SAFARI Accra-SH Abuja: The Sinking of Bismark

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

I can just imagine how happy the lads were to get to the hotel you booked them, only to realize that "it is in bush!" Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

excellent amusement again, gentlemen Smile

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:05 am

Hello Kitty, always glad to be the cause of a smile on your face! - Thank you, Lord Goldblade! Mista Babangoh takes a comprehensive approach to "customa sarvice". - Glad you liked it, Lakeside! Yes, whether you travel one way or return, the price for the Accra-Abuja flight remains £389 per person. - Much appreciated, Agnomen, my fellow Londoner! - Hello Bobby-Bobby, yes, follow-up shenanigans are indeed envisioned by TM, if the opportunities arise. It is for this reason that lines of communication have been left open and civility still reigns in the discourse. Both TM and I are most distressed that the two hopefools were inconvenienced. - Hi Big Al, conditions weren't exactly hash, if you ask me and when compared to many other safaris I know of, but then again, ... "surfering" is a very subjective thing. - Thanks, Demented Man! Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:31 am

Oh, man. This has been hilarious!

I wish I could overhear the conversation between the lads and the airline when they discover their tickets have self-destructed.

Truly a trip to hell for these well-deserving miscreants.

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 3:32 am

Canceling the tickets for their return flight was a nice and evil touch. Well done. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:34 pm

Nice work! I loved a stredded lad or two.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Oct 2014 Posts: 45

Bait-a Ray Bill wrote:

I would love to able to hear the conversation when the lads go to get on their flight home!

I think you would hear only silence Very Happy

Bravo guys! bow_down

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 17 Aug 2014 Posts: 90

Britannicus...is that avatar, the lad's face?

If it is, dam hideous?

Hilarious call once again....

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:07 pm

Poor lad you almost have to feel bad for him... not if he continues his scamming career after this nothing will ever make him quit nice job tm love the lad pain keep it coming

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 17 Aug 2014 Posts: 90

Clapping my hands when you guys cancelled the tickets.....LMAO.

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:08 am

Very clever. You booked them into a roach motel and booked them out of their only way home! Brilliant work by all involved. TM baits are the best!

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:13 am

I already applauded but since I listened again I felt I should again say Bravo!

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:50 am

Brilliant work as usual guys! Your customer service is excellent - always optimistic and confident... exactly what we've all come to expect from the Safar1 Hotels crew.

Pity nobody can ever find the damn hotel...

So I take it this one is still active?

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 12:26 pm

I love the continued professionalism and staff's willingness to go to the nth degree to help their customers!

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:14 pm

Hi Scaminator, thanks for the praise! With respect to the overall quality of The Monsignor's safaris, I second your opinion, which is why I encouraged Mista Babangoh to take up employment with him. I like your term "Roach Motel"; so much in fact that I could envision a future establishment being named after it.

Capone, Beware419 and Maxpwr, the plaudits are much appreciated! Beware419, I will inform Mista Babangoh of that 'Customer Service Award Event' you so kindly referred to. Unless his name has already been put forward through word-of-mouth, he is highly likely to apply, and knowing him as I do, I would not be surprised if he acquitted himself very well indeed.

Kishnabe, the avatar is not a lad, rather it is a picture of Mista Babangoh, and it forms a central part of SH's newly launched charm offensive and public relations campaign. In order to further the establishments' standing in the marketplace, Mr Geoffrey was looking to project a wholesome, salt-of-the-earth image that instantly inspires confidence, and it is common knowledge that such is only brought about with the warmest of engaging smiles! That is how Mista Babangoh became the face of the campaign. - Mista Babangoh's story is quite a remarkable one in that he hails from very humble beginnings, a small village in South-Africa, and faced various challenges in his youth due to occasional inattentiveness to oral hygiene, ... but as soon as he found out he had been accepted into Mr Geoffrey's employ he had these minor issues seen to by the best (and only) dentist of his village, who doubles as the local car mechanic. Thusly much improved aesthetically, he was then ready ... to face the world, instilling trust and winning customers over wherever he goes. So much so, in fact, that SH's guests ... go out of their way to stay there!

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:36 pm

^
That's a face for the Lads to look out for when awaiting transportation to the resort - how on earth do they keep missing him?

Smile

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:16 am

Any news about the lads? Have they tried to go back?

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:46 am

I think someone should post a review on Tripadvisor.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:40 am

"Very discretely tucked away into the countryside - you'd go straight past it if you weren't paying attention. Luckily the cheerful Mr Tom was dispatched in the bouncy old Jeep to pick us up from Abuja Airport. The place is amazing and surprisingly luxurious and comfortable, considering the barren surrounding areas and grotty nearby town. 5 stars!"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2015 Posts: 62

Fantastic, I laughed my head of just the start of reading this, Listening now Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:43 pm

bobbybobby wrote:

Is there going to be a follow up call after the lad and his man friend get home?

Yes, there will. James indicated that he would be prepared to travel to SH Bouake. We'll have to wait and see how enthusiastic he actually is once he has recovered from the stress of the past week.

Maxpwr wrote:

So I take it this one is still active?

We hope so!

vonpaso xlura wrote:

Any news about the lads? Have they tried to go back?

Please see update on locations in first Post.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 May 2011 Posts: 237

There's not a lot I can say that others haven't already; just, fantastic as always. Thumbs up

Elite Baiter Joined: 21 Jan 2010 Posts: 1474

Amazing. The way you both kept calming him down and stopping him going off the rails was wonderful. Compelling listening.

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 12:47 pm

While this may be the end of this safari, I'm sure more will come.
I've had the pleasure of meeting both of these fine gents, TM and Britannicus, and hope to work with them both again soon.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Aug 2015 Posts: 21

I always celebrate whenever I see one of these baits appearing. Another fantastic job guys. Although I do have to say, I think I prefer Mr Babangoh as a dolla chopping villain. His voice is perfect for it. Laughing

I was actually reminded to come on and say thanks whilst watching a certain channel 4 documentary on YouTube and instantly recognising TM's voice haha.

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