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Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2529 Location: AU

I have had a few lads and baited with a handful of you. I found my niche with the incredible Harry Gomer who seemed to be able to annoy the hell out of lads especially Shorty who still keeps in touch from time to time. The great Gomer pyle inspired me to go down the gomer path and carry on his legacy.

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I beg! Leave me....got that??? Was only hustling my own way out. You terrorized for years and despite you being the Master of 419er! Or what will you call what you are doing??? Business???

Sometimes, you talk like you don't reason or have a heart...I just discovered how heartless you've bee all these while. Forget about Lucy's case... Am young guy, hustling make it in life... An very talented and what about the talent I exhibited in writing scripts??? Did I not try to sell the scripts I wrote to the Hollywood and Bollywood????

Now. Who all collected the money??? It was you!!! Why stole my script from Micheal Bay and sold to Spielberg???? It was you!!!

You've collected over $40,000.000.00 meant for me on legal businesses???? Do you have a heart at all??? You ate not but a wicked fellow!!!

Was the movie business Micheal Bay and sealed an agreement and that was my stepping stone to Glory in the year 2011 but you came in and destroyed everything I've worked for with sleepless nights.

It's quite an act of wickedness and you will just come up again and started calling me name....I beg your pardon Mr!!! You gave me a fake promises to refund $12.8m....I begged you for 2years and you couldn't even show mercy.

For how long will you continue to frame me up??? You called me gay etc... What else have you not done to me????

Why not leave me and let me breath???? You are wicked, heartless, you like others progress, it's another year.... Do leave me alone... Stop sending me mails cause I won't just reply anymore..... You are holding my money and you still have the got to call me name??? You're re so wicked!!! Leave and stop distracting and disturbing me... It's a New Year.

Good day!!!!

I have been fairly quiet for a while and decided it is time to move on in life and unfortunately baiting will not be part of it for a while anyway. (You can always pick hobbies back up). good luck everyone and may your lads travel to all corners of the globe, dig large holes to nowhere, wear stupid home made hats and slap each other with dead fish.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:25 am

I hope you check in and keep in contact with folks here.

And don't spend all of Shorty's forty million dollars in one place!

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:35 am

Ah I bow before thee, Master! Twisted Evil

Now that I am ready to come back into the fold, it is sad to see you go...but I do understand Smile

I hope you visit once in a while to visit the efforts of the various baiters on the forum. Take care sir and hopefully see you around! Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Thanks for all the years of entertainment Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:50 am

Best of luck to you Master. Thanks for all the amusing Gomer baits, particularly your work with Shorty.

Perhaps my favorite line written by a baiter on the site was from you in the Shorty bait: Mr Gomer told Shorty that another character had lost his balls in a tragic knife-juggling accident. He was forced to eat them before he died, but that was also an accident. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:00 am

Best of luck to you. May your wanderings lead you back, if only to check in on the craziness.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:21 am

Thank you for the heads-up and outstanding sign-off! All the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:21 am

Best of luck with the retirement Master, I'm slowly easing back after a couple of years of inactivity.

Don't forget the Club song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrfhf1Gv4Tw

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:39 am

I hate to see you ride off into the sunset. It's been fun baiting with you. But you have to do whatever feels right.

Shorty is so broken he no longer even matters, sad to say. So in a sense your timing is impeccable.

I do hope you'll wander back again at some point, however!

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2529 Location: AU

I will certainly be checking in from time to time. which Is what I have been doing these last few months. just making it official I guess.

I believe this song may be funded by Mr Gomer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOuvEcarNs

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:00 am

Thanks for all your contributions here Master and I wish you all the best out there in R/L. Don't be a stranger!

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:04 pm

I didn't know theres' a door out of here! Best of luck Master!

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:20 pm

^^^ Yeah, all I remember was a dark desert highway and the warm smell of colitas before I suddenly was here!

Master, sorry I never got to know you. Best of luck with retirement.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:19 pm

Master,
Hope you return soon, batteries recharged, and totally refreshed.

until then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:55 pm

Best wishes, Master, and good luck out in the real world!

Feel free to come back whenever -- there's always going to be more lads out there waiting for you.

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:06 am

To my very first mentor Master .... my oga i dey hail oooooo

Visit often sir.

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:49 am

Best of luck to you and thank you for your creative contributions! Do check back often?