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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:53 pm

I'm sure it's very peaceful at 3am Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Great job on the safari!

FYI, according to the questionnaire Eric & Franklin filled out, they felt the scariest city during their travels in Nigeria was Biu, about 100 miles SW of Maiduguri. A bit smaller city and the villagers very suspect of outsiders.

Wyoming Double Glazed Joined: 11 Mar 2016 Posts: 367

Great bait guys.. Can't wait to see what happens.

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:50 pm

Our lad ist definitely not a happy lad today. He has not traveled to Kano yesterday night, he has preferred to stay in Abuja and sleep in the bus. He continued his voyage this morning and arrived in Kano around noon. Mr. Gomer was ready to collect him at a meeting point which was suggested by Padme. Lad had received a picture of Mr. Gomer outside a recognizable venue in Kano (it was a picture of Padme's lad), but when Mr. Gomer went there, our lad was not there.
He was somewhere else, and he has sent a selfie (which is totally unacceptable).
He has called my cell around noon, but I had to cut him off because I was in a meeting.
We have called him back earlier this evening. Unfortunately my Skype recoreder failed. But Benjy has sent several SMS messages.
We have directed him to go to Bayero Kano University to recharge his devices and take a selfie so that Gomer can find him, and we gave him Mr. Gomer's Togo cell phone number, but for some reason there seem to be severe difficulties in establishing a contact.

https://www.4shared.com/photo/78ospDlSce/Kano.html

His text messages:

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15.07. 2016 14.00 hours

I have sent you pic in Skype. I am presently in Kano state in Sabon Garri. Call and pick please

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15.07.2016 17.43 hours

Is it the old or the new University?

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15.07.2016 17.44 hours

Please respond early. Your number still is not going through. Gomer's line is busy

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15.07.2016 17.52 hours

I will be at the old University gate. Just let him know. Thanks

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15.07.2016 18.07 hours

Bayero University. The old one. I will be standing at the gate.

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15.07.2016 18.33 hours

I am standing at the gate

Yes, he is indeed. And I take it he will be standing there for quite a while now. We will call him back tomorrow Cool

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:12 pm

More text messages coming in:

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15,07,2016 19.50 hours

University gate. Where is Mr. Ngomo? You said your number will be OK. Or maybe Mr. Ngomo should pick me up here in the morning? Please advise

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15.07.2016 19.52 hours

I am still standing at the gate. If by 8.00pm he is not here, I will look 4a place n pass the 9ite. I am still in Kano Bayero state University. The old University gate. Where is Mr. Ngomo? You said your number will be OK. Or maybe Mr. Ngomo should pick me up here in the morning?
Please advise

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15.07. 2016 19.57 hours

I am trying his line and it is busy all the time. I am kinda worried now. The last money I have on me is 2000 Naira call me up Lye.
Thanks

Oh Duckling.......I say so much when the day is long. I have no idea where Mr. Gomer is...not to mention that you have gotten his name entirely wrong.

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:20 am

This is getting better and better Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:20 am

He has called me early in the morning; I had to keep it short though because I was on my way to a meeting. Ducky is not very motivated to comply with what he was asked to do. He has not sent his picture to Mr. Gomer.

More SMS messages from him:

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16.07.2016 06.51 hours

Iye good morning. Hope you slept well. Please I can't go online on Skype. Tell the driver to call so that he can easily pick me up.They are 2 state Universities in kano. New Bayero and Old Bayero.Which one is easier for him to pick me up? I need to leave Kano early today.Let me know

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16.07.2016 11.22 hours

Hello Iye. I have tried to get to you through Skype. The nextwork is horrible here. Will I leave Kano today. When your driver is at a point waiting for me let me know through my phone. It is difficult for me to access Skype here. Please understand that I have done all and am doing all I can.
Helloooo!!!!

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16.07.2016 11.23 hours

(.........)(........)!!!!!

I called him back and told him to go back to the University. Mr. Gomer is a busy man, that's why his phone line is usually busy, too.
https://soundcloud.com/polly-zey/ugly-duckling-in-kano

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:45 am

"Weekend in Kano" sounds like a gruesome snuff movie, or in this case, what our avian friend is up to as we speak. Laughing

It's not like it can get worse from here, right. Right? Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:24 pm

Ducky has sent another picture, but that is not excactly what he was supposed to deliver. We had some discussion on Skype then.

https://www.4shared.com/photo/b7dx6b32ba/Benjy_2.html

[14:34:32] james clark: i will be in th gate in 15 minutes

[14:35:42]Julia: Oh my God! Mr Gomer has required a picture of you IN YOUR WAITING POSTION OUTSIDE THE UNIVERSITY!!! This is not acceptable!

[14:35:51]Julia: Where is that?

[14:37:27] james clark: I was in a cyber Cafe

[14:37:56] james clark: When I get to the gate I will send another one

[14:38:30] Julia: Why do you make things so difficult and why don't you just follow SIMPLE instructions?

[14:39:27] james clark: Hope it will be OK. Just both Internet credit that's y my Skype on my phone works. I guess it will not work for long.

[14:39:52] james clark: Right now I am heading to the gate

[14:46:13] james clark: What do you need me to do now?

[15:03:04] james clark: Skype too slow but I am at the gate

[15:04:56] james clark: Please Iye I am standing where they sell fruits at the gate. Thanks

[15:11:29] james clark: Hello

[15:49:47] Julia: I just came online and I can't stay long. It is very easy. Mr Gomer needs a picture of yourself in your EXACT waiting position outside the University, so that he can find you. I spoke to him 30 minutes ago, and he said he can't make it earlier than 7.00 pm. Who is boubacar? I have told you not to get any third party involved! What files have you uploaded? They do not open......are you sure you know how to handle your equipment?

[15:51:39] james clark: I do not make things difficult. You said I should take a pic of how I look. My Skype is not really working and to get inside the school is difficult. That's why I had to take a pic of myself in the cyber Cafe. I had to buy 400mgbits for 400N but could not even browse well. That is why I had to take the pic in the cyber. My Skype is very slow Iye. Understand me 4 once please. I am trying to send you the pic or video too. I am waiting at the old Bayero University like you said.

[15:57:39] Julia: Okay. Please try hard to send that picture of you in your waiting position. Mr Gomer is using the New York Cab driver software, so he needs it to upload it to his navigation system. He is presently in Biu, that is 422 km away from Kano. He is positive that he will be able to make it to Kano around 7.00 pm, that is what he said. Are you still wearing the same clothes? And where did you spend the night? Please take pictures of your receipts and send to my Skype, it is needed for the accounting. Oluku is not really amused, our share of the deal will be much less now, because your travel expenses are going through the roof!!

[16:01:02] james clark: Boubaca is a mistake. If you can delete good. My phone acts at times when I haven't prompted it too. He was a cc client. I can still wait opposite the gate and will be at the gate 6:30pm. The files are my pictures and video Iye. There is no third party here to be honest with you. You can ask Uzombo. Network system here is not good. I am sorry if you think I haven't followed your instructions. It's the network and phone I am using. Maybe when we meet and I get a better phone, such won't happen again. I promise. Thanks

[16:04:58] james clark: I am still wearing the same clothes. I manage to spend less so you don't need to worry that much about my travel expenses Iye. All I need now is to arrive my destination safe and sound. You too should be. We can make a series of deals then you will understand me more better.

[16:05:42] Julia: The files you have sent DO NOT OPEN. Please send them to this email address if possible: [email protected], and send the scans of your receipts, too! Do yo understand? Oluku is really angry because of your expenses, and he's even angrier that you were not in Maiduguri on Thursday. Everything was set out and planned! When did you leave Bamenda? On Monday or Tuesday? I find it really hard to believe that it takes so long to get here! I have to go now, plz send the picture and the paperwork
I will call you later to see if things go all well now ok?

[16:07:24] james clark: I have really come a long way if you can understand what I am saying Iye.

[16:08:44] Julia: I do, I almost certainly do. How many days are you on the road now? I have done some shopping, we will have chicken with rice later, and I have some cold beer in the fridge for you

[16:11:15] james clark: OK. The files are my pictures. I will present a list when I am in maiduguri. It's 4 days now. Today will be 5 if your driver doesn't pick me up.

[16:12:03] james clark: The road transport has really ware me out you know! I look forward to meeting you too. I have so many experience to share too. Now I know I am a man and can go anywhere. Later then.

He's a man now. Now ain't that something? Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:59 pm

Ok, 2000 Naira works out to about $7.10 US.

He has spent 400 Naira on internet time.

This leaves about 1600 Naira, worth about $5.68.

He needs to spend some more on Internet time.

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:54 pm

Duckling has eventually managed to provide the requested pictures. He has sent them from his real life email address Cool

[18:53:20] james clark: I sent you email with pictures. Bayero University. Old gate. At the shade where Muslims sell. I used my personal email. ([email protected])

[18:54:25] james clark: He can just give me signal 15-20mins wen he is around. Thanks waiting.

[19:06:29] james clark: He can just give me signal 15-20mins wen he is around. Thanks waiting.

[19:16:09] Julia: Hello Duck, I have received everything and forwarded the pictures to Oluku. He will contact Gomer now and send him the files

[19:26:20] james clark: Great

[19:29:36] james clark: Skype does not want to upload since I sent. Just poor network have slowed me down with the bus drivers too. I pray he picks me. Am just across the road now. By 6:45 pm I will be standing there. Hope that is OK too

[19:29:47] james clark: ?

[20:01:01] james clark: ...

[20:01:01] james clark: Am charging my phone that's y.

[20:01:57] james clark: I am sitting there now. Where they sell fruits, graver s

[21:32:43] james clark: Just that the streets are not good in the night here in Kano.

[21:32:44] james clark: But I am cool though.

[21:33:40 ] Julia: Duckling, Oluku just called me to let me know that Gomer is having technical problems with his car he drove into a pothole and has 2 flat tyres now he needs new tyres but he says that he has received your information and everything is okay, he will be there, but he will be coming later he said you should just stay where you are so that he can find you okay? I couldn't take your call when you tried to call me, my battery is low and I must be available for Oluku you do understand that? Thank you, take care, see you later then! Iye

http://www.4shared.com/photo/6dYAoaMBce/University_1.html
http://www.4shared.com/photo/PqXqbGtyba/University_2.html
http://www.4shared.com/photo/L-L9VS-Jce/University_3.html

Tomorrow is another day. Everything will be all right.

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:36 pm

I almost feel that this is cruel.

Almost.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

@MG

https://www.charlesproxy.com/documentation/proxying/throttling/

if you want to let him spend more time on the internet during file transfers to you.

this system slows YOUR bandwith down, which is a good thing to tease him by slowing down the file transfer. and skype wants do do the transfer directly.

and then you can blame his mobile connection for the slow file transfer.

Wink

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:17 am

Thank you Robert, I will let him know next time. Duckling is definitely not a happy boi now. 15 missed calls on my cell, the last one came in at 02.59 am. He will need some attention today. He might move on a little further

[16.07.2016 22:32:03] james clark: I can't stay here. 9hrs waiting... This is not fare. If the Nigerian police confront me at this hour what should I tell them?

[16.07.2016 22:43:18] james clark: Now I am scared. Iye to say the truth this is not good though. By 10pm I will look for my way to be frank. This is not good. You should know the state in Nigeria that I am In Iye! Not to talk of Mosquito bits all over my body. Slept in a bus twice, now I do not know what to do if he doesn't come. Have run out of cash too. But where is Uzombo? He can best tell you all this. Thank you very much Iye. God will take control of my life from here. Who knows, the driver might arrive in the morning if he has another flat tires and where will I be?

[16.07.2016 22:45:56] james clark: God bless. Thanks

[16.07.2016 22:52:23] james clark: I am leaving for SABON GARI ABEKUITA ROAD, HOLIDAY INN HOTEL. I don't even know how I will get a room. Let the driver locate me there. I also have low battery. Good night. If its his WILL then I shall make millions someday.

[16.07.2016 22:52:40] james clark: ...

[16.07.2016 22:57:19] james clark: ..

[16.07.2016 23:12:32] james clark: Before my mother died, she use to tell me that, not all that glitters is gold. I have really tried my best Iye. I was ready to get rich or die trying. I am not happy too. I am spending my last penny to pay for transportation to the location I just gave you. I have proven all without reasonable doubt. I can be trusted. Mr Gomer can locate me if you need me to carry on. I am sorry but I am on my way to where I can manage to sleep. God bless. Ugly Duckling. My regards to Oluku.

[16.07.2016 23:22:50] james clark: I have lost my mum, her 3 sisters and my dad. Am left with my one and only brother. I am willing to push harder than dis. That is more reason I am doing dis. Your driver can locate me if you still need my services.

[00:22:34] james clark: Yes massa.

[02:25:03] james clark: I don't really know how you feel Iye. When you know someone's life is at stake. Please let your driver locate and pick me up abi. Where is Mr Gomer now?

[03:07:24] james clark: ...

[03:07:25] james clark: The treatment yesterday was really harsh Iye. Please let me know if your driver can locate me tomorrow or what you think. I can not afford to be manhandled by Nigerian Police on the streets. Understand and let me know. I need this. Remember, it's not how fast we do this but how far. I am kinda worried now. I have managed to patch somewhere for the night. God bless us all. Peace Out. Duck

[03:08:06] *** Verpasster Anruf von james clark.

[03:09:00] *** Verpasster Anruf von james clark. ***

ETA:

[07:07:05] Julia: Good morning Duck, are you seriously telling me that Gomer did NOT come to pick you up? I am having trouble with my phone, it rings but when I pick up I can hear nothing. Where are you now?

[07:13:49] james clark: Yes he did not Iye. I am really worried now. He did not and I haven't eaten nor drank water. I beg some one from Cameroon and he said I could sleep 4 the night. Now I have to leave the place. I am really confused Iye. Please do something about this. Thanks

[07:15:06] james clark: I am in Kano ABEKUITA ROAD HOLIDAY INN HOTEL.

[07:16:30] james clark: It's controlled by a Cameroonian. No penny left.

[07:17:18] Julia: Oh Duck, I am so terribly sorry to hear this! Please be assured that I will do all in my power to make a new arrangement as soon as possible! Uzombu will be here in a few hours, we will give you a call then and we can discuss the options. Uzombo will find a way, he always does, he knows his way around here. Did you stay at this Holiday Inn Hotel? I do not quite understand what you mean, the Hotel belongs to a Camroonian?
Are you still there?

[07:24:58] james clark: Yes I am still there. The manager is a Cameroonian. I slept there. You need to tell Uzombo that I can not move from here. I am stocked here in the hotel Thanks

[07:26:31] Julia: Duck, as soon as Uzombo will arrive here, we will contact you! We fill find a way, don't worry! There is always a way, just trust in God and everything will be all right

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:12 am

And on it goes......it was a very busy morning. Duck's situation is far from better. There will be no light at the end of the tunnel before Monday late afternoon

[07:44:17] james clark: I will be waiting then. I have a will and I believe they must be a way Iye. Explain this to Uzombo. I look to you. Please I did not fail you by coming all the way from Cameroon. I had to pay immigration officers to let me through and till now I still haven't mate you. Shocked

It's painful though. I look forward to hearing and meeting with you Iye. God bless. Thanks

[07:48:18] Julia: When did you leave the University gate?

[07:52:11]Julia: Duck, my phone does not work, it must be the network I hear it ring but when I pick up I hear nothing we will call you from Uzombu's phone when he gets here okay?

[08:24:11] james clark: I left the gate at about pass 10pm. Everyone there had left and the street was dead. I could not stay there alone. The immigration at Ikom have my papers so I am left with my national ID card. I don't really know why all this is happening. I invoked the spirits of the faithfully departed to guide me and my grand master God. that's why I am here now. God has never failed me too.

[08:35:27] james clark: I am just worried that no one can see that but it's true. For you to confirm that, I am a Prince of my native. I have big uncles whom are rich but I do not look after their money. I look to survive with my elder brother who is more concerned about my well being. That is vis versa. If he is worried automatically I am worried. I feel his worries now and I pray he is fine. He likely will be crying now but I tell him I am OK. He still doesn't believe. Here is everything you need to know about my family and me. Go to Google and you search on <snipped> and see for yourself. We have lost nearly everyone but we are still leaving though death doesn't mean anything to me again. That is the main reason I embarked on this journey Iye.

[08:45:24] james clark: We have relatives in the USA but they don't care about does in Cameroon anymore. they don't seem to care since they have already climb their own ladder. I have been praying for an opportunity like this and it seems it will sleep of my hands just because of lack of money. Please let Oluku know about this. It's a strange land but I am here now. Uzombo can best explain everything about a black family. That's all for now Iye. My forefathers with me , my God Almighty over them all. I shall survive. God bless us all. Thanks

[09:05:18] james clark: I have one believe, we do not grow when things are easy but when we face challenges. Food for thought... Amen

Yeah right...that's the spirit, Duck!

[09:13:29] Julia: Duck, my connection is breaking every now and then, it must be the network maybe it is the weather they have announced heavy rain for noon today how is weather in Kano and are you still in the Hotel? You didn't tell the Hotel manager anything? Plz do remember the secrecy of your mission at any time!

[09:18:52] james clark: I am not a fool to disclose that e even to the police Iye. I just need to leave this place OK. I told him I am going to meet my girlfriend whom is a white lady. Since from Ikom. I keep the same story line OK. You can count on me on this one.

[09:19:33] james clark: It's a sunny day in Kano state. Very hot too.

[09:21:39] Julia: So at least it is not raining down on you, that is good. Your story is good. Earlier today you have mentioned that you are looking forward to mating me; that kind of got me excited. I am looking forward to mating you, too. Hopefully it will not be long until it will happen. Yesterday's chicken went into the garbage, we will have steak and beans and fried potatoes this evening, and there is still some beer left

[09:28:19] james clark: How do you know it will rain? Are you kind of opening ma brains? Have I been a fool all this while?

[09:28:46] Julia: I have checked the weather forecast.

[09:31:02] Julia: Rain has been announced, now don't start acting silly I cannot open brains, what are talking about?

[09:35:04] james clark: I am not. Just a lil bit stressed out. Waiting for your call then. Have a nice day. Thanks Iye

[09:47:49] Julia: Uzombu is here now, I am just preparing coffee for him and then we will call you Uzombu's code name is Osage just so you know

[09:50:17] james clark: OK good

[10:11:41] james clark: Cool

A phone call between Duck and Uzombu next:

https://soundcloud.com/polly-zey/duckling-and-uzombu

[10:17:25] james clark: I will need to get a new passport when I arrived if possible a Nigerian ID too. The hotel name is MBANEFO HOLIDAY INN, ABECUITA ROAD. I do not have a kobo on me. Please make arrangements to come pick me up from here. Abeg In God's name name Osage, Iye and Oluku. Thanks

[10:24:34] james clark: ..

[10:35:48] james clark: it's in SABON GARI ABECUITA ROAD, KANO.

[10:36:22] james clark: ...

[11:27:03] james clark: I will have to off my data now. It's killing my battery. You can call when you need me online. I need to leave today. Now packing out of the room. thanks once more.

[11:29:59] james clark: Missed your call

Another phonecall:
https://soundcloud.com/polly-zey/duckling-and-uzombu-2

Duck has tried to talk Uzombu into paying for his accomodation. That won't happen. Duck will have to be a little patient before his journey hopefully continues.

[11:49:55] Julia: Duckling, like Uzombu said just stay there and relax and he said that it is a very funny idea of yours to suggest he should send any money into the Hotel Manager's account he doesn't know this man and our names should never ever be connected in any way because it is too riskyful. Uzombo does also not understand why you cannot use Mastercard, just go to First Bank or Diamond Bank anywhere. He trusts you but he does not trust anybody else and our real names must not be connected do you understand that?

We will let him just sit and wait until tomorrow. The banks are closed, it is Sunday, day 6 of his trip Cool

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:50 am

The Duck can just sit and chill. Great baiting!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:12 am

Weather forecast for Kano today: Heavy thunderstorms in the evening. Temperature dropping 11° C. Quite interesting.

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:17 pm

Duck still sits and waits patiently. He had to sell his boots though while he was just doing that Cool

Nonetheless, he seems to be keeping the faith. He is still sending out regards and thanks to everyone. No rants so far.......

[17.07.2016 13:23:15] *** Missed call from james clark. ***

[17.07.2016 20:06:28] Julia: Hello Duck Uzombu just called me and he told me to let you know that there will be a new arrangement for you tomorrow there was not much he could do because today is Sunday he said you should just relax and keep cool. He will come around tomorrow and then he will let you know how this will be proceeded

[17.07.2016 21:07:01] james clark: I understand but it's just that I don't have any of the cards. I will wait. Its better that he should tell the driver to give me 3000N when he comes to pick me up so that I can pay the Hotel bills for only today. That is what I owe. The good thing that, you sleep before you pay. I just need to know when the driver will pick me up so that I can inform the manager OK. You shall be pleased working with me Iye. Let me know the way forward. I am me. Thanks

[17.07.2016 21:07:13] james clark: ...

[17.07.2016 21:10:08] james clark: Hello are you there Iye? All of you can count on me OK. I need the job like I said earlier. My kind regards to all.

[17.07.2016 21:10:54] *** missed call from james clark. ***

[17.07.2016 21:11:35] james clark: I am here.

[17.07.2016 22:30:28] james clark: Hello Iye???

[01:41:40] *** missed call from james clark. ***

[03:46:17] james clark: Hello Iye are you there?

[03:54:11] *** missed call from james clark. ***

[04:12:42] james clark: !?

[04:13:06] james clark: Just need to know when the guy is coming around? Hellooo

[07:22:02] Julia: Good morning Duckling, I have not yet heard any new information about the new arrangement so just stick to what Uzombo has said, keep cool and relax for the moment. I have talked to Oluku a few minutes ago, and he is also trying hard to figure something out. Uzombu is out there doing some business of his own and does not take phone calls, I have tried 3 or 4 times. Sometimes he is like that, but there is absolutely no reason to worry. Keep the faith, everything will turn out right. Iye

[09:41:45] james clark: Please if am of no use to u please just tell me i understand i will find my way back. Why is Uzombo not taking his calls now dat he is needed most? I am really trying not to be worried but I am kinda worried to be honest. I sold my timberland boots for 3000N worth 35000frs just so I can pay for a room this morning. Duck

Oh Duck, noone has EVER said something like that you're no use for us. Au contraire, mon chère....you are almost far beyond perfection!!

[09:41:45] james clark: ..

[09:41:55] james clark: Hello Iye are you there?

[14:06:55] james clark: Hello I received an empty text from you?

[14:07:15] james clark: Hello are you there?

[14:23:18] Julia: Hello Duck, I have just realized that my cell phone went off in my handbag when I was at the Airport in Maiduguri. It connected to your line for more than 13 minutes, but you most likely will have heard nothing but strange noises from the items in my handbag and the traffic noises. Duck, what makes you say you are of no use? After our first discussions Oluku and I came to the conclusion that you are just perfect for the job. I will try to make some phone calls now, I will get back to you, okay? Keep cool you will hear from us soonest!
Uzombo forgot his phone when he was here with me yesterday. It is on my desk. Maybe you messed up the numbers? Uzombu uses Togo number, call it and I will pick it up, you will see!

[14:42:42] Julia: Duck, I have just checked Uzombu's phone. There was no incoming missed call from your number. Are you sure you dialled the right number? His number is +228 9683***. Uzombu forgot his phone. Call the number, and I will pick it up. You will see. So many mishappenings, this is such a bad luck! He has another phone from Benin, you might want to try that? I have called the number 4 times already, but it went to his mailbox. The Benin number is +229 62453***, regards Iye.......and don't forget to keep cool

[16:05:08] james clark: OK but are you still in Nigeria? Or I will have to work with Uzombo? Or maybe he too has left?!
[16:05:36] james clark: Are there?

Of course I am still here in Nigeria. I don't know where Uzombu is, and I can't reach him at the moment. When Duckling called Uzombu's Togo number, I took the call and talked to him for a few minutes. Uzombu just forgot his phone. Nothing bad has really happened so far. And on we go for the next round.....

ETA:

[16:18:02] james clark: If I have to get to maiduguri, where will I get a bus and where will I find you? That is if my pick up is not going to be here? I don't think I need to tell you that I have not eaten anything since morning Will you believe me or not? I am still pleading with you to see Wat you can do so that I get out of this place today dear friend and colleagues. Weyyy papa God.

[16:18:02] james clark: Are you there?

[16:18:03] james clark: Hello

[16:18:03] james clark: ..

[16:18:06] james clark: Hello Iye are you there?

[16:21:50] Julia: I am, what is it?

[16:23:23] Julia: I am afraid right now you won't find a bus taking you to Maiduguri, that is all becos of this Boko Haram terror nonsense

ETA:

[17:36:36] james clark: You told me that Osage does give out his number like that right? Even Gomer's number was given only when I insisted I had been waiting for longer than expected Iye. I do not have bad luck here. I really don't know why Uzombo refused you from paying air transport for me and now I still haven't arrived my destination. I made it clear to you that I was broke and could not afford air transport Iye. I told you I needed this job bcuz it's the best thing that has ever happened to me online and I am not ready to let go Iye. Just let me know where to get a bus to maiduguri and where to locate your office or home. I really don't want to miss this job Iye.
Thanks and best regards
[17:36:36] james clark: Ugly Duckling

[17:34:21] Julia: Duckling.............Osage is Gomer, and Uzumbo is Gomer and Osage is Uzombu. We didn't let you know that right from the start, but that is what it is really is. He is a 3-in-1, do you understand now?

[17:35:57] Julia: He is like a shower gel, a shampoo and a conditioner all in one. He's gonna make it as smooth as it can get

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:50 am

Quote:

I needed this job bcuz it's the best thing that has ever happened to me online

Oh, laddy. Just wait. It gets better.

Great job !!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Just love where this bait is going. Hilarious bit where Duckling asks Julia how she knows it's going to rain. Doubled up. You guys have got a real live one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

A stredded, bootless lad on the streets of Kano. Very nice. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

^^^^

he should take a pic of his feet Very Happy

great baiting.

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:32 pm

Duck does not want to play anymore, the last phone call reveals that for sure. He is lamenting about that bad fate he was suffering while he was supposed to enjoy his stay in the wonderful northern part of Nigeria.

https://soundcloud.com/polly-zey/ugly-duckling-wants-to-go-home

Julia's very strange last message after my Skype crashed on me had to be explained to the lad of course. Rosso di Montepulciano kindly did that for me with one of his emails:

Quote:

Hello Mr. Duckling,

I have the sad duty to let you know that Julia fell very very ill just three nights ago. She was taken to hospital after she was found in her hotel room, knocking her head against the wall again and again and again in painful repetition while she was rolling her eyes like crazy and she was only talking stupid nonsense about silly things like Western Union shampoo and James Benjy Oluku conditioner. She was taken to Avon Healthace Nakoma first and from there was moved on to Federal Neuro-Psychiatric Hospital on Monguno Road in Maiduguri after it had shown that there was an above average concentration of kerosin in her blood sample.
It is my saddest duties of all.
I will have to let you know that Julia has died. She has left lots of personal items at the place where she used to stay here in Maiduguri, among these items was an envelope addressed to "The Ugly Duckling of Bamenda". I have opened it in the presence of an official Maiduguri court witness. There was a long letter inside. It is a very valuable business proposal. Mr. Duckling, should you want the handwritten and Maiduguri testified original, please let me have your full postal address.
The court clerk in charge of Maiduguri Hight court said that a copy of a printed out and singed and sworn and stamped letter will do as well.
Please get back to me ASAP and let me know which way you want to have it.
Julia's corpse was flown out back to Frankfurt/Germany yesterday and will be further delivered to Stockholm/Sweden by a locally operated Viking boat.

Tanti saluti

Monsignore Rosso di Montepuliciano
Solo Seriosa Assistenza d'il solo PAPA della Chiesa Catholica del mondo in Vaticano in Italia
Telefono secretissimo d'il uffizio di Monsignore Rosso di Montepulciane al Sacro Vaticano: +393512170***

Duckling will receive a wonderful massbait script suggestion, layed out by Robert Heinrich. Robert.......the sweets industry will hopefully enter the bait soonest. We will see. He will be put out for a massbait, should he bite the bait. Duckling said Good-bye to me with an SMS text message:

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19.07.2016 09.41 hours
Right now at the borders ready to cross for Cameroon. Bye and take care in your quest.

We will, Duck.......we will. Have a safe trip back home Cool

ETA: oh wow....Ducky has just replied to Montepulciano's email:

Quote:

Sorry about everything it was a good time with u guys ...u just made me go through pain i understand is a pay back something but revenge iis not good as you think, as you can see now your just like me that bad guy u hurt or the person who hurts ... am not angry may be i just paid one of my sin is ok is life i understand things ...don't hurt much people this way cause somebody some were some how may go that far to hurt you just like did to me and the others ,,i have been scamming people but at-least i know my sins and the price for them may be u don't know yrs and not expecting the universe to judge u lol no Kama has nothing to do with GOD u pay it here before you leave ....i want to be ur friends u have a big brain u can open many tabs at once no disrespect greet ur crew ....Peace Ugly duckling

I will answer him tomorrow. The Holy Stool of the Vatican is usually just tooooo busy at this time of the day, but this is far from over. It is not over yet, it is not over yet. Cool

It's not over yet, Duck. It's just not over yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC-4NsAyG2w

Wyoming Double Glazed Joined: 11 Mar 2016 Posts: 367

WHAT

JULIA Died!! Sad

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ Please don't take on so, lighten_up. Julia always dies, or ends up in a coma. It's the way she likes to con-Duck-t herself. Very Happy

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