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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 2:11 am

Miss Lotta lingers. Gordon is driving Prissy crazy. My banker at NATWEST grew weary of trying to get his 7 digit PIN number in in less than 1.5 seconds so I got me an orphanage with sights on maybe getting one of them there jungle hats.

The story so far......

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I think you sent me an email by mistake.

Pastor. Fallas

Is someone else baiting him with a sad tale about their wife?

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Good evening,
We, the entire administration, the kids and I really very sad for your wife and would make him a tribute.
Then we also thank you for the help you give us, so it is important that you know that we urgently need financial support and there with your agreement, we would like you to send this aid by Money Gram or Western Union promptly upon receipt of this mail.
Thank you and may God Almighty bless you.
Bishop Richard A.
Mobile: redact

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I do not understand. I don't have a wife.

What money are you talking about.

Am I correct that you run an orphanage? If so where? We may be able to help.

I guess people really fall for this..

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Hello,

We are really happy to read you and know that you are willing to help us financially, then we would like you to know that our orphanage is based in Abidjan (Ivory Coast) in West Africa.

Our orphanage has within it 13 of directors and 96 orphans. So we would like you to act upon receipt of this mail by Western Union or Money Gram, please also contact me directly confirm the dispatch of this financial gift of $ 3,500 dollars because we really need and what is urgent for purchase of medicine and food for children.

So if you want to do well, we do a budget of $ 3,500 Dollars through Western Union if you do not mind!

God bless you
Bishop Richard

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Bishop Richard,

I will be glad to help if I can. Do you have any documentation that you are who you say you are before we proceed. Do you have a charter or a certificate that you are a non profit charity.
Some pictures would be nice also.

Pastor Hugh

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How high can you help us, say in finance?
Of course we have our documents!

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Bishop,

We may be able to help in many ways.
Finance, toys and electronics for the children, laptops and office equipment.
Some of this support could come from our clinic and mission near you in Ghana.

But first I must see proof that you are who you say you are. We just cannot send money and goods to just anyone that asks.

I hope you understand.
Pastor Hugh

Well sacre bleu, No Merde Sherlock.

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Hello Pastor Hugh,

We come in this morning of Tuesday, February 9, 2016 thank you for your very encouraging message that we rejoice the heart because we are really in the same total forward to meet you because you seem to be the ideal person to help these children desperate and bruised.

Then Brother in Christ, we are ready for any further information on our status and location because we are really in dire need of something like drugs, food and many other things for the kids, but at least know that we are based in Côte d'Ivoire (Abidjan).

Good morning to you and we want to know what country are you?
Bishop Richard
00225 03.430.540

NB: Call me for further information.
Here we speak French!

Well here we speak the Queen's good English! (Caution! Do not use that phrase if you find yourself north of Hadrian's Wall. Say, up Edinburgh way. Don't ask me how I know. Just take my word for it. H.W. is the southernmost boundary of the worlds largest insane asylum.) I can say that. My mother is a Frazier.

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Bishop,

We are in the US and only speak English. I am semi retired but the church lets me stay on as "Pastor" as long as I take care of the foreign missions. It is rewarding work but can be frustrating at times.

Believe me we are familiar with the great need that exists in West Africa. I hope that you are able to provide me some documentation of your orphanage so we can help.

We have a package going out to Ghana later this month. We are sending them new sat-phones, some new laptops and medical supplies.

Please let me know.
Pastor Hugh

Tear jerking pictures and a multi page PDF of an orphanages charter and bylaws (omitted).

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Brother in Christ,
Bishop Richard me, thank you very much for what you do for us since the beginning of this collaboration and thank you.
So piece joite this is the document that proves the existence of our organization here on Ivorian soil and some pictures of our environment and believe that you would have pity and could give us a first fiancière assistance for the purchase of medicine and food for children and that to finish the week because we have no food available for a short time for them.
God bless you and the pleasure of thinking that you will send us something (financial) we would like God bless you!
Bishop Richard
NB: YOU CAN REACH ME A TIME ANY.

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Bishop,

Thank you for providing the information. I will present your case and pictures to tomorrow nights mission board meeting. I feel sure we can help.

Pastor Hugh

3 Identical emails in a row....

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Brother in Christ,
We are very happy that you are about to do things as they should be cause for which we are truly in God's grace and opportunity to thank you and get you registered below the amount mailing address we have needs to cover the various costs of children.

Please send them to us via Money Gram and attach a copy of the transaction and shipment information by email.

Please find the shipping address of $ 3500 dollars we so need for health care and food for orphans brother in Christ:
Contact person :
Christine redact
01 BP 1443 ABIDJAN 01
Phone: +225 0343xxxx
+225 58.30.37.xx
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
Email: [email protected]
God bless you

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Bishop,

I appreciate your need and realize that English is not your first language but please try to understand. I will present your cause to the committee tonight. We will then decide what help we can give and what form it will take. I can tell you that the church cannot and will not send any funds via Western Union or MoneyGram.

Please be patient.

Pastor Hugh

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Thanks Brother Hugh

Who the hell is Joe?

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Brother Joe,
We are pleased to know that you still think of us, and that help will truly be a reality, then we are counting on you to support your committee for this assistance we ask is effective.
Let us know all the information right after your meeting please!

Bishop, this is your lucky day!

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Bishop,

Everyone voted to be of assistance to your needs. You contacted me at a good time.

We are sending 7 new laptops and 3 sat-phones to our mission in Ghana. That means that there will be 6 older laptops and 5 smartphones that they will no longer need. They are in a remote area and the smartphones are useless to them. Right now the only sat-phone they have is broken and they have to drive a great distance to use a cell phone.

We will also be sending them some funds soon. We will see if we can raise some more for you but we can spare some at the clinic also.

These items are used but serviceable. Would these computers and phones be of use to you?

Pastor Hugh

BLAH BLAH

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Brother Hugh,
We are even more excited to know that you are willing to help us as the good Lord guide us to you.

For this, we coordinated here and would like to express our agreement to accept these goods you send us, but the problem is that the last two days we have sick children hospitalized in a specialized clinic.

Now we need the species (finance) for drug necessities that we do not currently cause for which we would like you to make an effort to help us in this regard in today's day very quickly .

But we want to know when are what we have or can access the material you are about to send us?

Maybe the good bishop has some good ideas on how to get the loot into his hands.

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Bishop

The package for Ghana will leave here next Monday. We will also be sending some funding to them and we will include an extra $2500 for your orphanage. We also had a church member donate 10 tablet computers for the children!

We have medical people that rotate back and forth so we have them hand carry the supplies instead of having to ship them. It's quicker and safer than shipping.

Once the parcel arrives in Ghana I will have the clinic manager put together a package for you with the laptops, phones, tablets and cash. I hope US dollars are not a problem?

My only concern is how to get it all from Ghana to you. We have had trouble in the past with thieves taking items from our packages. Sometimes I think it is customs agents that are the worst.

I will keep you updated.

Pastor Hugh

I have to poke him.

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Bishop,

Are you there? Did you get my last email?

Pastor Hugh

The good bishop wants to save me all kinds of trouble and simplify my life.......

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Pastor Hugh,
We thank you most sincerely and wish to tell you that we received your email and are pleased with your decision.
Where computers and other you want to send us by ghana, we want you to do it by FEDEX, which will be very simple and trouble, but also upon receipt can you provide us with MoneyGram's $ 2,500 Dollars for we have currently required for drugs, food and other ...
God bless you!
Bishop Richard

Address for parcels by FEDEX and mandate MONEY GRAM
AKRE RICHxxx ALEX
11 BP 1443 ABIDJAN 11
ABIDJAN, IVORY COAST
Phone: redact

This followed. I think he wants my passport. It ain't gonna happen so I ignore it.

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Pastor Hugh,
We would also like to know in which country you live also because we want to send someone with you but we do not have the means.
That said, I Bishop Richard? I wonder if the copy of the passport of the man of God may send you mail today or tomorrow, could you establish urgently a letter of invitation and a letter to hosting some point to it last take the trouble to be formed by you and your staff to see how we can represent you here in Ivory Coast.
God bless you!!!
Bishop Richard

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Bishop,

I believe I informed you before that the church cannot and will not send money via Western Union or MoneyGram. The accountants will not allow it.

FedEx is a good company but we will be sending your package from Ghana to Ivory Coast and that will require customs declarations and inspections. Your package will contain $2500 cash and expensive electronics. Our experience in the past has not been good. One shipment from Ghana to Benin, the only thing to arrive was a bit of cardboard with the shipping label attached. We lost over $3500 worth of medical equipment.

Is there no one you can send to Ghana to retrieve the package?

Pastor Hugh

I'm thinking that the Ghana mission is in the bush near, but not too near a delightful place called Tarkwa, Ghana. Not too far from the bishop but maybe hard to get to.

A; He refuses the safari - we will send a young lad from the clinic to deliver the goods to the orphanage. He will abscond with all the $$ and most of the hardware.

B. If he safaris. - Alas the same bad-lad absconds between the bush and the meeting point.

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:44 am

Even though my experience with Ivory Coast lads is they are uber-lazy and cling to their script with a death-like grip, I hope you can get him to safari. It could most epical. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:35 pm

Two whiny emails in a row.

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Brother in Christ,
It is possible to send someone to Ghana to collect the package but for that, transport is expensive and it will also have to rent a car specially for this by integrating several things and this will be expensive or we have not even no money to feed the children at their strongest reason

I would hate for the lad to spend the children's milk money on a rental car.

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Brother in Christ,
It is possible to send someone to Ghana to collect the package but for that, transport is expensive and it will also have to rent a car specially for this by integrating several things and this will be expensive or we have not even no money to feed the children at their strongest due to medical care.
So we understand also if possible to give us some money by Western Union receipt of this email for us upon receipt of this sum send someone in Ghana, retrieve all the merchandise it will be really good .

I see your whine and double the pot.

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Bishop,

I sympathize with your plight but I must point out once again that we cannot use Western Union.

I do have some better news though. A wealthy member of our church has matched the $2500 that we are sending for you to give a total of $5000. Glory be!

We may be able to add some small amount to that tomorrow. We are going to take up a special offering for your orphans.

Have a Blessed Sabbath

Pastor Hugh

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:19 pm

5K got his attention. I got this email twice in the span of 5 minutes.

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Brother in Christ,
Again thank you for your help and God Almighty reward you with all its glory.
That said, we would like you to send all packages by inserting the specified amount ($ 5,000 dollars) in two or three machines and prayer we send by FEDEX please to the address below registered.
God bless you!!!
Bishop Richard

FEDEX shipping address
Name: xxx
First Name: Richard Alex
Abidjan
Ivory Coast
Phone: +xxxxxx430540

It won't do you any good but here's a little hint to provide an unsolicited piggy for me to slaughter.

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Bishop,

We are not going to ship anything. We have very bad experience with shipments. One of our doctors and two nurses will be leaving here Monday to Ghana. They will be hand carrying the sat-phones, laptops and tablets. It will take them 3 or 4 days to get to our mission clinic there.

The money will be transferred to our bank account in Ghana sometime next week so it will be waiting when they get there.

Once they have arrived they will draw out your cash and put together a package for you with the old laptops, phones and tablets.

Have a Blessed Sabbath.
Pastor Hugh

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Great approach to getting someone to safari.

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:50 am

"Bopping the Bishop" sounds like a euphemism for... well, I sure our readers will think of something.

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:48 pm

I think the lad wants to fill out a job application.

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brother in Christ
Thank you for the information and prayer to give us the various contacts and information about the people you send to Ghana since the morning of Monday next.
So what is the procedure to hire to represent you here in Ivory Coast?
God bless you!
Bishop Richard

Fryer is baiting the same lad and has a package going via our favorite shipping and tracking service.

Their motto: When it absolutely positively must never get to the right location.

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:32 pm

^^ He keeps writing and asking for immediate cash money via one of the big two services. My character is Mexico this week helping orphanages down there so is pretty much "unreachable".

His package has reached Europe and will soon be making a circuitous route to his location. I hope it doesn't end up in the hands of that Moses Malone guy, he's a terrible customer service agent!

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:24 pm

I recently picked up this lad as well. I'm planning to use my usual modality of introducing Mr Hilts, the crooked banker. Let me know if you want to coordinate our baits.

For now, I will avoid using a baiter shipping company so I don't interfere with your angles.

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:01 am

^^ The more the merrier!

I've got a story that will explain my shipment ending up in Accra. Hopefully between Snot's character and my package ending up there he might be convinced he can get a double payout if he gets off his lazy arse and travels.

Snot, it might help if you can offer him a room at the SH's for your meet!? I'm sure TM will be glad to accommodate!

I have no phone access and fear that might grind my story to a halt once the package has to be delivered....

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 2:03 am

The folks at the mission in the bush are going to be hard to talk to. Their new sat-phones were shipped with 120V chargers instead of 240V Crying or Very sad

. They have to drive for 30 minutes over very bad roads to use cell phones.

My hearing aids do not allow me to use the phone. I would prefer for the bishop to check into nice hotel to wait a day or so for a delivery that will be stolen in route.

Of course the best plans laid for a lad often go pear shaped....

If he refuses to travel then I will arrange one of the locals from the mission to drive it to him. Calamity will ensue.

$5800 + electronics is a big motivator!

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:43 pm

This lad's well hooked, thanks to the shipping company:

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we just check on the website of the sender and we see that the package is in Madrid, Spain

SH, you have a PM (or will in a few minutes)....

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:51 pm

The pot is sweetened a bit and another gentle hint about wiring money in the hope of an unsolicited piggy. If I can salvage his trust after this bait goes awry he may be our newest clinic manager.

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Bishop,

I trust you are having a blessed Lords Day. You will be pleased to know that our special offering for your orphanage this morning raised another $853.00! Our members are very generous in their giving.

Thank you for your interest. We have considered a new mission clinic in the Ivory Coast. If we do in the future it will likely be in the outlying area away from the coast. That is where the people are in the greatest need for medical services. Perhaps you know of a suitable location?

All of our doctors and nurses are volunteers. Our only paid position is the manager. We have found that hiring a good local man early on saves us a fortune in travel expenses. He hires local people as needed to help around the clinic.

I must go now. Sundays are very busy as you can imagine. I must find the church secretary to make sure that she has money wired to Ghana in the morning.

Pastor Hugh

I think I have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize! And no, you ain't getting my passport.

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We Believe in Christ,
Thank you again one more time for all that, this being and you can initiate a procedure for establishing a structure (Clinic) here in Ivory Coast, cause for which we have in our previous message about you represent here in Ivory Coast as support for orphans here is very large.
So we think and expect you to a great humanitarian. You are please based in which country and can we have your different details?

Don't the words "Bank Transfer" give you any ideas?

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Bishop,

I believe I told you before that we are in the US. The clinic in the Ivory Coast is may be months or years in the future. Still it is something we are discussing and hope to do.

Our people left early this morning for Ghana. Support money, including $5830.00 for your orphanage will be transferred to our bank account in Ghana also today. I will keep you posted on the progress.

Thank you for the compliment but I am certainly not any great humanitarian. I am a simple servant doing as commanded. I retired from the military to become a pastor, then recently my deafness forced me to retire from that position. I stay on with the church to help by taking care of the foreign missions.

The members of the church are the ones who gave so generously to your cause. They are the great humanitarians.
Pastor Hugh

I'm thinking that his "parcel" should be prepared by Saturday. The Ghana mission may discover some excess funds to further motivate the lad.

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:11 pm

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Bishop,

Our team has arrived in Ghana, they will rest tonight and travel to Tarkwa in the morning. Right now it is very hard to contact them in Tarkwa. I hope the new sat-phones solve the problem.

We may have more good news! Our application to the UN NGO Assistance Fund has been approved. We will be getting $5,000 each for our missions in Ghana and Nigeria.

I will see if the Ghana mission can spare some more money for your orphanage. The lord commanded that we must do all we can for the children.

Pastor Hugh

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Brother,
Thank you again and please tell them once possible to contact me by phone or email so that we can see in what condition we meet?
God bless you !!!!
Bishop Richard

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:37 pm

My package has made it to western Ghana. I will drop him an email tomorrow that he has to come pick it up. Hopefully having two carrots so close together will get him to move....

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 5:06 pm

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.....phone or email so that we can see in what condition we meet?
God bless you !!!!

I can tell him about the conditions...... They will be very hash and he will end up stredded Very Happy

I don't think he'll be blessing you for long Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:10 pm

More bait in the trap

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Bishop,

We have heard from our team manager Jock at the mission. The new equipment has arrived but unfortunately the satellite phones were shipped with the wrong chargers. They are 120 volt instead of 220 volt. That means it will be difficult communicating with them until it is sorted out. They have to drive a good distance to have any cell phone signal.

We are adding $2000 more of the UN money to our donation for your orphanage for a total of $7830 USD. Jock is concerned about that much money in cash so he will be hiding it in one of the old laptops that does not work anyway.

He is packaging up the laptops, cell phones and tablets right now. He will be calling us every few days to see when he is to meet you.

Please tell me when you can travel to Tarkwa. It would be best to get a hotel room there and I will tell Jock where you are staying. When you get there send me a picture of yourself in front of the hotel and I will send it to Jock so he will recognize you and the hotel. The mission is an hours drive from Tarkwa and very hard to find if you are not familiar with the area.

God Bless You

POKE....

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Bishop,
I haven't heard from you and hope this finds you well.

I forgot to tell you that we can cover your travel expenses so that you don't have to spend any of the money meant for the children.

Scan or photograph any receipts for rental car, taxi, fuel, or hotel bill and email them to me. Meals or other expenses are not allowed. I will have Jock bring some extra cash.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:53 pm

I sent him an email about an hour ago telling him that he has to come pick up my shipment at "the depot" about an hour south of your location. I'm still waiting to hear back from him....

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:21 pm

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Bishop,

Are you OK? A lot of people have given generously to us to help you. Why have you stopped returning my emails?

If you no longer want our help please let me know. There are others just as needy all over west Africa. We already have a orphanage in Benin begging for our support.

Pastor Hugh

Back to back whines. The 2nd had sad pictures of children Sad

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Brother in Christ,
Thank you for your financial and material support, but we need you to know that it is impossible and difficult for us to travel to Ghana by lack of funds, then please send someone your mission there in Ghana ABIDJAN will come on with the package and the financial funds to meet us and together find our premises and see the truth of the facts we live day by day.
If that person may come this weekend because we really need this equipment and money for medicines and food for the children

======================

Brother
Pity the poor children and make him happy so please because they are hungry and need your financial support.

Come and get it.

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Bishop,

I have much pity for the children. We support and treat many orphans at out clinics. We are short handed and have many sick and injured to take care of. We cannot send anyone to Ivory Coast at this time.

Please let me know your plans.

Pastor Hugh

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:22 pm

I've been responding slowly just to waste more of his time while you folks try to safari him. First, Roger got confused by the lad's reference to the ICC in his script:

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I am confuse by your email. What are you saying about the International Criminal Court? Are you being chargered with a crime? I thought you are an orphanage?

The lad tries to explain:

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When we talk about international criminal court, we are referring to the trial of our former president of Ivory Coast who is currently in the Netherlands HAYE, otherwise we are an orphanage.
Here attached our status for the orphanage.
God bless you!!!
NB: Also what about for the help that you kindly offer us?

Roger still doesn't quite get it:

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I don't understand why you are talking about the president of Ivory Coast. Why is he on trial? Was it something related to your orphanage? I just want to make sure I am not dealing with criminals here.

Anyway, yes, as long as you are not fraud star criminals, I am willing to help your orphanage. Those poor children must be so disparate and destressed. How can I help? I am in the USA.

The lad asks Roger for money:

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I'm really excited to know that you understand us and think about us, then not to go overboard in our talk, I want you to know that we need financial funds in the amount of $ 3,000 dollars so upon receipt of this email, I would like you to send us this by Western Union say the money so we can buy food and medicines for children.
God bless you !!!!

Roger still needs to make sure that the Bishop is not a criminal:

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Oh, only $3000 dollars? That is not very much, I can do that easily. But I need to know what is this business about the International Criminal Court? I am very concerned because I want to make sure I am not accidentally giving money to fraud stars.

That has happened to me before, you know. I gave $10,000 dollars last year to a Rev Oyinbo Mugu (the lad will immediately recognize that this means "White Fool" in Yoruba) who said he was running an orphanage and it turned out he was a fraud star criminal who was stealing from children. I don't want that to happen again. Can you let me be rest assured that you are not a fraud star?

The lad must be salivating at the thought of a victim who has been scammed before and thinks nothing of sending $3000.

He tries to assure Roger:

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I understand you perfectly, but let me also tell you that we are not a criminal institution or anything, we are an orphanage and come with our meager resources helped orphans or street.
We talked about international criminal court in one of our messages alluding to the former president of our country is currently about to be judged by the International Criminal Court so that you can see in which country we are if you n 'unable to know where is our country Ivory Coast, so do craingnez nothing, there is nothing fraudulent in what we do for orphaned children (of course not), so attached that is the status of our institution, and we think you could send us by Western Union to the address indicated below the $ 3000 dollars we currently need to buy medicine, food and other for children.
God bless you!

Roger will inform the lad of his trouble sending by WU next.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:52 am

POKE-POKE

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Bishop,

I hope this finds you well. Jock keeps asking us when you are coming. He has everything packed up safely and waiting on you. Hopefully they can get the sat-phones working and we can put you in touch with him directly. Until then we will have to relay messages to and from him.
I await your response.
Pastor Hugh

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Bishop,
Your lack of response has me concerned. Please reply with your plans so we can continue.
Pastor Hugh

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:37 am

I've suggested that it's just a short distance from his location to his pot of gold. Unfortunately, he's still being F'n lazy:

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Understand that we are currently at an impasse and do not have anyone to send for the package or financial cost to us to move Ghana cause for which we would like you to send the Western Union travel expenses and the costs of removing the parcels on receipt of this message.

I shall continue to beat on him!!

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:41 pm

$7K in cash and a pile of electronics 200 miles away and this guy not only will not budge he won't return my emails.

Maybe a Gomer can get his attention.

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Bishop,
I have been contacted by Rev. Jacob at the orphanage. He will be sending someone after the package in a few days.

He said not to bother you with any further emails but I just wanted to thank you for all you do ease the suffering of so many.

Grace be With You
Pastor Hugh

He misunderstands. I think he needs a new translator.

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Brother in Christ,
A thousand times thank you for everything you are about to do to us, we would like you to know that we are in favor of this package waiting for indeed we suffer a lot with children who have only one meal a day instead of two or three meals a day, so please please send us upon receipt of this message by Western Union at least $ 1,300 dollars to buy food to the address indicated.
God bless you!
Bishop Richard

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Bishop,

I do not understand. Rev Jacob said that you were no longer with the orphanage. He is sending someone after the money and laptops later this week.

I look forward to your reply.
Pastor Hugh

I may need a French speaking character!

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Brother in Christ,
We want to know when did this person comes from Mr Jacob will be here in Abidjan because we are really waiting for this package.
God bless you!
Bishop Richard

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Rev Jacob said you were no longer with the orphanage and not to contact you.

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:26 pm

I've been beating on him every way from Sunday including pointing out that his lack of initiative (I highlighted that I could fly over and pick up the package myself on the amount of money it contains) is probably directly related to all of the deaths that have apparently been happening in his orphanage over the last few days.

My latest attempt is to threaten to have it re-routed to "another orphanage that contacted me" if he doesn't go get it. We'll see what happens.

Typical lazy lad...

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:00 pm

I don't think you could safari this guy with a forklift and a C-130. He will not even return my emails.

Any body with a convincing character that is willing to travel to Tarkwa to dolla chop him and send him off to sit with the women please PM me.

There's $7830 USD, 7 laptops, 6 smartphones and 10 tablets in it for ya!

Laughing