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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:50 am |
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A Lad pretending to be Captain Shea Larson of the US Army (there is such a person) lost his temper slightly when Cammy queried if it was possible to deliver a military cargo (of money) to a posh Sydney suburb.
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| Are you sure that your buddy can deliver military stuff to a suburban home? I've seen military containers, but not ones with codes. They're not going to be booty-trapped are they? |
Captain Larson responded acridly:
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| Yes ofcourse it can be delivered to you. I don't have time for games, nobody is fucking anybody over, I am a strong woman and I don't joke around. If you are not interested just go ahead and tell me so that I can leave you alone, it is not compulsory to help me although I need the help. I have an old ID that I can attach in this email and a few of my pictures and I will appreciate it if you send your pictures and an ID too. If you are interested please get back to me fast. |
Among the pix was one of the real Captain Shea Larson:
This prompted a saucy response from Cammy that started thus.
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| I'm not fucking with you (though you're attractive enough that the thought did cross my mind - I swing both ways, just so you know). I'm more serious than some people think. They see me and immediately think, ditzy blonde, I'm hearing-impaired, so they think, stupid... |
Any bets on how the Lad takes it?
[Edited to correct quote tags] |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:00 pm |
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| Any bets on how the Lad takes it? |
That's kind of an open ended question.. |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
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lighten_up
Wyoming Double Glazed
Joined: 11 Mar 2016
Posts: 367
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Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:09 pm |
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interesting..
Will male Lad playing a Female try to flirt with a Bisexual Mugu? Should be interesting to watch.. |
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Lighten UP!!
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Long Walk x 54
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Your epileptic in constant response at this 11th hour is quite unfortunate.
Bob -- Is me Mr. Spock ...
Do not send any money to Feathers otherwise he will kill you in your dreams --
: My Hebrew Translator say name it like ASS CREAM PONG. Correct?
Lad: With this insult for my surname i know that you will not have any respect for me
You know you are a cheat. so all that you say is nonsense. What you didn't know is that i know you are fraud |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:13 pm |
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The lad should switch into romance mode, unless he's particularly thick. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:17 pm |
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^^ He said "Thick"..  |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:38 pm |
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The answer is - calmly.
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| Ok Cammy, you can call me Shea. So tell me, are you interested? If you are, then give me your FULL NAME, FULL ADDRESS AND CELL PHONE NUMBER. |
Cammy will assume Shea's consent to flirt... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:56 am |
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After a wall of text explaining how things would work out, the Captain asked:
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| Please I need to have a copy of your ID card, just to check up on things ok? |
On hearing that Australians don't have ID cards, the Captain lost it slightly:
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| That's impossible, everyone who is real have ID cards. |
Cammy wasn't happy with being doubted (emphasis in original).
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| NO ONE IN AUSTRALIA has ID cards, by Freyja's tears! Are you being serious? You have military ID but no civilian has to carry compulsory ID here, and I don't know why you'd say otherwise. |
Silence ensued - two days later Cammy wrote again.
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| Talk to me, honey - if I spoke harshly I'm sorry, but I had to correct your thinking. Please write back. |
Two days after that:
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| Cammy tell me more about yourself, how old are you? |
That's a relief! The bait can go on. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:42 pm |
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Good save!  Of course, Cammy's pretty blonde persona doesn't hurt... |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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