What Would Nash Do? BUT what in the Blue Hell is That???

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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:55 pm

AKA Walk this Way:

Quote:

Wood: Hi
Darla: Hiya
Wood: Nice
Darla: Where have you been?
Wood: I was hospitalized
Darla; Oh
What was wrong?
Wood: I had a serious malaria which affected me so badly...
Darla: Are you more better now?
Wood: After taking medication now at least am feeling well
Darla: Good
Wood: Really appreciate it
Darla: Yess
Wood: I'm so humble for your concerns
Welcome home in Kenya to visit me on vocation
Darla: I was hoping that you could fill out an application with Hitlanta so you can come here
Wood: Wow that's so kind of you but what will i do when i come from a humble ground seriously amazing friend...
Darla: You can Rap/sing can't you?
Wood: Yeah i can rap & sing
Darla: You might be what we are looking for
How about I put you in touch with our Admin Ass tomorrow and she can send you an application?
Wood: Wow that's great
I will forever be grateful for your amazing support
Darla: Awesome
Wood: Please do your best to secure that chance for please am really longing for that...
Darla: Am a Talent Scout and will do my best
Wood: Ooh my God you're one in a trillion
Darla: Thanks you
Wood: I promise you won't regret this choice...
Darla: ok
Talk soon
Wood: Wow awesome
You've been a rainbow in my cloud
Thanks for your precious time...
ANOTHER DAY
Darla: You are welcome.
Please send Anita our Admin Ass an a message introducing yourself and ask for a an application ok?
[email protected]
Wood: Wow thanks
Have already send her my humble request...
Please pray for me for her positive response cause i really need a chance to enhance my career...
Hi
Darla: Hiya
Wood: How did it go with admin?
Cause i really want to come there Darla....
Darla: It is the weekend so am not sure
Wood: Please you're the only one who has nominated me i just wish you will enable me at least to the consideration... Thanks once again for your sacrifice to me excelled in my career in music...
Darla: I'll make sure you get a fair shake Hunny
Wood: Wow i really appreciate it
Darla: Yess
Wood: It would be my pleasure to kiss your foot & say thank you in a African way of appreciation...
Since i grow up on ghetto my dream was at least if i got sponsorship i will work with hitlant records...
Darla: You wouldn’t belieb how much that turns me on the thought of you sucking on my feet
Tell me more
Wood: It's an act of Queen which am so submissive
When someone done a great favor in a Africa to my tribe she's a goddess....
Darla: Oooh I likes that
Wood: You will just see it by yourself
Darla: ok
Wood: You will love it
Darla: Yess
Wood: Wow am really so excited to have you around i just can't wait to see you...
Darla: You have me sooo turned on now.
Wood: Wow really...
I'm going to make you proud of me...
Darla: Yess
You are like one of those Africandesiacs
Wood: Wow exactly your highness
Darla: What are you wearing?
Wood: Vest with boxer
Now in my country time is 12:26 in the morning...
Darla: ok
Wood: Darla when i will come there we will return to my home in Kenya ...I bet you will love the experience
Darla: oooh I likes that most bitterly
Wood: Wow welcome & experience the sweetest of nature
I will be like your shadow wherever you feel alone
Darla so which kind of nature do you adore most
Darla: I like big sexy men folk with nice wang danglers
Wood: Wow that's so interesting Darla
I love the thrill
Cause you're blazing it to the fullest...
Gorgeous friends like you are rare to find...
Darla: Yess
Wood: Do you mind if i ask you questions about my applications please....
Darla: Please do my Sweatie
Wood: What does hitlanta records need in me as my best??
Darla: We will need you to be all that you can be
Assuming you want to become rich and famous that is
Wood: Wow mostly be next to you
What else please...
Wow & can you make it possible for me to attained that your Highness...
Darla: I’ll do everything I can to make sure you get what you deserve
Are you familiar with my favorite Band?
LINKY SENT
Wood: It's so live & sound
Wow gorgeous
Darla: Yess
You should practice it
Wood: Awesome
When it come to music am so passionate
Darla: That is what me and Hitlanta are looking for!
Wood: Wow am ready for the ride
Life without music it is a mistake
Darla: Yess
Wood: Now you have get dynamic artist
Darla: hurh?
Wood: I mean i love all sort of music
Mostly emotional stuff
I'm so good in inspiration in any given life events
Darla: ok
Wood: Is your time now feel free to ask me anything please..
Darla: ok
Do you have a big wang dangler?
Wood: Wow not really
Darla: Oh
Wood: Another one please?
Do you have a big wang dangler?
Darla:Um am a Female
Wood: Dear which state do stayed
What is the most interested part of your life do you adore mostly?
Darla: I thought I was asking you questions???
Wood: Have you ever visited Kenya?
Have waited you are not asking me ....
Is ok please continue..
Darla: ok
Do you prefer Pizza or the Cream of Sum Yung Boi?
Wood: Pizza
Another one please
Darla: ok
Wood: I'm waiting for question that you desired to asked...
Darla: Give me a moment
Wood: Ok
Darla: This is more of a psychological question like you would get at a recruitment seminar but if you are ready we can begin
Wood: Ok go a head please
Let's begin please...
Darla: If you were in a plane with a Texan an Oklahoman and a Canadian and the plane was too heavy who would you throw away?
Wood: Canadian
Darla: Please explain your answer
Wood: This a critical decision which need wisdom first & for most this is between life & dead so consideration Canada will be the way out...because of what not kill you makes you stronger...
Darla: What if there was a Ukrainian on board?
Wood: Perhaps must be solutions to any given crisis
Darla: Yess but under pressure one needs to circumcise their right to an option don’t you agree?
Wood: Yes i do
Darla: Would you like to try another one?
Wood: Ok go a head please
Darla: Assuming there are twelve apples in one basket on a train speeding into Union Station. How fast must the engineer travel to ensure that all Icelandic passengers are given a full throttling and deservedly so?
Wood: That will depend on time taken
Darla: Yess
Time for one more?
Wood: time and Management
Darla: Hurh?
Wood: What makes us fail to attained everything is to be conscious with time
Darla: Ready for the next one?
Wood: Ok
Darla: ok
This is more complex so I’ll begin when you are ready
Wood: Ok
Darla: Please remember Hunny that there are no wrong answers just ones that are stupider than others
Wood: Ok
Darla: You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 1 gets off and 8 get on. At your third station, 7 get off and 3 get on. At your next two stops, three people get on at each and nobody gets off.
Then, your next three exits, two people get on at each and 4 get off at each.
Then you pull into the bus station.
What's the name of the bus driver?
REALLY REALLY LONG FRICKIN’ PAUSE
Wood: Is really a puzzle with no specific answer.
Lol
Darla: But there is a question that needs an answer don’t you agree Hunny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 580

A lad named Wood with a foot fetish, he looks like loads of fun and his command of the English language is fascinating. Looking forward to seeing what Hit lanta's newest recruit will do.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2016 3:42 am

Africandesiacs ... Icelandic passengers ... name of the bus driver Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

And he wants to throw the Canadian off! Lol

Darla and her wang danglers - she's such a slut. Laughing

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2016 2:49 pm

He wasn't so happy with Alex.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:24 pm

Anita: Gud day. I received ur email and sent an application. Plz confirm u received it.
Nash: Wow am humble
Anita: Ok.
Do u have any questions on it?
Nash: Yeah
Anita: And what r those questions and r u having a gud day?
Nash: What does admin require as you know am from humble ground please don't hesitate to me
Anita: How wuld I know what ground ur from? U have not completed the application.
Nash: I'm from Kenya
Please bare with me my friend Darla told me you might had that chance...
Anita: I have a chance at what?
Have u received the application and do u understand it?
Nash: I haven't got it yet you send it though email ?
Anita: Yes. In reply to your email.
Nash: But i haven't got it yet...
Well, it does have 2 go from Atlanta all the way 2 Kenya.
Nash: Can u please send me the application??
Anita: Give me a few minutes. Check again.
Nash: Okey waiting..
Anita: Email address?
Nash: I’[email protected]
Anita: I sent 2 I’[email protected]
That's where u emailed me. Why do u have more than 1 email?
Nash: I have got it
Thanks am really humble may God bless abundantly
Anita: Any questions on it?
Nash: Ok give some few minutes please
My phone is small it can't open but i will find the way out...
Anita: Ok
Nash: Thanks for everything
Anita: How long will it take you to complete, scan and return?
Nash: 30minutes will be enough Shocked

Anita: Ok. I will time you.
It is 10:26 right now.
Nash: Please wait for me as am struggle Very Happy

Anita: I can wait the 30 minutes as u requested.
Nash: Ok dear
Anita: I am not an animal, k?
Nash: Ok
Machine it has a delays give me up tomorrow...
Anita: 24 hours seem fair?
Nash: Ok just an hour cause am locating to another cyber to complete ...
Anita: Ok
Nash: Really appreciate it

Edited for a name change

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Whoa, new, juicy prey. Quivering in anticipation. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:42 am

I can't wait to see what Hitlanta's newest recruit can do. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:46 am

^^^He doesn't mess around.

Anita: I have not seen your returned application.
Nash: I'm send now
Nash: You've got it

Anita: Ok. Hold on.
Can I ask sum follow up questions?
Nash: Ok
Anita: Ur age and birthdate.
Nash: 1996,,,year,,,date of birth 21
Anita: February 1?
Nash: On December
1996,,,year,,, on December 21
Anita: K. Did u work 4 Vultures 2 different times?
Sorry. 3 Different times?
Nash: Yes
Yes for sure
Anita: Ok. U wroted that u lost ur mother 3 times during that period. Did she have dementia or did u displace her?
Nash: After the political violence i lost contact with my family...they were displaced in different part of the country we could not access each other.
Anita: So u did lose her 3 times?
Nash: Yes
Anita: K. But u have found her again and r 2gether?
Hello?
Nash: Yes
Anita: K.
In the question about the camel, u wroted: "He say that what a person can undergo through the hustle of putting on." How wuld u writed that in normal terms?
Nash: The person always get what he or she fought for...
Anita: K. That helps.
I think.
Nash: Really appreciate it
Anita: There is a follow up regarding the two celebrity parents you have chosen.
Ready?
Nash: Yes
Anita: It shuld be obvious that Batman is a guy, but u do know AKON is a boy also, rite? I know ur in Kenya and maybe internet pictures aren't clear, but he is not a gurl.
Nash: Pardon me...AKON with Beyonce
Anita: Oh.
Won't Jay-Z get a bit upset and jello, tho?
Nash: Ok Jay-Z & Beyonce sound good
Anita: K. Next, u met ur brother after 8 years of losing each other, like when u lost ur mother 3 times. This was the funniest thing 2 happen 2 u lately. What made it funny?
Nash: I met him down the street while heading to the party where i was invited to performed... He was reciting my lines & he was drunk people were cheering him ...I was shocked....
Anita: Oh! Now I see the funny! Rolling Eyes

Nash: Yeah
Anita: Tell me about 1 time u expected a happy ending and it didn't happen. Then tell me about 1 time a happy ending surprised u.
Nash: Since when i was young i thought that everything could be well for but only to realized that i was only one left alone when my family departed.... Shocked

Anita: K.
And the other?
Nash: Now you're making my happy ending
Anita: I'm not relly comfortable with that, k?
Nash: Reunion with my family
Anita: Can u put into words what the self-portrait picture is?
Nash: Peace
Anita: K. These r all gud answers. I am leaving work now and wuld really like 2 help u get a job here. Please take the answers u provided here and incorporate them into A NEW FILLED APPLICATION. Otherwise, they mite not hire u. Send it 2 me 2morrow and have a great nite!

Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 580

My favorite bits are the High School address, which looks like a phone number, and the answer(s) to "did you graduate" in which he checked both yes and no. Not to mention the "self portrait" that took me way too long to figure out was a sideways bird head.

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:29 pm

^He did a more better version I suppose...okay it doesn't look like a bird's head at least.

This Ass Clown is starting to annoy me already and we just met. Mind you we are in love:

Quote:

Nash: What's up
Darla: Nothing much. Whatcha doing?
Nash: Have sent my application thanks to you
Darla: Awesome Hunny
Nash: Really appreciate it
Darla: Yess
Nash: Please don't give up on me
Darla: I want to make sure you get everything you deserve
Nash: I will be forever be grateful
Darla: Am sure you will never forget me, Anita or Hitlanta Productions after we are through
Nash: I will never forget your kindness
Darla: Aww you are sweat
Nash: I'm humble
Darla: ok
Nash: God will bless you abundantly
Darla: You say the most bestest words
Nash: Wow really
Darla: Yess
You are truly a good Lad aren’t you?
Nash: You're such a pure heart
Darla: Oooh tell me more
Nash: Is not easy for a noble Lady like you to assist just a humble boy from village...
Darla: Actually people like you are my specialty
Nash: Cause you're so amazing
Darla: Wow I like that
Nash: I'm so touched by your humility to wards poor
Darla: Yess
Nash: When this storm is over i will take you back to Kenya to experience Africa ways of life...
Darla: You are my special man
Nash: I really appreciate every moment of our conversation...
Darla: Your sweat words really turn me on but I guess we should save that conversation until am back in my room tonight
Nash: Wow am humble
ANOTHER DAY
Nash: Missed your chat
You were very busy yesterday's
Hope all is well
Darla: Aww I missed you too Hunny
Nash: Wow wish one day you will pay a visit in Kenya to experience African life
Darla: Oooh I like the sounds of that my sweats
Nash: It's awesome
You're busy sweetheart
Darla: Yess I am but would love to spend the evening charting with you
Nash: At your free time is ok with me
Darla: ok
Nash: I will be waiting honey
Will you please download messenger so we can talk freely????
MORE LATERER
Darla: Hiya
Nash: Hi
Darla: Did you have a good day Hunny?
Nash: My Day Was Long My Mum Was I'll
Darla: Am sorry to hear that.
What was wrong with her?
Nash: She's has a strong malaria
Darla: But i heard Macedonia was nice this time of year???
Nash: But all will be well in God grace
Wow
Darla: ok
Nash: Anyway what's up
Darla: Am just having a cocktail at the tiki bar and thinking of you
Nash: Wow that's so sweet of you
How is admin taking my application?
Darla: From what I hear you are causing quite a stir with your attention to detail and rugged good looks
Nash: Ooh my God
That's so good thanks to my Queen Darla…
Darla: Aww you are sweat
Nash: Not more than Darla my really secret admirer
Darla: Trust me Hunny it is no secret what I think aboot you
Nash: Awesome
I'm really longing to see you there
Darla: Well if you stick by me and do as I say I don’t see any problem ok?
Nash: I pray for hitlant records to accept my humble request so that we could at least spent time together there...
Darla: Yess
Nash: Once they accept me at least we could spent time together my longing one
Darla: Oooh that is my dream too
Nash: Hope all will went well..
Darla: Am unanimous in my assessment and know it will went well
Nash: You sound so positive i Love that
In Swahili i say nakupenda
Darla: what’s that???
Nash: Meaning i love you
Darla: wow
Really?
Nash: Yes your highness
Darla: Oooh I like the sounds of that
Nash: You're my idol
You're so good as goddess
Darla: This is turning me on sooo much
Nash: Do you mind sending me your beautiful amazing pics honey
Darla: Well I did take one for your eyes only last night but am shy
Nash: Bring it on please
Also honey my humble request it's you to download Facebook messenger so we can make a call & talk as we want....please
Darla: Well I might sent it to you but only if you do the same
Nash: As you say your Highness
Darla: This is very personal and so you can’t show anyone else ok?
Nash: What about Facebook messenger will you download it?
Your Highness i can keep the secret
Darla: Do you also promise to send me a similar photo after you’ve seen mine?
Remember am naked
Nash: Wow really
Darla: Yess
Nash: Ooh my God...
Ok no problem but as you am from village in my home we don't have electricity... May be mine i will take tomorrow morning where i can access light well
Darla: You need to promise me or I won’t send it
Nash: I have promise you
Also you promise me you will download Facebook messenger so we call & talk
Or that's my number +8675309
Darla: Please don’t change the subject Hunny.
Nash: Ok
Darla: Can you also call me those royally names all the time because that turns me on
Nash: If I Tell You I Love You, Can I Keep You Forever?
Darla: Please read what I typed
Nash: Gracious Queen can i love forever
My precious princess i just want to let you know you're so awesome
Darla: Maybe you won’t like me after you see my photo??
Nash: How can a servant not like her Queen like seriously
Darla: ok
NASTY PHOTO SENT
Nash: My heart it's at your service my gracious Queen
Wow i just wanna lic it
Ooh my God am so horny right now
Darla: Really?
The show me
Nash: You've really turn me on like crazy
You're so hot
I love the thrill
You're driving crazy with your sexy pussy
I just wish i was there with you
Darla: So when are you going to send me yours? And why have you stopped calling me sweat names?
Nash: Wow i just wish to with my precious princess
You really turn me on my Queen
I just wish i was there with you in your place your Highness so we can blazing it honey
They is nothing sweet compared to your extraordinary sexy loving body your Highness...
Darla: that is sweat Hunny but please answer my question
Nash: Tomorrow if you allow me please
Darla: Will it be there for me when I wake up?
Nash: Your Highness you're so blessed with beauty
Yeah my Queen
I keep my ward
Darla: Yummy
Nash: I will send mine tomorrow i promise
Darla: More better
Nash: Your Highness am so proud of you
Darla: Awww
Nash: Obviously my precious princess
Darla: I had better get somewhere private so I can master bait
Nash: Wow
Darla: When I think aboot you I touch myself
Nash: I just wish i was there my beautiful loving Queen
I could be your nice tongue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:33 am

oscarpiles wrote:

^He did a more better version I suppose

I suppose he did, eh?

Anita: I have ur updated application and I think that is more betterer and will pass it 2 the committee, k?
Nash: Wow am so great for that please fight for me... Also may God bless you abundantly
Anita: HE does. And may HE lead u on the path u deserve.
Nash: Amen
Anita: Do you have any samples of your performances?
Nash: I don't have
Anita: Have you been an musical before?
Nash: Yeah
Anita: Do you have audio or video of that?
Nash: I have only audio
Anita: Can u email it 2 me?
I do want 2 let u know if ur selected, they will want a sample of u doing US music. In a video format. Is that ok?
Nash: Ok
Have send my song to your email
Anita: K. Hold on.
I didn't get it yet.
Nash: Ok let me resend it again
Anita: It must be taking a long time 2 get here from Kenya. Can u upload it here?
Or do u have YIM?
Nash: No i don't have it may if you've WhatsApp app might easy to send faster
If you have WhatsApp app it might be easy...
Anita: What app?
Nash: Download WhatsApp so that you can add my number so it be easy to send to you,,,my number +254
Anita: Where do I download it?
Nash: Go to plastore
Anita: Where is that?
Nash: It's an application that's helps to download apps
On your phone
Anita: Oh. I'm not allowed 2 have a phone. I'm a gurl.
Nash: So how can i send you?
Anita: Send me where?
The next day.
Anita: Yes, I have it. Thank you.
The application. Not the song.
Nash: Ok
How is admin taking my application application
Sorry typing era i mean how is admin taking my application
Anita: It is being reviewed but it looks positive.
Nash: Wow thanks to you for making it happening...
Wow that's good news to me & my family...
If admin require any information about me don't hesitate to ask please???
Anita: Ok.
Nash: Thanks
Anita: How familiar are u with American music like we produce?
Nash: High quality Shocked

Nothing but the best coming out!
Anita: Anything you relly like from bands or songs?
Nash: Both are awesome
Anita: Which is your favorite?
Nash: I'm flexible in both
Anita: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE US PERFORMER?
Nash: Jay-z
Anita: Ok
Nash: Wow thanks

Nash provides a stool sample.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:03 am

Cannot wait to see how this one plays out! Padme, too bad he doesn't like Alex.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:35 am

Nash: Hi
Anita: Hello.
Nash: How is work
Anita: Busy. How is urs?
Nash: Awesome
Anita: And what do u do currently?
Nash: Car washing
Anita: Nice. Lots of dirty cars in Kenya? Do u detail them 2?
Nash: Just car washing trying to make a living
Thanks Anita
How is the going with application in admin?
Anita: Very well. You are among 12 applicants right now, but I spoke very well of u and gave them ur musical sample.
Nash: Thanks may God bless you i really need this chance so to support my family...
Anita: HE does. I luv CHURCH and all HE does 2 give us a great life!
Nash: Amen brethren really appreciate it
Anita: I am not a brethren, k?
Nash: Pardon me please i didn't mean to up set you
Anita: Well, I am a gurl. U shuld know that. U can see my profile here.
Nash: Please accept my apology
Anita: k
Nash: How was my song?
Anita: What do u mean?
Nash: My music sample
Anita: What do u mean "How was it?"
They did say there is way 2 much auto-tune.
Nash: Ok
In case of any question don't hesitate to ask please
Anita: Ok. Do u have access 2 music and video recording equiptment?
Nash: No
Any other questions?
Anita: How will u audition?
Nash: I normally go to a small production to produced my demo
Thanks for your precious time really appreciate it but in case there is any question please don't hesitate to informed me....
Anita: Will u be able 2 go there again?
Nash: Yes but the problem now i don't have money to do another demo
Anita: Hmmm
Nash: But if necessary i will go
Anita: Ok. Cuz that is always a requirement, u know.
Nash: No obligation at all
Anita: Much obliged.
Nash: So what should i do
Anita: About?
Nash: To enhance my application to get opportunity there...
Anita: Be a patient
Nash: Ok i will

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:37 pm

Jeeze this Lad is chartier than Ralph (Is that possible?):

Quote:

Nash: Honey i wanna talk to you when you wake up please i will love to hear your voice please....
Darla: Hunny how am I supposed to know that is you?
Nash: Yeah your Highness
Darla: But you promised me
Nash: Yeah princess charming
Darla: Then do as you promised
Nash: I sent it didn't you got it
Darla: That could be anyone
I want to know it is your photo
Nash: It's mine
Darla: You need to take a proper shot and make sure i can see your face
Nash: What's up sweetheart
Darla: Do as you promised me or I won’t be happy with you
Nash: Ok but here is dark
Darla: Hmmm
Nash: Ok let me try
Darla: ok
HE SENT A PHOTO
Um I can't see you well
Nash: I told here village is two dark
I mean is too dark
Darla: But you have disappointed me after all of your promises
Nash: But at least have try my best
Darla: You had better try harder whether today or tomorrow when you have light
Nash: Ok dear
Ok your Highness
Please accept my apology if i didn't satisfied you well
Darla: I will accept when you do what you promised
I’ll be back later
Nash: Ok
LATER
AOTHER DICK SHOT
Hi
Darla: Hiya
Nash: Now have full fill my promise
Now we are cool
Your Highness
Darla: I need you standing up at attention so I can see what am getting into
Nash: I will try tomorrow if is ok with your Highness at least you've see have try my best
Darla: ok
Nash: So how do you feel now gorgeous?
You're that busy princess charming?
Darla: Am watching new talent
Nash: Wow that's incredible
I sent my own sample of my music to Anita
Darla: ok
That reminds me we need to work on your image
Nash: Wow your Highness please assist me as much as you can...
What i know if a got chance in hitlanta records i will make guys proud
Darla: can you perhaps practice a song or two for me?
Nash: Yes
Darla: Oooh I like your professionalism
Nash: I'm humble your Highness thanks
Darla: Let me think…
Nash: I really need your assistance a lot cause you're the only one who can make me achieved my dreams...
Darla: Can you perhaps practice with the following?
REDACTED
Nash: Ok i will but now am out of bundles
Is it ok with if you can give me few hours until shops cause now to my place is 3:52am i can't access bundles now... Until 6am that i be able to access bundles your Highness
Darla: ok
Nash: Can ask you a question if is ok with you??
Darla: Yess
Nash: I'm from humble ground i don't have much to access quality to enhance my ability to prove i deserved chance to be signed in hitlanta what help can your company assist me please???
Darla: You will get our full support assuming you have what we need
Nash: Wow but as we are talking what measures do i have to go through cause yesterday's according to Anita questions that's i felt my music sample was very poor....
Gorgeous which was cause according to my level yeah am good in music creativity but where i do demo production its quality it's poor hope admin will considered that...
But anyway please guide me wherever am about to fall please hold me,,, my only family depend on me you're my only hope... If make or not find me anything to do cause my family only depend on me... Really appreciate your kindness & everything which you've done to me.
Darla: I will do my best Sweat Prince!
Nash: I will forever be your humble servant princess charming
Have never see such a noble gorgeous Lady like so humble like this to assist a boy from a humble ground from Africa with unconditional love & affections
May gods protect you forever & make you see generation to generation,,,, may you live long my Queen
Darla: ok
Nash: Wow princess charming
Darla: Yess
Nash: Gorgeous you really have a golden heart
Darla: And you are a sweat heart
Nash: I would when arrived there just to be with you princess charming
When i will come there we will spent time together
Darla: oooh I like that
Nash: Do you what your Highness you're so beautiful
I just can't wait to be there with you princess
I just admin could work on my application faster so that i can there we be together...
Darla: You make me feel so special. i don't usually do anal on a first date butt might make an exception for you.
Nash: Wow tell me princess...
Princess am really longing to be with you so unconditionally
I know together we will blossoms
Darla: And you will do as promised tomorrow?
Nash: Princess is not that i love disappointment am from village so to find good scenario to take some good pics is hard & my phone is not quality that's why...
Darla: What time is it there?
Nash: 5:21am princess
What about there princess
Darla: Almost 10:30
Nash: Princess i just we could have a serious relationship
Darla: Oooh there is a gay limbo contest starting. Back in a bit
Nash: I plead for serious relationship with you princess
ANOTHER DAY
Nash: I Luv U But M Not Ur Lovr. I Care 4 U But Am Not 4rm Ur Family Im Ready 2 Shar Ur Pain But M Not In Ur Blood Relation. I M Ur..fren
I Cannot Imaging What My Life Would Be Without A Friend Like You.you Are The Fuel That Keeps Me Going
Darla: That is sweat but I have now awakened two mornings without you fulfilling your promise to me.
Nash: How are doing my princess
Darla: am disappointed with you
Nash: Me too am so disappointed wife ain't easy at all for me
I mean life typing era
Darla: Hmmm
Nash: Hope all is well
Darla: Why did you lie to me?
Nash: Did but yesterday's i sent you a pic
Darla: You promised me a clear photo last night and that it would be waiting for me when I woke up this morning
Nash: Yeah but i fail you
I can't take clear pics within my environment you know am from village people are not civilized...
Darla: Young man put your pride the shelf
Nash: I got you but that was the best i can do
Darla: If you can’t do more better then how will you ever become a supperstar?
Nash: May be when i will be there
Until then
God knows how much have try up to this level... But if you claims you're a true friend then assist of became superstar...
Darla: If you can’t keep promises then I might not be able to help you
I need to work now
Nash: Fine
TODAY
Nash: Once Upon A Time, It Happened To Me, The Very Sweetest Thing, That Could Even Be. It Was A Fantasy, A Dream Come True, It Was The Day I Met You.
You Are The Sweetest Person I Have Ever Met All My Life. I Am Honored To Have Someone Like You In My Life.
I Have You. A Lover And A Friend. You Are Everything I Need. You Are The Sun, The Air I Breathe. Without You, Life Wouldn't Be The Same. Please Don't Ever Go Away. And If You Go, Then Don't Forget To Take Me With You.
My Life Would Be A Sad Song Of Regret, If We'd Never Met.
Darla: Awww you are sweat
Nash: I'm humble your Highness
Darla: What is it like being one of the village people on this fine Saturday?
Nash: Awesome your Highness
Darla: I must say your application has caused some waves
We want you, we want you, we want you as a new recruit
Nash: I’m ready
Thanks to for make it happen your Highness
On How I Appreciate U, But Byond Tat Silence,ur Frenship Creats Beautiful Sound In My Heart
Life Is Train Love Is Wine Wife Is Pain Family Is Chain Xperiens Is Gain. Knowledge Is Brain. But Gud Frenship Is Main.
Dara: ok
Nash: Friendship Is A Place Where Dreams Are Nurtured, Shared, Celebrated, A Place Where Happiness Begins
Frenship Nevr Speaks Volumes, Nevr Demands Proof, Never Has Happy Endng 2 Coz It Dsnt End As Long As Frens R True, Just Like U!
Your Highness admin has prove my coming when???
Darla: I belieb that we will need to work on your image first and perhaps introduce you to our nicest Boss
Nash: How long will it take your Highness????
Darla: That will depend upon you
Nash: How???
Darla: I need to go for a bit but will be back
Nash: Answer me first so that i may prepared...
LATER
What did mean it will depend on me your Highness...
MUCH LATERER
Darla: Hiya
Nash: Hi
What did mean it will depend on me your Highness...
Darla: Hurh?
Nash: Exactly
Darla: Hurh?
Nash: What's up
Darla: am drinking Boko Harams at the Tiki bar.
Woooo
Nash: Ok
Darla: Whatcha doing Hunny?
Nash: I'm practicing my songs
Darla: Oooh how very exciting
What songs are you singing???
Nash: I do RNB
Darla: ok
Nash: Nice
Darla: When you are practising maybe you shud record yourself so i can see and hear you.
Nash: Why
Darla: Cause am your talent scout silly and I can direct you to perfection
Nash: As you say your Highness
Darla: Yess
Nash: I'm so confused about all thing about sponsorship...
Darla: Why so cornfuse Sweatie??
Nash: I send my application but have not received any confirmation...
Darla: It takes a bit of time Hunny cause its not like Rome burned down in day if you understand my meaning?
Nash: As you say your Highness
Darla: Yess
You realize that Hitlanta also makes movies don’t you?
Nash: Yes your Highness
Darla: Cause you might be a good actor too with that big wang dangler
Nash: Ooh my God...
Darla: Does that interest you Hunny?
Nash: I really need sponsorship in my music career your Highness
Darla: ok
But you could do both couldn’t you?
Nash: It depend
Darla: That reminds me we need to give you a cool rapper name
Nash: Ok
Darla: You gots any ideals??
Nash: Pardon
Darla: you need a sexy name to sell records ok?
Nash: Ok like what exactly your Highness
Darla: Oh I dunno…maybe something like MC Fap or something
Nash: We see about that once i released my first hit
Darla: But we need to have all of this settled before the release Sweatie
You need to trust me ok?
Nash: Ok
As you say your Highness
Darla: So lets barnstorms ideals ok?
Nash: So what's up your Highness
Darla: Hurh?
We are gonna figure out a stage name for you
Nash: Ok
Darla: Oooh how aboot Li’l Wang Dangler????
Nash: No
Something else
Darla: ok
Nash: Nice
Darla: Hmm let me think
Nash: Awesome
Darla: Big Worm?
Mc Swing Lo Mein?
Salvatore Balomi?
Bush Meat?
Nash: It does not sound cool....let's think of something else
Darla: Special Sauce?
Afreaka?
Homey Sexual?
Nash: I love Kenny nash
Darla: But we need to distance your real life from your Gangsta lifestyle
How aboot Nash Hole?
Nash: Nash peace
Darla: Peace Pipe smoker
Nash: Ooh my God
Darla: Wait Peace Pipe (Bone) Smoker
Nash: So what is definition of peace pipe smoker??
Darla: Someone who is willing to use his influence to work towards peace
Nash: Wow That's it...
Darla: so Peace Pipe Bone Smoker works for you?
Nash: Peace Pipe smoker
Darla: But using Bone makes you sound tough. We need a good image for you
Nash: But that name is to long don't you think so...
Darla: Well we can abbreviate it as need be kinda like what Poof Daddy did a bunch of times or whatever he is called these days
Nash: Ok
Darla: Pepe Bone Smoker would look real good on an album
Nash: Ooh really
Darla: Yess
Nash: Ooh my God
Your Highness can you predict when am going to come there....

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"Pepe Bone Smoker" - Bwahahaha

I think this lad is looking for a dominatrix, Your Highness Princess Darla.

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:53 pm

He's got a big beak, hasn't he Shocked

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:41 pm

^Among other 'things'...

So Nash hasn't been a lot of fun lately as he wants money upfront or he won't do his audition. Sheesh you think this is my first Rodeo?

Quote:

Nash: Hi
Darla: Hiya
Nash: How is going there
Darla: Me sooo Horny
Nash: I'm so sorry am not there
Darla: Ooh same here Sweaty
Nash: I'm so broke i got no money just wish things were batter
Darla: That is an awesome song lyric
Nash: I'm praying real hard for everything to go well cause poverty is a mental disposition
Darla: Yess
Nash: It has eat me so bad since i was born up to this level your Highness...
I just can't take it anymore is really getting into my nerve...
Are you in any position to take me there with you even is to do any casual job cause am really broke your Highness????
Darla: Hurh?
Nash: Have i say anything wrong to upset you princess????
Darla: No other than you not doing what you said you would do a few times and not recording your practice sessions I think we are good
HE SENT SOME SHITTAY LINK
That won't play here. Can you send an attarchment?
Nash: It could have play if had Facebook messenger
Darla: Yesss butt I don’t ok?
Nash: Ok
How is life there?
LONG PAUSE
Frns R Lyk Smell Of Cigaretes Wich Stay In Fingertip 4 Short Time, But True Frns R Lyk Nicotins In Cigaretes Wich Stay In Heart Til Death
HURH?
Secons Of Introdctn.. Mins Of Dscusn.. Hrs Of Atractn.. Days Of Intrcton.. Years Of Satsfctn.. Maks Frenship Strng Construction
No Distance Of Place R Lapse Of Time Can Lessen Frenship Of Thos Who R Thoroughly Persuaded Each Others Worth
Ther Is Miracle Friendship U Dont Know How It Happnd ! R Wen It Startd ! But U Know Da Joy It Brings …
In Rythm Of Life,v Somtimes 5nd Oureslves Out Of Tune,but As Long As Ther R Frens Like U 2 Provide Melody Music Plays On.
Love Is Like A Chewing Gum, It Tastes Only In Beginning! But Frenship Is Like Chocolate, It Tasts Til It Ends!
Life Is 4 Living,i Live 4 U. Songs R 4 Singing,i Sing 4 U. Love Is 4 Caring,i Care 4 U. Angels R 4 Keeping,can I Keep U…
Emotional Sentence By Fren.. Longest Distance On Earth Isn't 4rm North 2 South, Its Wen I Stand Infront Of U N U Ignore Me..!!
Darla: Yess
Nash:Wow
Are you busy your Highness
My Life Would Be A Sad Song Of Regret, If We'd Never Met.
May U Never Love In Vain And In My Heart You Will Remain.
ANOTHER DAY
Darla: Hiya
Nash: Hi
Darla: How are you Hunny?
Nash: Am fine and u?
Darla: Am good but I was missing you terribly
Nash: I miss u more
Darla: Awww
How is your contract proceeding?
Nash: Too poor...I really lack money
I don't have money to fr video production...
Darla: Hunny you need to try your best because am sure you will be accepted and then you will get golden showers
Nash: I have really tried al best BT all is in vain unless u help me
Darla: But you said you were serious aboot this didn’t you??
We are talking hundreds of thousands of dollars at stake here
Nash: Then help me if possible
If nt please give out my chance I can't afford it..I said am juz a village boy how can I produce a video while am struggling to survive
Darla: You need to produce what you can afford as Hitlanta doesn’t hire beggars but artists with potential to make Millions.
I'll be back in a few minutes
Nash: I don't need any sponsorship again am just okey...for who I am
AFTER COFFEE
Darla: so that’s good news right?
Nash: Have really appreciated fr ur support thanks so much for trying your best to make my dreams come true but it isn't my fault I don't have money
Darla: It takes very little money to have yourself recorded. They merely need an audition to gauge your suitability
Nash: Okey
Darla: Yess
Nash: Nice time
Darla: ok
Nash: Really appreciate it
Darla: Anything for my loving little man
Nash: I'm speechless
LATER
Nash: Hi
Darla: Hiya
Nash: What's up
Darla: You went away and am so worried
Nash: Why
Darla: Cause you went away and was confuse
Nash: How can you get confused when you see me as beggar because am just from the village & i luck money...
Darla: But we had dreams
Nash: Hello of being what??
Darla: We were to be married!!!!!
Nash: That's sound crazy how can you marry a poor guy like me when even simple food i can only eat one per day even sometimes go to bed without food...
Darla: But we are in love and had plans for a future together!!!!
Nash: How
Darla: You promised me your love
Nash: But like seriously how will i afford to come to while am broke...
Do see the big picture a head of us???
Darla: Yess
Yess I do
But you need to calm down and we can figure this out Hunny
Nash: But how??
Darla: Hunny you leave that to me ok?
Nash: As you say...
Darla: Can we chart tomorrow?
Nash: Are u busy?
Or tired of me huh?
Darla: am needing my sleeps
Night Night
ANOTHER DAY OR SO
Darla: Hiya
Nash:Hi
Darla: Happy Sunday
Nash: Ooh really
Where have you been missed you though
Darla: Am been working
Nash: Wow that's pretty amazing
Darla: Yess
Nash: I just wish you were here with me in Kenya honey
Darla: Awwww
But we need to work on getting you here with me ok?
Nash: Yeah
God will paved way for us
Darla: Yess
Do you have a cunnning plan Hunny?
Nash: No what about you princess charming
Darla: Well am was thinking and might have a good ideal ok?
Nash: Bring it on
Darla: ok
Nash: Which ideas do you got honey?
Darla: You understand that you’ve been asked to shoot a video right?
Nash: Which i can't afford
Darla: but you do own a cellphone correctamundo?
Nash: Yeah
Darla: Cool
Then we are half way to the fair grounds on this one
Nash: But my cellphone is not that quality
Darla: I’ll need to see if the quality will be good enough then. Make sense Hunny?
Nash: So what's up
Darla: You have what the Admin Ass wanted recorded so if you can send me a clip of you practicing then I can tell whether or not the quality will be more good enough ok?
Nash: As you say your Highness
Darla: This is why we make such an ever so awesome team
Nash: Let me try where i can
Darla: Yess
Nash: But always remember honey my delaying it is cost by equipment
I luck equipments
Darla: Start by doing what I said you ought to be doing and we will take the bull by the penis from there ok?
Nash: Cool your Highness
Honey do you've kids?
Darla: No
Ok so don’t just sit on it but spin and rotate and be all that you can be like a rock in the wide wide world weekly news don’t you agree?
Nash: Of cause yes
Darla: You truly are the King of Kinks
Nash: That's my free styles
SOME AUTO-TUNED SHIT
Darla: Hunny I need you to email me attarcments
Nash: ok love
Darla: And I need you to practice
Back in a bit
Nash: ok my Princess

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:56 pm

Capone wrote:

Cannot wait to see how this one plays out! Padme, too bad he doesn't like Alex.

I know... so sad.

That bird self portrait pic!! HAHAHAHA..... That is the funniest thing I've seen here in a while.

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:59 pm

Nutter!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:58 pm

Obviously Hitlanta won’t hire a new Supper Star without a proper audition so shall we take a listen to the Mighty Nash just to see if he has what it takes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tarD2zZUBhY&feature=youtu.be

Yeah we know, we know! Wow Anita and Darla their work cut out eh?

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:40 am

Shame on you for baiting an eight year old.

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Eight does sound about right for that voice... can't even hear if it's a male or female voice.

Ralphie's music is more betterer.

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Wow. WTF was that? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:47 am

Quote:

Darla: ok
NASTY PHOTO SENT

Man, I don't know how I missed this bait. That photo had better look like a firecracker went off in a ham sammich.

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