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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 3:53 pm

Thanks for the ideas and encouragement. It's nice to know people are following and enjoying this even though it's a plain straight bait not a sexy safari thread.

I will wait a day or so to see how the lad reacts and bounce off of that. He still thinks a bank transfer is in process. The "temporary" g mail addys that Prissy left are other characters of mine.

For those concerned about Miss Lotta she is still lingering at the hospital thanks in part to the machine that goes "PING".

Her lifespan is dependent on whether I need her or probate the best.

When she does pass on, her last wishes are for donations to 419 Eater in lieu of flowers.

I predict that Prissy is going to turn out to be a nasty bit of work.

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 4:30 pm

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plain straight bait not a sexy safari thread

Those are some of the best. Keep at it...

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:09 pm

Keep at the straight baiting. My most successful baits have been straight. I tried a few off the wall ones and the lad soon lost interest. Wish I had played them straight to get some more life out of them.

It is a "special" kind of lad who takes a bonkers bait. Sure they can be immensely funny, but be prepared to loose quite a few along the way.

Yours is progressing well.

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1738

Wasting lads time on us rather than real victims is the goal.... how you achieve it is up to you.

KUTGW.

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:52 pm

I knew there was something slimy about Prissy. This just went out...

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Please read and understand carefully.

This is Prissy, Miss Lotta's so called part time secretary and full time slave. I created this email address and I'm using an old throw away computer so no one can trace this to me. The old witch is still breathing but just barely. I don't know why they are keeping her alive. She can't last too much longer.

There is no one else in her house on Sunday so I was looking through her computer this morning and saw your emails to her and that you were trying to rip her off. I will call the bank in the morning and cancel the transfer so you are not getting a dime unless you help me. I erased all of your emails and your contact details on her computer so no one will know about you. DO NOT EMAIL HER AT THAT ADDRESS AGAIN! I have all her passwords so I will know if you do.

I don't want to work but my Dad is her lawyer and insisted I take this job or he would cut my money off. Without rich old Dad's money I can't do what I like best which is to party. Everyone thinks she is a sweet old lady but she is really a mean bitch and she is worth millions!

I've been getting a few extra bucks off of her by faking invoices for her precious flower gardens but that is only good for a hundred dollars here and there. I couldn't get any real money because my dad had to approve large amounts.

Sweet old Daddy has gone off to a lawyers conference in Hawaii. He authorized me to take care of her business up to $50,000 each transaction while she is still alive. Anything more than that has to go to the accountant.

Now is my chance to get some real money but it cannot go directly to me or anyone connected to me. I have a few ideas on how to get the money but a lot depends on where you are located. If I work it right I may get 2 or 3 transactions done before she dies. That means I can get between $50,000 and $150,000. Your split will depend on how much you have to do but because I cannot do it without someone like you I will guarantee you get 25%.

This has to happen FAST while she is living. After that everything goes to probate and I can't get my hands on a penny. That bitch owes me for the torture she put me through. She ratted me out to my Dad for every little thing I did. She called me a spoiled brat and took me out of her will just because she caught me with a dude and another girl in her bed.

If you are interested tell me what city you live in. Your location is very important.

Reply to this email ONLY. Do not reply to Lotta's email ever again. I don't want anyone else to know about you.

Let me know QUICK or I will find someone else!

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:47 am

Half hearted reply.

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I am interested.

Let's move lad..time is of the essence.

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Good but I don't need you interested I need you ready to go. I was about to give up on you.

We must hurry to get all this done before she dies. Otherwise it goes to probate and nobody gets a dime except for the lawyers and the charities and the church. She could die any minute now or last a month. The doctors don't know squat.

What city do you live in. I don't need your address just your city. No time to explain now. You will understand later.

Prissy

Not a city...And not much enthusiasm.

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Florida

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What city?

You are not going to believe this....Wait for it.....

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I am sorry.I have a caring heart for this woman. I can't do it.I have promise her i will always make her happy.Please stop what you are doing. Let pray for her to get well

Followed 2 minutes later by.

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Think about it! Her life worth more than million of dollars please i am on my knees. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND

Lord as my witness I don't know what to do. I sent this to stall for time.

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You don't know her as I do but it is late and I will think on it until tomorrow.

Prissy

This lad has no percentage in this tack unless it is a test. And I don't see how he benefits from it in any way.

My instinct is to go mercenary on him in the "She is going to die anyway so we might as well make a buck."

I know one thing for sure. My sweet little old lady routine WORKS! I will have to credit my Grandmothers. One passed many years ago. The other will celebrate her 100th birthday March 7th. I don't know if her older sister (107) will be able to attend.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:09 am

I've thought about this for a few minutes. I think this lads conversion is genuine as there is no upside for him.

I think his reaction is going to send Prissy into the arms of the bishop in genuine repentance for her past.

The lad may go right back to scamming tomorrow but there is always that chance. I had rather think I will give him that chance.

Go now and scam no more.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:15 am

He is back with this while I was posting the above...

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I will pray for God to touch your heart to safe her life.No amount of money can buy life and God gives us freely to enjoy. Love our neighbor as our self is hard but it a commendation from God and i know she in her heart she loves you more than you can ever think even if you say he is hard. I want you to know that parent can be parent on a child they love and cherish.

I don't know why God made me to know her now but i have respect for her and i will love her and i know you do also.Please do what ever it take to keep her alive because that is what heaven will register for you on earth.we are here to safe soul and her life is no.my dear please safe her

Thank you and may God Almighty Bless you

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:11 pm

He's probably worried that Lotta is testing him. Stick to your story. Greed will almost certainly prevail. There's nothing you can do to save Lotta and if the money doesn't go to you, it will go to someone more evil, you're the victim and you need his help, etc. Give him a face-saving way in.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:16 pm

If a lad repents, you'll never hear from him again. The people who will hear from him are his victims, as he sends money back to them. All this lad's talk of God is fake.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:51 pm

I agree with luckey's comment, keep at it.
Sometimes "repented" scammers will switch over to begging.... while they carry on their regular scamming activities with the rest of their contacts.

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.... even though it's a plain straight bait....

Heh....... not so plain or straight what with the doddering, hovering on death's door and now the ghastly Prissy coming on the scene. One person's "straight bait" is another's compelling soap opera, and yours seems to have some good and interesting characters. Looking forward to more.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 5:14 pm

I sent this before I read the sage advice above.

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My heart is indeed touched. That a man who was trying to steal from her can show such care, concern and honest love for a woman he didn't even really know.

I'm sorry but I am crying so hard now that I can barely type. I see now that Miss Lotta cared for me and loved me. I must go now and pray by her bed that she forgive me and that she be returned to health.

My life must change. I will visit with my pastor to ask for his help and guidance. I remember from my childhood Sunday school that the Lord can use anyone he wishes for his purpose. Thank you for being that person.

I hope that your life changes too.
Thank You and Bless You

The old Prissy is gone. From now on I will be my real true self, Priscilla.

I was thinking that it may be a recoverable mistake and that even the new and improved Priscilla would return from the hospital bedside feeling forgiven but still wanting to have a go at some of that cash. She might want to go into business for herself to make her own way and get out from depending on Dad.

Then this came.

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Hello Priscilla,

I want to correct an impression that I am no here to steal from miss Lotta but only Herr to perform my duty to guild her in receiving promotion money awarded on her favor. Its hard to believe not believe me its real and I will proof it to her because I have prayed and I know God will restore her health back to her.

I want you to know when you go to miss Lotta to pray she has forgiven you already because your heart ♥ is clean.

Let me know about miss health as soon as you are back. The angels of the lord is with her.

Mr Gordon.

Once more into the breach!

CHARRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEE!

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 7:06 pm

After such a strong statement of the schmuck's faith, Granny MUST die! Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:05 pm

Don't mean to sound harsh here, but the lad's words of kindness seem a bit late in the day to me. This twat was trying to rob the old dear of her money in the first place. The fact she is about to kick the bucket and has another nasty bastard (you) after her money has probably left the lad feeling he is flogging a dead horse and he'll move onto another victim who is alive and kicking to rob money off.

His fake sentimentality should be punished all the harder. Lead him into the path of temptation and let him show his true colours.... Then you'll see if he is on the path of the righteous....... He thinks he is better than Prissy - let old Lotta get well and watch him try and rob her.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:13 am

Miss Prissy's new halo slips a bit...

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Mr Gordon,

I have just returned from the hospital. Miss Lotta is in a little better condition but still serious. The swelling on her brain is greatly reduced. The doctor said that the coma is probably a blessing as she would be in great pain if she were conscious.

As long as she is breathing on her own and has good brain activity there is a chance for recovery. A very small chance. Only time will tell. As the doctor said, she is one tough old bird.

I feel much better now and I think she would forgive me for the bad way I thought of her.

Still I can't help but thinking of all that money that will just go to lawyers and accountants. I would love to have enough to start my own small business and to quit having to depend on my father. I think that shame of having to depend on him and beg him for money helped make me like I was.

I'm still in charge of her affairs as long as she remains alive and unconscious. If it's done right nobody will even notice a little missing out of all of her millions. I doubt if anyone knows exactly how much she has.

I must go now, All the best,

Priscilla

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:34 pm

Prissy "forgot" about this. Gordy did not..

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Hello Priscilla,

I want you to check miss Lotta email to see if her accountant sent her any email on the confirmation of the transfer she did to me.

Mr Gordon

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Mr Gordon,

Sorry, With all that went on yesterday I forgot to call the bank, I will call Mr Gently after the bank opens. this morning.

You never did tell me what city you lived in.

Priscilla.

He is suspicious of her motives and tries to make sure she stays on the straight and narrow.

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Hello Priscilla,

Telling you my city is not a big deal but I hope you have cancel in your heart every act of stealing from miss Lotta because I believe you asker me of my city because of that reason.I want you to know that I am not going back on my word because I have promised Lotta to make her happy.

Please do get back to me once you hear from the banker

Surprise! Love and larceny can coexist in a human heard...

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Gordon,

I had to drive past the bank on my way in so I stopped by and saw Mr Gently. He had a message to call Miss Lotta on last Friday but he was out all day and never got to talk to her. I'm afraid that means that she never got a chance to send you the money.

It's all very nice that someone like you was able to open my eyes to how much Miss Lotta really loved me and I get the feeling that you genuinely care about her but lets be real.

You and I both know that there are no however many million dollars that she was to get. Don't insult my intelligence or try to play on my love for Miss Lotta any more. I know that you were trying to get as much money out of her as you could so don't you condemn me!

Frankly I don't care if you make a few bucks because there is plenty to go around. She is not some poor old woman that we are taking her rent money. Besides it is money that will be going to fat cat rich lawyers if I don't get some of it. They don't need it either but that won't stop them from getting all they can lay their greedy fingers on.

I am positioned to get some big money before it is too late but I must have someone to help that has no connection to me or her. If you want to make more than that piddly little $370 or whatever she was paying you then let me know. Otherwise I will have to find someone else.

Let me know,
Priscilla

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:05 pm

Surely you jest!

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She is to send me $2500. Can you do that and can you send through western union or money gram?

Mr Gordon.

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Send you $2500?? You have got to be kidding. I am not as gullible as Miss Lotta.

Can you not read? You are not getting a penny unless you help me. This has to happen fast.

Tell me what city you are in.

Priscilla

The lad takes a dip in the wikki pool.

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Davenport is a city in Polk County, Florida, United States.

Busted!

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You must think I am stupid. That is the first line from this:

Davenport is a city in Polk County, Florida, United States. The population was 1,925 at the 2000 census. As of 2004, the population estimated by the U.S. Census Bureau is 1,994.[4] While the city of Davenport itself is very small.................

Where are you really and don't jerk me around any more! Are you even in the US?

Meanwhile the ever helpful banker chimes in from his yahoo account. Since Lotta never updated him he still has the old mule account.

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Sir,

One of my bank clients initiated a transfer to the account below. She contacted me later but I was not able to return her call. She has since become incapacitated and unable to direct me on how to continue. Do you wish it to be tried again?

Sender: Lotta redact Amount: $750.00

Transaction #88451204 FAILED Reason: Refused by receiving bank no specific reason given.

Account Holder: old mule
Account Number: redact
Routing Number: 256078543
Healthcare Systems Federal Credit Union
3300 Gallows Road, Falls Church, VA 22042

Thank You
Dirk Gently
Customer Relations Manager
Third National Bank

He's back with the new mule in a flash.. Let it BE!

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Sir

Let transfer of $750 be made to this new account details below

Account name: new mule
Account number: redact
Routing number: 256078543
Holder's address: 3229 Viscount court, Annandale, VA 22003
Bank name: Healthcare Systems federal credit union

Bank address: 3300 Gallows Road, Falls Church, VA 22042

As soon transfer is done,keep me inform

Mr Gordon.

Of course this will have to go through Prissy. Will that low life money grubber do a stateside dolla chop???

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:13 pm

The banker replies...

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Mr Gordon,

Since the payee account has changed the transfer must be reapproved. If you would like I will contact her account representative on your behalf.

Please advise.

Thank You
Dirk Gently
Customer Relations Manager
Third National Bank

Please don't bother anyone on my account...

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Sir

If that is the case transfer to the first account.

Mr Gordon

Meanwhile...

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Gordon,

I will be going to the hospital in the morning. I will update you on Lotta's condition.

Would you care to be honest with me now about where you live. I really need to know for my plan to work. All I need is the city.

Priscilla

Gordo channels his inner 2 year old...

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No

Alas! The ever efficient banker has contacted Prissy.

Chop-Chop Twisted Evil

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Gordon,

Suit yourself. I know you don't really care about Miss Lotta so I won't bore you with the latest.

I did get an interesting email from the bank...... Thanks for the $$$$$$.

I'll have to find someone else to help me get the big money.

Priscilla

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Priscilla,

Miss Lotta initiated a transfer in the amount of $750 before her accident. The transfer was declined and the payee has asked that the transfer be made to a different account. I need your approval to make the change.

Thank You
Dirk Gently
Customer Relations Manager
Third National Bank

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Mr Gently,

Bless her heart, Miss Lotta was trying to clear up a matter for me without my knowing but she got the amount wrong. It should have been $1750.00.

Please cancel the transfer and deposit the $1750 into my personal account. I will drop by and sign the slips after I leave the hospital later today.

Priscilla

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 7:51 pm

Two emails came in back to back just seconds after Prissy chopped the dolla.

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What do you want from me now?

THEN

I will only help you know that you can send money to me through western union or money gram and you will need to send first the $750. Deal?

I decided that he needs some time to come to terms with his loss so I'm going to wait a while to answer.

Meantime he makes a hopeful run at the bank...

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Waiting to hear from you

Mr Gently is slightly dismissive is a bankerish kind of way.

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Sir,

I was instructed to cancel this transaction.
No further directions were given.

Thank You
Dirk Gently
Customer Relations Manager
Third National Bank

Nary a care for poor Miss Lotta.........

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 4:21 pm

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Gordon,
I will think about sharing the $750 with you. It depends on how helpful you are.
Do you not realize yet that we can get much more money than that.
You can start by telling me where you are.

Priscilla

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Orlando, Florida

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Gordon,

I don't know if I can trust that you are really in Florida. Take a picture of an Orlando newspaper and send it to me.

We must hurry.

Priscilla

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Tell me what you want.

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I just did. Send me the picture.

Yawn. Has somebody got a cattle prod I can borrow?

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 5:05 pm

Maybe I need better bait.....

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Gordon,

I am tired of messing around so I will try to explain what I have planned.

Miss Lotta used to travel a lot. She loved Memphis and Blues music so she still keeps a high dollar hotel suite there year round. She allows a few of us to use the hotel any time we like. We can even trade the hotel there for certain other cities all over the world.

I used to party there a lot and met a guy that worked for the hotel chain. He's some kind of Vice President of something or another. He fell in love with me but he wouldn't leave his wife so I quit seeing him. He wants me back so he will do anything for me.

He will send me a fake invoice for a hotel stay, room service and a huge bar bill. I can OK the payment and nobody will even notice anything strange. It happens all the time.

I figure I can get two invoices through safely of around $35,000 each. for a total of about $70,000.

Since the invoice is fake the hotel will not notice anything funny because they are not really expecting the money.

I need someone with no connection to me or Miss Lotta to collect the cash. It has to disappear into the unknown just in case questions are ever asked.

Will you help me or not. I will give you $2500 for each transaction. If we can do it twice that will be $5000 for you plus I will give you another $1000 bonus.

Now will you help me or not? We must hurry.

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:06 pm

Better than a soap opera!

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:15 pm

Capone wrote:

Better than a soap opera!

I'm afraid we've lost our leading lad. Confused

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:55 am

Lost? Never to come back? How? Why? If he's gone quiet you can poke him in a couple of days telling him you've been too greedy and controlling of him - you really need his help and will not be so hard on him and cut him a better deal.......

Would be a shame if he's had enough.

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:06 pm

After a friendly poke I get this enthusiastic reply.

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I will help

Don't freaking strain yourself.

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Gordon,

I'm still waiting on the photo to prove you are in Orlando. Send it or forget it!
I don't know if they operate any hotels in Florida. Can you travel to Memphis or New Orleans to retrieve the money if needed?

BTW You probably really don't care but Miss Lotta is improving a little every day. If she starts to regain consciousness they may induce a coma to save her from the pain of her hip and ribs until they are more healed.

Priscilla

YADA YADA YADA

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Hi Priscilla

I would like to have you Informed that I should be the one giving you condition and not you because I bear a higher risk than you do but one thing for sure that you should be rest assured about is that I can help you receive the funds and you inform me of a means to receive your own share of the money

So if you are serious that we can make some money today then keep me updated so we can work this out

Gordons

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Gordon,

Of course I'm serious. You are the one slowing us down and now you want to set conditions?

My "friend" at the hotel can only send the money to cities where they have hotels. They have hotels all over the world. I will try to get to sent to the closest one to you. NOW Tell me where you are or forget the deal.

Either tell me where you are or do not answer. I will start looking for someone else to help me. I bet I can get someone for less that the $6000 that I'm paying you.

Priscilla

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Priscilla,

First of all, You are greedy , Am very simple but straight forward, out of 70,000 usd, you off me 6,000 usd

I have better ideas to even get up to 500,000 usd before the week runs out , you have to work with me and I tell you

how to go about the funds, Give me your cell number and am sweet Bay Street. Davenport, Florida 33837

you can check for hotels around and keep me informed so we can work something out this morning

Gordons

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Gordon,

Just how much of a cut do you want out of the 70,000? If you can go to Memphis it would be best. It would be more complicated but they do have hotels in Key West and New Orleans. I will check to see if there are any closer to you. I still don't believe you are in Florida!

A few weeks ago you were trying to get a few hundred out of Miss Lotta. Now you say you can get half a million? Pray tell how and what would my involvement be.

Priscilla

If he's in Florida then I'm Idi Amin's Great Grandmother. But just in case he is really where he says he is there MAY be a hotel in Miami, just over 1 pith helmet away.