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loualsindor
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Joined: 23 Mar 2012
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Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:22 pm |
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So my lad is going to travel to Fiji (I doubt it but he sure is wasting a lot of time talking about it). He'd be landing at Nadi International and then meeting me at the harbor to go to the resort I own and get some big money.
He's going to be checking in using a computer at the airport and I need something that I can ask him to identify that he simply could not do if he wasn't really there. Sadly he doesn't have a phone.
I'm hoping the IP will cover it but I'd love to have a plan B. Any help out there?
And yeah, he's my favorite lad EVER. |
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Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
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- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
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Mattaz
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Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:23 pm |
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loualsindor
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Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:33 pm |
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Thanks but I'm going to need something at or really close to the airport as he's going directly from there to the boat.
Tomizone is the internet provider at the airport and he's using yeah.net for email so I see the cafe IP in Benin as well as the Hong Kong server IP in the header in all his messages. Maybe the IP in Fiji would be visible as well?
If I could get him to fly to Fiji and buy a seat on the boat (which I will conveniently miss) I would do a happy dance of epic proportions. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Mattaz
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Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:50 pm |
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Maybe you let him take a selfie in front of the Nadi Airport entrance |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:58 pm |
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hmm, just an idea, it involves ITPs.
call the hotels close to the airport (capricorn international hotel and others) and ask them which hotel offers wireless lan and that you are meeting with "lads name", but your plane is delayed an he should call you right from the front desk (give them a number to call, where you can be reached on the plane).
that might be involving ITPs, and even harming them monetary, but it's just an international call. and there is a good chance that he consumes anything.
if he thinks that the hotel would put everything on a bill under your name, and you don't show up, he has to pay everything, otherwise they'll call the police.
rock solid proof of having a lad in fiji
possibly an arrest for not paying the bill.
EDIT: did he book the flight back yet? |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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loualsindor
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Joined: 23 Mar 2012
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Location: A little rock in a big ocean

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Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:03 pm |
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I'm working on the selfie angle but haven't confirmed that he'll have a phone to take one. I "bought" him one that he'll be picking up.
I'm hoping the IP address is a winner but I'll see how it all shakes out. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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irishemigrant
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:13 am |
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if you want to add some flavour to his stay in fiji, I'd recommend this website:
http://fijihighcom.com/component/content/article/43-quarantine-policy.html
lots of everydays things, which you can request to bring along and could cause severe troubles
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| PENALTIES – A MISTAKE COULD COST YOU A LOT. THERE ARE HEAVY PENALTIES (LONG JAIL TERMS AND EXPENSIVE FINES) FOR PEOPLE WHO FAIL TO OBSERVE FIJI’S QUARANTINE LAWS. BRINGING FOOD, PLANT AND ANIMAL MATERIALS INTO FIJI WITHOUT DECLARING IS ILLEGAL. |
but be aware that those rules exist for a reason. bringing the wrong things to fiji could severely damage the environment.
I would vote for a nice steak. it should be available in west africa and it won't procreate over there
and he should bring a box with some shells of snails, and write Achatina fulica onto it.
that should scare them quite a lot and put laddy into big time troubles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achatina_fulica
EDIT: if he gets asked, if he has anything to declare, he should answer with "two weeks"
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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loualsindor
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Joined: 23 Mar 2012
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Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:27 pm |
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You are evil.
Love it. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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jose_cuervo
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:07 pm |
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loualsindor
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Joined: 23 Mar 2012
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Location: A little rock in a big ocean

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Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:20 pm |
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Not sure if I can get him that far into the marina but he'll be going there to catch a boat, so that might be helpful! |
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- 229
X 6
X 5
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:11 pm |
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if he wants to go to fiji, he can manage a short trip away from the airport too.
he might hate it, but he went that far, he can go a short extra trip.
by the way, another perfect way of confirming a safari: get him to buy a simcard over there, and get him to call you. look up the plans of the local phone providers. they sometimes have good plans for usa and a few other countries. if your number is from a smaller country, he might pay insane fees... |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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