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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:28 am

Thursten3rd wrote:

75% positive response rate

*respond

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:51 am

^ Crap, I missed that one!

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:15 pm

...so Clara prods him.

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Thank you for your respond. You may show your appreciation by providing us with your progress report, as we have just done, along with the necessary documentation. Should you fail to do so prior to 1 February 2016, Mr. Walsh has adviced us that the list mentioned in our previous email ,massage will be used to benefit the Happy Orphanage Home in Nigeria.

We are sorry that we can not extend our business with you beyond that point without the documentation requested but, as we are sure you are aware, all businesses run on deadlines and this one is no different.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:46 pm

Stevie-pooh was upsettled to learn that the personal counselling condition is still in effect. I think we may be nearing the end of the road.

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Look am not providing any progress report to you, if you are willing to help those poor you can do that but not to tell me to provide you with any progress report, what does that got to do with helping those poor souls.(why everything, of course Wink

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The money that will be given to the orphanage have no use to me is only a help that you people are to offer to those orphans and you can go ahead and do it or you hell fuck off and there not mail me again.

Am very rich enough to take absolutely good care of the children after my stay here so i dont care if you are helping them or not, the home is already receiving great help fom diffrent missionaries all in the united states and united kindom.

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:38 pm

One person who is glad to see Stevie-pooh out of the way is the good Reverend Peter.

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HEY BRODA I TANKS U 7000000 TIME FOR U BEEN STUPID LAZY SMALL BOI??? U BEST MAGA FOR ME AND I SORY U GIVE UP ON ON BANK MUGUS OK. WHY U DON'T LIKE MONY??? ARE U THE GAY? U SMART AT LEAST TO LET NAIJA GUYMEN TAKE BIG MONY OK????

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:07 pm

With no responds from Stevie, Clara send s him a termination letter.

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Dear Corporal Stephen Jobs,

It is our sad duty to inform you that with the expiration of our stated deadline our business with you is now concluded. We wish to thank you for making what would otherwise have been a difficult decision more easier. Your progress report has everything to do with whether or not we will recommend your orphanage to our good customers for material support. What kind of reputation would we have if we were to give people with deep seeded and untreated personality disorders and various additions access to our good customers? And I will thank you to watch your language as it only confirms our decision to make further business dealings with you contingent on your seeking help when you use such abusive words.

It truly pains us that you unanimously refuse to improve your life as part of helping the children you claim to care about, as we believe doing one would be of great benefit to the other. We wish you all the best in spite of your unprofessional demeanor, abysmal use of profanity and unwillingness to help those around you by helping yourself. On the other hand, we will rest much easier knowing that our good customers are sporting the orphans under the care of the good Reverend Peter whom, unlike you, has always been a perfect gentleman and do whatever is necessary to see that the children in his orphanage receive only the best care.

We do hope you aren't lying to us about your need or lack thereof with helping the orphans, as we are doubtful that such an operation could be funded be on a Corporal's salary, unless you are dressing them in plastic bags and feeding them on grass and water. Nevertheless it is your choice whether to accept our patronage or not. Please know that our door is always open for those who truly care about and want to be of help to all people involved - not just some of them.

Kindest regards,
Clara Peller
Secretary to the Regional Manager, HSBC

P.S. If he has not already done so, you should receive an email from Reverend Peter. He agreed to do so offer counselling as a favor to Mr. Walsh. We do hope you will seriously consider accepting his generous offer.