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Thursten3rd
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Joined: 21 Dec 2014
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Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:11 pm |
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This chump is actually on his hands and knees begging for abuse. Absofreaking amazing! All I can say is give him what he wants. |
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sat Jan 09, 2016 12:38 am |
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LadyBits went and sulked for a few days and unfriended me from FB for the Umpteenth time. After a bit I decided to drag him back in and be really really nice to him:
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LadyBits: If you can't help me why do you keep adding me?
Darla: Who the Fuck said I couldn't help you Sgt. Shit for Brains?
LadyBits: That's what you said
You never help since then
Darla: You realize I don't get Fucken notified when we chat because you keep having a Hissy Fit and unfriending me don't you Colonel Cock in Mouth?
LadyBits: Yeah cos you told me when you get back to the states you will help me but to my surprise you came and you kept the fuck quiet while I was chatting with you
Darla: The reason I'm quiet Bombardier Butt Breaker is because I don't get Fucken notifications!!!!!
LadyBits: Ok so when are you gonna help me?
For how many weeks now you keep telling days
Darla: First of quit being a Fucken Dick and do as I say! Got it Captain Corn Hole?
LadyBits: Ok got it
So,what do you want?
Darla: Read what I have Fucken typed Sgt. Shit on Dick.
LadyBits: Yeah I read it and I'm asking what do I need to do so you could help me pay the money tomorrow
Darla: ONE LAST TIME FOR THE FUCKTARD CROWD OK? RESPOND TO MY FUCKEN FRIEND REQUEST SO I GET NOTIFICATIONS OF YOUR MORONIC BLATHERINGS OR GO MARCH OFF TO YOUR FAVORITE POST LIEUTENANT LATRINE LOVER.
LadyBits: Right before I unfriend you all my messages were not replied
That's why I unfriend you
Right now I'm using my messenger
If after 3 days you were not able to help me and you can't come to decision of you helping with the business then I will block you and that's the end
Darla: I don’t Fucken care if you are using that Banjo that is jammed up your Arse (sideways) Captain Colonoscopy!
LadyBits: Do you accept my terms and condition?
You have confuse me for a long time now
I want something real from you
Darla: By the Lord Jeebus Private Peckerhead you don’t take orders very well do you? Were you dropped on your head repeatedly when you were a Lad? Wait you are a Lad aren’t you?
LadyBits: Lol
I'm just saying my mind
If after 3 days you ain't come up with something positive then I'm off you
LATER
Darla: What of the love you professed for me Fusilier Fuck Face?
LadyBits: That depends on you
Show me that I can share my love with you
Cos I really can't understand what your up to
I'm down for whatever baby
Darla: Then respond to my friend request before I say something rude Admiral Ass Licker.
LadyBits: Lol
Something rude?
When I get on my page I will do that
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:24 am |
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Oh, the insults a lad will put up with if he thinks there is a bit of light at the end of the tunnel. 
Do you lie in bed at night thinking up these wonderful names, OP, perhaps scribbling them down in a notebook? Or, are they already at the tips of your fingers?  |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:15 am |
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^I just make them up on the fly but I am running out of them....
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LadyBits: Hey
How are you
Darla: Aren't you forgetting something Major Pain in the Arse?
You there?
LadyBits: Kinda busy but will listen to you for a minute
Darla: Busy doing what General Gonad Gobbler? Corn Holing Terrorists?
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Stealth Boat
Likes to watch
Joined: 23 Oct 2015
Posts: 235
Location: Don't know? Good stealth, huh?
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:24 am |
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^^^ OP, I just Googled "verbal insults for bdsm". There is rich mining in that cave...... |
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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 2:25 am |
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I love that he just straight up admits he's only in this chat for the money. |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:08 pm |
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He keeps getting Stupider:
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LadyBits: Accepted ur request
So what bout the help I told you bout?
You have tomorrow and next to help me if not I'm gonna block you
I ain't settle for chit chatter shit
I'm waiting on you to make it right
You have today and tomorrow to make things up
MUCH LATER
Darla: Listen Private Pecker Up the Arse don't threaten me! Do you want to borrow my Money or not?
LadyBits: Wow
Your giving me conditions cos I need your help?
How much can you afford to borrow me?
Darla: I can get $25,000 Colonel Cum up the Butt will that work for you?
LadyBits: Yeah that would be great
I will pay you back next month when I'm back to the states
How would you get that much money from?
Darla: Auntie Mary gave it to me as a Christmas present Fusilier Fuck Face.
LadyBits: That's cool
She's really nice to you
And you wanna borrow me all the money she gave you for Christmas?
Darla: Whatever Warrant Officer Wanks a Lot. Now do just as I say Fucktard and I don't want any more Bitching and moaning got it?
LadyBits: What do you want from me?
What do you need from me to get the money?
Darla: If you would shut the Fuck up for a second I would tell you Rear Admiral Reach around.
LadyBits: Ok I'm listening
Darla: need five count them five Fucken Bank accounts by Tuesday at noon so i can transfer the Fucken money got it Admiral Ass diddler?
LadyBits: Why Tuesday?
Why do you need so much account
You only need 3 accounts for such
$10,000 in each and the rest $5,000 in the 3rd account
Darla: Well Fuck me now you are some sort of expert now Commando Cock Craver?
Just do as I say and get back to me. Got it?
LadyBits: Yeah so 3 account is ok
That's all you need
No you don't need 5 accounts for $25,000
If you can't help then fine cos I have given you more than 10 accounts before and nothing is done
I don't believe any of your single words
I'm gonna give you 3 accounts tomorrow
I don't believe in your words not till you give me the payments slip of the transfer
That's when I will believe you
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Maybe I should quit being so nice to him eh? |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:12 am |
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I haven't been in the mood for him lately so I let him chat by himself. This is a couple days of schlock:
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LadyBits: Bank closes by 5pm
Any transaction done by that time will be delayed till tomorrow
Darla: Just get me the accounts Commander Cock Breath
LadyBits: Sure I will sweets
Please make sure you send the confirmation slip to me,ok?
Check your mail
If you can't show me the payment slip today then I will wait till tomorrow morning
Then if by tomorrow morning you didn't get me the slip I will never ask you for anything again and that's gonna be the end of us
I'm hoping you help us get behind this and make things work out with us
The relationship and the love thing then the business
Darla: I have no new mail
LadyBits: I sent it
Let me check again
Check your mail again
I sent you 3 accounts
Have you checked?
Here comes the silent thing
Darla: I’m at work Idiot!
LadyBits: Lol
You call me idiot?
Well have you checked the mail?
That's all I need from you
That's all need to know and learn how to drip calling me idiot
Please make sure you screenshot the slips and receipt,ok?
What's the news?
Lol
What's going on?
Darla: I'll have to go tomorrow I'm still at work
LadyBits: Have you sent the money?
Wow
I knew it
Ok I will be patient and wait till tomorrow
Tomorrow is near by
Heh
Good morning darla
How are you
Hope you slept well
What time are you going to the bank?
Here comes the silent attitude shit
What's the news from you?
If after tonight nothing is done then we are done forever
Darla: Quit your blathering idiot
LadyBits: So what's the excuse this time?
Busy,working or what?
Where is the payment slip?
Darla: I haven't gone yet I'm at work moron.
LadyBits: Wow
Well after today I don't need it anymore
You can keep your money
Darla: Quiet now fucktard.
LadyBits: Stop playing games with me
If your not gonna send it just let me know right now
Darla: When I'm of work Dummy!
LadyBits: Tomorrow again?
No I can't wait till tomorrow anymore
If nothing is done today then I will give up and block you this time
I can't be having something serious with a chit chatter
Darla: You're the one who won't shut up Fucktard.
LadyBits: Well go ahead with whatever the fuck your doing
Tomorrow is gonna be late to send the money
Today or never
I'm done with your shit
I can't take it no more
Darla: Hush now
LadyBits: Later
Talk to you later
But if no words from you then no more talk
Darla: Promise?
LadyBits: Yeah promise....!
Did you get it sent?
Darla: I called the Bank and they took care of it. Consider it sent Fucktard.
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:16 am |
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That is so funny. Great stuff! |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 6:50 pm |
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Uh Oh this might be the end:
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LadyBits: Lol
Where is the payment slip?
2:32am
I'm not gonna fall for your lies this time
If you can't provide the Payment slip latest by 1pm your time then I'm gonna block you straight up
7:57am
Hey
I'm waiting for you to show me the payments slip
If not then I will know what to do
9:07am
I know all your games and lie bout this
But just wanna be sure before I block you
10:24am
Huh?
You have 2 hours to show me the money as bee sent
It seems your on drug
Your attitude speak a lot
Darla: I told you I phoned it in Private Poopdick.
LadyBits: No there is no money in those accounts
This might be out last conversations
Darla: It can take several days Major Mutton Head.
LadyBits: That's impossible and I'm gonna remove you right now
You must be kidding cos that's total bullshit
Do you call me a dumb shit???
You made a transaction yesterday and up till now it's not there
I can't imagine that bullshit
Darla: You are a dumb shit as it takes several days for a International Bank transfer.
LadyBits: International what???
Lol all those bank account are in the states not outside states
It should be immediate transfer posted immediately
Darla: International, Interstate, Internets what the fuck ever
LadyBits: Well I can see your games is becoming unbearable for me
Bye
Darla: Quit sulking Private Pussy and be a man.
LadyBits: Well be real
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 8:45 pm |
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Masterfully done!  |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
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