OK, who played with this lad before me?

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:32 pm

Searching for love in all the wrong places, I crossed paths with a lad who seems to be affected by baiter-itis. Can any of you ladies and gents tell me who I need to thank for the laughs? His introducing email is :

Quote:

Hello xxx

Thank you for your letter. I really appreciate it can be, I polarization' it by telling you a little about myself ... my name is xxx. I am a widower, and I have no children. I am a marine engineer with shipping companionship.

I am currently the Chief Engineer. As the head of marine engineering at collaborator I work in close contact with the captain, sometimes with Brobdingnag to ensure that the physical aspect of the ship is fully controlled. The hard work, I have to say, and I love my job and I also use monosyllabic to participate in some other business, as palm oil shipments from Asia to South America, letting my work.

I am a simple man who likes simple things like go to the movies, hanging out with friends tectonic. What annoys me the most is the dishonesty and apathy. Here I am, hoping to find someone to spend the rest of my life, I know that I am gratuitousness, build a family with love and understanding. I know Wollstonecraft ways to find a partner, but ...This is the twenty-first century, all providential?
I hope that this is a fairly good introduction now. Thanks again, hope to read from you again. which country are you from xxx? and how old are you?

Now it's your turn to tell me about yourself, what you do, simpatico and dislikes and everything you feel like having a stranger who lymphocyte' friend.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:52 pm

Wow. I can't tell if the lad has been de-educated or is just pulling words out of the dictionary at random to make himself look edumuhcated. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:01 pm

Wow! Yeah, he's either picking random words to sound impressive (and failing), or........ it could be he's used Google Translate on a script written in another language,
and this is what it spewed out? I know sometimes when I've run things through Translate it comes out with some weird and wonderful English translations.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:31 pm

Not me Guvnor. I don't have any lymphocyte friends. They're far too unreliable Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:27 pm

Tectonic friends can be trusted to bring a plate... and they're good at subduction. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:34 pm

I don't know how it got butchered up but I found this...

http://www.delphifaq.com/faq/male_scammers/f3857.shtml?p=10

Quote:

I am currently the chief engineer. As head of Marine Engineering on board ship,i work closely with the Captain, occasionally holding equal rank, to ensure that the physical aspect of the vessel is completely under control. A challenging job i must say and I am passionate about my work and my contributions.I also use the opportunity giving my work to engage in some other business like supply of palm oil from Asia to south America.

I'm a simple person who enjoy simple things like going to see a movie, hanging out with friends and reading . What annoys me most is dishonesty and tardiness. I'm here, hoping to find someone to spend the rest of my life with, I know I am ready to settle down, build myself a family with love and understanding. I know this is an unorthodox way to find a partner but..it is the 21st century, anything goes right?
I hope this is a good enough introductions for now. Thanks again, hope to read from you again.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

^^^^

tardiness... a doctor who fan?

but wow, that script is butchered together, I'm not sure if that is deeducation, or if any baiter is actually capable of creating THAT mess.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:42 pm

The fine gentleman who sent out that sterling example of a scam script is probably ripe for some serious de-education.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

^^^

I think he's there now.

Next step is stoopidication.

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:14 pm

I think it is a result of translation from an East Asian language such as Chinese or Thai. Both are written in scriptio continua, so a sequence of short words could look like a long proper noun or technical term.

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:48 pm

Lad wrote:

I know Wollstonecraft ways to find a partner

Creepy. That could mean he cruises morgues to find a potential partner he can resurrect with electricity. Shocked

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Mar 2016 Posts: 1

Well, I receive these kind of email maybe more than once a day. They make my spam message are increasing each day. I don't read them, though.

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