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Fishead
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Sep 2015
Posts: 14
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:11 am |
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Yes, they'll brighten your day.
I think this one is very nice and gullible: join in on the fun if you like.
snipped email addy - jc
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HELLO
You are welcome to the great Illuminati temple, I want to let you know that if you belong to this brotherhood you will be famous. Secondly you will never lack of anything again in life, once you are initiated we are going to give you 4.5 million US D to start up a business and your business will be moving round the world than other people because things we are going to give you. once you use it to touch anything you are doing it will be success and the things are going to go higher than others
If you are ready to join us you have to come out with your information
1.Your Name.....
2. Your country........
3. Your occupation.......
4. Your phone number......
5.Photo of you.........
6.And you need to know that this is not a playing ground only if you are ready and you want to be famous you have to keep and don't brake the rules |
I mean:
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| once you use it to touch anything you are doing it will be success and the things are going to go higher than others |
Not sure what I need to use to touch anything... |
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Volnutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jul 2015
Posts: 64
Location: Somewhere over there
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Sun Sep 27, 2015 2:27 am |
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Hopefully I can turn him into an "Illuminations" worshipper before long  |
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Fishead
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Sep 2015
Posts: 14
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Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:46 am |
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Haha, well seems like I need to pay for the following items:
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(2) Note we shall be giving all information of you to the board members of the Illuminati group each time they want to have contact with you
LIST OF ITEMS NEEDED FOR THE INITIATION
*Lion skull
*urine of a virgin cock
*afiamen
*uwasi
*aganazi
*hair of 3 years old Eagle bird
*urine of a vulture
*india candle
*aglaki |
These are some odd initiation items, the illuminate lad has some imagination. |
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2073
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:50 am |
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Looks more like a spellcaster to me. |
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Fishead
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Sep 2015
Posts: 14
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Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:00 am |
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Dear Illuminate person,
Thank you for the e-mail. It's very clear.
Some of the listed items I already possess:
* urine of a virgin cock
* hair of 3 years old Eagle bird
* india candle
* Lion skull
Can we work on some kind of discount?
Also, I got a rather rare item which I think might help in the initiation process, you see, I was a profound member of People's Order Temple Against Technological Occupations (P.O.T.A.T.O. in short)
Anyway, we used to initiate people with a rare item: Dodo bird egg. These are Illigal from where I am from, but I got one (I wont go into the details of what I had done to get this rare item) Anyway, it might help in the initiation proces.
Im sure we can work something out.
Awaiting your personal letter.
Regards kev. |
Hope I can get him off script. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:26 am |
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I woud advise dropping this one. It reads too much like a spellcaster. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:35 am |
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I'll third that  , but if anyone is in the market for "urine of a virgin cock", Joker can probably help you out. |
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Fishead
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Sep 2015
Posts: 14
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Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:46 am |
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| I woud advise dropping this one. It reads too much like a spellcaster. |
What about it? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:52 am |
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Fishead
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Sep 2015
Posts: 14
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Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:48 pm |
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Ok fair enough. Seems indeed like an overly religious cult.
I shall end the bait therefor.
Thanks for pointing it out. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:54 pm |
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Thanks, Yasteb. |
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