Trucker John VS The Sandtimer

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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 11:30 pm

Cripes we are almost at three years:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=239993&highlight=beck%2A

I poke this Lad every once in a while and decided today to grab me another helping of Pork after seeing this message from Beckley:

Quote:

OH MY GOD, CANT BELIEF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE, YOU FORGET ABOUT ME AND YOU DID NOT CONTACT ME ANY MORE, MY LOVE THAT IS A VERY BAD IDEA. WILL YOU SENT MONEY NOW?
I WANT IT VIA MONEY GRAM AND IF YOU CANT NOW LETS JUST FORGET ABOUT OURSELF, THAT MEANS YOU DONT WANT ME HOME WITH YOU.
BECKLEY

Well By Gawd! Coarse Trucker John be needing him some Womerns and wants to do his best to makes sure that all is goodly:

Quote:

Becks: Hello babe
How are you, I hope you doing very fine?
If you are there talk to me
TJ: Hey there little Laddy
Becks: John what r you doing and why ain't you responding to me?
TJ: Well am here now I is yes I am!
Becks: OK good
Do you want to talk to me or not John?
TJ: well we is talking ain’t we my little Corn Muffin?
Becks: But I don't why you leave me
You did not send me any money and did not even want me home with you
TJ: Honey Biscuit I ain’t understandings your meanings cause I ain’t gone nowhere; no I haven’t!
Becks: I love you so much that I want to be with you for life but you don't care
But you did not care for or about me
You left me no messages and you don't reply my mails
I cried all day and every time thinking you are gone
TJ: Aww why you swanning me this way my little Cheese dumpling with a side of dipping sauce?
Becks: My heart was badly hurt babe
I love you so much and wanting to be with you
But I don't understand you
Babe I have nothing to eat and you don't care my love
TJ: I had me an achy breaky pelvis too my little butter bean cause you went all silent on me and poor little Sgt.Yorkie.
Becks: Babe were are you now?
And when are we going to meet?
Babe am very broke and I need money my love
TJ: Well I is just aboot to go and get me a Hot Hamburger sandwich here at the Diner my little gravy boat.
Want me to tell Flo to set a long plate aside for you too?
Becks: Feeding, I have been paying the hospital bill you promise to help with but I still owe them my love
TJ: It comes with a bottomless cup of mud and the choice of rice or jello too it does
Becks: Yes if you will
Babe how about all you promised me did you forget so quick?
The love, the home and everything but you are not fulfilling any yet
TJ: I never done forgots nothing my Chef’s Surprise cause my Momma taught me all proper like yes she did!
Becks: OK.. Good
When am I coming home now? Can you let me know when you want to bring me home?
TJ: Well lets me cipher on this my tuna casserole with extra crumbly bits
Becks: All I want is true love want to be home with you and to start a new life with you, I want this so much so that my dream can come true
Babe you are not talking about what am discussing with you, why?
Babe?
TJ: That’s cause am just about to wrassle down a big mess of food and is talking to large marge my little Jelly Donut
But I got you Babe!
Becks: Babe can I ask you this?
When will you help me home, clear my hospital debts and make me smile forever babe
TJ: Aww my Apple Fritter I done tolds you again and again whats I be needing but you ain’t never lissenig no way no how
Becks: Babe
I told you I don't have any account my love but if I gave you my sisters account
Will you send it? But she is in the state
Babe I think if you truly love and care about me, can't you send me money via money gram or western union or are you avoiding those places Co's you don't trust me?
TJ: If you gives me her account I’ll makes dang sure that you gets what you deserve my frosty freeze with extra sprinkles
Becks: Cuz babe I don't really understand you and I don't think you understand how I am feeling or what I am also passing through john
TJ: Back in a minute I gotta go hang the hog
Becks: But babe, why can't you make use of money gram just for my sake? Co's you won't follow the procedure to send the money to account or better still I have a plan
Can you give me your credit or debit card ?
So they can deduct all the money I needed from it and we won't need anything to worry about my love
TJ: Phew that feels more better cause I could dang near taste it yes I could by gawd
Becks: My love give me your card
Will make use of it direct my love
TJ: Now sends me that account of your sister and I'll make sure I sends you that $4,000
Becks: All you just need to do is send me all the details on it my love
How much are you willing to give me my love?
TJ: I just done tolds you I was gonna gives you four thousand but if that ain’t enough my little jam tart I spose I could make it an even five
Becks: Babe make it six..
TJ: Well okay then just cause you is my special egg and bacon sandwich with double cheese and plenty of pepper.
Becks: My love. When will you make the transfer? Will you go to the bank and do it on Monday or will you do it on your phone?
But if I may ask you, my love why can't you give me your card?
TJ: Aww Honey just lissen to me and stop be all persnickery and al llike a womerns that don’t gots no boning ok?
Becks: Sweetie hello
Babe am listening but answer my question too cos am your wife
When will you send the money and I hope you ate serious Co's you have to show me the receipt of the transfer or the receipt of the payment Co's that will be the evidence that you have sent it and that too will be the only evidence to have access to the money my love
TJ: Sometimes you acts thicker than a double order of Texas Toast yes you does
Just sends me that account of your Sister’s and I’ll make durn sure I gets to the bank on Monday
Becks: OK my love
But will you send me the receipt for the transfer my love?
That will be use in claiming the money my love
?
TJ: Well that don’t seem to be no problem on this end my little Honey Fritter
Becks: OK sweetie so you saying you will snap shot the receipt of the transfer and send it to me after getting it done on Monday
I love you more and so much more
TJ: Yes, yes and yes my little filet of fish so just sends me the account so we can be together likes we wants to be if you is catching my forty?
Becks: Okay brb let me check out the information
You there
TJ: Yess my double coned Vanilla delight with a smattering of almond flakes
Becks: Looking for the information please
Babe am glad my dream will be coming true soonest
You are my life and world
Will be with you and forget myself in your arms forever
All the cuddle have missed and all the care and true love will find me and my heart will be yours all forever
BUNCHO KISSY EMOTICONS
I love you so much babe, you are my king and god babe
TJ: I got you Babe
Becks: I love you
Babe am sending the account information now
Account name xxx
account number 8675
Routine number 309
Bank name Bancfirst
Babe, have you gotten the bank information now my love?
TJ: Yess I got you Babe. I gots to go water the tires but will be back more later my little bean burrito
Becks: OK my love thanks
Talk to me later when you are here
And send me the receipt of the transfer immediately you get it sent on Monday my love.. God bless you my husband
It will be a dream come true to be home at last with my love

Large Marge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RryZV8NK9-Q

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 11:02 am

When life gives you keepers - round up the pork!

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