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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:57 am

I'm sure you all remember Rushforth, the lad who Dharma and Dr. Mike took on the most wonderful trip to Chad and brought home a permanent limp as a souvenir (CLICKY). My own involvement in that bait was minimal, as I played a minor role as the hardass High Inquisitor, but for some reason, he now keeps getting back to me asking for money (I guess it has to do with Dharma and Dr M going AWOL).

Anyway, here are an excerpt from our latest correspondance:

Rushforth wrote:

Rev. David Crockett,

I have been sending this message since 3 weeks and it keeps on returning to my box, i believe now that you will get it as i have attached the receipt wit it.

Thanks
Rushforth

High Inquisitor wrote:

Just send me the damn receipt instead of producing more fantastic excuses.

Rev. D. Crockett

Rushforth wrote:

Rev. David Crockett,

Sir, I have send to you the Hospital receipt, I hope you have gotten it, please kindly update me.

Rushforth.

High Inquisitor wrote:

No, I haven't received it. Is this a joke? Why didn't you just attach it to this email, yuou fool?

Rev. D. Crockett

Rushforth wrote:

Subject: Have it gotten to you calling me a fool.

Rev. David Crockett,

Sir I have send the receipt up to three times to this your inbox, and it have not returned back to my inbox, which means it have delieved, i don't no why you keep on saying you have not received it.

But even if you have not gotten it, is that why you called me a fool, please if you don't want to help me for the hospital bill do let me know, because i don't like the insult where you will call me such name.

Rushforth.

Rushforth wrote:

Subject: I am not a fool.

Rev. Crockett,

I am not a fool sir, and i have sent to you the receipt up to three time.

What do you guys think - is he a fool?

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:01 am

Provably so. The evidence is sound, the results are demonstrably repeatable. A fool he be.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:24 am

Fooooooooool!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:08 pm

Is this the lad with the 90's Nokia cell phone implant in his leg? If so, that was the first safari I ever read and what converted me to Eaterism.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:14 pm

I need further evidence to make a decision.

Can you arrange for him to dress as a clown and have a custard pie pushed in his face.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:16 pm

Is this the guy that got run over by a taxi driver and had his leg broken on a Dr Mike safari? I'm reading through the original bait and it's funny as hell.

Also, TheDane, do you do the voice of Mr Farhad? The George Clement call has to be one of the funniest audios I havever heard!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:46 pm

^ No, that was Dharma. I was Rev. Crockett, High Inquisitor and action vicar. I had a team of monks ready to dispatch for his rescue, but things got complicated. Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:50 pm

Answer to the poll, BIIIIIGGGGGG FOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:22 pm

He made me laugh so I think he's a clown. A foolish one

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:45 pm

I hereby solemnly declare that the lad is a fool, a total fool and nothing but a fool Very Happy

PS gonna read that safari. I feel the need for some utter foolishness Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:38 pm

TheDane wrote:

I had a team of monks ready to dispatch for his rescue, but things got complicated.

Never trust clerics with computers, I say; I don't like this monk e-business.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:05 pm

After having baited this lad to oblivion i can say that he is without a doubt a fool. A first grade fool. He is also spent and i do not think that he has much fun left in him. Perhaps to build a TWAT monument but he will never safari again.

But he can still be good for a laugh or two. =)

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

I researve my comment.

honestly, he is a fool, and if you beat another safari or trophy out of him, why not Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:25 pm

Further proof that the majority is always right:

1½ year ago, he told me that he had a hospital bill in Nigeria he couldn't pay. I told him to send me the receipt and I would see if there was anything that the church could do to help him out.

Then the nest 1½ year went with bad excuses and long periods of silence on his part. Turned out that he'd gotten involved with JoJo somehow, who found him equally useless. Anyway, both of us ended giving up on him, and I've been slapping him in every reply since then, as the above correspondance suggests.

Then, yesterday, I got this:

Rushforth wrote:

Rev. David Crockett,

I have been sending this message since 3 weeks and it keeps on returning to my box, i believe now that you will get it as i have attached the receipt wit it.

Thanks
Rushforth

Attached:

Had to google what the heck an obstetric is. Shocked

He's a fool, alright! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:02 pm

Maybe this lad is a woman posing as a man. In any case, the church is going to need to know what kind of obstetric operation was performed. Enquiring minds and all that. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:36 pm

This guy is really pissed.

Out of a total bill of 1.3M Nairas, why the hell should he incur a 240,000 Nairas on feeding alone.that comes to around 20% on feeding.no wonder rushforth has been rushed out and about !!!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

That guy has been so incredibly baited to pieces. I remember the bait well because I read it just a year ago, start to finish. Including the xrays and later threads and pictures from long after he had returned home.

He just can't help himself still trying to scam.

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:03 pm

Just above "Drugs" is "Denial".

Why is that?

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:20 pm

^I was thinking the same thing. He's (or she's, or the seahorse is) too far southwest to be in denial.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:31 am

My guess is that someone misspelled 'dental'.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:43 am

As someone who does actually work in a hospital, I find this receipt hilarious.

As someone who also does actually work in Obs/Gyn, I think he must be eligible for a world-wide exclusive in a medical journal.

And as for "denial" - well...... Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:26 am

^^I think that's the tooth.

As to the feeding, it would be expensive if the hospital had to push prechewed food into the stomach, wouldn't it?

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:18 am

Congrats, TD. You're baiting a seahorse. Laughing

http://humoncomics.com/cute-seahorses

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:52 pm

^ Maybe not....

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Rushforth,

The board will reach a decision on Monday, but your medical bill has been examined by our church general surgeon Rev. Dr. Zhivago, and he needs to know if you indeed went through an obstetric. If this is true, it could be of positive influence to your case, since we give priority to people with a diagnosis that requires an obstetric.

Please, try to get back to be as soon as possible, and preferrably before Sunday, without any delays this time.

Thanks,
Rev. D. Crockett

But unfortunately...

Rushforth wrote:

Rev. David Crockett,

Sir, I saw your mail on Monday morning, i was waiting for it on that Monday or Tuesday as you told me that the board will meet the follow week, I did not check mail during the weekend, i am sorry for not getting back before the Sunday you said.

The Doctor said that i did not go through the Obstetric, that the mistake is from the receiving officer who tick the box and writes the receipt, he apology for the mistake, please Sir, kindly understand and accept his apology.

I write you this mail on Monday but I don't know if you have receive it, please get back to me for update.

Rushforth

Too bad.

Rev. D. Crockett wrote:

Ok, well, in that cashe the resheipt ish invalid. I am shorry, but you will have to shubmit a resheipt with the correct informashion.

Thanksh,
Rev. D. Crockett

PS: Pardon my writing, it ish Good Friday, and I had a tashte of the new altar wine.

Funny how these things always ends up biting his own a**. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:49 pm

There's a Goon Show moment that fits this scene...

Bloodnok: I think I'll have a nip of brandy. Are you going to have a tiny tot?
Seagoon: If I did it would be the sensation of the medical world.

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