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 Stupidest loan lad ever?

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khawk
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't believe my loan lad is still sorting out my loan! After this email to him:

I apologise but I need €100 billion to pay off some issues that my country got into last year. I cannot fill out the loan application because I am dyslexic and I can neither read nor write.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am sorry, you must not understand, loan officers in Africa are extremely wealthy. I am sure the loan of €100 billion is merely chump change to them! /s

The stupidity/greed of loan lads is just wonderful, I love their anticipation when cough up a "fee" of 1,000+ dollars.

Make sure to add him to ScamWarners along with his (I am sure) wonderful formats so other people can get a hopeful headsup on the lad. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A trifling €100 billion? Shoot big!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's disclocksicks d-edumacate them Laughing
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khawk
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

16 trillion and I'm only getting a trifling €100 billion???? I can't believe my lad is so stingy! I am going to have words with him about an increase! So, did you pay of the national debt of the USA when you got it? That's the exact figure!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOAN APPLICATION FORM

1)Full Names: Barney Gumble
2)Country:Ireland
3)State: Monaghan
4)address: 123, Fak Street , Ahashgra
5)Sex: none
6)Marital Status: single
7)Occupation: vagrant
8)Phone Number: +353877171761
9)Monthly income: €30
10)Next of Kin: Hamster - Superdude
11) Loan Amount Needed: €1,000,000,000,000
12)Loan Duration (yrs): 4
13)Purpose of Loan: vodka

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khawk
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry we can only offer you 1million euro that is all we can do to
help you, How can you pay back when your monthly income is just
30euro... Hope you are not playing with us?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping Congrats on the loan! clapping

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khawk
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks! I am going to pay off our national debt and make every family here millionaires!

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