Sepp Blatter finds his way to my inbox

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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:39 pm

Yup, that's right - the president of FIFA is emailing me. What an honour!
To the Americans: FIFA is the UN of (real) football.

Sepp Blatter wrote:

Dear friend,

I awaited your reply and decided to contact you again because i strongly want to achieve this success with you on Monday, looking at my status as the former FIFA President, i must reassure you that our discussion is private/personal, which is very far from football and i humbly employ you to keep my messages privately to yourself alone. I look forward towards receiving your reply urgently to my personal email bellow because we must achieve this success on Monday.

Joseph "Sepp" Blatter
8th President of FIFA
Visp, Valais, Switzerland
Email:

Me wrote:

Hello?

Sepp Blatter wrote:

Hello [That's me - basically, he's corresponding with Lord Sauron],

Thank you so much for your wonderful impressive reply. I don't know
how often you read sports news because i have faced challenges from
competitors that wanted to replace me as FIFA President. I did
everything possible to ensure that illegality is not discovered in my
carer and was totally very from all accusation. Now, i need you to
clear a fixed deposit which i made in the name of a deceased
footballer. I will present you as a relative to the deceased
footballer so that you will receive the fund without any question.

The total amount involved is eighteen million five hundred thousand
euro (€18.5 million) and you will have the privilege to own
domiciliary account at the operative bank fixed management, also the
fund maybe released to you through certified bank draft because
payment can be conducted in several banking method. This issue can be
resolved successfully within 48hrs if you focus right away. Upon
receipt of the fund you will take 25% for handling it wisely and
forward 75% to my account which i shall provide you.

Kindly provide your information as required bellow for the
legalization of claim affidavit in your name.

.direct phone number
.your surname
.middle name
.your first name
.address / city / state
.your region / country
.your private email
.attach drivers license only.

The above needful information will make this transaction a success
immediately claim affidavit is issued to you from the ministry of
justice.

Joseph "Sepp" Blatter
8th President of FIFA
Visp, Valais, Switzerland
Email:

Reply-to address is , that's the one I've been reaching him through so far.

We're only a few emails into the bait, and the lad still on script, so I am yet unaware if he's got baiting potential at all. But since he's the head of FIFA, I think the only right thing to do is to share him with the world. Very Happy

Enjoy!

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:05 pm

I'm sure a lot of lad time could be wasted discussing what FIFA is and the differences between real football and hand egg ball.

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:16 pm

Well, in all fairness, this wouldn't be the first shady business deal he got himself into. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:19 pm

^ Very true, I've got half a mind to think that it's actually the real deal. Laughing

ETA: I told him that I have no idea what a fifa is, and he explained that it is the international football organization. Then I told him that football is administered by NFL and sent him a link for the NFL homepage - and he proceeded to call me a scammer and impostor. Laughing

He's a funny one, but I think a straight bait approach might be the proper way forward - he seems a bit edgy. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:26 pm

Yep, he sounds as dodgy as the real Blatter, all right. Perhaps it would be an excellent opportunity to ask for the real story behind Qatar's appointment as host for the 2022 World Cup?
And also what he and Robert Mugabe chatted about at their meeting Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:51 pm

He could possibly explain the offside rule to any female characters Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

I searched for your characters name.

and there were only 2 hits.

one of them was: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=190264

if he ever googles your characters name, the thing would go south...

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:41 pm

No worries. He didn't even want to google NFL. Apparently, he disliked NFL so bad, that he called be a harker again. So it's a rinse repeat anyway. I got a whole drawer full of characters, so no worries. Wink

Besides, in my years of baiting, it only happened once. Lads rarely waste time on researching. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:06 pm

Here is a question off the interwebs the president could answer.

Quote:

The goalkeeper is attempting to throw the ball to a teammate with his hand. The goalkeeper has possession of the ball with only one hand. The goalkeeper is in the box when an opponent hits the ball out of his hand with his head. Is this a legal play. The referee said it was legal because the goalkeeper did not have possession with both hands.