Pastor Frank Inc. - Fine Purveyors of Wyoming Double Glazing

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Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I have something to say to everyone riding on the coattails of the OP to become part of this epic piece of Internet history.

Wyoming double glazing is the best! Call and mention the promo code EATER to receive 10% off of your first order.

Edit: I googled "Wyoming double glazing" because the more I looked at it it looked the more it looked like some kind of weird sex term, think Dirty Sanchez. No fears, it's safe. I'm getting old

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:47 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

it looked like some kind of weird sex term, think Dirty Sanchez. No fears, it's safe. I'm getting old

It definitely should be one - "after the Wyoming double glazing, Justcold's face was sticky for a week."

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:47 pm

I used the phrase 'Wyoming double glazing' during a phone call yesterday and activated 3 Russian secret agents.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Are you people saying that we get to define what a Wyoming double glazing is? What a time to be alive.

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:03 pm

^^^ ETA Too late - someone beat you to it

B8er wrote:

It definitely should be one

And now it is Laughing

NSFW LINK

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

...and now our legacy has been cemented.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Hahahahaha - outrageous. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Contest time!

The first new baiter (defined as under one year of membership) to get their lad to hold a sign saying "I love the Wyoming double glaze" will receive a free one year premium membership.

All standard contest rules apply. It's been a while since we have done this.

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:20 am

Split from this cluster...

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:15 am

Pastor Frank wrote:

cemented.

Cementing is something you definitely don't want to be Googling Embarassed

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:06 am

Urban Dictionary wrote:

wyoming
Supposedly a state in the United States. In reality, wyoming does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from wyoming. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through wyoming, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. This knowledge is commonly introduced to high school freshmen.
Blond chick: Hey, I'm going to wyoming for vacation!
Sexy red-haired dude: No, you're not. It doesn't exist.

Uncyclopedia wrote:

Wyoming imports large amounts of food, clothing, sporting equipment, gunpowder, ATVs, beer, trailers, and mail-order brides. Wyoming's primary exports include bullets traveling at a high velocity, crystal meth, drunk drivers, jackalopes, fireworks, and Dick Cheney. Wyoming is also a major producer of extracted minerals such as uranium, coal, crude oil, nice oil which has been to finishing school and therefore is no longer crude, natural gas and unnatural gas. There were initial concerns about genetic mutations among the offspring of uranium miners, but these were later determined to be run of the mill mutations from inbreeding (see 9ers {or make a page for 9ers...should probably do that first}).

We should just report it as fake.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:35 am

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:31 am

Wait a minute! I seem to recall safaring a lad to Wyoming and getting him on cam. It had to exist!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

And if it doesn't exist, where is all that double glazing coming from? Lol

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:58 am

Wyoming Double Glazing is a semi-mythical construct that once existed only in the parallel world of Tlön.

The secret society Orbis Tertius is bringing about a merging of Earth and Tlön, and Wyoming Double Glazing - indeed, Wyoming itself - is the bridgehead.

For more understanding, read Jorge Luis Borges' Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius.

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:30 pm

Shouldn't somebody post up Wyoming in the fake banks and websites forum to have it killed off? We could replace it with a new State. <insert name here>

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:38 pm

I propose "Womyning."

Wyoming Double Glazed Joined: 11 Mar 2016 Posts: 367

I assume this contest is still up for grabs!!! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^ Yes.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:46 am

Not much going up there near the border eh PF?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

We've been holding our own. The Canadian troops advanced slightly in June but we were able to fight them off; we are back to par.

Wyoming Double Glazed Joined: 11 Mar 2016 Posts: 367

I am working on a better pic but this is what I have so far! A pic of our Passport suicide lad!

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:34 pm

Shouldn't he be eating two bananas?

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:44 pm

Now the real baiting comes into play... Baiting Pastor Frank to actually pay up. Razz

Nice trophy, lighten_up! Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:54 pm

Nice job lighten_up, particularly as this particular lad aqlready had an enquiry from me about a fake certificate from the .

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