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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:52 pm |
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Beautiful work again. Congratz to you guys!  |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Wed Feb 03, 2016 1:48 pm |
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I do love a good post-safari kick in the nuts
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| That simple bushman you sent to handle this business went to the wrong location! |
Yes indeed, but he didn't know that Mr Geoffrey was a 419 Nigeria Arm Rubber 
Great baiting you guys. Long live SH  |
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I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
 bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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kishnabe
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 Aug 2014
Posts: 90
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Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:44 pm |
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I wonder why they think you are a thief or 419....
Great work....  |
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Mountain Goat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2013
Posts: 3797
Location: Sugar, how you get so fly?
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Wed Feb 03, 2016 6:27 pm |
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Beautiful. Just beautiful. Congrats to both of you, Dude and TM |
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Piggies: a few.....
James Clark from Bamenda/ Cameroon to Kano/ Nigeria with Mortal and Osazee
Agent Thomas Pierre from Paris/France to Piz Gloria/Switzerland
Barrister Kiliwangi from Lomé/Togo to Abuja/Nigeria with The Monsignor
Henry Philip from Abuja/Nigeria to Natitingou/Benin with DSW and Yastreb
  
FUCK YOU JULIA......Lloydjames154
If I see you I will kill you with my hands prostitute you are (Agent Thomas Pierre)
You are a pig with Nigeria accent ([email protected])
FUCK YOU AND DON"T WRITE TO ME YOU FOOLISH UGLY SHRINKY PUSSY>>>> Michael Abramovich |
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699
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Wed Feb 03, 2016 6:59 pm |
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Thank you good people for the wonderful audio entertainment again  |
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agnomen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2012
Posts: 2270
Location: Staring at my slice of ocean
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Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:56 pm |
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Mr L really had the Oga stuttering and stammering there. The hotel doesn’t exist “Goggle it”  |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:38 pm |
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You guys are beasts! Or is it "the best"? I always get those two confuse. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23943
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:18 am |
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I was very amused by the lad's utter confusion when you sent him to the flop house masquerading as a 5 star hotel. Great work! |
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Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
John W, Rev Ozzy, Lil Richard, Zenith, Ever Bank, Robert M, Archie x2 |
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The Scaminator
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 May 2014
Posts: 229
Location: The US & A
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Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:29 am |
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I'm beginning to sound like a broken record, but these baits are beyond amazing. The audio is world class, as always! Well done, Mr. Labowski and TM! |
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"You think you smart but you just the most dull person i have seen in my entire life and i swear down you annoy the shit outta me" - <b>Mr. Dawson</b>
"What do you fuck do you mean you wanna fuck my wife? Have some fucking respect for God sake" - <b>Thomas B.</b>
"You are just an ass full of fools" - <b>Andrew Azazi</b>
"i will have your big loosed pussy and ass hole shot by some gangsters in where ever you are" - <b>Solomon Simpson</b> |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:52 am |
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Yep, gives me that 'Friday feeling' although it's only Thursday. |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Thu Feb 04, 2016 1:36 pm |
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Excellent work as always! |
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Don't jock with the man of God - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
i don't think i will ever come in contact with bastard bad luck stupid and idiot poor foolish man like you,that wasted my time for no reasons!!!!!!! - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop
...are you goatfucking or did you honest fool you eyes? - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop after a very long day driving around Accra. |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:24 pm |
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Wonderful work (Or is it play?) you two.
I'm collecting pictures of exotic Safari destinations "Just In Case" I need them.
Actually, rain forest resorts. (Well they look like Safari) |
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:31 pm |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:49 pm |
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He seems a trifle upset |
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I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:17 pm |
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Another (dis)satisfied client! |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:26 pm |
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So rude of him, after you went to all of that trouble to ensure his complete (un) happiness. Perhaps next time you can get him to use some of his adjectives. |
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Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that.  >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2205
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Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:10 am |
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It's his own doing... sending a simple bushman to do serious work! Here is our final exchange:
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| I have heard you. Please i am done with this bull sheep. if you or your so call fucking partner are ready for any deal then come to Ghana. if you can not then forget it. go look for another seller. |
Dan isn't putting up with any bull sheep either!
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Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
 Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:37 am |
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Another brilliant excursion by our favorite travel agents!!! Bravissimo!!
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW)  6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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Frost
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Jun 2014
Posts: 1127
Location: Near a three headed monkey!
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Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:55 am |
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It was just this last piece that was missing from having a whole. |
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Kenny Patrick: "YOU ARE INDEED A PSYCHO-PANT !!!" |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:03 pm |
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A wonderful new term for the ever expanding Baiters Dictionary
A perfect end to another wonderful safari |
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I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Fri Feb 05, 2016 5:16 pm |
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Bull sheep? Does he mean ram (how many gigabytes?) or musk ox? |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:32 pm |
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Freudian slip - he meant "ball sheep" (goats aren't allowed because incest is a sin...) |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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tazmanian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2006
Posts: 309
Location: A long way from where they think!
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Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:46 pm |
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TM have you been setting up great safaris while I've been away again?
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"Thanks for your silent upon time wasted and disappoint of the century." - Mr. Any Ray
"If this is a game you are pulling with us please stop we are not such people you have to be playing games with." - Mr. Charn Sophonpanich |
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