you loi to me (Some NSFW Language)

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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:12 am

Yup it seems to be true I 'loid' to a Lad who is using his real name which, of course, is male but he is in love with Trucker John and as luck would have it he is a FaceBook friend (whoodathunkit?) of one of my female characters.

But enough about that let's have us a look at Jerry:

So you ask what was this loi? Well he gave me a Bank account and when he didn't hear from me he went a bit crazy. Oh well sucks to be him eh?

Quote:

Jerry Asshat:you don't message me
Jerry Asshat:and you told me you are going to send the money to me the next day
TJ: I just did Darling and I sure don't like being called no lair cause my Momma didn't raise no lairs no she didn't!
BUZZ!!!
TJ: Why you Buzzling me????
Jerry Asshat:did you send the money
Jerry Asshat:yes or no
Jerry Asshat:because l do not see anything
TJ: I sure did just like you tolds me to!
BUZZ!!!
Jerry Asshat:can you send me bank receipt
TJ: Wait just a minute here. All you is doing is being mean to me and I don't like it one bit no I don't!
Jerry Asshat:before i can go in for the money
TJ: I ain't talking bout no Money Sugar Butt until you apologizes to me and all proper like.
Jerry Asshat:what a have i Dan to you my love
TJ: You done called me a lair and that gets my Blood Boiling more than watching that old yeller get all hydrophobie even if I thinks he is gonna make it it does.
Jerry Asshat:am sorry my love
TJ: Say it likes you mean it or I is gonna log off ands I won't be coming back no I won't!
Jerry Asshat:Our future hangs on this note of apology! Accept it and change my life forever.
TJ: Now you write me a proper note of apology and I mean proper like on paper and sends it to my gmail before I gets angrier with you Honey Bun.
Jerry Asshat:in your gmeil
TJ: Yes now do it and do it with love or I is gonna go finds me someone else to settle down with and maybe open up aswan farm with by gawd!
Jerry Asshat:no
Jerry Asshat:don't fined anyone
TJ: I will if you don't get yer Apple butt in gear and do as I says cause I ain't joking here none at all!
Jerry Asshat:'m sorry for all the hurt I've caused
you and I regret the things I've
done. I've lost the 1 man I've ever
loved and it was cause of the things
I've done.
Jerry Asshat:sorry forgive
TJ: I done tolds you to write me a proper apology on paper and sends it to my gmail cause I ain'tlissening to any sweat words you is using here no I ain't!
Jerry Asshat:i lost your gmeil
Jerry Asshat:ok
TJ: Oh for Crying out load it's [email protected]
Jerry Asshat:i have send it
Jerry Asshat:forgive me
TJ: Gimme a few minutes and I will takes me a gander my little Gum drop.
Jerry Asshat:i don't get u mean
TJ: I is saying hold yer britches cause I needs to logs into my mail is what i is saying!
Jerry Asshat:ok my love
Jerry Asshat:don't that to me
TJ: Wellyou must be the lair cause there ain't nothing in my mailbox no there ain't!
Jerry Asshat:let send it angina
Jerry Asshat:i have send it
Jerry Asshat:If you won’t hold me, I’ll cry, if you won’t be with me, I may not survive and if you don’t accept this apology, I’ll surely die.
TJ: Now Little Laddy that looks almost proper but yer scan made it all blurry can you try and does it proper for me cause I can't reads none of it.
Jerry Asshat:i send New one too
Jerry Asshat:there is no light
Jerry Asshat:you receive it
Jerry Asshat:my love
TJ: Gives me a sec to checks so hang ons to yer britches if you is feeling me?
TJ: That sure is more better little laddy.
Jerry Asshat:have you forgiving me
TJ: I will needs to read this tonight and gives you my answer in the morning Darling
Jerry Asshat:ok what about the bank receipt
Jerry Asshat:you will it send it to me
TJ: I will talks with you in the morning my little Baked Potato.

Well at least he did apologize right?

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:08 am

So just a quick chat no wait I mean a really long chat with lots of gaps as this lad is really really really slow. Essentially I'm setting him up to see if he will produce another Bank account tomorrow although I have my doubts:

Quote:

TJ: Hey Darling
Jerry Asshat:hi
TJ: How is you today Baby Doll?
Jerry Asshat:am doing good and you
TJ: Oh not so bad just along day with the hammer down is all.
Jerry Asshat:i have send the money for the airtime
TJ: I ain't getting you Little Laddy.
Jerry Asshat:did you send the money
TJ: I gosh done tolds you I did didn't I?
Jerry Asshat:why
TJ: What?
Jerry Asshat:i don't have anything on me now my mummy is sick
TJ: What part of I sent you the money ain't you getting my Banana cream pie?
Jerry Asshat:i don't get you
TJ: I SENTS YOU THE FUCKING MONEY!
Jerry Asshat:wen
Jerry Asshat:then send me bank receipt
Jerry Asshat:before i can go for it
TJ: Well you should be able to check with your bank can't you?
Jerry Asshat:my love you need to send the bank set
Jerry Asshat:you need to send me the information about the money
TJ: Well I spose I could go to the bank in the morning and get that dang receipt if it's so dang important my little Buttercup.
Jerry Asshat:ok
Jerry Asshat:i will be happy for that
TJ: Well then I will checks in tomorrow and gives you what you is deserving then my Little Buttered Scone.
Jerry Asshat:are u at sleep
TJ: Nay little laddy but Iis about to go down to the diner and gets me some supper cause I gots me a hankering for liver and onions I do.
TJ: I best be strapping the feed bag on so i'll catch you on the flip flop if you gets my meaning?
Jerry Asshat:ok

Meanwhile at the same time on the other side of the US of A Jerry is wooing another love interest:

Quote:

Darla: Why did I spoil your day Honey? I did nothing wrong????
Jerry Asshat: u did spoil my days
Jerry Asshat: no message no calling to how can i be happy
Darla: wwwaht? I did message you and I am chatting with you now!!!!!
Jerry Asshat: not today
Darla: You are a mean mean man!!!!! Crying!!!!!
Jeremy Asshat:: sorry
Darla: Why are you treating me like this???? I am woman who is nice to you and cares unregardlessly hoping for something more better and then am abused like it’s some sort of Spanish Inquisition. I never expected that!
Jerry Asshat: Mmmmmm let me ask u something
Darla: Well go ahead you’ve already ruined my night!
Jerry Asshat: I want to hear your vice
Darla: I'm not ready to let you near my vice because you are acting like some sort of dominatrix man who wants to whip his girls into shape and I am not that kind of girl at least on the first date!
Jerry Asshat: what is that darla
Jerry Asshat: why did you say that
Darla: Because you are treating me like I am your personal proprietary and that is not how a gentleman treats a lady like me that's why!!!!
Jerry Asshat: i need to no more about you
Jerry Asshat: that why I ask
Darla: You need to grow up and learn some manners before you can be with a girl like me!
Jerry Asshat: u fuck me up
Jerry Asshat: thet is an insult to me
Jerry Asshat: that is an insult to me
Darla: Jerry I have no idea what you are talking about and if you think using romantic words like that can win me over then you are bargaining up the wrong tree.
Jerry Asshat: this not the time for as to fight
Darla: You are the one biting a gift hoarse in the mouth!
Jerry Asshat: its time for love
Jerry Asshat: forgive me okay
Darla: I will need to shlep on it because I'm all hot and buttered now.
Jerry Asshat: why are u hot
Darla: Am hot under the color because you are being mean to me that's why. I even told my Boss the nice Mister Krok about you today thinking you were a good man.
Jerry Asshat: your boss you told her about me
Darla: I did because I thought you were a very nice man and that maybe I could get you a job but now I feel like a macaroon.
Jerry Asshat: I feel lost in love with you. Only togetherness can do this. Your love conquers my thoughts all the time. I love you big time
Darla: Mr. Man you had better steep up to the platter because it doesn't take a rocket appliance to figure out where this might lead.
Jerry Asshat: sorry am mean to you i need someone who care about me and are life
Jerry Asshat: darla am going to love you the way i love my mummy
Darla: How do I know you are the man for me and aren't just yanking my chain mail?
Jerry Asshat: but i let you told your boss about me
Jerry Asshat: it thinks a day to no someone
Jerry Asshat: my love
Darla: If you behave like a proper gentleman and treat me rightly I might consider thinking the same and maybe finding a way for us to be together.
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: i day will came so that we can be together
Jerry Asshat: don't you believe it
Darla: I did earlier today Jeremiah until you were so so cruel to me!
Jerry Asshat: mm
Darla: I am going now.
Jerry Asshat: Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were actually the things that mattered!
Jerry Asshat: to
Jerry Asshat: sleep
Jerry Asshat: i do love you darla you are my life
Darla: You are acting sweater than before but am still hurt by your words so let me think about this and maybe we can talk turnkey tomorrow but I am not promising anything at the moment.

Nice Mister Krok? Hmmm I wonder what that might be all about....

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:26 pm

"No one expects the Spanish inquisition!" ROFL

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:13 am

^Hey you actually read it!!! Dang er thanx?

Nothing much to report tonight as I was kinda Bizzay doing other stuff like drinkin' and canoodlin' and no wait er never mind:

Quote:

Jerry Asshat: u are back home
Darla: Am here Jerry
Jerry Asshat: my mummy ask of you today
Darla: Really?
Jerry Asshat: she sayed she need to see and told her that it not yet to came down to. African
Darla: Is that a good thing Jerry?
Jerry Asshat: why
Jerry Asshat: do u went to come to African
Darla: To tell you the truth my Love Muscle I have never thought about it before.
Jerry Asshat: youlove music more than me
Darla: I never said that to you! Why are you being mean again???
Jerry Asshat: so baby well u came to African
Jerry Asshat: am not mean to sorry
Jerry Asshat: my went to see you
Jerry Asshat: she Will be happy for that
Darla: Honey I don’t know as this is all so sudden.
Jerry Asshat: how is ur boss
Jerry Asshat: so what are we going to do about it
Darla: I need time to think Baby.
Jerry Asshat: if you wish
Jerry Asshat: or you went me come there too
Darla: I had thought maybe you'd come here because I might be able to get you a job. I need to go now Honey can we talk later?
Jerry Asshat: i will be happ that
Jerry Asshat: to do what
Jerry Asshat: can you help out my love
Darla: I need to go but I will be around tomorrow okay?
Jerry Asshat: where
Jerry Asshat: back to work
Darla: Yes dinner with a new client he calls himself Colonel Slanders.

If nothing else I had Dinner with Colonel Slanders....

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:25 pm

Not much of an update but he gave me account number two without any argument. Sadly chatting with him is like watching paint dry so it took almost a day and a half.

Lucky for me I don't really have to pay attention to him eh?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:29 am

I didn't really feel like chatting with my Jerry tonight but I have been ignoring him lately so hey why not pick a bit of a fight?

Quote:

Jerry Asshat: i can see it anything call love form u
Jerry Asshat: i need to talk to u on fon
Darla: Wwhat?
Jerry Asshat: can send me ur number
Jerry Asshat: to talk to u on cell
Darla: But we just met Hunny.
Jerry Asshat: it these not matter
Jerry Asshat: mummy do ask for all day
Darla: What do you mean it doesn’t matter?
Jerry Asshat: u sayed we just met on line
Darla: Well we did didn’t we?
Jerry Asshat: ok you say so why if u do love me than send me your number my love
Jerry Asshat: all should i send my to u
Darla: We can do that once we know each other better
Jerry Asshat: thought that we can no each
Jerry Asshat: i call u and also call me too
Jerry Asshat: than we can move on it life
Darla: Read what i wrote above and do not try to pressurize me.
Jerry Asshat: not that
Jerry Asshat: can help me
Jerry Asshat: not that my love i need no u more then my self
Darla: I have absolutely no idea what you are asking me.
Jerry Asshat: i need something form u
Darla: Huh?
Jerry Asshat: not your money am asking for all need now love and care
Jerry Asshat: well u
Darla: Aww that’s sweat.
Jerry Asshat: send me ur picture so that i will feel happy New picture
Darla: My pictures are on FB silly.
Jerry Asshat: that is old
Darla: You are calling me old???? How dare you!
Jerry Asshat: not that darla i mean that u are old
Jerry Asshat: all that am saying is send me picture
Darla: YOU WROTE - "i mean that u are old"
Jerry Asshat: that onec to i have talk a look that is why am asking for New one
Jerry Asshat: why are saying that too me
Darla: You said it to me you mean mean man.
Jerry Asshat: am talking about the picture my love
Darla: I know what you are talking about Mister.
Jerry Asshat: what let me no
Darla: You come on here demanding things against my wishes then call me old. That's what you are saying!!!!!
Jerry Asshat: you are not old in my eyes
Jerry Asshat: ok
Darla: Maybe I’ll take this old body and go to bed.
Jerry Asshat: are you going to sleep
Darla: YES!
Jerry Asshat: not now love

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:13 pm

This one keeps getting stranger and stranger. He was kinda fun when handing out Bank accounts but this stuff is really dragging on:

Quote:

Jerry Asshat: how is work today
Darla: Busy but I’ll be home in a few hours.
Jerry Asshat: am not feeling ok
Darla: What’s wrong Baby?
Jerry Asshat: my mummy
Darla: Aww tell me more okay?
Jerry Asshat: i was at work my sister call me that mummy is sick
Darla: What sort of sickness Hunny?
Jerry Asshat: i don’t know
Jerry Asshat: am about ask
Darla: Please tell me as soon as you find out.
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: she her stomach
Jerry Asshat: she feel pain in her stomach
Darla: Hopefully it isn’t too serious.
Jerry Asshat: yes
Jerry Asshat: i do no what do now
Darla: Maybe you should visit her?
Jerry Asshat: am at home now
Darla: Then go to her.
Jerry Asshat: am in her room chating
Darla: Oh
Jerry Asshat: see i do no what do now
Darla: I don’t understand Baby.
Jerry Asshat: i must send my mummy to the hospital now she can do anytine
Jerry Asshat: i can los my sweet mother
Darla: Then take her to the hospital.
Jerry Asshat: if she chat to you
Jerry Asshat: we can don't have your number
Jerry Asshat: so how can you take to my mummy
Darla: I think your mother needs a doctor not a phone call from me.
Jerry Asshat: i don't get you
Jerry Asshat: she can do anything for now
Darla: Huh?
Jerry Asshat: if you can send your number she can talk to you
Darla: Let me get this straight...your Mother is sick and you think she will be cured if she speaks with me on the phone?
Jerry Asshat: i love my mummy so much she is the only one i have no papaa
Jerry Asshat: i don't no darla
Jerry Asshat: maybe she can do it
Darla: I hope she gets better but I think you should take her to a doctor just in case.
Jerry Asshat: we are on a way
Darla: need to step out for a bit but will be back. Please keep me updated okay Hunny?
Jerry Asshat: ok my love Good bye

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:48 am

this is seriously weird, there are other, more effective ways to get you phone number...

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 11:12 pm

Sad news Gang...Jerry Asshat seems to be avoiding Trucker John after only two Bank accounts and his Mother died:

Quote:

Jerry Asshat: i can do anything in life now
Jerry Asshat: so wen are going to visit me in African
Darla: I was hoping you would come to the United State.
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: so what are going to about it my love
Jerry Asshat: because of your job they why you come to visit me
Jerry Asshat: if you can help me to come i will be happy
Darla: Hunny I can talk to my Boss the nice Mr. Krok about it.
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: let Mr ask what job am i going to do
Jerry Asshat: or u need me to join you
Jerry Asshat: my love answer me off to sleep
Darla: Sweat dreams Hunny. I'll get back to you with what he says okay?
Jerry Asshat: am not sleeping my love
Darla: ok
Jerry Asshat: less chat ok
Jerry Asshat: i need to join inn your work
Darla: You mean it Hunny?
Jerry Asshat: yes

At least he wants to travel eh?

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:24 pm

The lad is really getting Whiny:

Quote:

Jerry Asshat: am also feeling sick
Jerry Asshat: can help me an amount of 100 u s d
Jerry Asshat: Mmmmm
Darla: You want me to give you money?
Jerry Asshat: help me
Jerry Asshat: use all my money on my mummy die
Jerry Asshat: well you help darla
Jerry Asshat: did you ask boss
Darla: I will today Hunny.
Jerry Asshat: ok you can call me ask DIALAMUGU Ghana
Jerry Asshat: i need to join you
Jerry Asshat: i have one inn life now
Jerry Asshat: my love
Jerry Asshat: i have not eating
Darla: Awww Hunny that is sad but I need you to be strong okay? I talked to my Boss and he seemed receptive.
Jerry Asshat: can we chat for sometime
Darla: Why the sad face Mr. Man?
Jerry Asshat: no food for me today
Jerry Asshat: because the money i used it
Darla: Hunny I might be able to get you a job here in the United State and then you will be rich and we will be together.
Jerry Asshat: not rich to be feer
Darla:?
Jerry Asshat: can send my picture to see how am looking
Darla: I’d like that Sweaty.
Jerry Asshat: that is me
Jerry Asshat: anything on me
Darla: You are a big strong sexy man.

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:19 am

Asshat is becoming more and more better by the minute. It seems he has some talents and really wants to come to the United State:

Quote:

Jerry Asshat: am ok today
Jerry Asshat: how are we going by your job
Darla: Hey Hunny. Can we talk about you working over here?
Jerry Asshat: ok my love
Jerry Asshat: i send u my number to u
Jerry Asshat: and if any information send it to me
Darla: Baby as you know I work as a talent scout for a company and I need to find out what you might be able to do for us.
Jerry Asshat: am i design as will
Darla: Sorry Hunny I don't understand.
Jerry Asshat: I used computer to design
Darla: Baby we make movies and music and are always looking for talent. Have you ever thought about being an actor or a raper?
Jerry Asshat: yes
Jerry Asshat: if u can help me out
Darla: I'd be happy to help you out and then we could be together like we planned right?
Jerry Asshat: yes my love
Jerry Asshat: if u can
Darla: Hunny can you give me your personal email so I can pass it onto our Administrative assistant Anita?
Jerry Asshat: Jeremiahasmah [email protected]
Darla: Thank you my love. I'm sure she will be in touch this week and then we can start planning our future together.
Jerry Asshat: i well need it ok
Jerry Asshat: can i her your voice today
Darla: Maybe later Hunny as they don't like me making personal calls at work. Once you are working with us we can talk all the time.
Darla: I'd best get back to work but I will have Anita get in touch with you okay Baby?
Jerry Asshat: you say so
Jerry Asshat: send me one picture today
Jerry Asshat: what time
HE SENT A PICTURE OF AFRICA
Darla: Did you make this yourself Hunny?
Jerry Asshat: yes
Jerry Asshat: are you back form work
Jerry Asshat: i don't have peppers for outside
Darla: Hunny if you are a good fit then we will take care of all of that for you. Isn’t that great news????

So you want to see his Fancy Art? Careful as once you see it it cannot be unseen...okay just funning but dang wtf and heck and other words:

Just remember Gentle reader, he made this all by himself.

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 3:52 pm

Yes, it takes REAL talent to copy and paste stuff like that from a clip art web page. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:43 am

^We are working on the 'talent' portion but so far he is one lazy Lad:

Quote:

Jerry Asshat: i need help form u now
Darla: Whats wrong Hunny?
Jerry Asshat: can you make a c v for me now
Jerry Asshat: Mrs Anita ask for my c v and a picture too
Darla: Yes that will be part of employment my love.
Jerry Asshat: and asking you can you help me with that
Jerry Asshat: the cv
Darla: Don't you have a current one Hunny?
Jerry Asshat: am trying to have one
Jerry Asshat: if also can help me
Darla: I can look at it after if you'd like.
Jerry Asshat: i don't get you
Jerry Asshat: I will like
Jerry Asshat: i need to move from African
Darla: And I want you in the United State too my love.
Jerry Asshat: then help me with c v today
Jerry Asshat: Anita sayed i should send it no Monday morning
Jerry Asshat: i don't went to loss you
Darla: Awww that's sweat.
Jerry Asshat: help me today
Jerry Asshat: ok
Darla: Hunny I am going to a concert in a bit and won't be back until tomorrow. I can proof read it then.
Jerry Asshat: i need to show u something
Darla: ok
Jerry Asshat: that is the work
Darla: Did you make that Baby?
Jerry Asshat: no that is your page
Darla: That isn’t our page.
Jerry Asshat: yes i did it too
Jerry Asshat: it's in pat of your page too
Jerry Asshat: if you love me. send me the company logo
Darla: Hunny the logo is on your application.
Jerry Asshat: who is that
Darla: I’m not sure why do you ask?
Jerry Asshat: that is anita
Darla: She is prettier than that.
Jerry Asshat:ok
Darla: Do you like Anita?
Jerry Asshat: no
Jerry Asshat: are you going to send me the c v
Darla: Baby we need you to create it.
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: so what work am going to do
Jerry Asshat: i need to no
Jerry Asshat: than how can i get the visa
Darla: Hunny write up your cv and be honest. Tell Anita all about yourself
Jerry Asshat: am on it
Jerry Asshat: she is the one going to send it too me
Darla: You will do just fine Baby. I have faith in you.
Darla: I need to go now my love. Kissses
Jerry Asshat: mmmm
Jerry Asshat: am i going to used my fon
Jerry Asshat: why it's that don't to send me your number
Jerry Asshat: good morning
Jerry Asshat: am Dan
Darla: Sorry Hunny?
Jerry Asshat: if don't give you message i wil
Darla: I am here my love.
Jerry Asshat: what is going on today
Darla: It is a lazy Sunday for me Baby. What have you been doing?
Jerry Asshat: anything my love
Jerry Asshat: I miss u
Darla: Awww
Jerry Asshat: am Dan with my c v
Darla: That is great news sweatie. Did you send it to Anita?
Jerry Asshat: tomorrow
Jerry Asshat: well i send my picture too it
Darla: You are a good lad aren’t you?
Jerry Asshat: yes
Jerry Asshat: can u give me call
Jerry Asshat: if not you don't need me in your life
Darla: Wwhat are you saying????
Jerry Asshat: i need to her your voice
Darla: But you said you don't want me???? Crying...All you stupid men are the same!!
Jerry Asshat: i don't say that
Darla: You just did! Why are you so cruel??
Jerry Asshat: A THUMBS UP EMOTICON
Darla: What the heck does that mean Mr. Man?
Jerry Asshat: you are now calling Mr man
Darla: Answer me!!
Jerry Asshat: i forget something in line
Jerry Asshat: heck mean luck
Darla: Huh?
Jerry Asshat: Yes
Jerry Asshat: now am eating
Darla: What are you having?
Jerry Asshat: yam
Darla: Your Yams Yummy?
Jerry Asshat: that is an African food
Darla: ok. Is it a type of meat?
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: i an happy to see u
Darla: Really????
Jerry Asshat: am happy to see u
Jerry Asshat: yes
Jerry Asshat: are u also happy
Darla: You made me scared and worried earlier but I'm happy that we are more better now.
Jerry Asshat: ok my love
Jerry Asshat: can u make me happy man today
Darla: I will try Hunny.
Jerry Asshat: don't say that say u will
Darla:?
Jerry Asshat: send me your picture so that i will be happy
Darla: Hunny did you fill out the application??
Jerry Asshat: yes
Darla: Backin a sec Hunny.
Jerry Asshat: why
Jerry Asshat: are u going to check it
Darla: I can if you want.
Jerry Asshat: what
Darla: You want me to look at your application???
Jerry Asshat: yes do that for me
Darla: Are you going to send it to Anita?
Jerry Asshat: yes
Jerry Asshat: if am not abul that u can do that for me
Jerry Asshat: because tomorrow have work to do
Darla: Why don't you send it to her now?
Jerry Asshat: to u
Darla: ok
Jerry Asshat: you also can do it for me
Jerry Asshat: you. do have my e mail
Darla: send it to [email protected]
Darla: Can you do that now Hunny?
Jerry Asshat: can't you do it for me
Jerry Asshat: maybe it will not be correct
Darla: Mail it to me okay?
Jerry Asshat: then tomorrow
Jerry Asshat: because i don't have data
Darla: Hunny I stuck my neck out for you so please don't let me down.
Jerry Asshat: THUMBS UP EMOTICON
Darla: What exactly does that mean?
Jerry Asshat: the symbol
Jerry Asshat: luck
Jerry Asshat: am don't let u down
Jerry Asshat: send me the picture my love
Darla: Only if you send me and Anita the documents.
Jerry Asshat: Oooooo she is the one to have it
Jerry Asshat: she i send to her
Darla: Are you being truthful with me Jerry?
Jerry Asshat: yes my love
Darla: Then we are one step closer to being together my love.
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: but send to me
Jerry Asshat: i must see
Darla: I'll show you everything once I know you aren't yanking my chain mail.
Jerry Asshat: if u do love me
Jerry Asshat: but an then with evertin Anita ask for
Jerry Asshat: and why u can send me the pictures
Jerry Asshat: you don't went me to see yr picture
Darla: I'll let you see everything once I know you aren't making bark up the pine tree.
Jerry Asshat: means of pin tree
Jerry Asshat: well u
Darla: Just United State slang like saying don't count your chickens before going for the snatch.
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: so wen are you going to send it. if u can not do it let me no
Darla: I'd send it now if I knew you had sent the documents to Anita. Want me to ask her?

Sooo this took a day or so of my life and I don't really know if the Lad has done what he was supposed to do to begin with. Oh well I learned how to perfect a Hangman's Noose, Crochet and this Dance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Even Yoda would have difficulty understanding what this lad is saying. Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:51 am

Quote:

Just United State slang like saying don't count your chickens before going for the snatch

Oh really?

This is such a lazy lad, he won't even put together a cv.

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:43 pm

Why do I bother????

Quote:

Darla: Hunny???
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: yes
Jerry Asshat: i hop you have my e mail
Darla: Let me check ok?
Jerry Asshat: ok
Jerry Asshat: now
Darla: You didn't send me an email Hunny.
Jerry Asshat: and if you can do that for me i Will be very happ guy
Jerry Asshat: and i can forget you in my life
Jerry Asshat: you ask for it sometime ago
Jerry Asshat: look thought the chat
Darla: Sweatie yes I have your email but you were supposed to send your application to Anita. Why are you doing this to me??? I stuck my neck out for you!!!!
Jerry Asshat: my love are light over her it not in Ghana now that is why i ask to that for me
Jerry Asshat: the light which am going to reply. is no more
Jerry Asshat: so can u do that for me Plc
Darla:Do what?
Jerry Asshat: reply the application employment
Jerry Asshat: in my mail for me
Jerry Asshat: there is no light in my house
Darla: Yet you can message me and make me look like a fool in front of all of Hitlanta?????
Jerry Asshat: not That
Jerry Asshat: i don't no what am using to chat
Jerry Asshat: you can don't do that for me
Darla: Listen to me and listen to me good Mr. Man! I gave you an opportunity and you said you were serious yet now you are acting like some sort of Wishy Warshy Accra City Faggot?
Jerry Asshat: why u doing that to me
Jerry Asshat: off line
Darla: You promised me and I promised Anita yet you blather about it being my fault??? WTF???

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:51 am

Snotty lad that has no work ethic.

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:32 pm

This one is really getting on Darla's nerves (NSFW):

Quote:

Jerry Asshat: am my way to town
Jerry Asshat: today is mummy 2 weeks she die
Darla: Aww that’s sooo sad.
Jerry Asshat: yes
Jerry Asshat: i can forget My sweet. Mummy
Darla: ok
Jerry Asshat: i can you send me some money
Darla: Hunny you need to fill out the job application.
Jerry Asshat: i have Dan it
Darla: Did you send it to Anita?
Jerry Asshat: yes
Jerry Asshat: but anything best
Darla: Can you mail it to me as well?
Jerry Asshat: i have clear my page
Jerry Asshat: one more tine
Jerry Asshat: let anita send me the application
Jerry Asshat: to this e mail [email protected]
Darla: So you haven't filled out the application but want Anita to send it to you for the fiftieth Fucking time? She is fed up with you and won't hire you if you keep behaving like an complete ASS HAT and wasting her time and mine you Dick Headed moron.
Jerry Asshat: not like that we have a problem with are light system
Darla: I don't care. You have hurt me and made me look stupid for recommending you for Fuck sakes. If you don't fill out the application then leave us alone ASS HOLE.
Jerry Asshat: my account also as been black
Jerry Asshat: hat is why send it to me in New r mail i have giving it to you
Jerry Asshat: so that i can finish it to day
Jerry Asshat: in my old mail
Jerry Asshat: or the New one
Darla: sent it to the new mail. Now fill it out and quit making me look like a Fucktard in front of my co-workers.
Jerry Asshat: ok my love
Jerry Asshat: That is Katejohnson
Darla: I don’t give a flying Fuck who or what that is! Just fill the Fucking thing out and make it Snappy Shit Head.
Jerry Asshat: ok my love
Jerry Asshat: I love so much
Darla: Tell me when you have completed it and sent it to me and Anita okay Shit for Brains?
Jerry Asshat: tomorrow

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:46 pm

I love seeingDarla pull the "snappy" card-how many times has a lad pulled that on you?

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:09 am

^Yeah but Lads use Sanpy for some reason....

NSFW:

Quote:

Asshat: Am using a PC for that
Darla: You are supposed to fill the Fucking application out using a Fucking pen
Asshat: Oooo
Asshat: it dark
Darla: You are making absofuckinglutely no sense!!!!!
Asshat: why
Asshat: do you say that to me
Darla: Why? Because you are making no Fucking sense and are driving me Batshit insane with your moronic comments and complete lack of any qualities that one would associate with intelligence in any way or form that's why! Calling you Stupid would be an insult to Stupid people and a compliment to you.
Asshat: but i told you to help me out
Darla: FUCK OFF! Take a long walk off a short pier you complete waste of skin. There are no words in my language that adequately describe how much of a Fuckhead you are.
Asshat: ok Dan i must print out
Asshat: baby do you love me
Darla: I did until you loid to me ASS HOLE DOUCHE CANOE AND well I bet you get the idea? Wait no you won’t will you?
Asshat: am on it
Darla: I am busy quit pestering me.
Asshat: busy for what Darla
Darla: WORK. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
Asshat: ok if Say i should leave u am going to that too
Darla: SHUT THE FUCK UP
THE NEXT DAY
Asshat: i don't like the way u are chating
Asshat: should i send the picture of. the application to u
Darla: ok
Asshat: that is the application
Darla: Yes I know that is the Fucking application because I sent the Fucking thing to you for Fuck sakes!
Asshat: it's 7 pages
Asshat: and one tin too the pepper repeat it self
Darla: Yes that’s for emphasis
Asshat: ok i left some page
Asshat: and some pat too it ass been written starting salary and ending salary to should i live it
Darla:Huh?
Asshat: now you can see l have the application employment pepper
Darla: Have you emailed it to me?
Asshat: it left with one more to finish it up
Darla: Which you will finish when precisely?
Asshat: that is the references and application information, artistic thinking
Asshat: and others
Asshat: call me
Darla: Call you what?
Asshat: to her your voice
Darla: Fill out the application and you will get what you deserve.
Asshat: that is not my problem
Darla: Nor is it mine. See ya Stupid.
Asshat: am almost Dan
Asshat: anything time you try to insult me why. what have i Dan to you
Darla: You have humiliated, embarrassed and made me pull my hair out with your constant lois but other than that I kinda like you.
Asshat: all i need is time. am also working too
Asshat: if there is no time how can fill the application

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:37 pm

This Clown was a bit uppity but I let him rant and ramble hoping he might (yeah right) fill out his application:

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Quote:

Asshat: what are doing now my love
Darla: Hey Hunny I was wondering where you got to.
Asshat: u dont care about me any more if you care you give me message
Asshat: but you will not do that
Darla: I posted my picture just for you didn't I?
Asshat: all you no is i should send application
Asshat: i have not see any tine
Darla: Baby if you send the application then we will be together.
Asshat: no you just send me your e mail
Darla: Isn't that what you asked for my Sweats?
Asshat: i see today
Asshat: have ever call my line before since i give my number
Asshat: any tin show that you love me
Darla: My love I have told you that once you fill out the application that you will get everything you deserve.
Asshat: i no
Darla: So you are more than a week overdue...any progress Sweatie?
Asshat: but something first
Darla: ?
Asshat: what should i used to send the application
Darla: Just email it to me Baby.
Asshat: i have not eating to
Asshat: you can say let me send this and use to send the application. that is not good for ass
Darla: Um I'm not sure what to say....
Asshat: you need me and also need you in my life too. if you care you can do something for me before i will come
Asshat: you are sure for what am saying
Darla: I don’t think I know what you’re saying if you know what I’m saying?
Asshat: all is that i don t have money on me to send the application
Darla: Hunny all you need to do is attach it in an email then I will send you some money.
Asshat: ok what about Anita don't accept application to
Asshat: dan what am i go to about that
Asshat: tell me
Darla: Don't you worry about Anita leave her to me okay?
Asshat: do you love me foe sure
Darla: Aww of course I do Baby.
Asshat: ok you say so
Asshat: my love can send me money so that i can able to send the application to tomorrow my love help me plc
Asshat: all that i need from you now
Darla: Sweatie I will send you some money as soon as you email the application. We've been through this a few dozen times haven't we?
Asshat: ok do get me will any tin on me all will talk a pic of it to you but i can scan it to you my love all that i can do for now
Asshat: becoz anything on me today have not eating
Asshat: someone compute that am using to chat
Asshat: no airtime to call anybody
Darla: Just scan the application then and I'll make sure you get what you deserve.
Asshat: i don t have that money to do that scan
Asshat: in Ghana one scan 100gh
Asshat: and the page are almost 7 pages
Asshat: all will be 700Gh
Asshat: if you need me you will do that for me as will my
Asshat: love
Asshat: my friend is coming for he compute
Asshat: if you have something to say. say if now my love i am on line
Darla: Then why don't you either have your friend scan the application for you or take pictures of it. If the pictures work out there won't be a problem will there?
Asshat: ok dan will do that my selfie
Asshat: goodbye
Darla: Where are you going my love?

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:05 pm

This Clown keeps blathering on and for some reason I put up with it:

Quote:

Asshat: hi my love
Darla: Baby I was worried about you.
Asshat: my call get lost
Darla: Sorry my love I don't understand.
Asshat: why
Darla: Um because I don't know what you mean.
Asshat: my fon get loss
Asshat: am using my friend computer
Darla: Oh now I get you mor
e betterly.
Asshat: ok
Darla: I missed you sooo much Sweatie.
Asshat: me too what is going tonight
Darla: Me so horny.
Asshat: ok
Asshat: my love send me ur picture
Darla: I will but first tell me if you are a good lad.
Asshat: why
Darla: Why not?
Asshat: my papa call me to this hometown so give out the application to a friend of to send it to u
Darla: So did he send it my love?
Asshat: wen a return back home now i ask he about it and told me that he also went to join you company as will
Asshat: thet he told me
Darla: Is he a raper?
Asshat: yes
Asshat: but am not a repar
Asshat: i am
Darla: Hunny I know you are a raper because that's the only way a lad like your self can get yourself some agreed? So who is this friend?
Asshat: a good friend of my
Asshat: he like a bother to me
Darla: We all have a few friends like that.
Asshat: ok
Asshat: my love let me ask u something
Darla: ok
Asshat: they is some one over her to do my visa for me
Darla: So what's your question Hunny?
Asshat: i am the one going yto do my visa
Darla: And?
AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY.
Asshat: are u at sleep
Darla: Nope. I asked a question and you didn't answer.
Asshat: yes
Asshat: and how is ur boss
Darla: My Boss is good.
Asshat: can u send me the picture
Asshat: question
Darla: Huh?
Asshat: what u went to ask me
Darla: Um I was asking you about your Visa because you mentioned it.
Asshat: that is why i was asking u that someone over her going to it for me
Darla: ok
Asshat: yes or no
Darla: I'm not sure what you are asking me Hunny.
Asshat: ok
Asshat: my love the picture
Asshat: because u have my
Darla: Huh?
Asshat: can u do that for me
Darla: Get you a Visa?
Asshat: by my self
Darla: Yes I can arrange that my sweats.
Asshat: than i can make it
Darla: BUT you need to fill out the application first.
Asshat: because u no what am going thou
Asshat: i am Dan
Darla: Hunny for the last time without the application I cannot help you. I doubt that has any meaning to you because you will never get it but I try and try and try and try and try and try…Tis trying really.

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:27 am

Yeah it still trickles on:

Quote:

Darla: You don't love me and don't want to come to the United State it seems.
Asshat: Not that ok
Asshat: Am trying to get the application from my friend
Darla: Am tired of your Fucking excuses and lois!
Asshat: ok then bye
Darla: Thank you for breaking my heart you Basturd!
Asshat: I have not Dan anything to u my love u are the one
Darla: You made me look like an Idiot for recommending you to my work didn't you?
Asshat: No if u well need me u help me out
Darla: I tried to help you but you are too fucking lazy to give a flying Fuck about anything.
Asshat: Say what ever u need to say now to me ok
Asshat: U can dam me today but tomorrow envy ok i
Darla: Why the Fuck would I envy a worthless Prick like you?
Asshat: If I ask u something u feel pain for that
Darla: You have treated me horribly and all I wanted was for us to be together.
Asshat: Let me tall u am not going to work in your company for long time
Darla: You won't work there at all and you won't get a Fucking Visa because you are too stoopid to fill out a simple application form.
Asshat: So if i cam what I am going to
Asshat: do
Asshat: Mmmm ans me
Darla: I've no idea if you are asking me something or just mumbling out loud Shit Head.

Gotta work on being nicer eh?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Oh, I wouldn't say that, OP. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 12:19 am

^I guess you are right MorganleFay.

Is this the End of the Line?

Quote:

Asshat: sap
Darla: WTF?
Asshat: Why give me time
Asshat: Am taking about my mummy ceremony
Asshat: It is time to say good bye to her
Asshat: I have send ok
Darla: Send what?
Asshat: now you. Are reply
Asshat: say something
Darla: I hate to speak ill of the dead but your Mummy must have been a tough one to put up with a Shit head like you. Does that work?
Asshat: Let end it there ok
Darla: End what Dick Wad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwqhdRs4jyA

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