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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:16 pm

Joe is understandably indignant, giving Stevie a good drubbing with the clue bat.

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To think that all this time I had been thinking you were a true soldier. But I now find, if your lastest letter is any indication, that you are just a whiny little girl in a soldier's uniform. I suppose I shouldn't wonder since little girls have been your victims of choice.

You know, I was going make do with the pictures you'd sent up to this point, given that finding a few pictures on the interweb is obviously beyond your ability to function. And when I was asked by prospective donors why I'm supporting a known child molester, as has already happened, I had thought of feigning surprise then refering them to you for answers. On second thought, however, I believe I will just focus my efforts on helping the good Reverend Peter. Now there's a real man of God with a can-do attitude! He has always been extremely polite and helpful, not to mention greatful for every donation I can arrange, no matter how small. Not the kind of weed who blubs just because somebody gives him a slice of rabbit pie instead of birthday cake.

For you, on the other hand, I have given no less than my best efforts and business advise, only to have you whine, make extra demands and threats and, on occassion, insult me for being generous enough to try to help you put your miserable life back together and help some orphaned children in to the bargain. And to think I was actually planning to send you a little something extra to help you make a proper start to the new year. What a fool I was to think I could help someone with your limited mental capacity and low social standing make something of himself. Undoubtedly, you would have simply squandered the 60,000 pounds I was going to send on God knows what, and those poor children would have remained destitute.

Well some things and people can't be helped, I suppose, no matter how much we try. That's just the way things are.

Cheerio and Merry Christmas - at least as merry as it can be in that benighted middle- eastern patch of sand they call a Country.

Regards etc.

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:19 pm

Looks like Stevie-pooh got a little hot under the collar, once again being fairly quick with his respond.

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How there you speak to me in that tone,I sometimes wonder if really you're a manager as you said because a good leader with this said position will never speak stupidly as you always do. Oh i guess you've been taking abusive drugs which are not good for your brains and you never know they're not good for you just because you naughty fool and no wonder you dont have simple understanding to any benifiting idea that comes your way.

Now, how much do you have to yourself that you think you can give to orphans? when you quickly create an account of your bank and took that 95,000 euros of James and his good friends raised to give to the orphanage. Look i know all this including does stupid things that youre been doing with that pretended stupid fool called rev. peter of nigeria, get yourself in good shape and behave yourself and lets continuou our business or i expose you and get you arrested and you know what that means(jail).

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:26 pm

At first Joe was nonplussed by Stevie's abrasive email. But his spiritual leaders helped him see the light.

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Have you ever attended a performance of "Messiah" by George Fredric Handel? A truly supernal and enlightening work, I think you will agree.

You know, I was feeling a shade of indigence after reading your email until both Reverends [the Rev.] and Peter helped me realis your words were a somewhat clumsy, oafish metaphor on your part to define yourself. Well you've nothing to fear, massage received and understood and, as a result, I have done some research into ways you can help yourself out of the quagmire of Lying, stealing, sexual deviance and drug dependency into which you've gotten yourself. Your mental limitations will make healing a bit more difficult, to be sure, but not impossible.

First, you must admitted you are powerless over your addictions - that your life has become unmanageable. I can see you have made a small amount of progress in this area. Chin up and I will do my best to help you carry on. Just understand that, even though you made choices to bring you to this point, your depraved state is not entirely your fault. But, just as you took the actions that resulted in your becoming a lying thief, sexual predator and drug addict, you can take the steps necessary clean yourself up and start the new life you so obviously crave.

Well, I think that is enough help for one letter. I do hope you will get back to me soon with a progress report because, the more quickly we can help you get to full health, the more quickly we can get back to the business help those orphans, n'est pas?

One last thing. Your continued insertions that I magically took possesion of Mr. James' 95,000 euros are truly wearying. I have already told you that that money was withdrawn from my bank by one of Mr. James' representatives some time ago, and I have the bank records to prove it.

Christmas regards etc.,

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:28 pm

Poor Stevie is deep in denial.

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Look you have to stop this nasty, untruthfully stories of yours (Moi?) and lets get the business going ok, so far i dont see the relivance of this business simple because i have never receive any benifit of it only did my best by convincing mr James and his friends to come out with an appreciable amount of money only for you fool to hurry and take it from peterson without his knowledge,(???) but am still keeping eye on you and with so if you didnt get yourself in good shape and make this business a jolly and stop those criminal skills of yours you will end yourself into jail believe me.

Now make sure you get the people who are will to do the donation for we are wasting much time in this our business i have alot to do with you and for now i want to trust you if you've been able to send money to the orphanage and they surely pick it and get me informed.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:05 pm

I foresee a spike coming in Stevie's blood pressure.

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Oh dear, both Reverends [the Rev] and Peter warned me this would most likely happen. The good Reverend Peter said, and I quote, "He is big fool for been the child molest and take drug so will always say he's not. You can help him because of the drugs ok." But I hoped they were wrong because I believed in you. It turns out it was I whom was overly optimistic.

Well, if this is how you want to conduct our business then so be it. We'll do it your way. You must be aware, however, that I will not lie for you. I will tell potential donors the truth as you yourselve have revealed it. I will look for people who are willing to give money to an orphanage owned by a self-loathing, self-described drug addict and known child molester who is deeply steeped in denial. I suppose there may be someone who would support such a cause. Stranger things have happened. I will keep you appriced.

Now, as to your continued insertions that I took Mr. James' 95,000 euros, I will say this in language even one of your limited mental capacity can understand. But this will be the last time. See Joseph. See Joesph accept James' money for a donation to Steve's orphanage. See Joseph try to help Steve by sending him James' donation money. See Joseph return all of James' money when Steve is too lazy to fill out one legal form for transaction to go through. The end. If you are still unwilling to take my words for it, ask Mr. James yourself. I have neither seen nor heard from him or his associations since their representative took delivery of their fund.

Regards and best of luck breaking through your denial,

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:56 pm

It would seem Stevie-pooh is not feeling the Christmas spirit. Unfortunately for him Joe will be busy celebrating the Holiday until Monday.

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Would you stop this hell shit and continuou with the business? oh well if youre no more interested in the business you can hell tell me and i will stop wasting my precious time with you ok. What da hell is wrong with you.

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:19 pm

Joe is still committed to helping in any way he can, given the circumstances...

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I can't tell you how much it saddens me to see such language and paranoia as you expressed in your last email. Even though you sent a crass, profanity-laden, paranoid screed instead of a warm Christmas message, however, I forgive you. But you really must pull yourself together if you wish to continue with this business of helping the orphans in your care. They are, after all dealing with enough hardship, given their status as orphans, being in the grip of that dreadful man Derek and the immense personal challenges you face. Given these circumstances, I shouldn't wonder there are days when many of them pray for the sweet release of death.

Do not despair, however, I am as commited as ever help those little blighters as much as I can, not to mention helping you with your recovery into the bargain. And that brings us to the next point, i.e. status reports.

Here is mine: I am keeping my eyes and ears open ofr anyone who is willing to contribute even though you are still showing all the classic signs of denial. As difficult as that assignmrny id, I said I woulf do so and so I am.

And what of you? Have you replacedthat hoeeid Derek fellow with Mr. Yogi? How are you coming with that first step to recovery I sent you? Better than when you sent your last email, I hope.

Regards etc.,

Edti to add: My apologies for the non-word "hoeeid". It was supposed to be "horrid". Next time, I will write with my contacts in. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:11 pm

Once again, Stevie-pooh whines like a b*tch rather than try to help himself.

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Dear good friend in business,

Well thank you for your kind mail, i always hope to read mails of this calibre from you not hash to with informal language and insults.

Now, as to the change of Derik, of cause he has been sacked out of the home and now Mr. Yobi has taking over from him and with his good character the home is doing well now. So what is important now is you putting that selfish life of yours else where and try to get bible people who are willing to give to the poor souls. Hopping to here from you soon.

Regards

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:29 pm

Joe continues to try bring helpful.

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I had hoped for a progress report from you wherein you had finally made some progress toward becoming clean and sober. But, given your current condition, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised you are still deeply in denial.. If you would like, I can put you in touch with the Reverend Peter(because lads LOVE hearing another lad tell them what a failure they are), who will attest to just how giving I can be when people seeking donations follow the law and fill out requisite documentation. If that is too much of an effort for you, I urge you to consider how much easier it would be for anyone to make donations to your orphanage if they could see that you were making some progress in dealing with your current issues.

Regards and I wish you a clean and sober New Year,

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:47 pm

Stevie-pooh begs for more abuse. This lad is so lazy that he actually copied and pasted Joe's sign-off from his last letter. Rolling Eyes

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Well, all that i want you to know is that, you now know very well of how this our business look like so i will not like you to always make it very hard in making things possible, it does not necessarily means i have to fill out requisite documentation before any transaction will be transferred,that is why you are there for me so it should always be done in your office in a very cool way yes i know you can do it and fill out the questions very well far as you have been the manager , what matters is you applying your banking knowledge to make it very easier in getting funds been sent to the home in a peaceful manner that will not make bring difficulties. so i encounter you stop that selfish life style of yours and make it a point that this our business is going to yield as a huge sums of monies.

Regards and I wish you a clean and sober New Year

Joe is more than willing to grant Stevie his fondest desire.

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Having been made fully aware of the full depths of your mental challenges and moral depravity, I have been patient in explaining over and over how business works in the real world. However, my duties as Regional Manager will commence and I simply will not have the time necessary to help you understand these small details. I would, therefore, ask one last time that you try your possible best to try and understand these very simple, basic concepts. First, if the law requires that you fill out a form, I cannot fill it out for you. Nor can my secretary, nor can my account staff, nor can my neighbor. What you are asking is that I forge documents on your behave and I WILL NOT DO IT. Only you can legally fill out forms that the law requires you to fill out. I would think that even someone of you limited IQ and abysmal moral fibre could grasp this extremely basic idea. Obviously, I was sadly mistaken.

Secondly, I have worked without ceasing to bring you people willing to donate to your orphanage and YOU managed to make things difficult at every turn. Not me. I have also spent an inordinate amount of time trying to nurture you along as my business protege. All to no avail. And you accuse me of been selfish as a reward for my efforts. You can be assure that I will be thinking long and hard as to whether or not you are worth any further effort on my part. Perhaps I will fulfill my obligation to find you one more potential donor and perhaps not. Certainly no one would blame me for giving up on you, given your utter inability to grasp even the the most simple, basic business concepts. But I did not get where I am by quitting when the going gets rough. I shall think on this and render my decision sometime next week.

Regards and, regardless of my very serious doubts you could possibly make it happen, I wish you a clean and sober New Year,

Edit to add: I'm seriously considering sending this idiot down the road. If there is anyone left following this thread, I welcome your thoughts.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:12 pm

Does he still think you're going to pay? To me it seems like he's being so uncooperative that it's not going to do any good to drag this bait out any longer.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:52 pm

At the moment, he thinks Joe is his mule, bringing in prospective wealthy donors. That's how incredibly lazy this lad is. In fact, he's so lazy he couldn't even handle the mass bait several other baiters tried to do on him.

Right now, he's being so lazy and boring that I'm going nuts just trying to keep things rolling. I've decided to try one more character on him that he will probably not like. Cool

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 4:10 pm

Stevie-pooh just isn't getting the clue.

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Well, i have understood all that you've said, but with the much experience you got as a been a manager you should also get it well from me when i said you have to help when it comes to transferring money to the orphanage home. Hopping to hear from you soon.

Regards, I wish you a clean and sober New Year.

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:47 pm

Is this the end? It seems that way for Joe...

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Dear Stephen,

It is with deepest regret that I write to inform you of my decision regarding our business. Sadly, your inability to grasp the most simple and basic business concepts combined with your continued denial with regard to your sexual perversion and illicit drug use present an insurmountable obstacle for me. Perhaps if I were a trained and experienced psychiatrist, I could help you. But alas that this is not the case.

Although it breaks my heart when I think of those poor, starving urchins who have had the bad fortune to have fallen into your care, I must cease all business with you and your orphanage forthwith. The main reasons are as follows:

1. Your utter intransigence as detailed above and

2. I simply don't have the time or expertise to help you with the serious issues you face, which have culminated in your inability to function on more than a very basic level. Looking at my calendar for the coming year, just the lunch and golf appointments alone will leave me just enough time for my work at the bank and my efforts to support the good Reverend Peter's orphanage without cutting too deeply into my personal time.

I ask that you put yourself in my place. Consider how, after months of my dedicated work to make this business as easy and profitable as possible for everyone concerned, you have absolutely failed at every turn, and I think you will come to see my point. You've simply backed me into a corner and given me no way out.

Fortunately, you have your military career and salary to keep things running smoothly, not to mention bringing the Mr. Yogi back. With a little luck and a healthy dose of therapy and psychotropic drugs, I'm sure you'll survive.

By the way, I thought you should know that I may or may not have given your email address to a fellow reveler on New Year's eve. The details of the evening are somewhat fuzzy as you might imagine, I just wanted to let you know should you receive an email from a prospective donor.

Regards etc,

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:43 pm

Surprisingly, Stevie-pooh counters Joe's fake lad with a fake mugu.

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Actually i don't always understand you when you call yourself a leader and a well respected person but yet you rain insults on people that you will not love for one to rain on you. I suggest you sit up and wash out that hell shit from your head and get into the business by sending my way those who are ever ready to donate to the orphanage and stop this your disrespecting way of communicating of yours.(Yeah. Like THAT'S gonna happen) Rolling Eyes

Well, which ever way you decide am ever ready to receive any mail from any prospective donor. Shocked

I don't really know how you're always approaching your clients because i just started this same business Mr Walker and he did very well by getting me bible people and of cause they did well by donating a sum of $60,000 to the orphanage and it was confirmed from Mr Yobi that the money was successfully picked up and surely will be used very well in helping the orphans.

So please also try your possible best and get that kind people and send them my way and surely their donations too will be used very well in helping those orphans and when this is done, of cause i will surprise you with something precious believe me my good friend.

ETA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-8CSa9xj8

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:45 pm

Charitable Joe is willing to give Stevie one more chance to pull himself together, but there are conditions. And SURPRISE, Joe has discovered that Stevie-pooh is just a lowly Corporal!

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As you can see, I finally opened your military profile. Well, no matter. As you well know, I've had my doubts, given your overall demeanor, about whether or not you were in fact a commissioned officer. This just proves what I've long suspected.

I must say that I find your use of vulgar language and continued ignorance of my efforts to help you become a better person and businessperson most troubling - not to mention your unwillingness to accept my decission to terminate our business relationship.

However, for old times' sake, I will make this final offer: If you can show me some evidence that you are willing to receive the professional counselling you so desperately need, I will reconsider whether or not I am willing to continue with our business venture. Further, in order for our venture to continue, you will need to provide proof that you are taking active steps, as directed by a certified psychiatrist, to deal with the personal issues to which you have admitted. Heaven only knows what other problems are holding you in thrall but, sins I only know of the few we've been discussing, these are the only ones for which I will you acountable. This should not prove to beterribly difficult as I understand that the United state military has many qualified counselors on staff.

I believe this to be a fair offer. It is up to you whether you accept or reject it. Either way, I look forward to your respond, and do try to keep your language out of the gutter if at all possible.

Regards etc.,

ETA: Stevie seems a tad on edge. Bolding is mine. All caps is his.

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Dear good friend in business,

Look, am no longer going to waste my precious time in talking about this shit from you, am not gonna do that, if you know you are not been truth of what you oat to do for me and the orphans, you better hell not mail me again ok. study of character was not the hell shit that we agree on, but our aim was to make money and are we doing it? hell no! so why then should i waste my time when i have allot doing. Your main duty here is to get people who are willing to donate to the orphanage and not to be beating about the bush.

Now, you either get those people who are willing to give to the orphanage or you hell stop mailing me this stupid things from you.

GOOD DAY.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:27 pm

This may be the last since Joe is determined to help Stevie become a better person.

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Dear Corporal,

This is just the sort of irrational out burst I would expect from a person struggling with the sort of debitating personal issues you are facing. And it is just the sort of out burst that has made me question whether or not you can handle our business venture.

And let us be clear on one point, shall we? It was never my part to bring you donors. My job has always been to facilitate the donations to your orphanage by donors you found. My looking for donors, including my fellow church members, to make said donations was done strictly as my favor to you. My hope has always been to help you along to the point where you could start doing something for yourself. Sadly, you have instead managed to muck up the entire enterprise and, when I offered my hand in friendship to help you get back on track, you responded with insults and vulgar language. I dare say the Reverend Peter was right about you all along. You can't be helped until you don't want to be helped.

Never the less, my offer still stands because all of the personal issues you are in denial about affect every aspect of your life, including your business relations. I am still hopeful you will come to see this and decide to work for a better life for yourself and those orphans in your care because I will like nothing more than to help you and them the way I have been helping Reverend Peter and the orphans in Nigeria. my secretary thinks I
should demand a formal apology but I have told her as I am telling you that just seeing you make progress toward freeing yourself of those dreadful habits is apology enough for me.

By the way, have you received an email from any one from the United state who mentioned my name? Do be a good fellow and let me know, won't you? And I ask ones again to please refrain from the use of vulgarity. And I ask again you to consider how much more profitable our business venture would be if prospective donors could see some effort on your part to overcome your personal issues. This will become far more important as you become better able to fulfill your part of the business. And that, my friend is why I am a Regional Managerof a major banking institution and you are a lowly Corporal.

Regards and hoping to help provide a better life for you and the orphans,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager, HSBC

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 8:23 am

It's awesome he stayed with you so long, even if he is an uncooperative twit. If nothing else, you've wasted his time.

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:18 pm

Thanks! I realize I'm just a lowly straight-baiter but I inherited this twit last April, so I'm pretty happy with the longevity of this bait. I honestly think his laziness has resulted in Joe being one of his best options. Very Happy

Stevie-pooh apologizes and repeats his demands. This should work, right?

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Dear good friend in business,

Well, am very ok and never at sick as you think, but i sometimes have to respond rudely to you because some of your mails are sometimes upsetting when you now understand this our business but always pretend as if you're new to it and for that you don't understand what our business look like.????? If anyone can decipher this you have my kudos

You have to understand why i need this help for those orphans, you know very well that when we are at duty post like this we don't always have any access to our monies that we have in our bank accounts and we can only access that when we are home from this duty post, i cant say I'm not rich no am very rich enough to feed those orphans but am at a point were i cant wired money to the home and so i have to seek for help from elsewhere and luckily on my part you oat to help so why cant you stop all this stories of my life and go ahead and offer that kind help to those poor souls please.For months now we have not been able to transfer anything to the home yet so what can we say now , is our aim of helping those children at point? hell no. so please good friend try your best and lets achieve this our aim please.

As to your question whether i have receive any email from The United States is no, i have not receive anything like that yet please, so i suggest you contact that fellow and find out what is actually keeping him/her long to mail me. I will also get you informed as soon as he/she sent me a mail.

I deeply apologize for my rude behavior towards you and i hope you will accept that and also, do put to me a kind tone when ever you're to also mail me with this, our business will go far.

kind regards.

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:14 am

He may have another script with a bridge-building engineer. One Craig John contacted Cammy and chat ensued.

Lad:‎ Hello Camille
Cammy:‎ Hi there.
Lad:‎ How are you doing ?
Cammy:‎ I'm fine. Where are you writing from?
Lad:‎ I am writing you tru my phone
Lad:‎ I sighned in on my phone ..
Lad:‎ Am from west babylon Ny but presently working in west african
Cammy:‎ West Babylon? Seriously?
Lad:‎ I have been hoping to chat with you since I got your id but you seem never to be online..
Lad:‎ Yes seriously
Cammy:‎ That's in Iraq, isn't it?
Lad:‎ No
Cammy:‎ Babylon was in Iraq.
Lad:‎ West babylon is a city in New york ..
Lad:‎ USA
Cammy:‎ No way!
Lad:‎ How do u mean no way?
Cammy:‎ Never mind, Google agrees.
Cammy:‎ That's a weird name and no mistake.
Cammy:‎ But then over here we have places called Manangatang and Cooper Pedy and Youanmi.
Cammy:‎ (Sorry about that)
Cammy:‎ Anyway, please go on.
Cammy:‎ Hello?
Lad:‎ No mistake
Lad:‎ Where do you live
Cammy:‎ Australia
Cammy:‎ So you're in Africa now - which part?
Lad:‎ Oh ok
Lad:‎ Am in west africa
Lad:‎ I have been here since two to three months now
Lad:‎ Working on a project
Cammy:‎ Something special?
Lad:‎ Special? How do you mean
Cammy:‎ I was just making conversation.
Lad:‎ Ok
Lad:‎ Is camille your first name
Cammy:‎ Yes.
Lad:‎ Ok
Lad:‎ Nice name
Cammy:‎ My friends call me Cammy.
Lad:‎ Ok ..
Cammy:‎ What do you prefer to be called?
Lad:‎ Well I will love to know you better and I wish to be more friends with you
Lad:‎ Craig
Cammy:‎ OK then, Craig - what's the project you're doing?
Lad:‎ Bridge
Lad:‎ I am an architect into building and construction..
Cammy:‎ I'm a photomodel.
Lad:‎
Lad:‎ Ok
Lad:‎ How old are you?
Cammy:‎ I am not a porn star so stop blushing!
Lad:‎ I never called you a porn star
Cammy:‎ I bet the thought crossed your mind.
Cammy:‎ People have made that mistake more than once.
Lad:‎ It never crossed my mind
Lad:‎ Am not one of those that always think negative
Lad:‎ I am a matured man with intelligence..
Lad:‎ So how old are you
Cammy:‎ A lot of supposedly intelligent and cultured people have assumed that I must be doing porn when I tell them about what I do.
Cammy:‎ But anyway...
Lad:‎ Okay
Lad:‎ You still haven't answered my question..
Cammy:‎ Which one?
Lad:‎ Your age
Cammy:‎ Oh, that.
Cammy:‎ I'm 25.
Lad:‎ ok
Lad:‎ Please send me pics of you
Lad:‎ Or do you have facebook?
Cammy:‎ And yours is...?
Lad:‎ Am 45
Cammy:‎ OIC
Cammy:‎ Bit of a gap there!
Cammy:‎ What's it like where you are?
Lad:‎ Yes
Lad:‎ Its warm here now
Lad:‎ Well its like another world here ..as this is my first time of being to africa..
Lad:‎ I have been to several different countries for work before but this is my first time of coming to africa for work ...
Cammy:‎ It's warm here too!
Cammy:‎ Most of the time, anyway.
Lad:‎ <ding>
Cammy:‎ Why did you do that?
Cammy:‎ You wrote <ding>.
Cammy:‎ Why?
Lad:‎ I Buzz you
Lad:‎ What you using to chat with me
Cammy:‎ What do you mean "Buzz"?
Lad:‎ Buzz is just like an alert
Cammy:‎ Didn't do anything. All I saw was <ding>
Cammy:‎ Anyhoo - I have things to do. Catch you later, dewd.

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:32 pm

^I hope it is our boi. He needs more friends. Laughing

Joe accepts Stevie's apology but sticks to his guns, and he tells the lad something new.

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Dearest Corporal,

Your explanation and apology is well noted and unserstood. I accept both and I must say it is good to see getting in the right frame of mind for our business. As stated, the more quickly you can provide documentation that you are seeking counseling, the more quickly we can get back in track.

Once agaun, I did not know whether I gave out your contact information or not. It would seem by your answer to my query that I did not.(The operative term being "seem") Please try to read my emails more carefully if at all possible, won't you? There's a good fellow.

One more thing. Regretfully, I was being serious about my responsibilities as a Regional Manager demanding more of my time. You may remember my secretary whom you slandered some time ago. For the time been, she will be acting as liaison between us. She can be reached at her new email address joe'[email protected]. As a matter of fact, it is she with whom you have been communicating since I began my RG training, with my oversite of course. Don't worry, I will continue to make sure she continues to follow my express will in this new chapter in our business relation. I think you will agree that it no sence for her to continue using my email account, especially when I need it for official bank communications.

Please don't delay as she is awaiting your responds.

Best regards etc,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager, HSBC

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 3:20 pm

Stevie dutifully contacts Joe's secretary, seemingly unaware that he has been placed squarely in enemy territory.

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Hello good friend,

Hope you're in the pool of good health as I'm here. I guess this should not be a supersize mail to you because your mail was given to me by Joseph B. Walsh.

Well he told me to mail you and that is what i just did and i hope he will make it clear to you how our business look like and you will abide by the rules of it. Will like to stop here hopping to hear from you soon.

kind regards.

And then he complains to Joe. Rolling Eyes

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Dear good friend in business,

I don't actually understand you and your secretary, please is not that am much interested in mailing you people, but am only targeting the monetary aspect of this business, if you have not given my email address out to someone who is ready to donate then why ask if someone has mail me from the United States, please try your best and lets have someone who will be willing to donate because the home need much help and so we have to toil hard and get funds been sent to the home.

I just sent your secretary a mail and i hope she will be all good to work with me for the business to be very fruitfully.

regards

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:21 pm

I apologize in advance for the word wall, but I decided to have Joe's secretary send both responses in one email.

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Hello Stephen,

Thank you for your prompt reply to my employer's request. Yes, I am well aware of your your business relation with Mr. Walsh. Just whom do you think he tasks with handling the details you two have worked out together?

I am also aware that Mr. Walsh believes you to be struggling under a severe mental deficiency, as well as debilitating personal problems which you ones admitted to but now steadfastly deny. I personally believe that you are just a wretched little man who gets a thrill by pretending to be someone he is not. I imagine we shall soon see who is correct and who is wretched.

This is to say that I am not your friend, good or otherwise. And I will thank you to address me by my name as I have done for you. Whether or not we ever become more than strangers exchanging information over the internet depends largely on how well you acquit yourself in this business and how well you treat and respect me in your emails.

Now, so we are clear, my job is to gather actionable information on bank customers who might be willing to hand over their hard earned money to you for the support of a mob of orphaned children in Africa. But I am to do nothing else until you provide documented evidence that you are recieving counselling in an effort recover from your personal issues. I have already begun my part in this business. Have you?

Regards,

Clara <snip>
Executive Secretary, HSBC

P.S. Mr. Walsh requested that I send you the following massage in responds to your last email to him:

Dear Corporal,

I am unsure why you are still sending me emails, although I suppose I shouldn't wonder at this point. All of the questions you asked in your latest email have already been answered in clear detail in my previous letters. All you need do is go back and read what has already been written. If there is still anything you are unable to grasp, I suggest you get one of your army pals to explain it to you. Of cause, you can also enquire of Ms. Peller but I am not certain how she will respond, sins she has been given to believe that you understand English, at least as much as anyone from the American colonies can.

As for our new arrangement, you should get along splendidly with my secretary, provided you can get on well with a beautiful, intelligent, capable woman. And what man doesn't want that, eh?(A lad in Ghana, that's who. Laughing

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Regards etc,

Joseph <snip>
Regional Manager, HSBC

Now, if you are quite finished behaving like a petulant little girl, we would appreciate if you could see your way clear to work within the program as outlined. We have other important duties to attend and your intransigence can be most annoying, not to mention costly to all concerned. Well, off with you, then. Go to your counselling session. Then send me a copy of the doctor's note and you can go back to spending your "precious" time staring at sand and camels. -CP

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:29 pm

Stevie hasn't responded to Clara's email. Hopefully this will light a fire under his lazy, whiny butt.

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Just a quick note to let you know that I have identified eleven (that is 11, in American English) bank customers who have a history of charitable giving, and I am confident that I will be adding to the list as time goes by. Given the habits of the people involved, I am estimating a 75% positive response rate with and average annual donation of 125,00 U.S. dollars per donor. This leaves us with approxamately eight ( 8 ) donors to your orphanage for a grand total of approxiaately 1 million U.S. dollars per year. Naturally, the actual numbers may be somewhat lower or higher, depending on the actual rate of positive responses to our queries, and any additional people we add to the list who respond favorably when they are approached. Mr. Walsh has generously decided to continue with the 30/70 split of all proceeds that he offered with his fellow church members, making the total renumeration for your orphanage in the neighborhood of 700,000 U.S. dollars annualised.

We hope this information will help you see the need to get the help you need and report back to us here. Even if it does not, however, we strongly advice you to do so for the children. I am hopping to read from you within the week.

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 7:01 pm

That got our boi's attention. Unfortunately, for him, he still refuses to cough up the goods.

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Well, it was nice hearing from you and i appreciate the effort made in getting those people who are willing to donate to the orphanage.

Hopping to hear from you and the people willing to give to the orphans soon.

Regards