The World According to Baiters

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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 11:50 pm

^
Thought SOOI had 'retired' Confused

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^ It's starting to get awkward.

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:39 am

I've laughed my way through this, especially Big X's:

Quote:

Bankers and lawyers routinely betray the trust of their wealthy long-time clients to partner with random scammers they've only just met online.

My additions:

- Deafness is very common.

- Phones are mostly unanswered, left behind, switched off, lent out, or lost.

- Money Transfer receipts are also easily lost.

- If a victim does answer a phone, bad connections are usual.

- Providing ID is the most difficult thing in the world.

- Owning a printer or a scanner is a rarity.

- Attaching something to an email requires a technical skill that most people haven't acquired.

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:02 am

Those that do own a printer or scanner have nothing but problems with them.

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:11 am

People are regularly held captive in windowless vaults, but still manage to have access to the Internet so that they can stay in contact with the world.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Windows47 (Home Edition) is a very popular computer operating system.

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:24 pm

Immortal, murdering, blood-sucking, gay, pedophile vampires are real.

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:39 am

Many people work in bunker-like concrete buildings, the kind that make cell phone reception impossible.

Western governments routinely monitor outgoing emails with attachments, redacting any images of certain documents, e. g. passports.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:10 am

More people die each year from handling drug and germ contaminated bank notes than from all transport related crashes.

Special 'chipped tracker dollars' now entering general circulation, soak up human DNA and can be used to catch criminals or terrorists that have handled them. You can't tell them from ordinary notes and can be tracked using mobile phone mast technology. By federal law, westy, now have to include tracker dollars when any amount over $50.00 USD is drawn overseas as a front-line weapon on the war on terror.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^ And people laugh at my helmet...

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:11 pm

Retired US Marine Corps officers are quite unashamed about having used M4 Masterkey shotguns to blow the heads off terrorists and militants in Somalia and Iraq.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:43 pm

No matter how exalted is your title -- Barrister, Reverend, Engineer, Bishop, Diplomat, President, Pastor, Chief, etc -- you are always addressed by your first name.

Wyoming Double Glazed Joined: 11 Mar 2016 Posts: 367

That reminds me:

It's common for businessmen, Religious figures, fbi agents,...

To have first and last names that sound like 2 first names. or a last name that sounds like a title

Frank Larry
Micheal Rich
Frank Kevin
Uder Pastor

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 4:07 pm

Refugee camps and cancer hospitals have excellent internet access.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:31 pm

^^This thread is about reality according to baiters - not the Lad version.

Just so you know.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

UPS and FedEx are extremely unreliable The most reliable delivery company in the world is GPS Tracker, despite the fact that they have yet to successfully deliver a single package.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:32 pm

Western Union and Moneygram agents are given lists of nations that are noted for cybercrime; the agents are fully within their rights to refuse to transfer money to nations on that list.

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:17 am

This one applies to lads and baiters.

It's common practice for churches and businesses to communicate with a free email address.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:40 am

All Dollar Choppers are expert hackers and have great persuasion skills

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:33 pm

Westerners are very stupid. They require explanations of how to do the simplest of tasks. Sometime multiple times.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:59 pm

The most important incoming emails always land in your Spam folder. This causes the response to be delayed by at least 24 hours.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:08 pm

Our roads and drivers are awful. Terrible wrecks frequently send people to the hospital as they are on their way to the bank or WU office.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:45 pm

International Bank Transfers are easy, dependable and insured ways to send money effectively anywhere in the world, even from the sickbed or remote work site.

But on those rare occasions when something goes amiss, bank employees are vague, evasive and downright unhelpful when it comes to identifying and correcting the problem.

And unfortunately by "rare" I mean at least 95% of the time.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:58 pm

Family, friends, and acquaintances can detect a scam for what it is almost all the time from just a hint or an unguarded comment.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:43 pm

Important documents like WU receipts are treated carelessly. They are frequently lost, torn, have beverages spilled on them, or eaten by pets. For whatever reason they never scan properly either.

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