SAFARI. I told my friend to call the EFCC and Arrest Him!

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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:01 pm

This is a co-Bait with Mr Labowski, who originally hooked these Lads, 6 months ago.

Richard could hardly believe his eyes. Geoffrey had told Richard that since he could not find Geoffrey's hotel in Abuja, he would meet him outside a well-known 5 Star hotel. Richard eventually found the place, an hour away and down an unmade, dirt road. It was like a bush house in a village. A radio was blaring. A pack of stray dogs were fighting over something that stunk like the Devil himself. Richard met some guys outside of the house. They were drinking beer and smoking, at 1000 hrs! What kind of businessmen do that at this time of the day, Richard wondered...

Quote:

"Geoffrey is a Nigerian 419."
"He is a thief. He is a criminal. He should be arrested."
"Geoffrey is not real. He has been lying about everything."
"I told my friend to call the Police in Nigeria or the EFCC and arrest him."
"He does not have a hotel in Abuja. He doesn't have any f***ing hotel anywhere."
"My partner has been in Abuja since yesterday and they have been tossing him around all over the place."

Accra to Lagos

Lagos to Abuja

The so-called 5 Star Hotel (actually a Flop House in the Bush)

ITINERARY:

Sunday 31 January am. Richard departs Ghana for Lagos.
Sunday 31 January pm. After an 8 hour bus journey, Richard arrives in Lagos and stays somewhere.
Monday 1 February am. Richard departs Lagos by bus to Abuja.
Monday 1 February pm. After a 10 hour bus journey, Richard arrives in Abuja and spends hours in a taxi, driving around the city, looking for the hotel. He eventually books into a hotel at a cost of 15 000 Naira (£53 GBP).
Tuesday 2 February am. Richard agrees to Geoffrey's request to meet at a "well-known 5 Star Hotel" in Abuja, from where Mr Randy will pick him up.

THE AUDIO
https://soundcloud.com/mr-pr1cky/sh-abuja-safari-days-one-and-2

Quote:

The Players:

Travelling Lad: Richard
Oga in Ghana: Joseph
Oga's Deputy in Ghana: Michael
Hotel Owner: Mr Geoffrey
Hotel Deputy Manager: Mr Randy
Mugu in USA: Mr Dan

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If you enjoy this work, please do post in the Thread. Everyone is welcome, new or longer-serving Baiters. This helps to keep the Thread alive. Thank you. Cool

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:18 pm

The tourist industry in Nigeria must be so happy to work with you TM Very Happy

All these people travelling, seeing the sights, visiting authentic native villages, partaking in the exchange and bartering of local products.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

It was a real pleasure to finally get this lad moving. Nearly 6 months of casual baiting with several failed meetings, whiny emails, and excuses.

Finally it was the ultimatum that Dan and Geoffrey would give him just ONE MORE CHANCE or we would find another Ghanaian gold dealer. No more nonsense. Let's do business like real men and complete this deal!

And yet another lad wanders aimlessly in search of the finest hotel in the African bush...

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:34 pm

$1,600 for the trip to Abuja - OUCH!

And all he got was a flop house in the bush surrounded by drunks having a toot on a doobie Laughing

The SH team strike again clapping

Not quite a Newb Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Posts: 77

you guys are great!

Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:54 pm

Another satisfied customer. Great job yall.

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:59 pm

The Monsignor wrote:

"My partner has been in Abuja since yesterday and they have been tossing him around all over the place."

LMAO! Another great job guys!!

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:16 am

There really is nothing better than coming back here and reading and listening to a TM bait. TM you truly are the king.

And Mr. Labowski has been a superstar for quite some time now!

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:29 am

Oh man, it's so nice that I can escape the pain of TM safari withdrawal. TM, what took you so long LOL!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 70

ROFL, love the banter/laughter at the end!

Also, TM, what is the live concert recording from?

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:14 am

sister hotel Very Happy

"419 is a tief! An arm rubber!" Laughing

(Still waiting for my laptop, which should be fixed next week. I got sound working on my other computer, but it's not quite powerful enough for videos.)

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

"This is a waste of time... a waste of money"

Indeed it is! Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1738

Yet more outstanding work.

clapping

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:28 am

Thanks for another entertaining safari, TM.

Too bad he didn't think to get pictures of the guys smoking and drinking at 10 AM.

Edit: missing word

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:40 am

Nice job TM and Mr L

The Monsignor wrote:

"My partner has been in Abuja since yesterday and they have been tossing him around all over the place."

He should be grateful, in some places he would have to pay dearly for that type of thing.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:59 am

The new TM & Mr. L safari is here!!! The new TM & Mr. L safari is here!!!

GIFSoup

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 5:24 am

Yet another outstanding piece of work. So nice to wake up to lad pain! Thanks for sharing.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:14 am

Starting a day with yet another great safari. Brilliant work!!!!

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Sep 2015 Posts: 333

Flawless victory for you two! Great work!

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:36 am

TM is starting to develop an evil chuckle!

So 419ers are arm rubbers as well as scammers? I guess they can diversify.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:44 am

B8er wrote:

The Monsignor wrote:

"My partner has been in Abuja since yesterday and they have been tossing him around all over the place."

He should be grateful, in some places he would have to pay dearly for that type of thing.

HaHaHa!

plasmid wrote:

...what is the live concert recording from?

'Tweet, Tweet, Tweet' by Sleaford Mods, Live at Glastonbury: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1HTmh0f0 Go to 34.00. Beware strong language!

Thanks for your comments, folks. Please keep them coming. Cool

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 10:52 am

Great work, Mr. L and TM! Nothing like reading a good safari first thing in the am!

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:17 am

Lord have mercy! Comedy gold! At least we all know what a 419 scam is now......

If you know the location of the flop house, it sounds my kind of place - a holiday drinking beer and smoking doobies at 10am - book me in Cool

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:31 am

The ever-elusive S.H. strikes again. Laughing

Such a great modality. Such lad pain that's come out of it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Michael's final words to Dan, with the attached flop-house photo:

Quote:

HERE IS THE PHOTO DAN. YOUR SO CALLED PARTNER IS A THIEF AND A SCAMMER. YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH THIS NIGERIAN PEOPLE THEY ARE ALL SCAMMERS.

And a parting insult from Dan:

Quote:

Michael,

That is not Geoffrey's hotel! That simple bushman you sent to handle this business went to the wrong location!

I am going to bed. It is the middle of the night here and I don't have the time nor energy to deal with this nonsense right now. I recommend that you tell that fool you sent to Abuja to call Geoffrey and complete this deal.

I cannot believe how your man Richard cannot even find a fucking hotel. Simply unbelievable.

Dan

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