Do you ever feel sorry for Lads? (NSFW)

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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:23 am

THIS IS NOT AN ETHICS THREAD BUT RATHER AN OP RANT

Seriously now; does the prospect of a tattoo or an injury or a beating or perhaps a death make you squeamish? No you don't need to answer that but I do struggle with it on occasion and look to some of my friends here to drag me back from the Lad Hugger Zone periodically. Then there are times where the Lads will cement their own fates by showing me just exactly what they are made of (Shit surely?)

Over the last couple of years I've always found this particular Lad to be somewhat comical and compliant but this evening he showed me just how 'funny' he really was. Yes there is some humor injected in this small chat but demmitt I struggled AND will make sure this 'Idiot' will pay to the fullest extent of my abilities:

Quote:

Darla: My love I had trouble with that man Oscar and I need help.
Kevin: Which help do u need?
Kevin: And what trouble?
Darla: He asked me to his house to help him milk the goat he said and then started; he got really bad.
Kevin: Started what?
Kevin: And what did u do with him?
Darla: Sorry am crying but he then said he'd show me his Goalie stick and awww I can't talk about it.
Kevin: U make love with him right?
Darla: NO MR MAN I DIDN'T MAKE LOVE!!!! WTF???
Kevin: ok
Kevin: I complained about this but u said u can handle him
Kevin: So why are u crying?
Darla: Why am I crying??? I was assaulted that's why I'm crying! He said he was going for a double double or something then wanted me to see his Tim bits heck I didn't know what he was saying.
Kevin: ok
Kevin: So where are u now?
Darla: Am at home.
Kevin: ok
Kevin: U don't need to cry ok
Kevin: I love u so much
Kevin: Don't make me feel bad u know I am in pains now
Darla: Don't make you feel bad???? WTF??? He said he was going to play Mountie with me!!!
Kevin: What is Mountie
Darla: I don't know but he was trying to put his Canadian bacon in my private bits.
Kevin: And what did u do?
Kevin: Did him later put his Canadian bacon in ur private bits
Darla: After he told me he liked the Bare Naked Ladies I swung as hard as I could and I swing both ways so I got him square in the Forty Pounder.
Kevin: Pls stop I don't want to hear that again
Darla: wwhat???
Kevin: What u are just telling me
Kevin: Is making me angry pls
Kevin: We due respect u need to respect my feelings
Kevin: I told u before going out with him and u said u can handle him
Darla: Um sorry Baby I'll try not to get raped again okay??????????????????
Kevin: U just spoiled my mood now I told u what I'm going through and u add more to it
Kevin: Thanks a lot
Kevin: We suppose to be talking on how u will help me get some money so I can go to hospital tomorrow and get better
Kevin: For our plans to be accomplish now u are there telling me how Canadian idiot put his stick on ur private bits
Darla: Sorry maybe I'll go to a trauma center because you obviously don't care that I was attacked. Sorry for spoiling you Fucking mood.
Kevin: Thanks
Kevin: Was attacked by someone whom u claim to be ur friend
Kevin: If u know what I'm going through now u won't do anything to upset me
Kevin: If I told u that I followed a woman home and she forced herself in me would u be happy?
Kevin: I see that u don't have respect for my feelings and maybe I will let u be so I can have peace of mind
Kevin: Do whatever u wanna do cos I warned u and u choose to do things ur way
Kevin: Don't border messaging me
Kevin: bye
Darla: Hunny I was attacked and you treat me like this? Am a victim but you make it seem like its my fault??? I need your understanding and sympathy and now I'm just tossed to the curb???
Kevin: Help how am I going to help u
Darla: You could at least be nice to me as I was attacked and had to fight and run away but if you don't care about me then I guess why should I even ask?
Kevin: Why I'm angry with u is that I ask u about this guy u told me that is a friend and I said hope he won't do some thing stupid u said u can handle him that u know how to handle Canadian
Kevin: Now u can't handle him again
Darla: Hunny I thought he was a friend and he tried to rape me!!! Do you have any idea how traumatized I am at the moment or do you even care????
Kevin: I care and am jealous

If you would like to follow this Lad's destruction then this is the place:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=236142&start=850

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

his JEALOUS?!?!
Unleash hell upon him my friend

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:03 am

What a despicable barstead. Mad

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:07 am

Quote:

If I told u that I followed a woman home and she forced herself in me would u be happy?

Why yes. Very much so. Hopefully she is doing the forcing with a splintered baseball bat. Yeah. That should fit.

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:34 am

So shall we say he isn't getting much sleep? I do like to check times here and there and well oddly enough it was 4:19 am in Lagos:

Quote:

Darla: Sorry I was just thinking about my silly needs and not about what is really important. Can you forgive me?
Kevin: Yes I have forgiven u

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:59 am

Awww, poor little lad getting what he deserves. I don't pity lads, but sometimes I feel sadness and disgust because they consciously made life choices that led to becoming a scammer when they could have been doing some good with their lives. Thanks for the reminder why they deserve all the shenanigans we subject them to.

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:16 am

Total POS. I am looking forward to whatever damage can be done.

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:05 pm

bware419ers wrote:

Quote:

If I told u that I followed a woman home and she forced herself in me would u be happy?

Why yes. Very much so. Hopefully she is doing the forcing with a splintered baseball bat. Yeah. That should fit.

I see mine wasn't the only mind that went there after reading that sentence ... great minds think alike!

Give 'em hell OP! Sorry I've been absentee ... RL and all that jazz.

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 4:10 am

I think this guy could be branded in the forehead with a large "L" and I would be okay with it.

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 8:33 am

^^ You mean with the red hot glowing metal letters? I'm all for that.

What a stupid moron he is. Give him hell!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Quote:

Kevin: Why I'm angry with u is that I ask u about this guy u told me that is a friend and I said hope he won't do some thing stupid u said u can handle him that u know how to handle Canadian

And how exactly do you handle a Canadian? Do you throw a hockey puck in the hopes that they chase it?

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:29 am

Late last year a Lad showed a similar level of compassion when Cammy had a nasty encounter on the way to a Moneygram Agency.

(Apologies for the misspelling, but Cammy was in some pain)

Lad: hello,my,love,are,you,back?
Cammy:‎ I TOLD YOU NOT TO DING ME!
Lad: sorry,my,love
Cammy:‎ Not happy
Lad: sorry,please
Cammy:‎ Not you
Lad: for,who,my,love
Cammy:‎ That asshole on a bike who ran me down.
Cammy:‎ I swear his did it onpurpise
Lad: oh,sorry,my,love
Cammy:‎ Tried to group me pretenind to hekp me up so I broke his fuckgnnose
Lad: what,is,wrong,with,him
Cammy:‎ I've got a fucking splitting headache and sutsa anf bruses and AJ wantss to call the cops
Cammy:‎ And why the fuck shoudk I canre whats wrong with that peice of shit
Lad: sorry,my,love,for,every,thing
Cammy:‎ Want your fsauly
Cammy:‎ Shit am I amk9ing a ny sense
Cammy:‎ My headhuns s much
Lad: please,i,don't,understand,what,you,mean
Lad: sorry,my,dear
Cammy:‎ Never yuou mind
Lad: please,have,you,send,the,money?
Cammy:‎ No, never gfot to the 711
Lad: but,you,said,you,are,going,to,send,it,before,yu,went,offline
Cammy:‎ OK
Cammy:‎ Now read this very carefully
Cammy:‎ I WAS ON THE WAY THERE WHEN I GOT RUN OVER BY AN ASSHOLE ON A PUSHBIKE WHO TRIED TO RAPE ME AS I LAY STUNNED SO I BROKE HIS FUCKING NOSE AND I AM INJURED AND IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Cammy:‎ Adrenaline rocks!
Lad: ok
Cammy:‎ Glad you understand.
Lad: sorry,for,that,so,when,are,sending,it
Cammy:‎ I have no fucking idea!
Lad: please,i,need,it,soon,my,love
Cammy:‎ I don;t hanfle pain well! Someone attacjed and hurt me and all yoy care about is your fucking money
Lad: but,i,said,sorry,my,love
Lad: am,very,very,sorry
Cammy:‎ Sorry is easy to day
Lad: how,which,am,there,with,you,i,will,do,more,to,help,you,out
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad: please,things,are,going,out,of,head,here
Cammy:‎ WTF?
Cammy:‎ I,m ot geting youo!
Cammy:‎ Ow! Nureoden
Lad: i,need,to,do,some,things,here,with,the,money
Cammy:‎ Well I nerdd pain kollesa
Lad: yes,very,thing,will,be,fine,my,love
Cammy:‎ What the fucka artyou psisoskng on aboujt
Lad: sorry,i,know,you,are,on,pains
Cammy:‎ Do you want an fukcing price for thatg?
Lad: price,for,what?
Cammy:‎ PRIZE!
Cammy:‎ I eman prize
Lad: what,prise
Cammy:‎ Nevwr mind. Im outta here

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

Yastreb give the guy a break, he needed money for a new keyboard because his spacebar wasnt working, do you know how much of an inconvenience that is and how irritating it is, he had to learn how to type with commas.. and your making a big deal over some little altercation.
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