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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5165
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:22 pm |
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| YOUR ATM FOUND UNDER CUSTODY |
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| ANSWER ........DELAY IS NOT GOOD |
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| UNITED NATIONS UNDER-SECRETARY GENERAL FOR INTERNAL OVERS |
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| i am diplomatic alex odoo |
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| RE: Please father, money is everywhere, try and make this payment tomorrow please father. thanks |
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
  Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:58 pm |
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True despair:
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:48 pm |
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Some corporate entity thinks I'm a dear!
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| Hi Dear You Win Free XboX |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:05 pm |
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This one nearly cost me a new keyboard.
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| God Take Control For Your Heart Amen,ATM DEPARTMENT OFFICE |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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agnomen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2012
Posts: 2270
Location: Staring at my slice of ocean
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Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:00 pm |
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| Every bank has a western union department |
Maybe they do in the Ivory Coast but not in Blighty laddie |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:56 am |
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| International Interpol Police |
Redundancy - teh Lad haz it
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| God Bless United States of America |
No, just the US dollar
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| Rest in Peace If this is turth!!!(Am sorry to tell you this if is not true)!!! ATM-Visa Card |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:49 pm |
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| But You are still Deaf and Dom |
OK but I'm not stoopid 
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| ARE YOU ALIVE OR DEAD YOUR URGENT CONFIRMATION NEEDED |
Dead, I think.
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| Getting from Divine Zamba |
Getting what exactly?
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| Hope You Are Healthy? |
Now that you mention it there's that small problem with my bowels...
Made me giggle. Our local cafe is called The Wanger & Snatch. Seriously.
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| Square Compliance Team |
Who said I was a square? |
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I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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maggiestail
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2013
Posts: 258
Location: A cold, dark corner of Earth
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Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:53 pm |
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^^^ Digressing for the briefest of moments, your "Wanger & Snatch" café reminds me of a couple of great company names that I've heard of/seen. Who, for instance, could
resist hiring "Chisel Me Timbers" joiners to fit your new wardrobes? Or buying a musical instrument from "Ayr Guitars" in the seaside town of, wait for it, Ayr?
But the best one I've ever seen is "Sofa King Cheap". Who could resist? 
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Nigeria-Mali-Timbuktu : Rev Prosper/Team TWAT Sept 2016
Burkina Faso-Togo-Sapele, Nigeria (with Doraemon) : Eat That, Mr Alex! Oct 2016
Ouagadougou - Niamey - Kano (with Doraemon) : Eat That, Mr. Alex - second safari
"More often than not I sit down and laugh at your ignorance as you are foolish idiot women" - Mr Entwistle, US Ambassador to Nigeria |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:12 pm |
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This one never fails to amuse:
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| THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING!!! |
...and this one :
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| Attention: Email ID Owner |
Is it possible to be any more generic?! |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:16 am |
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| Why Me In This Terrible Condition |
Seriously? |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Brave Sir Robin
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 29 Mar 2012
Posts: 87
Location: of the trunk box is at the security company in Togo
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Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:31 am |
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| IF NOT BECAUSE OF GOVERNMENT I WOULD REPEAT THIS AGAIN! |
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| WE HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE TO GO AHEAD AND PAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE FOR THE ACTIVATION FEE. |
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| SALE OFF OF YOUR FUNDS INFORMATION. |
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2073
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:29 am |
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I think one of Mr. Labowski's asems hit my box
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| I WILL PUT IN MY LIFE FOR YOUR DELIVERY |
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"I am truly not a happy fellow at the moment." - Mr.George |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:30 am |
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Lad trying to hurry me up.
I eventually reply.
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| Actually it's Friday |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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xorgorg
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Jan 2016
Posts: 18
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Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:05 pm |
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Here are some funny subject lines I got from my lad. He eventually, as you can see, becomes totally pissed off.
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| I can't see the Reference Number clear. |
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| The money has not been collect |
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| please stop this childish game play |
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| 3 GOOD TIMES EXCUSE. MY DAER YOU BETTER STOP THIS CHILDISH PLAY |
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Lad on the seriousness of his business:
"Understand that you are dealing with the bank and not a market woman or man seller".
Last words:
"I thank for the embarrassed that you gave to me today for the last time in your life. You did not send any penny. As a matter of fact no Money Gram will give you such code that you sent to me. 2288477k. it’s not done any where. Please I beg you with the name of the Lord, Never you send me email any more." |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:36 am |
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This week has been especially good for laughs.
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| Greeting from IRS USA |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:22 am |
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@windypops:
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"After the IRS approved our form i became very joyful and much expectant of the money... now i am feeling so bad about the whole thing", "I feel like crying my eyes out of it sockets" - Ozzy Warri-Lome (w/ Big X)
"GOD WILL GORGE YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW A CRIMINAL LIKE YOU", "I BELIEVE YOU ARE A DEVIL INCANATE", "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU" - Rev Nachaat
"god will surely judge you for all you have made me gone through", "STOP PLAYING DIRTY GAMES WITH ME", "OGUN WILL KILL ALL YOU ALL" - Scott Larry Benin City-Sokoto
Leaked Emma Watson/Emily Kinney sextape |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:15 pm |
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| THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER ABOUT YOUR PAYMENT |
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| ARE YOU NO LONGER INTERESTED IN THIS FUND??? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:09 am |
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| Are You Taking This Seriously Or Not? |
Not. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:55 pm |
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Okay, so this was the Sender's name, not the Subject line. But it was too good not to share!
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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agnomen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2012
Posts: 2270
Location: Staring at my slice of ocean
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Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:00 pm |
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^ See link Stupidest name ever |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:35 pm |
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D'oh!
ETA: Fixed. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:02 am |
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Not actually an email subject but one of my dying widows did send me this this morning.
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Guess she's getting a pedicure |
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:56 am |
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A Lad's increasing frustration, told in twelve subject headings...
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| IS A PROMISE TO ME |
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| YES YOUR FUND WILL DELIVERY TO YOU |
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| ATTENTION BENEFICIARY |
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| PAY IT TO WESTERN UNION NOW |
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| HERE IS THE CURRENT PAYMENT INFORMATION |
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| I ADVICE YOU TO USE THIS INFORMATION |
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| I WANT YOU TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TODAY |
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| HERE IS THE NEW PAYMENT NAME |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:35 pm |
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There MUST be something in the water...
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| Good Evening, how come? |
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| URGENT REPLY NEED SOMEONE IS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE YOU IN CLAIMING YOUR FUNDS, |
The last one can't be shown here because it would likely involve the email addy's of ITPs. It was basically the sender's list of receivers.  |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5165
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:20 am |
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| I did sent you this very email for like 14 times now without a respond what is the problem? |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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