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Thursten3rd
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In the spirit of the "Stupidest lad name ever", am submitting the funniest subject line(s) the lads have sent. Starting with:

Quote:
ARESSTED SCAMER CLAM OF FUND

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Laughing There are some true gems to be found in subject lines from lads. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a great idea!

Here is a series of subject lines from an old bait. I really miss this guy:
Quote:
Subject line: HIGHLY EMBARRASED AND INSULTED
Subject line: My Blood Pressure
Subject line: God Bless you for your insults. This is It

And I got a giggle out of this one, received this morning after making the lad wait a week:
Quote:
Subject line: “DEATH OR ALIVE?”

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
subject: Dear Costumer
My new role?
Quote:
subject: You are required
Nice to be needed.
Quote:
subject: Solar system saves man $1500 a year dbatnmyo
Glad to know it's useful for something.
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subject: My Subject..
Err, yes?
Quote:
subject: Dear Friend Greetings in the name of God
Yes! Still, after all these years.

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subject: MY LAST RESPONSE
Promise?
Quote:
subject: MY LAST RESPONSE
Ok.
Quote:
subject: MY LAST RESPONSE
?
Quote:
subject: MY LAST RESPONSE
Losing credibility now.
Quote:
subject: MY LAST RESPONSE
Sigh.
Quote:
subject: MY LAST RESPONSE
Ok, bored now.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
new mails to throw


I've always wanted to be the Letter Tossing Champion

Quote:
May Jesus Flavor You


If he does that, so much for ever enjoying the Great Outdoors again. We have coyotes around here.

Quote:
BE CAREFUL OF HOODLUMS LIKE DONALD P*****


Oh boy, now they're just tattling on each other. (Actually this was a bait where the banker was at odds with the lawyer, both played by the same lad, if grammar was any indication. No idea what he was trying to accomplish, given the resulting train wreck.)

Quote:
Good Morning?????


You're not sure?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
WHY DO YOU TAKE SUCH HORRIBLE STEP


That horrible step is not paying $150 for a Custom Clearance Certificate.

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PLEASE THERE IS SOMETHING BEWILDERED WHICH I DO NOT UNDERSTOOD,(MR.THOMAS ALLEN) YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO MAKE US BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE IN SICK BED

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MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For some reason, this one made me laugh.

Quote:
LISTEN ATTENTIVELY HERE


Edit to add:

Quote:
Federal Reserve Bank:­ Comply To This ­Update Within Three Working Days

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piecrust
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In a Shakespearean vein :
Quote:
subject: To Work Or Not To Work?


All well and good, but I'm not Turkish:
Quote:
subject: GOOGLE Gewinnbenachrichtigung!!!


Hey?
Quote:
subject: N/A:

So what is then?

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"I am a man of hing reputation." - Loan lad Billy Hord.
"don't even think of given me that crap that you are Deaf and dump or my line is cut off , i don't have a phone please don't.." - Loan lad Billy Hord. (Having been baited to hell)

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From a recovery scam:

Quote:
Attention: Sir/Madam,Scam Victim Programmed

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
this is real not scam


OK then. How much do you want?

Quote:
contact me through my privet email


Is this about a hedge fund?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ It's German for "winning notification". The "winn" is no coincidence.

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Thursten3rd
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This one has popped up several times recently.

Quote:
INTERPOL POLICE DEPARTMENT

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The growing annoyance of Wayne Mitchell, IMF, is displayed by the subject titles.

Quote:
PLS NEVER WORRY ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPEN BUT BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL SOON RECOVER ALL


Quote:
URGENT RESPONSE!!!


Quote:
WE BELIEVED YOU CAN ACT TODAY.IT IS VERY SAFE


Quote:
WHY THIS DELAY?


Quote:
IT HAS NOT COME IN YET


Quote:
SCAN AND SEND US THE SLIP YOU USED TO PAYING THE $520USD TO US


Quote:
WE WAIT TO SEE THE PAYMENT INFORMATION SOON AND THE SCAN COPY OF THE ONE YOU SENT TO THE BANK TO KNOW WHY THE FAILURE AS THE BANK DECIDED TO FOLLOW IT UP


Quote:
DO YOUR BEST TODAY AND DON'T KEEP US SILENCE


Quote:
URGENT


Quote:
THANK YOU


Quote:
CALM DOWN YOUR ANGER


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WE ARE WAITING!!


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YOU ARE AN IMPOSTOR!!!


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THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE, NO GOOD WORD FROM YOU BUT PEPERTUAL INSULTS!


Quote:
URGENT RESPONSE,ATTACHED IS THE LETTER FROM THE HIGH COURT TO YOU


Quote:
OUR DUTY IS TO SERVE YOU AND FULFILL THE ASSIGNMENTS GIVEN TO US BY THE GOVERNMENT OF GHANA AND THE ECOWAS COMMUNITIES


Quote:
WHO IS MEDECINS SANS FRONTIERIES?WE DO NOT KNOW THAT PERSON OR NAME,YOU ARE WARNED MR.MALCOLM


Quote:
LEARN TO BE WISE AND MATURED AND DESIST FROM YOUR CHILDISH WAYS OF COMMUNICATIONS


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NOT UNTIL YOU BECOME WISER THE IMF SHALL NOT HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU BUT TO CONTINUE TO ASK YOU TO GIVE IT UP SINCE YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IT


Quote:
YOU ARE NOT WISE

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok

May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
can I trust you..?


NO

Quote:
Assalamualaikum


Huh?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A recent one:

Quote:
WE ARE STRANDED IN KORHOGO

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 3:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I think the proper response is "alaikumassalamu".

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my favourites was from Rev. Ozzy, after he was chopped by Big X's Mr. Hilts character for a third time, which simply read:

Quote:
I AM FEELING BAD


The email itself was a gem as well, and provided the sig quote below about how he felt like "crying (his) eyes out of its sockets."

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some assorted subject lines...

Quote:
update on ur bride search


Quote:
My Social Status


Quote:
We have some problem in Ghana


Quote:
NO INSULT


a compliment...
Quote:
GREAT MAN

followed the next day with a downgrade
Quote:
GOOD MAN


Quote:
Very bad but calm down


Quote:
You are a disappointment

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fi-Manni wrote:
^^ I think the proper response is "alaikumassalamu".


Walaikum assalam, but in the case of lads, 'ayri feek works just as well. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 5:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Breaking News OCTOBER,2016;Anita XXXX


This lad is way ahead of others with the news.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dug out the old thread - some gems in there.
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=216470

Note: Kindly don't upset the mods by necro'ing it. Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks TheDane! There are some great ones there. Had I only known...

This lad put his whole pitch in the header. Not too bright for a bank director. Rolling Eyes

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I REV.SCHEDRAC T JOHNSON, DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT, UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA [UBA] THE ONLY BANK APPOINTED BY O.A.U MEMBERS LED BY PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON HIS LAST VISIT TO AFRICA AND SEVEN COUNTRIES GOVERNMENT WITH WORLD HIGH COMMISSION AGAINST FRAUD ACTIVITIES BY THE SEVEN COUNTRY CITIZENS.TAKE NOTE; TEN THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$10,000) HAVE BEEN MAPPED OUT FOR ALL EXPENSES IN SENDING THE MONEY TO YOU THROUGH GENUINE DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE AND HOW IT WAS SPENT WILL BE DETAILS TO YOU.THEREFORE, I WANT YOU TO BEAR IT IN MIND THAT YOUR TOTAL FUND WILL BE NO MORE FOUR MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS ($4,500,000.00) BUT FOUR MILLION FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS ($4,490,000.00 OK.AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU FOR MORE DETAILS.REGARD.REV.SCHDRACK JOHNSON +228*Dial-A-Lad*

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From a product lad:
Quote:
Jean Total 147

147 was not the total. It was a number that the lad arbitrarily assigned to Jean.

From another product lad:
Quote:
PAYMATION INFROMATION

Quote:
URGENT NEEDED.

Quote:
PLEASE ADVISE NEED

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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bware419ers wrote:
Quote:
Breaking News OCTOBER,2016;Anita XXXX


This lad is way ahead of others with the news.


Around 2010 or 2011, I started getting spam emails with spoofed sent dates. Some of them were 27 years in the future.

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Daddy you are wicked,you know you don't need us all those while,you are deceiving us that make us surf far in Ghana here up till now.May reward you and your family.

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Don't jock with the man of God - Archbishop Desmond Tutu

i don't think i will ever come in contact with bastard bad luck stupid and idiot poor foolish man like you,that wasted my time for no reasons!!!!!!! - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop

...are you goatfucking or did you honest fool you eyes? - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop after a very long day driving around Accra.
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