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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:45 pm

So he wants a package sent to him? I can think of a great shipping courier....

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

You can't help laughing, can you, because you can't help but believe there are people out there he absolutely does not want to know that he is 'getting money'..

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:29 pm

Roger doesn't understand what Jonathan is asking him to do:

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But I don't understand what your asking me to do. What kind of baby toy are you telling me to get? And how can I put the money in it? Is this even legal? I don't want to get in trouble with the law.

Please just explicate exactly what you want me to do and I will fallow your instructive, but rite now I don't understand what your asking me to do.

Jonathan does not clarify much:

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Yes it's legal OK buy any baby toy of your choice any OK open it you know it's a clothes made right put the money inside close it back or you sew it (I know what he's trying to say, but this sentence makes zero grammatical sense) OK then write me back saying done

Then I will give you the information to send the money OK

Then he offers another option:

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If you can't get a baby toy! Use sleeping pillow open it put the money inside it sew it back the write me up let me give you the information to send it ok

I want to do this now

I hope he's asking real victims to do this. This must be the shadiest request I've ever gotten from a lad. What a moron. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

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Mrs spanks suddenly stop talking to me I'm acting like an orphanage home I send her the picture she need but she refused to reply me help me to talk to her about it OK

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Give me more information. What name are you using with her? What is the name of your orphanage?

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Name: Pastor Mike
Pastor Mike Orphanage home

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What is the update dude tell her that the tea leaves say she should reply me OK

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Got it. What other rubes are you working?

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Ok thank dude

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WHAT OTHER RUBES ARE YOU WORKING??????

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James Dean in an oil business deal

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JUST ONE OTHER RUBE?? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT IN ALL THIS TIME YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN WORKING ONE OTHER RUBE? WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE OTHER NAMES I GAVE YOU?

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Have you speak Mrs spanks she has not email me

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Have you answered my fucking questions yet? No you have not. Do you mean to tell me that in all this time you have only worked two of the tubes I sent you? What the fuck are you being so fucking lazy for?

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How are you doing Yes I need more rubes OK some of the rubes say they are not interested OK
Tell me why are you mad at me

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I AM ANGRY BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT ANSWER EVEN THE SIMPLEST OF QUESTIONS. I HAVE BEEN ON AN ALIEN SPACESHIP GETTING ANAL PROBED HALF TO DEATH AND YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK. GIVE ME

1. THE NAMES OF THE RUBES YOU ARE WORKING

2; WHAT NAME YOU ARE WORKING EACH ONE OF THEM AS

3. FOR EACH RUBE, WHAT SCAM YOU ARE RUNNING ON THEM

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I don't know who Mrs. Spanks is. I know who James Dean is, but not Mrs. Spanks. I will soon give him the rest of the names. If he told you to send him the money through Western Union/Moneygram or through that silly baby toy/pillow thing let me know. He is obviously trying to cut me out and will be taken to task.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Could Mrs Spanks be a RL victim?

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

"Mrs. Spanks" sounds as baiterish name as possible.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

It sounds like a baiter to me as well. If it is a RL person she has stopped all communications with him, and is not answering his emails. So as Martha Stewart would say, "That's a good thing.".

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:45 pm

Roger is still flummoxed by Jonathan's request:

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Your instructive doesn't make any sense. Why do you want me to put the money in a pillow now? Are we trying to hide it from someone? Who are we hiding it from? And how do I send it to you like that?

As usual, Jonathan doesn't bother to answer the question:

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How are you doing have you done it? By putting the money inside a pillow then sew it back careful without any trance? Do it now so that I can give you the information so that you can send the pillow to us now OK

Roger wants more information:

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No, I have not done it yet because you still have not explicated anything to me. I don't understand, who are we trying to hide this money from? Is their a risk that someone could steel it? Why can't I just send it to you by a bank transfer? I don't know why you incest on doing it this way.

I want fallow your instructive and do what you ask, but it just doesn't make sense to me. Please convict me that this is necessary.

Jonathan says it's an order from up on high:

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How are you doing thanks for your reply OK I want you to know that it's a directive from company OK it's very safe and good OK please all you need to do is to put the money into pillow enclose it back without no trance OK

I want you to do it now then email me back let me give you the information to post it with OK

It's very safe OK this what the company want OK so that you can you App tomorrow after doing it OK

I'm waiting for your reply OK that you have done it so that I can give you the Information to send it!!!

Company? What company? I don't know, and neither will Roger when he replies tomorrow.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Another piggie

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Dear Kim Jong-Un Most Glorious Leader of Best Korea

How are you doing please use the below information to make the payment

Name of Bank: First Bank of Nigeria
Account number: xxxxxxxxx
Name of Account: Axxxx Pxxx

Amount:2500000krw

go and make the transfer and send me the scan copy of the transfer
slip for documentation verification and confirmation

Funny how he is trying to go behind Sensei's back on the money. Kim Jong-Un has been demanding a bank account that is not in the United States, and he refuses to give the account that Sensei gave him.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:14 pm

Roger asks what company Jonathan is talking about:

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I don't understand, what company do you mean? Who is asking me to do this and why is this their directive? This is so confusing. Nothing makes sense and you refuse to explicate properly. Why can't you just tell me what you want me to do and explicate why?

Jonathan avoids the question (probably because he has no good response):

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This is what I ask you to do now go and get a new pillow open it carefully put the fee inside then sew it back carefully then get ready for the information that I will send for you to post it via UPS courier delivery service OK

You are really delay (Yep) OK this is what I want you to do OK don't be confused his do as I instruct you then I'm waiting for your reply that you have done it then I forward the information to send it OK

Regards and thanks for your understanding

I'm curious where he's going with this, so Roger will comply tomorrow.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:47 pm

Jayhawk, what's the situation with the lad and Master Raat? Are the tea leaves giving better news yet?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ Two days ago

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Ok I will send you the run down shortly

Meaning, of course, that he has no intention of sending them to me.

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STILL WAITING

and

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WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM DUDE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY RUBES KEEP COMING INTO MY DOJO LOOKING FOR APPROVAL FOR SENDING MONEY TO SOMEONE? AND YOU ARE SITTING ON YOUR ASS PICKING YOUR NOSE. DO YOU HAVE THE FIRST FUCKING CLUE HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY YOU HAVE COST US?

I fully expect him to go silent on me again. Go ahead and tell him that Sensei has approved the deal, but only if the money is sent by a bank account. Hopefully he will finally give one of you the funky bank account I provided him. I kinda doubt it though.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 3:28 am

Roger agrees to comply:

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Ok, I will fallow your instructive and sow the pillow like you asked, but your still not explicating anything properly. Why are we doing it like this, and what company are you talking about?

Please, answer my questions because I want to make sure I am doing everything correctly.

Jonathan reverses himself on the mentions of a company:

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Ok thanks for your understanding OK just a pillow open it put the money inside enclose it or sew it back carefully without no trace OK

The reason for this is that pillow delivery is fast and reliable (as opposed to other kinds of delivery?) OK, there is no company tell you to do it it me OK please follow the instructions OK

I'm waiting for your reply that you have done it so that I can give you the information to send it OK

God bless you for your understanding

The lad is only succeeding at confusing Roger.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 3:28 am

Sounds good.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

He is a man of few words

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Dear Kim Jong-Un Most Glorious Leader of Best Korea

How are you?

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Thank you for asking. I am sad. We had many executions scheduled for yesterday but we had to cancel due to the weather. Is very sad.

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Dear Kim Jong-Un Most Glorious Leader of Best Korea

Very sorry about that OK when are you going to make the payment?

Regards

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Will make payment on Monday, I will be very busy the next couple of days with the executions. is very busy time in Best Korea. The execution of the traitors is a top priority.

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Dear Kim Jong-Un Most Glorious Leader of Best Korea

OK I will be waiting for your reply OK please ensure its properly done
so that we can transfer your loan to you immediately OK

Send us the scan copy of the transfer slip for confirmation and verification OK

Regards

This lad would be a total trip if he wasn't so damn lazy. He has gone silent on Sensei, as I thought he would. Apparently he has other bank accounts to use and does not need the phony one I provided him. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:23 am

Roger doesn't like how often Jonathan changes his mind:

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What do you mean theirs no company? Before you said the company was asking me to do this, now your saying something different. Than you said you wanted me to put the money in a baby toy, now your saying a pillow.

Why can't you ever just make out your mind and stick to it? I am so confused why you want me to do this and you don't explicate anything properly. And than every time I finally understand what you want me to do, you change your mind again and I get confused.

Please, just tell me exactly what you want me to do, and don't change your mind. I will do exactly what you say.

Jonathan reiterates his instructions:

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How are you doing This is what I want you to do OK
Go get a pillow open it put the money inside then sew it back carefully without no trace OK!! This is all you need to do OK after this email me that you have done it OK

Roger will finally comply tomorrow.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 4:27 pm

After Roger agreed to send the pillow, Jonathan told him who to send it to. Roger was confused about who this person is:

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I am confused, who is this <snip> person you want me to send the pillow to? Is he someone you know who doesn't have pillows? Can't he buy some their?

I thought it would be funny to have Roger completely miss the point of sending the cash in the pillow.

Jonathan asked Roger to send the pillow by UPS:

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How are you doing you please don't be confused OK just do what I ask you to do OK the pillow that you put the money inside is the one you have to send via the UPS okay

You did what I ask you before by putting the money inside the pillow then sew it back carefully

Take it to UPS office send it OK

Roger asked where he could find a UPS office and Jonathan provided a list. Roger went and was not pleased with the price he was quoted to send the pillow to Nigeria:

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I went to the UPS office and I asked them how much it would cost to send the package to Nigeria and the Clark said it would be almost $3000.00 dollars! That is highway rubbery! You can't expect me to pay that much to send the pillow to you!

Is their a way I can send it that costs less?

Jonathan suggests DHL:

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How are you doing you have to go to DHL courier service office to send the package
The sending should not be more than $210

<snip list of Jacksonville DHL offices>

Roger gets quoted an even higher price by DHL:

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It costs even more by DHL! What nonsense are you given me? I am asking for a lower price, not a higher one! Can't you find a company that won't charge that much to send a pillow?

Jonathan suggests going back to UPS:

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how are you doing go to UPS second office then send it now

Roger will not be impressed by this.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 5:05 pm

Hey Jayhawk,
Your boy has given me another piggie, in Bedford, Virginia; can the sensei pass on the message that James Dean is pleased that progress is being made, but that a letter of intent is required? Thank you!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^ He is back to ignoring Sensei. Sad

He offered Kim Jon-Un a US bank account (probably the same one as above) but Best Korea cannot send money to the United States so let's see if he can provide another account not in the U.S..

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

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Can't you find a company that won't charge that much to send a pillow?

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:08 am

Poor man has is right to be annoyed!
Why it cost so much?

Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:05 am

Roger tells Jonathan that the UPS offices charge the same amount:

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What nonsense are you telling me? The price at the second UPS store is exactly the same as at the first one! I want to send the pillow for less money, not more. Why can't you be serious and tell me how I can send the package that isn't for an extortionate price?

Jonathan says forget price:

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I want you to send it now forget about the price OK it's faster and reliable OK

Thanks for your understanding

Roger will have none of it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

The leader of Best Korea is having trouble making the payment. He refuses to send the money in a pillow, there are no Western Unions or Moneygrams in North Korea, and the only bank account he will give me is one in America. Best Korea does not transfer money to America.

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Dear Kim Jong-Un Most Glorious Leader of Best Korea

Send it to our Ghana office OK

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May man will meat you in Ghana. I will make the arragngements and get back with you.

Could not find a streaming webcam in Ghana, dammit

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My man cannot make it to Ghana. He will meet you at the Four Points by Sheraton Hotel in Lagos NIgeria. He will meet you in the lobby of the hotel at 3:00 Thursday. The hotel is located a Plot 9/10 Block 2 Oniru Chieftaincy. You will wear a hat with a large chicken feather. You will wait in the lobby. My man will ask you the code word Is it safe? You will reply The black crow flies Northwest. Do not forget this. My man will hand over the money. Do not look at his face.

Reply in the affirmative if you understand.

That place has a webcam. Not surprisingly, he does not wish to do that

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Thanks for your reply I want your man to pay the cash into Bank
account once he get to Nigeria OK because I'm currently in UK for a
Business Meeting Review OK

One he get to Lagos he pay the money into any Account or Alternative
post it to us via courier service OK

I'm waiting for your reply OK

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NO WE WILL DO BUSINESS AS I SAY I NEED LOAN TO FIGHT OFF WORST KOREA AND YOU ARE PLAYING GAMES. YOU WILL DO AS I SAY. YOU ARE MAKING THIS MUCH HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE

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I want you to know that we are at your service your loan is ready all
we need from you is to follow our instruction OK!! We are financially
institutions we have our policy which need to be followed OK
Once your Man laid in Nigeria let him pay the money into the account
OK and fly back to Korea in less then 12 hours you get your loan OK

Thanks for your understanding

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NO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! I ASK YOU FOR A BANK ACCOUNT NOT IN THE EVIL UNITED STATES AND YOU TELL ME TO MEET YOU. I ARRANGE FOR MY MAN TO MEET YOU IN LAGOS AND NOW YOU DO NOW WISH TO DO SO. I THINK YOU ARE PLAYING GAMES WITH ME

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I Am not playing games with you!!! it's our policy OK

I love accusing lads of playing games.
Very Happy

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YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR POLICY FOR THE LEADER OF THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH, BEST KOREA! IF YOU HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT NOT IN THE UNITED STATES GIVE IT TO ME NOW. I AM NOT HAVING MY PERSON TRAVEL JUST TO MAKE A BANK ACCOUNT TRANSFER!

And, for good measure

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AND YOU DID NOT ADDRESS ME IN THE PROPER MANNER! I THINK YOU ARE A JOKER PLAYING GAMES WITH ME!

If I could find a webcam in Accra I would send him there. If he won't send a picture the least he can do is show up on a webcam for us.

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:38 pm

If the lad claims to be in the UK, I'm sure a surveilled location could be found and suggested...

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

After a two weeks of silence this idiot finally emails Sensei

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Hello dude

My computer is bad I'm using a friend own to reply you now OK I need little help from you I need 1,050$ to add to purchase a new computer OK so that I can function properly in the task OK

I'm waiting for your reply OK

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Let me get this straight.... I give you the names of some good rubes to work.... You sit on your ass probably watching gay porn and don't work them.... You ignore me then come crawling back after a month begging for money.... What would you do in this situation if you were me?

I tell you what.... I have a buddy who is a banker in Lagos Nigeria. You go meet with him and he will give you the money.

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Hello
I'm serious about this OK how much can he give me I need 1050$ to purchase a computer OK talk to him let know transfer the money for me as fast as him can OK

Or you send me the cash OK please

Thanks

Of course he is lying. He still responds to every email within an hour. This has got to be the laziest and dumbest lad I have ever come across.

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