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Justcold
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If Rover decided to throw caution (and sobriety) to the wind and publish a baiting book ... what bait of your own would you want submitted?
Post them up folks. Describe them how you like and provide a link to them please.
Mine (although there was much hand wringing and such phrases as "Oh! Will they love this bait more? were uttered profusely) is:
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=248467&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=hook&start=0
You post 'em and we get to read some baits that we might have missed. It's a win/win, unless B8er posts his ... then it's a duh/duh. 
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Capone
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:16 am |
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I remember LMAO at that one, JC.
Although I loved doing the US Safari with Juan, my own favorite bait is t"The Rouble Chop"
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1934872&highlight=rouble+chop#1934872
with Ginger Lee and BigAl on phone. It's still the only occasion that a dollah chop has worked on a vlad! |
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Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
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Mortal
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:37 am |
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As someone, who focuses mainly on straight baiting and doesn't publish that much, I'd have to say this https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=273529 |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:56 pm |
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Wow, I'm really torn trying to pick just one.
Shorty was an absolute blast, at least for a couple of years (he got profoundly boring later on). When Dora, Bluth, Bohigal and I were running him in circles it was non-stop hilarity.
The US lad bait with Capone obviously is high on my list.
But then there's the 'daughter of mermaid' bait, or rather series of related baits.
Or the one where the oga took over from his smallboi and I raised his blood pressure to 200/140 with my fake lad character.
Too close to call. |
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I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
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Pastor Frank
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My personal favorite was this with JC. (If you are asking for one I was involved in, if not, the YMCA bait by SP.) |
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Justcold
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^ Ok. You get two. 
I wasn't here at the beginning of most of those classics, but the US lad? That was 'must watch' Eater.
I got to follow that one from stem to stern. From the calls to the live webcams. Good times.
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B8er
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Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:01 pm |
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I don't think I ever posted the bait where I got a scammer to agree to divorce his wife and marry my character Ethel Dickstuffer (after he had drawn her a picture of some flowers), so I'll go with another favourite - a card scammer who actually wanted the contents of the package delivered to him (some high end watches and electronics), but found himself down 39 cards, 2 bank acounts and the package quarantined as being suspected of containing foodstuffs.
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=215814
ETA: I particularly like this comment from a relative newbie at the time
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
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Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:32 pm |
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Mine would be an assisted bait I did with DoomAngel (my she bait in peace), wherein my crooked banker took on her love lad, Steve Jobs. Sadly, after her character died, he became too boring for words and had to be sent to lad heaven. |
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Big X
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My personal favorite bait was of Rev Ozzy the orphanage lad. Bort and I inducted this lad into our fake church, got him to plan a bake sale fundraiser, chopped him repeatedly, got him to join our fake lad gang, safaried him to Togo, got him to copy out the Book of Genesis by hand, and kept him on the hook for over a year. The bait threads are here:
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=238190
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=242581 |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:09 pm |
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my personal favorite:
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=220556&highlight=golf
If I could name a runner up, it would be my "demonic" bait, where I convinced a mugu I was dead and trying to deal with him (and ultimately sending demons to bedevil him) from the Great Beyond. |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
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Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:57 pm |
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This is my favorite as I had entirely too much fun for a loooong time and then got away clean without the lad knowing he'd been baited.
http://scamorama.com/sindor-richard.html |
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Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
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The Monsignor
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Capone
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Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:03 am |
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Not mine, other than an assist, but Ginger Lee's indefatigable Anastasia Beaverhausen-
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=237146&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=anastasia+beaverhausen&start=0
No dodgy pics but the text is definitely NSFW. The lad actually was brighter than usual. He knew something was up but couldn't bring himself to walk away, even though he was romancing 4 characters and writing to 6. |
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Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
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Jayhawk
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Tough to choose. This one was fun
I think we got that lad on seven or eight safaris, and at one point he told me I was his best friend.
The one I did with NurseNancy was fun as well. We got the lad to hand write all of his emails. |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
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Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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vonpaso xlura
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Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:58 am |
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I think my favorite is the Mike Donald Duck bait, which I'm partway through editing. Partway though the bait I brought in a recovery lad and played their FBIs and their EFCCs against each other, trying to get Ibrahim Lamorde (who is Muslim) to investigate Rev. Duck (who is supposedly Christian) for violations of the 613 laws (a Jewish list of laws found in the Bible). |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Pastor Frank
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I have to jump back in. This wasn't really a "bait", it was quick disposal of a troll by the gang. Our pitchforks were sharp that day.
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=152909&start=0 |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:15 am |
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There's this one - my first bait to pass the six-month barrier.
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=184186
Getting the Lad to explain his scam three times to different characters was a delight. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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dwatina
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Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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I had a lot of fun with Team Femi. That was one my favorite baits that I participated in. But I don't think it would come across well in a book.
Or the first massbait I started (The Apple Dumpling Gang). But again--it wouldn't be good in written form. |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Not a bait, but do any of you old hands remember when we collectively took down a scam college in London??? |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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Padme
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I missed that. Funny reading. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5165
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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lighten_up
Wyoming Double Glazed
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Wow. A lot of great reading material. Awesome stuff !! |
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Your epileptic in constant response at this 11th hour is quite unfortunate.
Bob -- Is me Mr. Spock ...
Do not send any money to Feathers otherwise he will kill you in your dreams --
: My Hebrew Translator say name it like ASS CREAM PONG. Correct?
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You know you are a cheat. so all that you say is nonsense. What you didn't know is that i know you are fraud |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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I loved Hector, I mean, I still miss the guy, and hope he is alive and suffering in some alley giving hand jobs for gin money. And, truthfully, that is as good baiting as I have ever done, 7 tats, 6 years, 28,000 miles, 4 years on safari, at least one jail term... apart from his time in jail in Egypt, he was a part of my life. But I think my favorite bait was Hendrick, a romance lad who fell in love with a photo of of Cachumas fodder, Hessy , embodied in my woman, Connie. She was rich, ugly, horny and deaf. It was short, a little over two weeks, involved Simba Safari Camps, back when Simba and Red set that modality up, and was my second safari, from Togo to Parakou and all the way to Pendjari Park. It had some inside jokes, lots of low brow pee pee caca jokes, and was fun. It was where I started seeing the value of a receding goal line.
You can read it here. |
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x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
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Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:37 am |
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My favorite bait is unpublished, but was a co-bait with Capone and Ginger Lee during the "Snowpacalypse" from the end of December 2013 to the beginning of 2014. Damn near had a lad travel to closed down Chicago.
I've had the privilege to co-bait with or alongside some great baiters. Branwen, Mr. Labowski, Dwatina, Big X, devguy, Justcold, B8er, TLH, Padme, firehouse5, dwatina, and many others. The Long Walk and Mass Bait with HH&T are certainly up there. But, my favorite bait always seems to be the current one being posted.
Ralph came to Oscarpiles looking to be a lurver. Oscarpiles saw future potential and we decided to see how many different ways we could take a love lad out of Romance. In less than nine months, he's self-safaried, gone into hiding, safaried to Kano, and given himself two tattoos. He also made a music video, wrote an original song, did some kick ass portraits, made two movie auditions, and even more...
While I'm here, I guess I should give props to OP. He challenges me as a baiter and puts my characters in some shit. Without a doubt, I've co-baited with him more than anyone else.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
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