Harrison Smith, engineer

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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:31 pm

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harrison: hi elise, how as been your day so far am harrison smith on tagged message me back lets chart

So Elise added him and he started charting.

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harrison: I work as amilitary Us army... I joined the army when i was 26years old due to i am a military brat and i went to military school and had been stationed at Blithewood army base in SC. I was assigned to the 2nd battalion,27th infantry Regiment,3rd infantry Brigade combat Team,25th infantry Division.....I was a graduate of Boston College High school in Dorchester. I had my last Education in London College of Crime and Justice(LCCJ) University 18-36 Wellington St. London SE18 6PF, United Kingdom.....I work as a Combat Engineer in the us army

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harrison: like wise am single..i divorced two years ago
any way am planning to give my daughter a good step mum..my parent are boredring me to get married
and i think its time for me to have a soulmate..before getting to state
elise: how old is your daughter?
harrison: she is 11 years
elise: that's a nice age. Does she live with your ex-wife?
harrison: no she is with my parent
elise: why doesn't she live with her mom, if you don't mind me asking?
harrison: i dont think she can take good care of her, so i intend taking her to my parent..i dont want anything hurting her
elise: so the court has given you custody?
harrison: yea..after two to three lawsuits
elise: I can imagine that she misses her mom though.
Where does she and your parents live?
harrison: dallas in us

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:04 am

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harrison:presently am in afganistan for a millitary training camp

harrison:Well. I Want you to know that life is full of ups and down and everything that happen in life as a reason..well i have been lonely since i lost my wife because i have been looking for that special woman that will love me with all her heart.. spending my life and time alone..and i need a woman that i can wake up in the morning and tell her that she is the most beautiful woman in the whole world...Let her know that she own the key to my Heart.. I Like going to cinema, Hangout with Friends, Like Watching Basketball, Soccer and also going to Shopping... But i can't remember the last time that i visited Cinema because i did not have that special someone that i can have all that with...But i believe am gonna meet that special woman that mean a lot to me and i hope is you
harrison: sorry since i divorced
elise: gee, that reads like a cut and paste job
harrison: nop
elise: may as well not lie to me
harrison: am not
harrison: yeeah it is

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harrison7: how was your day
elise: it was okay, how was yours?
harrison: Good
elise: good to hear
harrison: Please I need your help
elise: oh really?
harrison: My daughter is seriously ill...and have not been paid my salary
elise: sorry to hear that
elise: what is wrong with your daughter?
harrison: Can you kindly help me send her some. Token...so my mother will buy her some drugs
elise: what is wrong with your daughter?
harrison: Mum told me that she is having fever
elise: so she should give her aspirin
harrison: Mum is broke
elise: surely she can afford $1 for aspirin
harrison: Yea that's true

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:08 am

Hey, nice to see you back! With a lovelad in tow!

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 8:02 am

Thanks! RL does tend to take over every once in a while and needs to be attended to. Laughing

FB seems to be really cracking down on people - I've had so many of my new found friends taken down that it's put a crimp in my activities. Even messenger has slowed down...

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harrison: So I will be so happy if you help me send me the money asap so my daughter will be in good condition
elise: do you have your mothers bank account information?
harrison: I will ask her when she is online...
elise: ok
elise: when will she be online?
harrison: Am so gratefull
elise: when will she be online?
harrison: May be tomorrow

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harrison: My mom is in illnioius right now
so you will have to send the money to her
harrison: Name: Larry dodd,city:westdundee,state:illnois
zipcode 60118

I guess his mom's name is Larry and she lives in illnioius...or illnois...or somewhere.... Rolling Eyes

Then he tells Elise this:

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harrison: i heard that i will be transfered to nigeria...to settle some conflict between some states that are producing crude oil

After the usual why-I-will-not-use-instant-money-places speech:

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elise: how is your daughter?
harrison: shes good
harrison: will you still help me send the money through via western union...cos am really missing her
harrison: huh?
elise: I said no to western union and you know why
harrison: yes i do...okay dear i will try get and get my sister account in state..so i will foward it to you when i talk to her so she can help me deliver the money to my mom and child

We talked about things we like to do:

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elise: that's nice to hear. I also love cooking which is why I just had my kitchen renovated
harrison: wao great to here..so you have many kitchen intestules

They are always good for a laugh when you need it.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:07 pm

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harrison: Baby I talked to my mom last night about the account
Her account is no longer valid
She said if you can send it via the walmart its gonna be very easy for her to get the money
elise: I'm sorry to hear about her account but the only way I'll send money is via a bank transfer

After going back and forth and arguing...

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harrison: Sweetie can you make the payment to her simple account
elise: what do you mean by a simple account? What is that?
harrison: Yea its an account I just remembered she got it last year and have the debit card with her
elise: if you can send me the information, then I can transfer the money
harrison: okay baby one min brb okay
harrison: what infor do you need honey
elise: the bank info, of course
she should know what I need
harrison: okay sweetie
Simple bank
account name::: Barbara
routine no:: 031101114
account no:: xxxxxxxxx
Simple PO Box 15329 Wilmington,
DE 19885 - 5329
harrison: did you get this sweetie

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harrison: okay sweetie i really appricate this my dear
elise: not a problem
harrison: lol you going to work today ?
elise: yes, I need to get going in a little while
harrison7: okay baby honey one more thing i dont know if it gonna be comfortable with you
elise_swann: ??
harrison7: sweetie my mom told me last night when we talked about some bills and she needs food too at home
elise: I thought your daughter needed medication
harrison: yea sweetie thats what she needs the 300 for sweetie just wondering if you can add up alil to the 300 so my mom can get food
elise: I'll think about it
elise: How long do you think $300 will last? And what will she do after that?
harrison: okay sweetie i just thought maybe you should add it up to the 300 so she gets it along with the 300
harrison: well sweetie shes paying for the medication my daughter already had so she will be left with nothing after paying for the medications honey
elise_swann: ok
harrisonsmith757: i will be grateful if you can add up 200 so she can get food and pay up some lil bills honey

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:53 am

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harrison: alright honey sweetie myy mom didnt get the funds as you promise
elise: it may take a few days to get there
you need to be patient
harrison: honey its been more than 5 days now baby
elise: no I don't think it's been that long
harrison: hmmm did you confirm that from you banker yet?
elise: I don't need to
harrison: hmmm are you sure he got it ?
elise: of course
harrison: okay sweetie thanks so much baby
i will let her know okay

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:06 am

Of course, all of us get confused as to what sex our child is...

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harrison: Sweetie I don't know what's wrong with my mom
I text her yesterday didn't get any reply yet
hI'm worried about her
elise: I'm sure she's just busy and will get back to you
but you might keep trying
harrison: Yea I'm worried about my son too
elise: why?
harrison: I'm not sure my mom got that money yet
elise: Where is your son?
harrison: She's with my mom
elise: you just said you had a son
harrison: Yea sorry
He's with my mom
When I'm worried
I'm kinda depressed too
elise: I'm confused here...first you tell me you have a daughter now you say that it's a son
don't you think that you should know what you have before you ask money for him/her?
harrison: Baby I do
Just not happy
Cause I'm worried and him
elise: you told me before that it was a daughter and now you're saying that it's a boy
what really is going on?
harrison: My mom told me about his condition and have really been worried ever since
elise: you told me before that it was a daughter and now you're saying that it's a boy
what really is going on?
harrison: Baby I do I guess its a typographical error

But it's so much fun to catch them up.

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elise: i don't know why you lied to me about having a child
harrison: sweetie i didnt lie about it honey
elise: oh really?
harrison: sweetie im sorty honey
i never ean t hurt you my love
just not happy with my mom's complain
elise: well I don't really care about your mom's complain right now
that was no reason to lie to me
harrison: sweetie plz im sorry honey
i swear to you i wont do such anymore baby

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harrison: sweetie i want to know if you had your banker stop the transfer you promised
elise: yes I did
harrison: okay so i should just let my mom know she shouldnt expect any funds in a bank account anymore right ?
elise: yes
harrison: okay sweetie but you promise to help me sweetie
elise: that was before you lied to me
harrison: honey im really sorry i didnt lie to know
harrison: but its okay
my mom really need that to pay the bills for my kid
harrison: i wish im in the states now
elise: first you tell me you have a daughter, then you tell me you have a son, then you tell me you don't have one and now you tell me it's a "kid"...so what is it really?
harrison: baby its a girl
But you seems to get upset very fast
well its okay
im really sorry i asked you to help me

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harrison: i guess i shouldnt have asked you for help in the first place
but im really sorry about that
i just hope you still love me
elise: I guess you should have told me the truth to begin with
harrison: okay im sorry about that honey
elise: well i have to get going
harrison: are you still willing to help me
elise: I'm leaving for california later today
harrison: okay so when do i get to talk to you again ?
elise: i don't know, it all depends if and when I get online again
harrison: are you still willing to help me
elise: is that all you care about?
harrison: Elise no
harrison: i care about you
elise: I have to get going
harrison: but you dont expect me to be happy when i know my kid isnt okay
elise: we can chat another time
harrison: okay buye if feel thats cool
i just wish i can do this all by myself

When all else fails...propose!

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harrison: baby i have been thinking about us dont know what you feel about us getting married ?
elise: I guess we'll see what the future brings
harrison: yea i know the future hold a brighter one for us honey
sweetie will you like to get married again ?
elise: some day maybe
harrison: well same here baby
and i would be glad if the woman i take to the alter is you my love
i want it to be you i say my vows too
elise: well I think it's too soon to be talking marriage
harrison: hmmm you very right honey but im alread having a view of how its gonna look thats day baby

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:34 am

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harrison: Yea sweetie had a lil accident yesterday at the training ground
But I'm okay tho
elise: I'm sorry to hear that but glad that you're okay
harrison: Yea thanks baby
elise: what happened?
harrison: Its an accidental discharge ------I am so not touching this!!! lol

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harrison: Sweetie okay if you still want me there you let me know I will be on the first flight down here on Monday
elise: you bet! and I'll be at the airport waiting for you!!
harrison: Lol
harrison: Sweetie that's gonna happen only if you are ready to pay for my flight to you honey
elise: excuse me? pay for your flight?
harrison: Common honey can't you do that for me ?
elise: there's no way for me to get the money to you by then by bank transfer
harrison: There's a card you can buy and send me the pin and I will get cash here
Sweetie you can even use moneypack online
elise: no, they're just as bad as the others
harrison: Lol
elise: what's so funny?
harrison: Sweetie common you can just do it online it won't bite your ass I promise
elise: from the New York Times headline: "Senate Panel to Look Into moneyp** Prepaid Scams"
elise: sorry, no way

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harrison I want to see you get more bursty when am back to state
do you take diet?
elise: I want to see you get more bursty - what does that mean??
harrison: I mean I want to see you get fat
elise: why?
harrison: You deserve it honey
elise: no i don't think so
you sound like it's a reward of some kind
harrison: It because you work almost every day now
elise: getting fat is not healthy
why would you want me to get fat anyway?
harrison: I will say no...but getting fat shows the excess of good living
elise: where do you get the idea that it shows the excess of good living?
harrison: A freind of mine in the office told me that some years ago

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 580

Wonderful bait, loving it!

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harrison I want to see you get more bursty when am back to state
do you take diet?
elise: I want to see you get more bursty - what does that mean??
harrison: I mean I want to see you get fat
elise: why?
harrison: You deserve it honey
elise: no i don't think so
you sound like it's a reward of some kind
harrison: It because you work almost every day now
elise: getting fat is not healthy
why would you want me to get fat anyway?
harrison: I will say no...but getting fat shows the excess of good living
elise: where do you get the idea that it shows the excess of good living?
harrison: A freind of mine in the office told me that some years ago

"get more bursty" sounds like de-education. Maybe go along with it? Ask him for recipes to help you gain weight? Or maybe he meant "busty" and he likes big boobs? Either way, here's to hoping he uses such lines on a potential romance victim and they twig and drop him.

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:43 pm

I told him that I would be glad to get nice and fat for him but he seems to be on to his next scheme:

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harrison: Sweetie are you gonna be free this weekend?
elise: why do you ask?
harrison: I want us to spend this weekend together in a resort
If you will let me
elise: if you want to come, that'd be fine with me
harrison: I can come pick you if you want
elise: what do you mean?
harrison: Or I give you the location and we meet there
What about we meeting up at the resort by friday
elise: what resort?
harrison: I'm gonna book for an executive suit for us both
elise: what resort?
harrison: Thinking about at Troy New york
elise: New York? But I'm in Florida
harrison: Troy New york
I know we could fly over by friday evening and back by sunday night

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 1:13 pm

Needless to say, he stood Elise up. Laughing

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:27 pm

Our contact was sketchy as I was in FL visiting relatives and not online a lot. Poor baby Harrison...but Elise gave him hell when she could.

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harrison: Sweetie I'm really sorry for not keeping my promise on the trip I wanted us to go
elise: right
harrison: Plus had to go for a surgery now
elise: really
harrison: Yea baby
elise: that's too bad
hope it went well
harrison: Sweetie not yet
elise: what do you mean?
harrison: I still need to pay some amount
I just paid 3,500
elise: well i'm sure you'll do just fine
harrison: Still need to get 4,800 paid
elise: well i'm sure you'll do just fine
harrison: My mom got 500 for me out of the 3,500 I paid but right now needs a balance of 4,800 honey
elise: thats nice
how has your weather been?
harrison: Can't say cause I'm in the sick bed right now
I'm on a life support right now
elise: so you have no window to look out of?
that's too bad
well i hope you feel better soon
harrison: Alking to you from my phone
elise: that's nice that you can still get on the internet with you being so sick and all
harrison: Elise ttyl doc must not see me using my phonee

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elise: what type of surgery?
well i guess you're busy so I
i'll get going
have a good weekend
harrison: Sorry
harrison: Nurse here
elise: thought you were gone
harrison: Spinal Surgery
elise: really. what type of spinal surgery?
harrison: Baby plz nurse must not know I have a phone here with me
Plz can't talk now
elise: whatever
well have a good surgery
and maybe we can chat when you're out of hte hospital

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elise: and you said your surgery is wednesday?
harrison: Yea my love
elise: well, sorry, i couldn't have the money to you anyway by then
harrison: Honey why ?
elise: because banks don't send money that fast
you'll have to get it some other way
harrison: Baby plz use money gram or western union
elise: no
i dont use those places
harrison: Baby you can use western union online my love
And my mom woul just go pick it up
You don't have to go to western union my love

harrison: Sweetie I need you to send 4800 to my mom innfor now
So she can pay the rest of the billz
I want to talk to you about the balance
Here is my moms infor name: Barbara a., city: sandy ridge , state NC zippcode: 27046
elise: BANK ACCOUNT ONLY
harrison: Baby what we have now is just the option of western union or money gram
Baby you are my only hope
Plz help me
Don't let me die
If you really love me you will do this for me honey
elise: I WILL DO IT ONLY BY BANK ACCOUNT TRANSFER
NO OTHER WAY
harrison: Okay have her prepaid vis card infor
elise: what are you talking about?
harrison: I'm sending you her visa carrd infor
Its geendot card
Here is her greendot prepaid card infor
Get it sent there
Card no:::: 5288520016xxxxx,exp:::: 12/17, cvv:: 5xx Tried to report the card but they weren't interested in doing anything about it.
elise: NO I SAID BANK ACCOUNT ONLY
harrison: Okay what are the infor you you need on a bank account
Baby she dosent have one right now
elise: well i guess i can't send you the money then
harrison: Rt #073972181 acct. 7000291xxxxxx bank meta bank
Oh I guess I should talk to you later then...but did you get the bank infor I sent to you
elise: yes
i thought you said she didn't have an account?
harrison: The metal bank
elise: i thought you said she didn't have an account?
harrison: She had to go open that cause she doesn't have one

Amazing how they can come up with a bank account when pushed up against the wall.

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:32 pm

I almost lost my coffee on this one...

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elise: what resort?
harrison: Thinking about at Troy New york

Troy....

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:28 pm

For a lad, that's probably heaven!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:52 pm

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elise: where are you now?
harrison: North carolina
And you ?
elise: what hospital?
harrison: its a specialist. Hospital honey
In sandy ridge
elise: so what's the name of the hospital? <pregnant pause while he googled>
harrison: Novant Health Kernersville Medical Center
elise: it looks like it's only an 8 hour drive
harrison: What you doing ?
elise: i could drive up to visit you and spend time there
harrison: Really honey
elise: yes, really
i have relatives in nc
i could visit them too
harrison: Hmm lovely when will that be sweetie ?
elise: i don't know
when do you think i should come?
harrison: Cn you make it by wed?
elise: yes i could
harrison: Okay good honey
That would be nice of you
elise: what room are you in?
harrison: My mom would really appreciate this
elise: what room are you in?
harrison: When you are ready to come I will tell you
Plus I just have to ask
elise: why don't you tell me now?
harrison: I was brought here on emergency
elise: so?
you're in a room
that has a room number
or should i just call the hospital and ask?
harrison: got to ask my mom baby she's not here
elise: well i can just call the hospital and ask what room you're in
no problem
harrison: When you still talking too me
elise: why not?
harrison: Lol okay
elise: what's with the lol's?
is your medication making you goofy?
harrison: Nope baby
elise: then what's so funny?
i'm confused
harrison: You don't just trust my opinion. Right
elise: what? what does your opinion have to do with your room number?
harrison: Baby okay let me say you don't have any trust for me hmmmm
elise: whatever
i'm going
i don't know what you are talking about
harrison: Okay
elise: and what that has to do with me finding out your room number so i know where to go when i get there
harrison: Its okay my love
elise: i'll talk to you later then
harrison: You make me feel you don't believe me when I said I'm gonna let you know my room number when you are ready to come
elise: what is the difference if you tell me now or later?
and why do you seem to not want to give it to me?
harrison: Sure I will I don't know it baby
I'm goona ask my mom as soon as she's here with me okay
I can stand right now baby
elise: it's okay, i can call the hospital and find out
harrison: Oor the nurse
elise: no problem

Now you know that Elise had to call this bluff...

BUSTED!! Laughing

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elise: funny that they say there is no one by your name in the hospital
harrison: Were are you now
What name?
elise: why?
harrison: Honey
elise: don't honey me
harrison: Did you tell them my name
Elise plz relax
elise: well, duh, of course
and don't tell me to relax
harrison: You don't jump in to conclusions plz
Common
elise: so tell me, then, why do they tell me that you're not there?
harrison: Baby plz
elise: well?
harrison: You need to be sure of what you saying okay
elise: I know what i am saying
harrison: You know in my condition
I can't argue
elise: you havent answered my question
harrison: Honey I'm there plzzz
Stop this baby plz
elise: the hospital says you aren't
no YOU stop it
harrison: Okay honey
elise: they told me there there was no one with your name at that hospital
why would they tell me that if it wasn't true?
harrison: Honey would I want you to come check me up in a place in not
elise: you are not in that hospital
why did you lie and say you were?
harrison: You are my heart and I won't want to joke with you
elise: you are not in that hospital
why did you lie and say you were?
harrison: I didn't for christ sake Elise
Plz believe me for once
Plz don't send me any money again
elise: could it be because they were telling the truth?
harrison: Elise I can't breath
elise: hahaha
right
you still haven't answered my question
could it be because they were telling the truth?
harrison: OMG
elise: cut the crap and just answer the question
harrison: ELISE I'm IN THE HOSPITAL
elise: no i don't think you are
harrison: BELIVE ME PLZ
elise: nope
not until you tell me why they said you weren't there
harrison: Give me your number again my mom she's gonna call you
no way
i wouldn't believe her either
if it's your mom
you still haven't answered my question
harrison: Then bye
You dear taalk in such manner about my mom
Damn
elise: cut the crap
because they're telling me the truth
harrison: Ok
elise: why did you lie to me?
harrison: Elise plz I'm not in tjhe mood to talk
You spoil my day
elise: i bet you're not
you didn't do anything good for my day either
i don't care if I spoiled your day
at least I got the truth
harrison: What truth
elise: even if it wasn't from you
that you are not in that hospital
THAT truth
harrison: Ok
elise: thanks for lying to me
that tells me just how much you "love" me
harrison: What else do you want me to say
I told you the truth you said no I'm a liar
elise: no you did not tell me the truth
the hospital says you are not there
why would they lie??????
harrison: Elise I don't know what else to say to you
elise: why would they lie??????
harrison: That's because maybe you asked the wrong information
elise: no
i didn't
i think they were telling me the truth
they have no reason to lie
harrison: I LOVE YOU ELISE.....plus I'm sick right now
elise: no you don't love me
you have lied to me about being in that hospital
why don't you just admit the truth?
harrison: Okay okay that's what you want
Okay
Okay
elise: yes the truth would be nice
harrison: I admit your truth
elise: what do you mean?
harrison: Elise I need to rest now got headache right now
And I believe that's as a result of the stress you just made me go through now
elise: oh right
harrison: Okay first let us start this trust thing by I will give you my yahoo I'd
harrison: Id
elise: could it be you have a headache because of the stress of lying
harrison: And password
elise: i don't want it
harrison: So u check my list
elise: all i want is the truth
about the hospital
harrisons: And you give me your
elise: why you told me you were there
and you're not
stop changing the subject
why did you lie to me about being in that hospital?
harrison: Now for the last time Elise yes I'm right at the hospital now
elise: you are not in that hospital
so give me the room number
what is the room number you're in?
what is the room number you're in?
can't give me one, can you?
because you're not in that hospital
goodbye
harrison: Hmmmm

I was laughing so much that hubby came downstairs to see what was going on. This the most fun I've had a in long time!!

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 12:01 am

Very nice conversation Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 7:57 pm

He is a particularly dense one.

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harrison: I'm sorry about yesterday
Didn't mean to make you upset
elise: so why did you lie to me?
harrison: My love why would I want to do such at this present condition I am
I won't want to try it
elise: because the hospital says you are not there
why would they say that?
harrison: Honey I don't know
elise: because you are not
that's why
i don't know why you just don't act like a man and admit it
harrison: I told my mom this lastnight
She's not just happy with me that I got you upset
elise: oh i bet
you are not at that hospital
harrison: Okay yea
elise: meaning?
harrison: Cause I don't want her to sart crying again
When I was unable to pay the bills
I told you I needed you to help me with 4800.00
But I don't know why you won't send it in time
elise: so tell me the truth, where are you now?
harrison: Home
elise: why lie to me?
why?
Harrison: In my mom's place
elise: and she was in on the lie too
harrison: Cause I still need to do the surgery
elise: nice family you have there
harrison: No
I told you she was upset that I didn't tell you
She said she thought I already tell you
elise: right. and if she had called me yesterday from "the hospital"...

harrison: Elise I'm sorry I asked you for money
elise: you should be sorry you lied like you did
harrison: I'm sorry I ask you to come over to the hospital

harrison: Baby I'm really sorry if I got you upset
Never mean to do that okay
elise: you mean you never meant to lie to me? or you never meant to get caught lying?
harrison: Baby plz you don't need this honey
elise: you're right - I don't need this

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:57 am

Quote:

harrison: hello
elise: hello
harrison: how you doing ?
elise: fine thanks
harrison: what you doing up late bby?
elise: watching tv
harrison: okay ell i realy miss you and hurt me you dont want me any more
elise: if you're going to start this crap I'm going to leave
eliif you really think that then why do you even bother talking to me?
stop playing these stupid games
harrison: Elise thats the reason i wasn't online for days
cause i know if i say hi you might call names again
and i have really been sad for days now seems like the world is closing down on me
hi dont know why i ove you so much
elise: i don't know why you even bother talking to me if you're going to do nothing but blame me for everything
you were the one who lied to me
harrison: im not blaming you for anythinghoney and i wount try it

harrison: okay here is it if you can pay for the balance of my surgery i promise never to ask for any cash from you again if i do then you shoud just let me know that i ony want money baby
elise: no you weren't honest with me. You said you were in the hospital. you could have been honest and told me you were at your mothers house
harrison: sweetie plz this time i promise never to blow this up i promise i will never lie to you Elise
I PROMISE

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:16 pm

Quote:

elise: well i guess you're busy so we can chat some other time
harrison: I'm not busy
Just feeling so much pain
elise: well if you don't feel like chatting we can some other time
well talk to you later than
harrison: Okay baby I will talk to you later I'm really in pain right now
elise: well i'm in a fair bit of pain now too and need to get up from this chair

Quote:

harrison: When I'm finally okay after my surgery I'm gonna pay you a visit
elise: that's nice to hear
have you thought about applying for obamacare?
harrison: Sweetie just scared about the implant I ws told they have to put in my forehead before I could get that
elise: what???
harrison: Yea or in my arm
elise: what implant?
harrison: That's why I went to a specialist hospital
elise: what implant?
harrison: The 666 sign
Didn't you know about it
elise: what bullshit are you talking about?
harrison: Baby you mean you not awear about this
elise: what are you talking about?

At this point, I was laughing so hard that I had to back away from the keyboard.

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:13 pm

Quote:

elise: have you thought about applying for obamacare?
harrison: Sweetie just scared about the implant I ws told they have to put in my forehead before I could get that

Quote:

harrison: The 666 sign

Words fail me, and that rarely happens!

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:22 pm

I had to google it...found it on snopes. I had never heard of it before.

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:34 am

There are times when they volunteer TMI:

Quote:

harrison: Baby I have tto use the rest room now

After he's been told that he has the wrong information about the 666 implant, he's just so happy...

Quote:

elise: I searched on what you mentioned about needing an implant...you've been given wrong information. You don't need any implant so you could apply for obamacare and it will take care of your surgery. Isn't that good news??
harrison: Yea it is my queen

Except that Elise was on vacation in Austria (and I guess mom's account was closed). So he gives her one account...

Quote:

scotia bank, Alberta (AB)
name on account: Bobbi jo
account number: 114xxxxxxxxx
routine number: 000211759

Then a bit later:

Quote:

harrison: got replies from the doc he said its was all a mistake..

And I get another account (supposedly the doctor's):

Quote:

The Provident Bank
name on acct: Alexander
Routing# 221272303
Acct.#0066xxxxxxx