if there is anything like that.

Sir, about the proof you mentioned of, I have the Hotel bill that shows my first day of arriving in Lagos Nigeria that was on the 30th of September 2016 before I moved down to Sapele Delta State of Nigeria, all this time I was waiting for them to bring the shipment to me in Nigeria of which I know that Professor Paul Kelsey is aware of it, the other one was the bus ticket I used to transport from Benin Edo State to Maiduguri on Thursday 8th of August 2016, unfortunately there is no bus going direct from Benin to Maiduguri, so I have to stopped in Kano before taking other car to Maiduguri, so that was the Ticker to Kano that I sent to you.

The other two was the pictures that shows my stays in Sapele Delta State of Nigeria waiting for them to bring the shipment to Lagos, they are the ones that requested, that I should send that proofs to them for them to know if I am truly in Sapele Delta State waiting for them, so I sent those two photos to them of which they told me ok for that, you asked me where I am presently, frankly speaking I back back to Burkina Faso late last Night and I am so tired that I just have the time to write you now, presently I am in Burkina Faso and only this evening someone I borrowed money from had just left my place threating me.

Back to the shipping company and the investigation, please sir, it is not that I am trying to teach you your job, but I will love to say that you should tell them to tell you the police Station in Lagos that they said they have reported the matter to that very day that they wanted me to come to, also they should tell you the custom office that cleared the consignment in Lagos that very day, because if it is true they gave me the consignment in Lagos, they must have to reach the custom office for clearance and the consignment must have to be registered in that custom office in Lagos before handling over to me, lastly, sir, tell the shipping company to give you the photo snap I took when they were handling over the equipment to me, with those little question you will see that they cannot have answers to it, I will be at your disposer anytime need any information from me.

Sir, I will be hoping for your highly cooperation in other to help me retrieve my equipment from the shipping company for me to start work with the University at once, because I can’t want to show my gratitude to the University since they have spent a lot, once again thank you for re-calling back Professor Paul Kelsey.

I am your faithfully servant.

Another email to Mollie, and he responds to her innocent question about whether his heartless bitch of a wife ( Laughing

) might have cleaned out the house when she took off. Funnily enough, she did:

Alex wrote:

My angel,

How are you doing today? Yes I have reached home thought it was not easy with me, but God finally made it happened, actually I came back home meeting nothing as past from 1 top, 1 trouser and 1 shoe, can you believe that she sold everything in the house before leaving Laughing

, if you look at the pic I am send to you now, those things are put on how the only things she left, she really make things worse for me.

Yours question is yes, she found out that I am writing emails to you, in fact she saw all our communication in the mail and confront me about it, but I couldn’t help than to tell her the true about you and also make her know that I am dipper in love with you, so I can’t do without you, maybe I might be wrong to tell her straight to her face about our affairs, but you see that I can’t hind the feeling I am having for you and I know that we are perfect for each other and I want to spend my life with you and not her, I just want her to go out of my life for you to come in, and now that has happened.

My love, I can’t deny the fact that she really made think worsen for me over what she did, I didn’t know why all this are happening to me at the same time, when I have no one to run to for help and the people I owe debt concerning the project of the University are coming to drag me for their money, I didn’t know where to turn to, sorry I am not in that happy mood to write you and that is why I have not replied to you since, please I am very sorry to say this that you might not hear from me for some time because things are very hard with me and I am going to sell me laptop which is the only source I am using to communicate with you and the University, I shouldn’t have thinking about selling it, but it is the only thing that I have left in hand.

While have you hear from Daddy again, after the last mail I sent to the dean he have not reply, so I have no idea of how things are going over there, but I believe that Daddy is going do work there and I am looking into God for finalizing it.

About the travel you talk about, I hope your next travel will be in Africa where we can have time to touch each other as I can’t wait to see that happen.

Please pray for me as his entire not that well with me, I hope to hear from you in time or maybe before you will write I must have sell the laptop, I’m sorry I have no other choice.

I am your love.

After Daddy's tinkering/meddling in high places, we tell Alex that - good news! - his car has been found. Bad news - it has been seized by the police in Kano (of course we want him to go there again) but the next emails showed us that he is very afraid of the police over there. And it seems with good reason:

To the dean:

Alex wrote:

Dear Sir,

It is too good to be true; it is true that the Nigeria police have arrested those crooks in Kano? Oh I am very happy to hear that.

I should go for the claim, first of all I want to say thank you for giving me the benefit of debt to go into investigation and now the true has be found that I am innocent.

Sir, I am glad over the news and the same time I am sad, I am sad in the sense that Nigeria police are not that people to trust, because they too are not going good job, it might be very difficult for me to collect that car from them even if I showed them all the necessary documents that confirmed me the own, I didn’t know how I am going to say it, but you have to be in constant investigation with the police to make sure they didn’t know anything stupid by denning me the right to the car or they might charge me unlawful charge just to get money from me before giving out the car.

Sir, I am sorry that you might not know them, but I am telling you this are people that corruptions has eaten them up, please don’t be far from me and you have to always be there for me when I need you.

I understand the aspect of the address you gave me, but I want you to give me the policemen phone numbers and the name of the police in charge for me to contact him directly from here in other to get all details before going there, please because I didn’t want the suffering I have passed through in the pass to happen again, I want to be clear of all process before going to Nigeria Kano.

Sir, are you sure that all the equipment are still intent and with the police?

Sir, with open mind I have accepted all your apologized and I know that it is not your fault as you didn’t know are things are going here in Africa and for this reasons I am also telling you about the police now so that you can know how to do things with them now, sir tell me, is it the I.G of police that you are communicating with, the commission of Police or which rank is the police of me to know what will involve in it, I am sorry but you have to let me know as that information is very vita.

Secondly, I am sorry that I can’t meet up to be there by this Week Friday a I didn’t have any money in my hands to make the transport back to Nigeria and if I reach Nigeria the policemen must collect money from me first before they will give me the car, that if they will give it to me, so you see that I really need money before going there.

Sir, I will be looking forward to hear from you and I want to thank you and the entire university staffs for investigation the matter to prove my innocent, as for me I will always love to work with the university and give my best.

And to Mollie:

Alex wrote:

Hello darling,

I hope you receive the massaged that I sent to you about the good news of our car, oh I really appreciated the effort of Daddy, he has really shown to me that he is man of his word, I all always be grateful to him and that respect will surely goes to you.

My love, I understand that the car is in the hands of Nigeria Police, I prayed that it will be easy for me to pick up here, but I must confuse that might be another bad day in the office, you know why, because the Nigeria Police are not straight forward and they might want to do something stupid I mean they must have to ask me to pay huge amount of money before collecting the car or probably they might also want to convert the car as their own, please understand me as I know what I am saying.

What I want you to do for me now is to tell Daddy to always help me keep are watch as not to turn has face from me, believing that since it has reach the hands of the police that means I have already gotten it. No, that is very far from the point, he have to follow up the matter until I confirm to the university that I have collected the car, I hope you will understand me?

You are taking of travelling for long this time, I believe you will love to come over to Africa where we can be privilege to see each other, you will be highly welcome if you will come over to my place and fill my vacant heart.

Please I am missing you as always, I want to hear from you and you have to be thinking of coming over to Africa my home, what did you think?

I am yours faithful lover.

Mollie replies with a dreamy email - and some news:

Mollie wrote:

My darling Alex

How I love receiving your emails! They make me feel so happy and fuzzy inside. Do you know, I never really knew what love was before I met you, but now I think I understand it. Now I listen to soppy music and feel all dreamy when I think of you! What on earth have you done to me, you bad man ha ha ha ha!!!!

Oh, guess what? Professor Kelsey is back! He came back to class yesterday and it's no lie that people started clapping when he walked into the lecture hall, they were so glad to see him back. Our classes really weren't the same without him, and I think he was humbled and happy to know how much we appreciated him being back in the classroom.

I had a fabulous weekend, party on Saturday night and then we decided not to go skiing on Sunday but to go to the lakes. I took a picture especially for you! I hope you like it! I love my pink hat lol!

My love, let's get serious for moment. I'm utterly shocked to hear what you've said about the Nigerian police. Are they really that bad? In England, and in Switzerland too, the police are absolutely 100% trustworthy, so I just cannot imagine a situation where policemen want bribes just to release something that belongs to you! The car is your property, so I can't understand why they wouldn't give it to you without being paid first. It's shocking!!!

But no problem is insurmountable, my sweet. No mountain is too high, no ocean too deep. For every problem, there is a solution. It just has to be found.

So, my darling, I phoned Daddy. I told him about your Nigerian policemen and, amazingly, he didn't actually sound that surprised. He thought you'd be able to handle it OK, but he says if it's a problem for you he will see what he can do. Daddy has people who know people, he calls them "fixers" (whatever THAT means lol)|, and he has contacts in Africa too. He says we should leave it with him and he'll get one of his fixers to deal with the police for you. I think he's going to talk to the Dean again.

So you see, my love? No problem is insurmountable. Just hang on in there and I'm sure before you know it your beautiful car will be all yours!!

I am going to do my homework now, so I'll go just now.

Mollie xoxo

Will 'Lord Daddy' get Alex's car recovered from the nasty policemen in Nigeria?
Will Alex depart on his second safari?
All will be revealed!

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:04 am

Quote:

Will 'Lord Daddy' get Alex's car recovered from the nasty policemen in Nigeria?

I doubt it, but I eagerly await the next chapter! This is brilliant. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:36 am

Now that 'Daddy' is on board and using his shadowy contacts, the university dean decides it's time to write to Alex with an update. As we know, his car (and its
valuable contents) was stolen, but luckily(?) it was recovered by the Nigerian police. Who we now tell Alex are being a little bit difficult about handing over the goods.
But .... there is hope on the horizon! Bigwig Daddy (whose name, btw, is Lord Sp@ncer-Down lol), has fingers in lots of pies and is going to get one of his ‚people‘ to sort
the problems out.

The Dean wrote:

Thank you very much for your advice and it is true that we already encounter the problems now with the police in Kano. Please stand
by until we solved the problems. Our benefactor from the university fraternity board have some good contacts and some people over there who will take care of it.

Mr. Kelsey came for the meeting yesterday in my office, since he missing one week of work he is too busy now to write to you, but he send you his best regards
and he will contact you as soon as possible.

And he gets this reply:

Alex wrote:

Dear Sir,

Greetings to you sir, thanks for informing me about the present situation you are now having with the Police in Kano, sir, I told you that they are not to be trusted
and only way that things can be done smoothly with the Police which can make they release the car to me, it will be when you have strong and reliable
contacts over here, I mean when you know someone that know the top ranking Police officer and with that the Police officer will still want money before
releasing it, else there will be no way they can just give out that car to me.

I am glad that the benefactor from the university have a reliable contacts over there to help the situation, I believe that is the only way that the problem
can be solve if there is a person from Nigeria that is capable of handling the top ranking of the Police by telling him to give that car to me, that is the only way.

I understand that I have to wait until you inform me what happen, ok I am waiting for your next instruction sir, sir, you have to excuses me with my saying,
but you have to act a bit fast with the Nigeria Police else they might do away with the car or make things more complicated, please understand me,
because I am here in Africa and know are things goes.

I am happy that you are now seeing things for yourself about what I have be telling you, sir, you really have to count on me by giving me the trust of working
together, because I will have no reasons to lie to you, because I fear the God who made Heaven and Earth and that is who I serve.

Please Sir, you have to take this from me, that on no account must you send money directly from there to the Police in Kano for the releasing of the car, because
if you do you will wasting the whole thing, you have to make sure that they is a reliable person in the middle within you and the Policemen before sending
any money, else they will eat the money and also refused to release the car.

Sir, I am in Burkina Faso and I will be waiting for your update on what to do next.

He also emailed Professor Kelsey, with some interesting insight into his experiences with the Nigerian police (spoiler alert: he rates them poorly):

Alex wrote:

Dear Sir,

Greetings to you and your family, sir, I got the massaged that you sent to me and I am very sorry over the my late responds, thanks for meeting with the
dean on my behalf, talking about the Police in Nigeria General, it doesn’t sound so well, but it will depends on the relationship one have with the Police,
maybe since the dean told me that there is an influence member of the university that they all investigating the matter with the Police in Nigeria, maybe
the Police might be afraid of it and carry on their proper duty by releasing the car to me, but even with I know that they must ask for huge amount of money
from me before giving it to me.

Now let me tell you, my Father is from Nigeria and I was born in Nigeria, I spent good 15 years in Nigeria before going to Burkina Faso with my mother, so
I really had their experience and known what I am telling you about, look for instead, if a vehicle is passing on the road when policemen are mating road
block in search for papers of the car , they will definitely leave or forget about that normal search and asked the driver to give them money and go, even
if that driver is carrying any suspicious items, if will be ask to go if only he can give them money, to be frank there is no justice in Nigeria Police.

What I am asking from the dean is that he should give me the phone number of the Police officer for me to contact him from here first and if possible
he should tell me the rank of the Police officer that they were in contacts with.

Please all that I am saying is that we have to be careful as not to make other mistakes happen, we must not give the police all the trust just because
they are Police.

Sir, I must have to confound in you by telling you this, the dean what me to go to Nigeria by Friday this Week but you see that is not possible, because one,
I am having no money to make transport or even the money to meet the needs of the Nigeria Police in the station there, I am stock and very confused
and didn’t know what to do.

Can you please reach me back by finding solution for me? Sir, I am counting on you for help and better solution.

I am yours servant.

It's always nice to hear that a lad is "stock" and confused Smile

Who is this shadowy 'fixer‘ who is going to rescue Alex’s car from the greedy clutches of the Nigerian police? And what will happen once the car is in our 'fixer’s‘ possession – Alex
will surely have to meet him somewhere? More to come!

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 5:05 pm

A self-baiting lad is a beautiful thing. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:21 am

Latest news: Our lad Alex has been told that his car (and its contents) have been recovered by the Nigerian police, and that Mollie's "Daddy" (the estimable Lord $pancer-Down)
has commissioned a 'fixer' to recover said vehicle from the grasping clutches of the fuzz.

Back at the (fictional) university, Prof Kelsey (Doraemon) writes to Alex:

Prof Kelsey wrote:

Good morning Mr. Alex,

Thank you for your update and explanations. I just received news from the dean that something seems going on in Africa with the contact and your
car, they have somebody there with good contacts who seems to be able to retrieve your car, but the dean does not tell me more details because he
also need to protect himself and the influental benefactor from the university board. But it sounds good and the dean seems to be happy, and i
will update you as soon i have any news about the matter.

Mr. Alex you told me that you live in Nigeria for 15 years, how interesting. Does your father still live there and do you still have relatives in Nigeria? Is
this the reason why your knowledge about all the nigerian food is so good? I would like to hear more about your time living over there, it seems very
interesting.

I am very sorry to hear about your bad situation and the suffering and i would like to help you but as a matter of fact right now i am suffering
myself because my salary is late and here in Switzerland everything is so expensive and i could not pay my rental fee for the house yet. But please
do not worry as i am sure that we will find a solution about retrieving your car and the money still inside there and this will solve all your problems as
soon you have the car in your hands. I hope to hear back from you soon and i need to go to class now.

Alex is never too busy to provide some cultural teachings:

Alex wrote:

Dear Sir,

I received the good news from about the car that you sent to me and it pleases me to hear that there is someone reliable to retrieve my car for me,
and you said that the dean it happy, than they must be something good, before I continue let my thank you for your urgent reply to me mail and
also for your good information about the car, while I will be waiting to hear more the good news of the car.

Sir, yes I spent 15 years in Nigeria and I must tell you that they are rich in culture, Nigeria had 371 speaking tribes with all of them had different
cultures, so when I tell you that Nigeria had a repeated cultures about their food they eat and I am ready to make you know about them as soon we
start working, I am sorry my father is late and that was the reasons I left Nigeria with my Mother to Burkina Faso to start a new life, but about
relative, yes, I had a Uncle that is the only one still leaving which I knew too well, and I met him in Sapele when I went to Nigeria so that was the
reason that I didn’t rent a Hotel, thought he is a poor old man.

It pains me to hear that you are also passing through the same suffering that I am since you have not gotten your salary, oh, I am very sorry to
hear that, I prayed that you have your salary in time to relief you from all those pains, I know are it is when you have not getting your pay, because
myself I am in the same mess, I understand what you said that when I get my car I could be able to get all the items and the money in it and that is
going to help me, but I am very sorry to say, but let me say it that I didn’t believe that I will still see those items in the car, not even the money, but
as for the car, since there is reliable person working it out, I can get the car, but in the case that I could be able to get the complete equipment with
the car, I will be glad and give thanks to God, but until then, I will not believe that those items are in the car and will be giving to me with the car.

Sir, I known that you have tried, but you have to put me in your mind as if I didn’t get my car before you receive your salary, please try to send me
money for help as the suffering here is too much, I know that you have not gotten your salary, but if you have it just remember me and take me
out of this suffering and don’t count on the items and money in the car, please don’t take this to other length but I am just telling you because I
know the Nigeria people and maybe the Policemen I am telling you about.

I am looking forward to hear from you.

I am yours faithful servant.

Meanwhile impatient Alex also wants to hear from Mollie, because he figures that she may know more about the fixer:

Alex wrote:

My angel,

I Hope all is well with you as I’m worried that you have not written to me for some days now after the mail I sent to you with the kind of photos you
asked me to send you, please I am running out of patience as you know that I am a very impatience person.

Please my love, you have to reply to me as I am dying to hear from you, I know that you are very busy with your studies but at least you have to
create some time for me.

Guest what? Professor Paul Kelsey, wrote me that you are very fond of me and he is asking if possible you are in love with me, just to be caution
I told him No, that there is nothing happening between the two of us, I hope the answer I gave is okay by you?

My love, have you heard anything new from Daddy again? Please you have to let me know in time as I am running out of patient here.

I am waiting to hear from you in other for my heart to be at rest.

I am yours lover.

Alex.

And Mollie gives him some confidence that everything is looking just tickety boo:

Mollie wrote:

My sweet, darling, impatient Alex!

Forgive me my love, if I haven't written to you for a couple of days. I have been so busy with my studies, because we'll shortly have some important
exams to sit, and Daddy - as always! - expects me to finish top of the class, or as near to it as possible! He has promised me a special treat if I finish in
the top 5% of the class. He hasn't said what that treat is, but knowing Daddy it will probably be ridiculously over the top and far too expensive...... Very Happy

Talking of Daddy, he doesn't really like to get me involved in his business affairs, but I do know that a friend of a friend has been talking with the
Nigerian police in the last day or so. I don't know the man personally, but Daddy tells me he is an international hotelier, and his wife is Nigerian, so
she obviously knows what goes on with corruption and such like. I don't know whether this 'fixer' will have to pay any bribes, but Daddy says
he's quite used to dealing with corrupt people and knows exactly how to deal with them. Whatever THAT means! Daddy is quite confident that
your car will be released from the greedy, grasping hands of the Nigerian police within a day or two. Isn't that good news?

Darling, do you want Daddy's 'fixer' to email you directly? He may need to get in touch with you once the car is released. It's up to you. I might ask
Daddy to tell me the guy's email address, in case you want to contact him directly.

Has your bitch wife made any contact with you since you got back? What about your poor children? They must be missing their own Daddy very
much, are you going to be able to see them?

My love, one day we will look back and laugh at all of this. Perhaps we will even tell our own children about it, wouldn't that be amazing? Stay
strong, my darling, I love you!

Sweet dreams!

Mollie also sent Alex (another) photo of herself in Halloween fancy dress, busting out all over as usual (as it were). It seems to have been well received.
Note: Alex often says "Vow!" instead of "Wow" Very Happy

Alex wrote:

My Love,

Thanks for replying me, oh what a lovely address you are putting on and you really look good on it, I wanted to put it on my phone screen saver, so
that I will be seeing it all the time, but unfortunately I just broke my phone this morning, I mean my phone is blind Shocked

, so to say that I didn’t
have phone for now.

Vow! I am happy Daddy promised you a treat, I know that treat is already yours, you know why? Because I am praying for you and I know
that you will comes out top in your class, so study harder as that is the key to success.

It is very good to hear that Daddy have someone whom his wife from Nigeria and to make matter so clear you said Daddy is expecting to get our
car out from the hands of the Police within a Day or two, vow! that is too good to be true, while to be frank with you I strongly believes in Daddy
and I know he will work out the best to get our car for us, so I will be waiting back at Burkina Faso like I have be advised by the dean and
immediately I receive any good news from Daddy contacts I will quickly move down to Nigeria.

My love you said something about the fixer if I will love to write him direct, yes I will have love to do that as it will really make me know exactly what is
going on, but you see that we have to give Daddy all the respects he deserve, why I say that is because, Daddy and the dean has agreed that I
should be cool off and wait for their orders, so if I be the one asking for the email address of the fixer, it will look as if I didn’t have respect for them, I
know that if you ask Daddy for the email address he might give it to you, but it will not be fine, I think what you have to do is to talk to Daddy if it
will not be good that I have the email address of the Fixer for some easy communication, you will tell him as if you are suggesting it with him, I think
with that something can be done the email address of the fixer, since he may want to contact me if the car is release.

But come to think of it, what the ways you are sounding about the information that you had from Daddy, does it means that I will not be going
to the Police Station in Kana Nigeria before getting our car? Please you have to know that from Daddy and clear me about that.

My own, you have to understand the pains that I am into, that has really made my so sad that I couldn’t even think of myself, the only ways that joy
can come back to me it will be when I must have receive our car and maybe get my salary, you may not understand what this whole thing as put
me into, anyway I am very sorry about the photo if you didn’t like it, I will have love to send you other ones, but I didn’t have a phone anymore and I
didn’t have money to buy for now, please bear with me.

Darling you have to always put this in back of your mind that I love you and I will always do as you are the last thought I think of before going to bed.
You are the best thing that has ever happen to my world.

I wish you happy studies time and comes out with flying colors.

Somebody is super eager to get his car back, so the dean gets the following "massage":

Alex wrote:

Good Morning Sir,

I am very sorry to disturb you, but I am only writing to know about the stand of things with my equipment in the hands of the Nigeria Police, it has
been 5 Days now that you wrote me last and asked me to wait, please sir, kindly please update me on what is going on.

I will be grateful to hear from you sir.

I am yours faithfully servant.

Our university dean emails Alex back with the news that the "fixer" expects to retrieve the car by the end of the week. It's just taking longer than expected because he
is having to "meet some important and influential people", but Alex is asked to stand by and wait for an update.

We were not yet sure how to tell Alex that he'd have to collect his car from Kano (a second safari!), but as usual Alex helped us out by broaching the subject all by himself.

Alex wrote:

Good Afternoon Sir,

Thank you very much for replying to me and it pleases me to hear that the content is making progress to have the car release from the Police custody,
I am very glad to hear that the goods and money is still intend inside the car and hoping everything things will be through for releasing this
Weekend, I pray it all work out that way.

I must confess that the contact is going good job if the car can comes out of the Police Station by end of this Week, since I know that it is not that
easy dealing with the Nigeria Police with their ways of taking bribes, but I believe it takes only does people that are influential to control their
welfares, I hope that can be done this Week.

Sir, I have a question to ask, since the whole things is in the hands of the contact and he is the one dealing with the Police, tell me, are the Police
going to release the car to the contact on my behalf or I am still going to the Police Station for them to give me the car? Actually I didn’t know
what the plans are but it will be good if I know about it, I mean if it is the contact person that will retrieve the car from the Police and hand over to it
to me in person, please sir, you have to make that verification and let me know about it for me to see the real view of things.

Once again thanks for your instruction and I am going to stay back and wait for your forward instruction on the day I should go to Nigeria, but before
than sir, you have to let me about if the car will be released to the contact person or I will still have to visit the Kano Police Station before getting the
car.

I am looking forward to hear from you again sir.

Kelsey and the dean took a break for Halloween and went silent, but Mollie received a nice Halloween card (subject of the mail: Happy Holleween to you my love Rolling Eyes

Soppy Lad wrote:

My Love happy helloween Very Happy

to you.

When given the choice of a trick or a treat, I would take the latter. Knowing you has been the best treat of my life, which is why I’m missing you and
wishing you the best on Halloween day.

Happy Halloween, Happy Halloween, Happy Halloween! Redundant? Yes. Boring? No. Hope yours is delightful, frightful, and sweet in every way.
Hope it is a fun experience.
From you love.

Once she'd stopped vomiting, Mollie gave him some sugar in return:

Mollie wrote:

Hello my sweet!

I am just heading off to class but I wanted to write to you before my day starts, because you're always the first thing on my mind, my love!

I have an exam to sit today, so please say a little prayer for me if you can!

I loved your little Halloween message, darling, it was so frightfully thoughtful of you - you are really such a sweetheart! We had such a fun
time, and I already showed you the costume I wore to the party. But now the fun is over and it's time to get down to work. I have a few exams to sit
in the coming week, so it's going to be tough.

I spoke to Daddy last night. He says that his 'fixer' is negotiating with the Nigerian police, but he's seen your car and checked that everything is still
where it should be. They've been giving him the run around and messing him about a bit, but you did say that's how they act, didn't you? Daddy is
in no doubt that the car will be released without paying a single penny to these people, because he says this 'fixer' is not to be messed around with
and he will get heavy with them if he needs to. I asked him how long he thinks it's going to take and he said it's taking a little longer than expected
(because the police are messing around) but he's quite sure there will be news by the end of this week, so that's good news!

Guess what? I had a dream about us last night. We were both in your white jeep. It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down. You had the
radio on, and you were driving. Trees flew by, me and you were singing 'Little Runaway". We were flying. We were running down a dream
that never would come to me, working on a mystery, going wherever it leads. I felt so good, like anything was possible. There was something
good waiting down this road. I think it was a prophecy, my love, telling us to keep going and not let anything distract us, because we will come
through the other side stronger than ever.

Darling, I have to go now and start my class. Write to me again soon because your emails make me smile and brighten my day!

I love you!

Mollie xoxo

With deepest apologies to Tom Petty, who was on the radio at the time this email was written Very Happy

So it's all sounding just far too lovely ....... who could know that disaster awaits just around the corner......

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:02 am

That's awesome! Next dream installment Mollie will be free fallin'....or having a last dance with Mary Jane.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:51 am

Finally catching up on some of these baits. This one's a doozy!

Quote:

Daddy tells me he is an international hotelier

Uh oh...I can see where this is going! You couldn't possibly be plotting a safari to a world renowned international hotel chain? Very Happy

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