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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:22 pm

Thanks for another entertaining safari, TM, and for having "so much stressed" Alfred.

At the end of the Oga's rant rant did he imply that Alfred may be persuaded to travel to Malaysia? Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 11:39 pm

The Monsignor, you're not a baiter. You're a bloody travel agency. Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 11:50 pm

TM - I never underestimate your ability to top yourself in the art of Bush Travel. This is another jewel in your crown! Well done!

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 1:23 am

TM, I am thinking of treating myself to an exotic holiday in West Africa next year, can you help with accommodation arrangements?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

These lads really seem to dislike traveling "deep in bush".

Personally I don't see why. Geofrey goes out of his way by offering them dinner, a free night in his lovely hotel.. I mean what more do they want?

A little more professionalism on their part would be much appreciated...

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 1:49 am

RT is the most accommodating of employees, what more do they want?

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 7:38 am

This should be the theme of a Geico commercial. "When you send a lad on safari, you have TM send him to the bush. It's what you do".

Brilliant work once again by TM, this is the art of baiting at its finest. Love the call and the long rant. Is there anyway RT can call up the oga and put him in his place? He sounds very arrogant despite being fckd over badly, what a douchebag!

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 10:25 am

Sterling work as usual Mr Smith Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 2:42 pm

Great work TM. SH should take those quotes and put them in a frame and up the wall in the grand dining hall in the various hotels. Good customer reviews deserves to be showcased. =)

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 4:23 pm

^^^^
And a branch in Gothenburg-I am waiting for the next "Welcome to Sweden" episode.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:00 pm

A branch in Gothenburg, i like the idea. Lads have had problems with reservations there before. It would solve their problems.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:11 pm

Totally excellent.
TM- Hollywood must be envious of your scripts.Even 'star wars' can never come near.Keep on keeping it up.

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:37 am

The innocuous manner with which TM induces lad pain and elicits commentary describing the same from the sufferer is just marvellous! On and on and on it goes and the lad doesn't realise that the more he speaks about his misery, the more he clothes his frustration in words, the more intensely he experiences the pain! Superb work, TM!

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:58 am

Another Christmas gift from TM. Thanks bud Smile

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 11:13 am

That was priceless. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:41 pm

Nice.

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:36 pm

Oh I had tears in my eyes. You sick demented person...you are a genius. I love your baits Smile

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:47 pm

Don't these ever get old to you??? You're so rude.

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Aug 2005 Posts: 163

OMG! What a bunch of knuckleheads!!! Mr. Green

Brilliant! Simply brilliant!

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:50 pm

After a day or 2 of silence, Oga John could not help himself:

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I have cross-checked your profiles, all resulted as fakes and fraudulent activities, all the hotel you claims belong to you are fakes and not yours. Nemeses will cut you s.oon

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My dear Mr John,

What do you mean by insulting my personality like this?

What on earth would I have to gain by sending your rep on a Safari?

Geoffrey

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YOU ARE FAKE, YOU HAVE NO SINGLE PERSONALITY. MR. ALFRED SAID YOU ARE GANGS OF RITUALISM AND HAS REPORTED THIS YOUR ACTIVITIES TO AUTHORITIES. A LADY IN THE SAME ROYAL HOTEL SAID THAT YOU USED TO DIRECT PEOPLE THERE AS WELL. VERY WRONG OF YOU.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:56 pm

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YOU ARE FAKE, YOU HAVE NO SINGLE PERSONALITY

You have Multiple Personality Disorder? That actually fits nicely with

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MR. ALFRED SAID YOU ARE GANGS OF RITUALISM

The Satanic Panic of the 80s and 90s included claims of MPD being induced by ritual torture - now suppose that poor Geoffrey is coping with the lingering effects of his unwise dabbling back in his youth...

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:48 am

Seriously, TM. That really was VERY WRONG of you to abuse a fine, upstanding businessman of his stature and status.

<strike>Don't</strike> do it again!

Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:49 am

Brilliant stuff!

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:02 am

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A LADY IN THE SAME ROYAL HOTEL SAID THAT YOU USED TO DIRECT PEOPLE THERE AS WELL.

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:49 am

Well, I suppose this rules out putting more bait on the hook.

It'd be really funny if there were some better Potemkin businesses, backed with tripadvisor profiles, seemingly local phone numbers etc. That way the game wouldn't be up so easily.

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